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    Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 1 Episode 1 - The Defector and the Divorcee
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    #1 - The Defector and the Divorcee

    S1:E1

    After literally swimming away from Cuba, defector Juan Pablo Roque is hailed as a hero, and works as a rescue pilot, but his new bride of one year, Ana Margarita, is about to learn a shocking truth about her man.

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  2. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 1 Episode 2 - Don Juan Down Under
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    #2 - Don Juan Down Under

    S1:E2

    Donna Andersen waited her whole life for her soul mate and is finally swept off her feet by Ozzie, a charming Australian entrepreneur. After a three-day romance, the two marry within six months and she is the happiest she's ever been, until her husbands' webs of lies, deceit, and unfaithfulness surface.

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  3. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 1 Episode 3 - Mr. Good Times
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    #3 - Mr. Good Times

    S1:E3

    Mary Jo enjoys a wild marriage at the heart of the disco scene until Joey's coke addiction spins out of control. Then, on May 18, 1992, a girl comes to the house and shoots her in the head - why?

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  4. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 1 Episode 4 - Keeping Up Appearances
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    #4 - Keeping Up Appearances

    S1:E4

    Jeanne Trantel of Long Island lives a picture perfect life with her two children and commodities broker husband, Stephen, until the stress of work gets him down, but how are his erratic moods connected to a spate of robberies?

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  5. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 1 Episode 5 - Leap of Faith
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    #5 - Leap of Faith

    S1:E5

    Michelle believes her high flying husband, Marcus, has the Midas touch, until he is accused of fraud. Then he crashes his plane and disappears. Has he faked his own death?

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  6. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 1 Episode 6 - The Man With Two Names
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    #6 - The Man With Two Names

    S1:E6

    When Kathy's husband confesses that he was a hit-man for the CIA and is now on the run, she accepts his story, until his lies unravel. Who is Steve, and who has he killed?

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  7. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 1 Episode 7 - An Explosive Love
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    #7 - An Explosive Love

    S1:E7

    A Mormon named Dorie Olds of Salt Lake City thought she found a perfect mate in Mark Hofmann. Mark is a celebrity in his Mormon town after identifying some rare religious papers, but his family's good fortune is rocked when letter bombs strike at the heart of the Church.

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  8. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 1 Episode 8 - Caught in the Crosshairs
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    #8 - Caught in the Crosshairs

    S1:E8

    23-year-old Mildred Muhammad fell in love and soon married John Williams, a handsome and confident man. But events of the Gulf War turned him cold and abusive. As the DC sniper terrorizes the city, Mildred keeps her three children inside, away from the shooter and hidden from her mad ex-husband, but her nightmare is only beginning.

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  9. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 1 Episode 9 - Married to a Monster
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    #9 - Married to a Monster

    S1:E9

    Judith Mawson escaped a 19-year marriage filled with abuse, drugs, and cheating when she met Gary Ridgway, a "normal" guy in her eyes. The two had big plans as a couple in the future and she believed her future was looking bright but those plans changed.

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  10. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 1 Episode 10 - Discovering Danger and a Double Life
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    #10 - Discovering Danger and a Double Life

    S1:E10

    When Linda Bergstrom first met James, he was polite and chivalrous and kind. But soon after, James began to show a violent side of himself and is charged with being a peeping Tom. She begins to suspect he could be behind multiple rapes. Can she overcome her fear and find out the truth?

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  11. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 1 Episode 11 - The Corpse's Bride
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    #11 - The Corpse's Bride

    S1:E11

    Barbra Reifel was newly married to the handsome, dashing Michael Mastromarino, a young surgeon. But success caught up with him and he eventually spiraled out of control. She stands by him when scandal strikes but then there's more.

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  12. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 1 Episode 12 - Not the Only One
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    #12 - Not the Only One

    S1:E12

    On leave from Iraq in 2005, Army Specialist Joe Wood is blown away by the successful and vivacious Shauna. They were married soon after, then all his money goes missing. What is she hiding?

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  13. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 1 - Third Time's No Charm
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    #13 - Third Time's No Charm

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    After Tammi meets handsome doctor Eric Perteet at a nightclub, she is stricken by the tragic death of his children. They fall in love and quickly marry. Eric is hired at a local hospital, but who is Dr Perteet and what is he really doing at the hospital?

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  14. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 2 - From Protector to Predator
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    #14 - From Protector to Predator

    S2:E2

    Rickielee wanted the perfect family and after marrying policeman Jeff Pelo and having three children, she felt like her dreams had come true. Their small community of Bloomington is being stalked by a serial rapist, but how is Jeff, a hardworking police officer and happily married father of three, involved in the case?

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  15. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 3 - The Admiral's Wife
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    #15 - The Admiral's Wife

    S2:E3

    Barbara Bentley was living near San Francisco when she met and married medal-winning Rear Admiral John Perry. Barbara is living the high life with her husband, but as the cash drains from their accounts so does her trust. Is something amiss with the marriage?

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  16. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 4 - Gunning for Love
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    #16 - Gunning for Love

    S2:E4

    Margo Bennett was a FBI agent in Atlanta when she met and married Gene Bennett, an undercover agent. 10 years after they marry and have kids, Gene is involved in fraud and Margo is involved with another woman. How will this bitter break-up play out?

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  17. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 5 - The Third Mrs. Smith
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    #17 - The Third Mrs. Smith

    S2:E5

    Diane Beasley thought she had found love with John Smith. After a short courtship, they tied the knot. All was well, until the FBI showed up. When FBI agents inform newlywed Diane that her husband's previous wives died in suspicious circumstances, she knows she has more than John's dodgy credit score to worry about.

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  18. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 6 - 'Til Death Do Us Part
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    #18 - 'Til Death Do Us Part

    S2:E6

    Small town sweethearts Carolyn Cox and her husband Billy seemed like a perfect couple. They built a booming business and had a lovely family during their 43 years together. How did their perfect marriage end in attempted murder?

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  19. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 7 - Jets, Bets, & Debts
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    #19 - Jets, Bets, & Debts

    S2:E7

    Michelle Broome thought she was living the dream life when she married her longtime crush Tom. They enjoyed a jetset lifestyle of partying and flying off on exotic vacations. However, Michelle's dream life faded when her husband's gambling addictions caught up with him.

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  20. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 8 - Cruising Towards Disaster
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    #20 - Cruising Towards Disaster

    S2:E8

    After her husband of 20 years left her, Cynthia Castile decided it was time for some changes. When she met Wayne Chinn, a cruise ship chef, she felt all her dreams had come true. They soon married, but shortly after, his hidden past started to surface and Cynthia was knee deep in his lies.

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  21. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 9 - Strange Bedfellows
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    #21 - Strange Bedfellows

    S2:E9

    Activist Dina Matos and politician Jim McGreevey married and had a baby. They became the Governor and First Lady of New Jersey.and had a model life. How did a devastating secret cut short their success?

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  22. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 10 - The Rock Star Husband
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    #22 - The Rock Star Husband

    S2:E10

    Gayle Cuvreau, a single mother of two, thought she'd met and married the perfect man, until her perfect world crumbled. She is confused by the erratic behavior of her rock 'n' roll guitarist husband - is he a drug addict, or has he met someone else? Her efforts to find out take a dark turn.

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  23. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 11 - Just Beneath the Surface
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    #23 - Just Beneath the Surface

    S2:E11

    Joy DeSomber and her new husband Joseph Cua are living the good life. But it all comes to a halt when Joseph tells Joy that his dear friends, the Wagners, have been brutally murdered. Joy soons unravels the ugly truth about the man she let into her life.

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  24. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 12 - An Exercise in Murder
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    #24 - An Exercise in Murder

    S2:E12

    Paul Reidel and his best friend Alex Algeri opened a 24-hour fitness center. But late one night, Alex was gunned down in the gym parking lot, and Paul realized the bullets were meant for him, in what becomes a twisted tale of murder for hire.

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  25. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 13 - Duty, Honor, Lies
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    #25 - Duty, Honor, Lies

    S2:E13

    When Cory Wynne met Bobbi Ann Finley, she was exactly what he wanted. But months later, with his bank account drained and his career on the line, Cory uncovers Bobbi's dark past.

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Best Episodes Summary

"The Defector and the Divorcee" is the best rated episode of "Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry?". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 8/25/2010. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Don Juan Down Under".