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The Best Episodes of Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry?

Every episode of Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry?!

Best episode
S2E13 Duty, Honor, Lies
9.410 votes
Worst episode
S1E2 Don Juan Down Under
5.719 votes
Top season
Season 7
7.9avg
Binge time
2d 9h
123 episodes
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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 13 - Duty, Honor, Lies
    9.4/10(10 votes)

    S2:E13

    When Cory Wynne met Bobbi Ann Finley, she was exactly what he wanted. But months later, with his bank account drained and his career on the line, Cory uncovers Bobbi's dark past.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 6 - 'Til Death Do Us Part
    8.9/10(15 votes)

    S2:E6

    Small town sweethearts Carolyn Cox and her husband Billy seemed like a perfect couple. They built a booming business and had a lovely family during their 43 years together. How did their perfect marriage end in attempted murder?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 1 Episode 9 - Married to a Monster
    8.5/10(16 votes)

    S1:E9

    Judith Mawson escaped a 19-year marriage filled with abuse, drugs, and cheating when she met Gary Ridgway, a "normal" guy in her eyes. The two had big plans as a couple in the future and she believed her future was looking bright but those plans changed.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 6 - The Knockout
    8.5/10(16 votes)

    S7:E6

    Ramon Sosa, a former boxer, marries Lulu, a beautiful brunette, and finds himself in the fight of his life; Ramon is forced into drastic action when he receives a warning that his wife is hiring a hit man.

    Director:Mary Bissell
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 9 - Smoke and Mirrors
    8.5/10(16 votes)

    S7:E9

    Debra Proctor, a nurse and a pillar of her Cherokee community, meets a caring stranger online and falls in love; they have a happy marriage until the disturbing truth about him causes her world to come crashing down.

    Director:Mary Bissell
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 2 - What Happened Off Camera
    8.4/10(19 votes)

    S7:E2

    TV news anchorwoman Marisa Burke and her seemingly perfect husband Mark Kandel become the eye of a media storm when Mark's twisted double life starts making headlines.

    Director:Mary Bissell
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 8 Episode 7 - The Babysitter Killer
    8.5/10(11 votes)

    S8:E7

    Recently divorced Brian Cargill thinks he's met the woman of his dreams; however, Kimberly Cargill is a master manipulator, and her abusive and violent nature tragically leads to murder.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 10 - The Killer Beside Me
    8.3/10(14 votes)

    S7:E10

    Single mom, Wilda Gadd, finds a family-oriented single dad who seems like the perfect life partner, until he devolves into a dangerous monster; she's the only one who can bring him to justice.

    Director:Mary Bissell
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 5 Episode 3 - He's No Angel
    8.2/10(14 votes)

    S5:E3

    Holley (Patterson) Angel was focused on raising her two girls. But even Holley could not ignore the sparks flying between her and a co-worker named Brian. 10 years later, a confession will reveal a betrayal that drags Holley and her family through a living hell.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 1 Episode 11 - The Corpse's Bride
    8.2/10(13 votes)

    S1:E11

    Barbra Reifel was newly married to the handsome, dashing Michael Mastromarino, a young surgeon. But success caught up with him and he eventually spiraled out of control. She stands by him when scandal strikes but then there's more.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 3 - Bad and Blue
    8.1/10(15 votes)

    S7:E3

    When Isaiah Carvalho meets NYPD Officer Valerie Cincinelli, he thinks his dreams have come true; he soon learns she's deceptive and dangerous.

    Director:Mary Bissell
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 7 - The Id and the Ego
    8.1/10(14 votes)

    S7:E7

    When a beautiful student meets an esteemed psychologist, she believes she found her soulmate; when he suddenly disappears, she discovers he lived a bizarre double life in Detroit's most notorious neighborhood.

    Director:Mary Bissell
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 21 - From Lebanon With Love
    8.2/10(11 votes)

    S2:E21

    When Nabela Henry filed for divorce from her husband Saad Abdo, she had no idea of the pain he'd cause her. Bitter, he fled to Lebanon with their 2 children. After 3 years, Nabela will do anything to get them back, even if it meant a dangerous mission abroad.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 4 Episode 1 - Darkness, Deception, DNA
    8.0/10(15 votes)

    S4:E1

    Lisa Bradford had two beautiful children and a charming, doting husband, Dennis. She thought she had a 'happily ever after' ahead of her. However, when Dennis was arrested for a heinous crime all of that changed. And the nightmare wasn't even over…

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 5 Episode 10 - Weathering the Storm
    8.0/10(13 votes)

    S5:E10

    Newly single Amy Anderton was caught off-guard when she fell for an Irishman and school teacher but this upstanding do-gooder was hiding a deviant darkness. When Amy unearthed his secret, she's forced to make the most difficult decision of her life.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 3 Episode 13 - Homeland Insecurity
    8.4/10(6 votes)

    S3:E13

    Divorcee Katherine Blankenship never expected to find love in her former classmate, war vet Glenn Seymour. Glenn seemed like the ultimate protector. But before long, secrets rushed to the surface leaving Katherine baffled about who her hero really was!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 19 - Scarred By Love
    8.1/10(9 votes)

    S2:E19

    When Kendra Beebe's boyfriend, actor Shelley Malil, became too controlling, she pulled away from him and ended their relationship. Her decision would leave her in the fight of her life.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 18 - The Weapon Inside Me
    8.0/10(11 votes)

    S2:E18

    After 2 marriages, taekwondo black belt Diane Reeve guardedly entered the world of dating. When she met tall, dark & handsome Philippe Padieu, Diane was swept off her feet. But after four years of illicit affairs, Philippe's deadly deception leaves Diane sparring for her life.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 11 - Just Beneath the Surface
    8.2/10(7 votes)

    S2:E11

    Joy DeSomber and her new husband Joseph Cua are living the good life. But it all comes to a halt when Joseph tells Joy that his dear friends, the Wagners, have been brutally murdered. Joy soons unravels the ugly truth about the man she let into her life.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 17 - Gold-Digging Grandma
    8.0/10(9 votes)

    S2:E17

    Elden Bowen was looking to spend his golden years with a good woman and sweet, petite Shirley Cassara seemed to fit the bill. However, after two years of marriage, he discovers she wanted much more than his heart and comes face to face with the real women he married.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 8 - Mark the Mark
    7.8/10(14 votes)

    S7:E8

    A single father finally finds a love with whom he can grow old; however, just months after they've wed, she depletes his retirement savings, and he learns he's only the latest in a string of victims; when he files for divorce, things get much worse.

    Director:Mary Bissell
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 4 Episode 3 - Torrence the Tyrant
    7.9/10(9 votes)

    S4:E3

    Single mom Lisa Torrence surprised herself with a sudden relationship with handsome neighbor Cecil, but the real shock was still to come. Ten years into her marriage, the Cecil she knew vanished, and in his place was something dark and dangerous.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 22 - Gamble On Love
    8.0/10(7 votes)

    S2:E22

    Adrian was always for adventure, and professional gambler Ernie seemed like her perfect match. Their relationship became a globetrotting adventure until Ernie's parents were murdered and Adrian realized something sinister was behind Ernie's poker face.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 6 Episode 11 - Evil Beauty
    7.8/10(10 votes)

    S6:E11

    When Matt Woods looked at Meri McCracken, he saw a beautiful woman, even though there had been rumors about Meri for years that earned her the nickname Crazy Meri. Matt chose to ignore it, but within months, his marriage was a living hell.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 5 Episode 7 - The Face of Death
    7.7/10(12 votes)

    S5:E7

    In 1988, Deborah Hunnewell fell for her co-worker, Scott Erskine. In a few months, they were tying the knot and expecting. Then Scott started acting strange. Before Deborah knew it, she was face to face with the devil--and it would haunt her forever!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Best Episodes Summary

"Duty, Honor, Lies" is the best rated episode of Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry?. It scored 9.4/10 from 10 votes. Written and directed by Unknown, it aired on January 21, 2012. This episode scored 0.5 points higher than the second highest rated, "'Til Death Do Us Part".

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