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The Best Episodes of Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7

Every episode of Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7!

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Pull back the curtain on bizarre double lives and see the real stories of men and women who thought they were happily married, until the day they uncovered a shocking secret about their spouse leading

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 1 - Duty, Honor, Deception
    7.3/10(19 votes)

    #1 - Duty, Honor, Deception

    S7:E1

    When a colonel's wife discovers her husband's startling double life, she must choose between her own future and the good of the US Military; she overcomes betrayal to launch a one woman campaign to protect other military spouses.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 2 - What Happened Off Camera
    8.5/10(15 votes)

    #2 - What Happened Off Camera

    S7:E2

    TV news anchorwoman Marisa Burke and her seemingly perfect husband Mark Kandel become the eye of a media storm when Mark's twisted double life starts making headlines.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 3 - Bad and Blue
    8.2/10(14 votes)

    #3 - Bad and Blue

    S7:E3

    When Isaiah Carvalho meets NYPD Officer Valerie Cincinelli, he thinks his dreams have come true; he soon learns she's deceptive and dangerous.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 4 - Unholy Matrimony
    7.7/10(14 votes)

    #4 - Unholy Matrimony

    S7:E4

    Carol Dennis' decades of hell started when a polygamous Mormon cult leader selected her, at the age of 16, as his next wife. Becoming a “church wife” is just the beginning of Carol's nightmare.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 5 - Love and Death in Vail
    7.9/10(13 votes)

    #5 - Love and Death in Vail

    S7:E5

    A romance blooms between Shawnie and Ron over their shared love of athletics. But after their marriage, Shawnie discovers an unseen side of Ron as his unstable behavior goes from manipulative to nefarious, forcing her to confront his secret life.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 6 - The Knockout
    8.6/10(15 votes)

    #6 - The Knockout

    S7:E6

    Ramon Sosa, a former boxer, marries Lulu, a beautiful brunette, and finds himself in the fight of his life; Ramon is forced into drastic action when he receives a warning that his wife is hiring a hit man.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 7 - The Id and the Ego
    8.1/10(14 votes)

    #7 - The Id and the Ego

    S7:E7

    When a beautiful student meets an esteemed psychologist, she believes she found her soulmate; when he suddenly disappears, she discovers he lived a bizarre double life in Detroit's most notorious neighborhood.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 8 - Mark the Mark
    7.9/10(13 votes)

    #8 - Mark the Mark

    S7:E8

    A single father finally finds a love with whom he can grow old; however, just months after they've wed, she depletes his retirement savings, and he learns he's only the latest in a string of victims; when he files for divorce, things get much worse.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 9 - Smoke and Mirrors
    8.5/10(16 votes)

    #9 - Smoke and Mirrors

    S7:E9

    Debra Proctor, a nurse and a pillar of her Cherokee community, meets a caring stranger online and falls in love; they have a happy marriage until the disturbing truth about him causes her world to come crashing down.

    Director:Unknown
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  11. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 10 - The Killer Beside Me
    8.3/10(14 votes)

    #10 - The Killer Beside Me

    S7:E10

    Single mom, Wilda Gadd, finds a family-oriented single dad who seems like the perfect life partner, until he devolves into a dangerous monster; she's the only one who can bring him to justice.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 11 - Episode 11
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #11 - Episode 11

    S7:E11

    A teen marries an older man, but their age difference is the least of her problems. One day, she makes a discovery so grotesque, it poisons their union forever. Then a Marine falls for a beautiful woman but her conniving friend wants to kill the marriage.

    Director:Unknown
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  13. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 12 - Episode 12
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #12 - Episode 12

    S7:E12

    A mom of four finds a letter that exposes her partner as a monster incapable of telling the truth; a woman falls for a former prom-king-turned-cop and thinks she finally has it all, but after a knock on her door, she realizes she's lost everything.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 13 - Episode 13
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #13 - Episode 13

    S7:E13

    A high-powered career woman plans a dream wedding to a dashing realtor who promptly morphs into a nightmarish husband. Then, a man believes the fiery relationship with his ailing wife couldn't possibly get worse -- until the day the FBI arrests him.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 14 - A Hate, Hate Relationship
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #14 - A Hate, Hate Relationship

    S7:E14

    A California woman catches her husband cheating, but the more she forgives, the more outrageous his lies become; inside a mild-mannered husband lies an unhinged stalker who tries to ensure his wife is never happy again.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 15 - Episode 15
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #15 - Episode 15

    S7:E15

    A woman shares a first and last name with her soldier husband, but that's where the similarities end -- and their differences could get her killed. A man marries the prettiest girl in town only to find that beauty is fleeting, but evil is forever.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 16 - Episode 16
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #16 - Episode 16

    S7:E16

    A man terrorizes his ex-girlfriend, and when his wife finds out, he sets his sights on her; a single mom falls for an injured man she allows to recuperate in her home; when his sweet façade starts to sour, the results are earth-shattering.

    Director:Unknown
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  18. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 17 - Devious Dealmakers
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #17 - Devious Dealmakers

    S7:E17

    A married woman's life of privilege abruptly ends when she gets involved with a man and asks him for a deadly favour; A woman moves to Florida and falls for an entrepreneur -- but he's hiding a secret that could land him in prison for decades.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 18 - Liar, Liar
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #18 - Liar, Liar

    S7:E18

    A woman's new love seems to be the real deal, but her gut says otherwise; she views something so vile she must risk her life to make things right; a single mum agrees to marry her ideal man, but she soon finds he's someone she never knew at all.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 19 - Episode 19
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #19 - Episode 19

    S7:E19

    A girl worries about her mother when the woman decides to get married -- but the teen should be worried about herself; a woman meets her soulmate, but years into the marriage, she discovers he's her nemesis.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 20 - Episode 20
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #20 - Episode 20

    S7:E20

    Despite her best friend's disapproval, a divorcée gets involved with an ex-con; after an act of unthinkable violence, she realizes her friend was right all along; a woman learns her new husband uses his computer for much more than work.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 21 - A Controlled Burn
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #21 - A Controlled Burn

    S7:E21

    Sparks fly when a young woman meets a handsome aspiring firefighter. However, after marrying, those sparks erupt into an inferno of violence and obsession. Next, a mum shares custody with her soon-to-be ex, but his new job threatens the whole family.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 22 - Episode 22
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #22 - Episode 22

    S7:E22

    A woman develops severe stomach problems, and even though it appears it is something she ate, it's probably her choice of mate; a wife hears rumors about her husband cheating, but when she discovers what he's really up to, an affair is preferable.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 23 - Episode 23
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #23 - Episode 23

    S7:E23

    A woman living a dream life with an older husband watches her world go up in flames when he reveals his true self; a single mom marries a soldier and has an adorable baby, but tragedy strikes, and it will take years before the horrid truth emerges.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 24 - Episode 24
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #24 - Episode 24

    S7:E24

    A self-described nerd meets a brilliant man who goes on to work at NASA; it isn't until the relationship takes off that she sees her aspiring astronaut is just an earthly criminal; a woman's hunky Brit vanishes, but she'll soon hope he stays gone.

    Director:Unknown
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  26. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 25 - Dreamers and Schemers
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #25 - Dreamers and Schemers

    S7:E25

    After the birth of his child, a man discovers that the stunning woman he married is hellbent on his destruction. Next, a wife revels in her picture-perfect life until her husband gives her some news that will shatter everything she thought was real.

    Director:Unknown
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Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Duty, Honor, Deception" is the best rated episode of "Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry?" season 7. It scored 7.3/10 based on 19 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/15/2022. This episode is rated 1.2 points higher than the second-best, "What Happened Off Camera".