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The Worst Episodes of Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry?

Every episode of Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry?!

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S1E2 Don Juan Down Under
5.719 votes
Best episode
S2E13 Duty, Honor, Lies
9.410 votes
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Season 7
7.9avg
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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 1 Episode 2 - Don Juan Down Under
    5.7/10(19 votes)

    S1:E2

    Donna Andersen waited her whole life for her soul mate and is finally swept off her feet by Ozzie, a charming Australian entrepreneur. After a three-day romance, the two marry within six months and she is the happiest she's ever been, until her husbands' webs of lies, deceit, and unfaithfulness surface.

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  2. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 5 Episode 5 - Love Intrusion
    5.7/10(8 votes)

    S5:E5

    When Rhonda Heaton met "Gentle Giant" Bob Cash in Steamboat Springs, CO, she was confident that he was her 'happily ever after'. But Bob's deeply buried demons began to surface and, before long, Rhonda's romance became a bone-chilling nightmare.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 5 Episode 15 - Home Fire Burning
    6.0/10(10 votes)

    S5:E15

    Beth Miller always played by the rules, but after meeting handsome Adam Carriere Beth couldn't suppress her desire to rebel against her upbringing. Little did she know that Adam's dark obsession would ignite an inferno, leaving Beth to sweep up the ashes.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 5 Episode 18 - Four's a Crowd
    6.0/10(8 votes)

    S5:E18

    Charmaine Whalen wanted a big beautiful wedding with the love of her life. So when she met a handsome stranger who promised her just that, she thought her dreams were coming true. But Charmaine would soon find herself in the center of her worst nightmare.

    Director:Unknown
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  5. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 1 Episode 5 - Leap of Faith
    6.6/10(18 votes)

    S1:E5

    Michelle believes her high flying husband, Marcus, has the Midas touch, until he is accused of fraud. Then he crashes his plane and disappears. Has he faked his own death?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 3 Episode 2 - One Night Affair
    6.2/10(9 votes)

    S3:E2

    As a single mother, Robin Faulk was drawn to dependable outdoorsman Jerry Wilson. But after years of marriage, Robin's life with Jerry would implode when a horrifying crime rocked their small town... and Robin was forced to confront her husband's dark side.

    Director:Unknown
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  7. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 1 Episode 3 - Mr. Good Times
    6.5/10(13 votes)

    S1:E3

    Mary Jo enjoys a wild marriage at the heart of the disco scene until Joey's coke addiction spins out of control. Then, on May 18, 1992, a girl comes to the house and shoots her in the head - why?

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 6 Episode 4 - The Sympathy Card
    6.2/10(8 votes)

    S6:E4

    For Tabitha Howe, romance was the last thing on her mind when she fell for Scott Wellington. But behind his kind-hearted façade was a monster. And Tabitha would soon question everything she knew about her first true love.

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  9. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 1 Episode 6 - The Man With Two Names
    6.6/10(11 votes)

    S1:E6

    When Kathy's husband confesses that he was a hit-man for the CIA and is now on the run, she accepts his story, until his lies unravel. Who is Steve, and who has he killed?

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 6 Episode 3 - Dangerous Game
    6.6/10(9 votes)

    S6:E3

    Seventeen-year-old Mandy Boardman is courted by a man twice her age, David Wise, who played on her softball team. It seemed she had met her perfect match. After the pair wed, it wasn't long before Mandy realized David was playing a vile game of his own.

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  11. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 1 Episode 1 - The Defector and the Divorcee
    6.9/10(19 votes)

    S1:E1

    After literally swimming away from Cuba, defector Juan Pablo Roque is hailed as a hero, and works as a rescue pilot, but his new bride of one year, Ana Margarita, is about to learn a shocking truth about her man.

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  12. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 5 Episode 9 - Marvelous Deception
    6.8/10(13 votes)

    S5:E9

    In 1993, psychotherapist Danielle Jenson moved to Palm Beach, Florida, and her demanding schedule didn't leave time for a social life. When Danielle met Tom Abrams, her world became much bigger...and richer! But Tom was hiding a greedy secret.

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  13. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 6 Episode 10 - Poison Love
    6.7/10(10 votes)

    S6:E10

    When 28-year-old army vet Nathan Richardson settles into civilian life, he falls for actress Shannon Rogers. Not long after they took their vows, Nathan discovered the devil behind Shannon's smile and would soon find himself a matter of national security.

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  14. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 1 Episode 8 - Caught in the Crosshairs
    6.8/10(12 votes)

    S1:E8

    23-year-old Mildred Muhammad fell in love and soon married John Williams, a handsome and confident man. But events of the Gulf War turned him cold and abusive. As the DC sniper terrorizes the city, Mildred keeps her three children inside, away from the shooter and hidden from her mad ex-husband, but her nightmare is only beginning.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 5 Episode 4 - The Devil Inside
    6.7/10(8 votes)

    S5:E4

    Single mom Anna Torres found the love of her life when she met Ed Montano. The couple wed, and Ed was a father figure to Anna's daughter Lizzie. A decade later, Anna found that Ed's kind ways were a mask—under which he was hiding horrible secrets.

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  16. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 4 Episode 2 - Prayer and Prophet
    6.9/10(11 votes)

    S4:E2

    Amber Dawn Lee thought she'd found paradise when her family moved to Utah. But under the surface of faith, Amber's found an underworld of filth. The prophet might have been the voice of God but Amber would soon realize she was in the arms of the devil.

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  17. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 4 - Gunning for Love
    6.9/10(10 votes)

    S2:E4

    Margo Bennett was a FBI agent in Atlanta when she met and married Gene Bennett, an undercover agent. 10 years after they marry and have kids, Gene is involved in fraud and Margo is involved with another woman. How will this bitter break-up play out?

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  18. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 3 Episode 5 - Houston, We Have a Marital Problem
    6.9/10(9 votes)

    S3:E5

    When Kaydee Wilson married Thad Roberts, a go-getter who dreamed of becoming a NASA astronaut she thought the stars had aligned. But their relationship crashed and burned when Kaydee's husband committed one of the most outoutrageous crimes in NASA history

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  19. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 5 Episode 2 - Blinded by Love
    7.0/10(13 votes)

    S5:E2

    Jamie Hart had done his share of dating until he met teaching assistant Melissa Stredney. When Melissa announced she was pregnant, a happy Jamie proposed. Then Melissa suddenly became a vortex of terror. By the time Jamie noticed... there was no escape.

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  20. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 6 Episode 2 - Badge of Dishonor
    6.9/10(8 votes)

    S6:E2

    Rachel Alvarez thought her husband Sergio had found his calling when he embarked on a career as a cop. One day police arrived at her door with a warrant and some news about what Sergio had really been up to all those nights on the job.

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  21. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 5 Episode 11 - Heart Attack
    7.0/10(11 votes)

    S5:E11

    Louise Gallagher was focused on her daughters and her career. When she meets charming entrepreneur Conrad Cini, Louise was instantly attracted to his mysterious qualities. That is, until Conrad's dark past came back to haunt Louise's terrifying present!

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  22. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 5 Episode 14 - Family Man
    7.0/10(11 votes)

    S5:E14

    Krystal Kunkel thought romance was a thing of the past, until she met Tommy Garcia. He stepped seamlessly into the role of husband and father. But after 6 years of marriage, Krystal would learn her perfect family man might just be a devil in disguise.

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  23. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 6 Episode 1 - Witt's End
    7.0/10(11 votes)

    S6:E1

    Jason Witt had everything, except love. That is, until he meets beautiful Andria Stanley online. But his perfect match is hiding a dark secret behind her gorgeous smile. And when he discovers Andria's true nature, Jason comes face to face with pure evil.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 3 Episode 1 - Love Sick
    7.0/10(10 votes)

    S3:E1

    When Donna Kholer met handsome and charming Jim Boley in college, their chemistry was instantaneous. But twenty years and two kids later, Donna discovered that Jim was hiding a toxic secret, one that would shock a community and push Donna to the brink.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 3 Episode 8 - You Get What You Pay For
    7.0/10(10 votes)

    S3:E8

    When Kansas City native George Cascone fell hard for his teenage sweetheart, Dorothy Luther, he wasted no time proposing. But soon, George would see a dark side to his wife, revealing a diabolical woman willing to stop at nothing to get what she wants!

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Don Juan Down Under" is the worst rated episode of Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry?. It scored 5.7/10 from 19 votes. Written and directed by Unknown, it aired on August 25, 2010.

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