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    Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 11 - Just Beneath the Surface
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    #1 - Just Beneath the Surface

    S2:E11

    Joy DeSomber and her new husband Joseph Cua are living the good life. But it all comes to a halt when Joseph tells Joy that his dear friends, the Wagners, have been brutally murdered. Joy soons unravels the ugly truth about the man she let into her life.

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  2. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 14 - No Bigger Gamble
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    #2 - No Bigger Gamble

    S2:E14

    When Susan Walters married Mike Kuhnhausen, she considered her risk on love a worthy gamble. They are happily married until, 18 years later, a drastic change in his personality prompts Susan to file for divorce. How far will Michael go for revenge?

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  3. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 2 Episode 20 - Deadly Match
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    #3 - Deadly Match

    S2:E20

    When Yvette Cade was gallantly pursued by Roger Hargrave, it was only a matter of time before she gave him her heart. But when Roger's dark demons spewed a wrath of destruction, Yvette discovered an evil inside him that would set her world on fire!

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 3 Episode 12 - Fight for Life
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    #4 - Fight for Life

    S3:E12

    When Christy Martin married her hotshot trainer Jim, everyone knew she was destined for professional boxing greatness. But when don't work out and she wants to call it quits, a chilling encounter would force her to go toe-to-toe with deadly consequences.

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  5. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 4 Episode 5 - Murder To the Letter
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    #5 - Murder To the Letter

    S4:E5

    Teenager David Hummert loved his mother more than words could say. When threatening letters began arriving, David feared for her safety. Those threats became reality when a killer appeared... and he was forced to question everything he knew about his family.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 11 - Episode 11
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    #6 - Episode 11

    S7:E11

    A teen marries an older man, but their age difference is the least of her problems. One day, she makes a discovery so grotesque, it poisons their union forever. Then a Marine falls for a beautiful woman but her conniving friend wants to kill the marriage.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 12 - Episode 12
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    #7 - Episode 12

    S7:E12

    A mom of four finds a letter that exposes her partner as a monster incapable of telling the truth; a woman falls for a former prom-king-turned-cop and thinks she finally has it all, but after a knock on her door, she realizes she's lost everything.

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  9. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 13 - Episode 13
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    #8 - Episode 13

    S7:E13

    A high-powered career woman plans a dream wedding to a dashing realtor who promptly morphs into a nightmarish husband. Then, a man believes the fiery relationship with his ailing wife couldn't possibly get worse -- until the day the FBI arrests him.

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  10. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 14 - A Hate, Hate Relationship
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    #9 - A Hate, Hate Relationship

    S7:E14

    A California woman catches her husband cheating, but the more she forgives, the more outrageous his lies become; inside a mild-mannered husband lies an unhinged stalker who tries to ensure his wife is never happy again.

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  11. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 15 - Episode 15
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    #10 - Episode 15

    S7:E15

    A woman shares a first and last name with her soldier husband, but that's where the similarities end -- and their differences could get her killed. A man marries the prettiest girl in town only to find that beauty is fleeting, but evil is forever.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 16 - Episode 16
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    #11 - Episode 16

    S7:E16

    A man terrorizes his ex-girlfriend, and when his wife finds out, he sets his sights on her; a single mom falls for an injured man she allows to recuperate in her home; when his sweet façade starts to sour, the results are earth-shattering.

    Director:Unknown
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  13. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 17 - Devious Dealmakers
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    #12 - Devious Dealmakers

    S7:E17

    A married woman's life of privilege abruptly ends when she gets involved with a man and asks him for a deadly favour; A woman moves to Florida and falls for an entrepreneur -- but he's hiding a secret that could land him in prison for decades.

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  14. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 18 - Liar, Liar
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    #13 - Liar, Liar

    S7:E18

    A woman's new love seems to be the real deal, but her gut says otherwise; she views something so vile she must risk her life to make things right; a single mum agrees to marry her ideal man, but she soon finds he's someone she never knew at all.

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  15. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 19 - Episode 19
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    #14 - Episode 19

    S7:E19

    A girl worries about her mother when the woman decides to get married -- but the teen should be worried about herself; a woman meets her soulmate, but years into the marriage, she discovers he's her nemesis.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 20 - Episode 20
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    #15 - Episode 20

    S7:E20

    Despite her best friend's disapproval, a divorcée gets involved with an ex-con; after an act of unthinkable violence, she realizes her friend was right all along; a woman learns her new husband uses his computer for much more than work.

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  17. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 21 - A Controlled Burn
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    #16 - A Controlled Burn

    S7:E21

    Sparks fly when a young woman meets a handsome aspiring firefighter. However, after marrying, those sparks erupt into an inferno of violence and obsession. Next, a mum shares custody with her soon-to-be ex, but his new job threatens the whole family.

    Director:Unknown
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  18. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 22 - Episode 22
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    #17 - Episode 22

    S7:E22

    A woman develops severe stomach problems, and even though it appears it is something she ate, it's probably her choice of mate; a wife hears rumors about her husband cheating, but when she discovers what he's really up to, an affair is preferable.

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  19. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 23 - Episode 23
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    #18 - Episode 23

    S7:E23

    A woman living a dream life with an older husband watches her world go up in flames when he reveals his true self; a single mom marries a soldier and has an adorable baby, but tragedy strikes, and it will take years before the horrid truth emerges.

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  20. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 24 - Episode 24
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    #19 - Episode 24

    S7:E24

    A self-described nerd meets a brilliant man who goes on to work at NASA; it isn't until the relationship takes off that she sees her aspiring astronaut is just an earthly criminal; a woman's hunky Brit vanishes, but she'll soon hope he stays gone.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 25 - Dreamers and Schemers
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    #20 - Dreamers and Schemers

    S7:E25

    After the birth of his child, a man discovers that the stunning woman he married is hellbent on his destruction. Next, a wife revels in her picture-perfect life until her husband gives her some news that will shatter everything she thought was real.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 26 - 'Til Prison Do Us Part
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    #21 - 'Til Prison Do Us Part

    S7:E26

    A Rhode Island woman's formerly sweet husband suddenly turns against her in the worst way possible, and a trusting wife finds a terrible surprise when she opens her husband's mail.

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  23. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 7 Episode 27 - Episode 27
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    #22 - Episode 27

    S7:E27

    A female boxer finds leaving her husband is her life's biggest fight. Next, a divorcee finds love again at a high school reunion, but the person she knew as a kid is far from the man he now claims to be.

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  24. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 8 Episode 2 - Horror by Proxy
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    #23 - Horror by Proxy

    S8:E2

    Sean Scott marries his high school sweetheart, Wendi Ellis, but things soon turn sour as Wendi racks up bizarre and destructive offenses; in the final conflict, Sean must choose between his family's survival and his sworn vow.

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  25. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 8 Episode 4 - Dr. Date Rape
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    #24 - Dr. Date Rape

    S8:E4

    Law student Jessika Rovell becomes engaged to a Philadelphia doctor who claims to be a Naval intelligence agent; when his secret life finally comes to light, she discovers he is one of the worst sexual predators in Pennsylvania history.

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  26. Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry? Season 8 Episode 5 - The Child Bride
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    #25 - The Child Bride

    S8:E5

    Rising rock and roll star Jerry Lee Lewis dazzles thirteen-year-old Myra Brown when he comes to live at her Memphis, Tenn., home to record at Sun Records; her life becomes headline news when he manipulates her into marrying him.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Just Beneath the Surface" is the worst rated episode of "Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry?". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/5/2011. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "No Bigger Gamble".