- 8.5/102 votes
#1 - In Country... Club
Season 6 Episode 1 - Aired 9/27/2009
When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans' Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn't think he's ready for such an undertaking. Unimpressed with Steve's vocal talents, Stan decides Steve needs to experience real war in order to sing about our country's military prowess. But things quickly go south when Roger gets involved and Steve goes bananas.
Director: Albert Calleros
Writer: Murray Miller
- 8.5/102 votes
#2 - Borderwall
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/10/2016
Bud fights to get a border wall constructed using confiscated drug money, only to have the wall destroy the economy, leaving him jobless. He then begins smuggling immigrants under the wall to make ends meet .
Director: Albert Calleros
Writer: Mark Hentemann
- 7.0/1026 votes
#3 - Swamp and Circumstance
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 8/17/2018
Bean tries her hand at diplomacy after Zøg makes her ambassador to Dankmire, Oona's kingdom and an important ally for Dreamland.
Director: Albert Calleros
Writer: Eric Horsted
- 7.0/1012 votes
#4 - The Best Christmas Story Never Told
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 12/17/2006
When an injunction prevents Langley Falls from lighting their annual Christmas tree, Stan blames secular non-believers for ruining his favorite holiday. With Stan's holiday spirit at an all-time low, the Ghost of Christmas Past visits him and tries to show him the true meaning of Christmas. However, Stan is convinced that Christmas can be saved by changing the outcome of Vietnam, but finds that changing the past only dramatically changes the future.
Director: Albert Calleros
Writer: Brian Boyle
- 6.6/1011 votes
#5 - Roger Codger
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 6/5/2005
Stan invites his boss over for dinner, but the Smith family fears getting caught hiding Roger. After a close-call, Roger goes into a coma, making everyone thinking he's dead. After the family disposes of his body, Roger tries to get back home, but he ends up in another risky situation with the CIA.
Director: Albert Calleros
Writer: Dan Vebber
- 6.6/108 votes
#6 - Finances With Wolves
Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 1/29/2006
After receiving a hefty bonus from work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk. Upset about his lack of support, Francine opens a muffin shop without his approval and gives Stan a taste of life without a housewife. In a desperate move, Stan puts Klaus' brain back into a human body – only to discover it was a huge mistake as Klaus tries to win over Francine. Meanwhile, Steve is convinced he's a teen wolf after watching a horror film.
Director: Albert Calleros
Writer: Neal Boushell
- 6.6/109 votes
#7 - Camp Refoogee
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/10/2006
When Stan tries to trick Steve into attending summer camp, things go horribly wrong and Steve ends up in a refugee camp. However, Stan, being the eternal optimist, joins Steve and manages to stage a camp Olympics between the refugees and the rebel faction living across the river.
Director: Albert Calleros
Writer: Josh Bycel
- 6.6/107 votes
#8 - The Vacation Goo
Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 9/30/2007
Francine demands that Stan take the family on a vacation after she learns all of their previous vacations never actually happened: The CIA had planted artificial memories of the "vacations" in their brains so Stan could ditch them. Meanwhile, Roger wants to be a thespian.
Director: Albert Calleros
Writer: Josh Bycel
- 6.4/1011 votes
#9 - Con Heir
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/2/2005
When Stan's father passes away, Stan reveals his real father is actually Jack Smith, a super suave spy. Jack convinces Stan to quit the CIA and work with him at the Scarlet Alliance, an ultra-secret spy group. Francine is upset with Stan, who is busy training with Jack for a mission involving uranium, artwork and terrorists. But when the FBI shows up at the Smiths' house looking for an international jewel thief, Francine suspects Jack is the fake.
Director: Albert Calleros
Writer: Steve Hely
- 5.5/104 votes
#10 - Daddy Queerest
Season 5 Episode 19 - Aired 5/10/2009
Francine and Stan swap spouses with their gay neighbours Terry and Greg when Terry's dad, a former football player who doesn't know that his son is gay, arrives for a visit. Meanwhile, Steve goes on a drunken bender.
Director: Albert Calleros
Writer: Nahnatchka Khan