The best episode written by Mark Hentemann is "Borderwall", rated 8.5/10 from 2 user votes. It was "directed by Albert Calleros". "Borderwall" aired on 1/10/2016 and is rated 0.5 point(s) higher than their second highest rated, "The Engagement".
Bud fights to get a border wall constructed using confiscated drug money, only to have the wall destroy the economy, leaving him jobless. He then begins smuggling immigrants under the wall to make ends meet .
Director: Albert Calleros
Writer: Mark Hentemann
Bud is enraged when he finds out that his daughter Becky is engaged to J.C., Ernesto’s nephew who just graduated from college. Meanwhile, a staunch anti-immigration law is passed which eventually leads to J.C.’s deportation, much to Bud’s delight.
Director: Jacob Hair
Writer: Mark Hentemann
Brian abuses Stewie's time machine and causes reality to run in reverse. So the two must work together to set things right before Stewie is “unborn.”
Director: John Holmquist
Writer: Mark Hentemann
Peter tries to protest Hollywood after learning that Brad Pitt was cast in a biopic about a politician. After Pitt injures himself on set, Peter must act out the role himself.
Director: Joseph Lee
Writer: Mark Hentemann
Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then to change history again.
Director: Peter Shin
Writer: Mark Hentemann
Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class “snack captain”.
Director: John Holmquist
Writer: Mark Hentemann
Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the present, he soon realizes that everything is anything but normal, as he is now married to the former actress, and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have also taken on Quagmire's charming characteristics.
Director: Dan Povenmire
Writer: Mark Hentemann
To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Mark Hentemann
"The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participates just to have a vacation only to wind up falling in love with the bachelorette. Meanwhile, Chris gets a nasty pimple on his cheek, which talks to Chris and likes to cause mischief.
Director: Peter Shin
Writer: Mark Hentemann
Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.
Director: Michael Dante DiMartino
Writer: Mark Hentemann
Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he undergoes a prostate exam.
Director: Peter Shin
Writer: Mark Hentemann
When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Mark Hentemann
When Chris is supposed to be hazed for a school tradition, he runs off to South America; Peter quickly becomes frustrated by his new job at the beer factory.
Director: Peter Shin
Writer: Mark Hentemann
The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments. Cleveland was a teenage baseball player from Cuba, Quagmire was a bad boy tennis superstar from New York and Peter was an underdog boxer from Philadelphia.
Director: Peter Shin
Writer: Mark Hentemann
Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year, so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. They pack up and hit the road, but it takes them a while to realize that they had forgotten to bring Stewie with them; when they do, they must make their way home posthaste.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Mark Hentemann
Peter and Lois decide to open a cookie store, but Peter ruins things when he decides to bring clients in his own way.
Director: Jerry Langford
Writer: Mark Hentemann
Peter, Joe, and Quagmire search for the source of a dirty joke.
Director: Brian Iles
Writer: Mark Hentemann
Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, but when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian must go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life.
Director: Joe Vaux
Writer: Mark Hentemann
Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.
Director: Peter Shin
Writer: Mark Hentemann
On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins’ car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the conservative locals.
Director: John Holmquist
Writer: Mark Hentemann
The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. In order to keep the family entertained, Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s.
Director: Joe Vaux
Writer: Mark Hentemann
When Lois finds a lump on her breast, she goes to the doctor to test for cancer. The tests come back benign, but the doctor looks at her family medical history and reveals some news about Lois' heritage.
Director: Peter Shin
Writer: Mark Hentemann
Quagmire's most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam.
Director: Jerry Langford
Writer: Mark Hentemann
A new boss quells Peter’s favorite part about work: office birthdays. Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Mark Hentemann
Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.
Director: Brian Iles
Writer: Mark Hentemann