Family drama brews over Easter brunch in Bakersfield.

Martha's dad falls off the roof while fixing the TV antenna.

As Dale attempts to make a good deal on some furniture he leaves his daughters in Chip's care.

All the free bottled water in the world can't soften the sting of rejection during an evening with the family.

Christine's apple pie is not allowed through security.

Mom adjusts to her new life as a diabetic, Dale learns cacti only need to be watered once a year and Chip hits rock bottom. On the plus side, there are curly fries down there.

Chip laments Ronald Reagan for giving up his acting career.

Christine turns to Arby's when Chip joins the Russians.

One of Martha's best friends is murdered and Chip comes to her aid.

Christine tries a Denver omelette in Denver, Colorado.

Martha learns to haggle.

Chip takes a sugar pie to his book club meeting.

Chip follows a turtle around Paris and meets Penelope.

Dale orders a cheeseburger at a Chinese restaurant.

Flammable carpets become a headache for Ken and Christine.

Martha removes her cast; others move on in different ways.

Chip gets arrested, which interrupts Christine's water aerobics schedule.

Dale's dog days are over when Chip and Christine finally return to Bakersfield.

Someone trying to punch Logan in the face accidentally punches Cody. Chip attempts to sort it out.

Chip takes a new clown under his wing at the rodeo. Mad clown love ensues.

Eddie drags Chip and Martha on a road trip to deliver some cowboy justice.

Chip has to decide between a tarp and snacks.

Chips uses the cowboy toilet.

A family game of Hungry Hungry Hippos ends in tragedy.

Martha drinks too much sherry and ruins the pot roast.