Someone trying to punch Logan in the face accidentally punches Cody. Chip attempts to sort it out.

Chip laments Ronald Reagan for giving up his acting career.

Christine tries a Denver omelette in Denver, Colorado.

Dale's dog days are over when Chip and Christine finally return to Bakersfield.

Martha learns to haggle.

Chips uses the cowboy toilet.

As Dale attempts to make a good deal on some furniture he leaves his daughters in Chip's care.

Martha removes her cast; others move on in different ways.

Martha books Chip a gig at a car crash.

Christine turns to Arby's when Chip joins the Russians.

Chip follows a turtle around Paris and meets Penelope.

Chip takes a sugar pie to his book club meeting.

Mom adjusts to her new life as a diabetic, Dale learns cacti only need to be watered once a year and Chip hits rock bottom. On the plus side, there are curly fries down there.

Chip gets arrested, which interrupts Christine's water aerobics schedule.

A family game of Hungry Hungry Hippos ends in tragedy.

Christine's apple pie is not allowed through security.

Family drama brews over Easter brunch in Bakersfield.

All the free bottled water in the world can't soften the sting of rejection during an evening with the family.

Martha serves tilapia for Thanksgiving.

Chip sees a homeless person in a library.

Dale orders a cheeseburger at a Chinese restaurant.

Martha's dad falls off the roof while fixing the TV antenna.

Chip wants a life plan.

One of Martha's best friends is murdered and Chip comes to her aid.

Eddie drags Chip and Martha on a road trip to deliver some cowboy justice.