8.7/101,985 votesLoading...#1 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Season 2 Episode 23 - Aired 5/15/2005
Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.
Director: N/A
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Don Foster
8.7/101,762 votesLoading...#2 - The Two Finger Rule
Season 6 Episode 19 - Aired 3/30/2009
After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson
8.6/102,618 votesLoading...#3 - Camel Filters and Pheromones
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 1/4/2004
Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.
Director: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Robert Berlinger
Writer: Susan Beavers
8.6/101,716 votesLoading...#4 - Walnuts and Demerol
Season 4 Episode 11 - Aired 12/11/2006
Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson
8.6/101,958 votesLoading...#5 - Fish in a Drawer
Season 5 Episode 17 - Aired 5/5/2008
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Naren Shankar, Carol Mendelsohn, Sarah Goldfinger, Evan Dunsky
8.5/101,584 votesLoading...#6 - The Mooch at the Boo
Season 6 Episode 9 - Aired 11/24/2008
Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers
8.5/101,757 votesLoading...#7 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Season 7 Episode 8 - Aired 11/16/2009
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: N/A
8.4/101,954 votesLoading...#8 - An Old Flame With a New Wick
Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 2/29/2004
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
Director: Chuck Lorre, Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Lee Aronsohn
8.4/101,872 votesLoading...#9 - Just Like Buffalo
Season 1 Episode 23 - Aired 5/16/2004
When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.
Director: Chuck Lorre
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster
8.4/101,954 votesLoading...#10 - Hi, Mr. Horned One
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 10/24/2005
Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: N/A
8.4/101,527 votesLoading...#11 - Ergo, the Booty Call
Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 3/6/2006
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Susan Beavers, Don Foster
8.4/101,704 votesLoading...#12 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 11/12/2007
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
8.4/101,607 votesLoading...#13 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Season 8 Episode 1 - Aired 9/20/2010
When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
8.3/101,894 votesLoading...#14 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 11/2/2003
Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.
Director: Andy Ackerman, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Lee Aronsohn
8.3/101,590 votesLoading...#15 - Does This Smell Funny to You?
Season 2 Episode 24 - Aired 5/22/2005
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers
8.3/101,599 votesLoading...#16 - That Voodoo That I Do Do
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 11/14/2005
Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: N/A
8.3/101,659 votesLoading...#17 - Santa's Village of the Damned
Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 12/19/2005
Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Beavers, Don Foster
8.3/101,527 votesLoading...#18 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 4/24/2006
Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Susan Beavers, Don Foster
8.3/101,559 votesLoading...#19 - Apologies for the Frivolity
Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 10/23/2006
Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster
8.3/101,409 votesLoading...#20 - Baseball Was Better with Steroids
Season 6 Episode 24 - Aired 5/18/2009
Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers
8.2/101,531 votesLoading...#21 - Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Season 2 Episode 16 - Aired 2/13/2005
When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Susan Beavers, Don Foster
8.2/101,452 votesLoading...#22 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 2/6/2006
Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Susan Beavers, Don Foster
8.2/101,413 votesLoading...#23 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Season 4 Episode 20 - Aired 4/16/2007
Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
8.2/101,405 votesLoading...#24 - Prostitutes and Gelato
Season 4 Episode 24 - Aired 5/14/2007
Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual 'daddy issues'
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers
8.2/101,345 votesLoading...#25 - She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
Season 6 Episode 16 - Aired 3/2/2009
Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster
The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men
Every episode of Two and a Half Men ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men!
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS
Best Episodes Summary
"Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men". It scored 8.7/10 based on 1985 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Don Foster, it aired on 5/15/2005. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "The Two Finger Rule".