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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 8 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
    8.0/10(13 votes)

    #1 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

    S5:E8

    Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 - The Mooch at the Boo
    8.0/10(14 votes)

    #2 - The Mooch at the Boo

    S6:E9

    Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.

    Director:Jeff Melman
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 11 - Meander to Your Dander
    7.9/10(11 votes)

    #3 - Meander to Your Dander

    S5:E11

    When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction
    7.9/10(12 votes)

    #4 - Rough Night in Hump Junction

    S5:E15

    Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
    7.8/10(18 votes)

    #5 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

    S1:E7

    Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.

    Directors:Andy Ackerman, Chuck Lorre
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
    7.8/10(13 votes)

    #6 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

    S2:E16

    When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.

    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 14 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
    7.8/10(12 votes)

    #7 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

    S3:E14

    Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 16 - Ergo, the Booty Call
    7.8/10(13 votes)

    #8 - Ergo, the Booty Call

    S3:E16

    Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 4 - City of Great Racks
    7.8/10(13 votes)

    #9 - City of Great Racks

    S5:E4

    Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 9 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
    7.8/10(13 votes)

    #10 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

    S5:E9

    Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

    Director:Jean Sagal
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia
    7.8/10(12 votes)

    #11 - Kinda Like Necrophilia

    S5:E10

    Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 16 - Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty
    7.8/10(12 votes)

    #12 - Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty

    S5:E16

    Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

    Director:Joel Zwick
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 - Thank God for Scoliosis
    7.8/10(12 votes)

    #13 - Thank God for Scoliosis

    S6:E12

    Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

    Director:Jeff Melman
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 16 - She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
    7.8/10(12 votes)

    #14 - She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

    S6:E16

    Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

    Director:Jeff Melman
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 19 - The Two Finger Rule
    7.8/10(12 votes)

    #15 - The Two Finger Rule

    S6:E19

    After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 24 - Baseball Was Better with Steroids
    7.8/10(11 votes)

    #16 - Baseball Was Better with Steroids

    S6:E24

    Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.

    Director:Lee Aronsohn
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
    7.8/10(13 votes)

    #17 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

    S8:E1

    When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
    7.7/10(14 votes)

    #18 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

    S3:E20

    Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 1 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
    7.7/10(14 votes)

    #19 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

    S5:E1

    Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.

    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 2 - Pie Hole, Herb
    7.7/10(12 votes)

    #20 - Pie Hole, Herb

    S6:E2

    Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 21 - Above Exalted Cyclops
    7.7/10(11 votes)

    #21 - Above Exalted Cyclops

    S6:E21

    Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 11 - Santa's Village of the Damned
    7.6/10(14 votes)

    #22 - Santa's Village of the Damned

    S3:E11

    Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

    Director:Rob Schiller
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 19 - Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
    7.6/10(13 votes)

    #23 - Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

    S3:E19

    Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 6 - Apologies for the Frivolity
    7.6/10(13 votes)

    #24 - Apologies for the Frivolity

    S4:E6

    Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother's.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 11 - Walnuts and Demerol
    7.6/10(16 votes)

    #25 - Walnuts and Demerol

    S4:E11

    Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Unknown

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Best Episodes Summary

"Is There a Mrs. Waffles?" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men". It scored 8/10 based on 13 votes. Directed by Ted Wass and written by Unknown, it aired on 11/12/2007. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "The Mooch at the Boo".