- 8.7/10(1.8k votes)
#1 - The Two Finger Rule
S6:E19Director:James Widdoes0 CommentsBe first to comment!Be the first to share your thoughts
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Director:James Widdoes - 8.6/10(1.8k votes)
#2 - Walnuts and Demerol
S4:E11Director:Gary Halvorson0 CommentsBe first to comment!Be the first to share your thoughts
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Director:Gary Halvorson - 8.6/10(2.1k votes)
#3 - Fish in a Drawer
S5:E17Director:Jeff Melman0 CommentsBe first to comment!Be the first to share your thoughts
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Director:Jeff Melman - 8.5/10(1.7k votes)
#4 - The Mooch at the Boo
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Director:Jeff Melman - 8.4/10(2.1k votes)
#5 - Hi, Mr. Horned One
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Director:Gary HalvorsonWriter:Unknown - 8.4/10(1.6k votes)
#6 - Ergo, the Booty Call
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Director:Gary Halvorson - 8.3/10(1.6k votes)
#9 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
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Director:Gary Halvorson - 8.3/10(1.7k votes)
#10 - Apologies for the Frivolity
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Director:Gary Halvorson - 8.3/10(1.5k votes)
#11 - Baseball Was Better with Steroids
S6:E24Director:Lee Aronsohn0 CommentsBe first to comment!Be the first to share your thoughts
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Director:Lee Aronsohn - 8.2/10(1.7k votes)
#12 - That Voodoo That I Do Do
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Director:Gary HalvorsonWriter:Unknown - 8.2/10(1.5k votes)
#13 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
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Director:Gary Halvorson - 8.2/10(1.5k votes)
#14 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
S4:E20Director:Jerry Zaks0 CommentsBe first to comment!Be the first to share your thoughts
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Director:Jerry Zaks - 8.2/10(1.4k votes)
#16 - She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
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Director:Jeff Melman - 8.1/10(1.6k votes)
#17 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
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Director:Gary Halvorson - 8.1/10(1.5k votes)
#18 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
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Director:James Widdoes - 8.1/10(1.5k votes)
#19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll
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Director:Gary Halvorson - 8.1/10(1.5k votes)
#20 - The Soil Is Moist
S5:E13Director:James Widdoes0 CommentsBe first to comment!Be the first to share your thoughts
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Director:James Widdoes - 8.1/10(1.4k votes)
#21 - Above Exalted Cyclops
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Director:James Widdoes - 8.0/10(11 votes)
#22 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
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Director:Pamela Fryman - 8.0/10(1.6k votes)
#23 - Madame and Her Special Friend
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Director:Asaad KeladaWriter:Unknown - 8.0/10(1.5k votes)
#25 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
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The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men
Comedy
Every episode of Two and a Half Men ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men!

The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men
Comedy
Every episode of Two and a Half Men ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men!
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Best Episodes Summary
"The Two Finger Rule" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men". It scored 8.7/10 based on 1845 votes. Directed by James Widdoes and written by Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre, it aired on 3/30/2009. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Walnuts and Demerol".