Chip takes a new clown under his wing at the rodeo. Mad clown love ensues.

Christine brings the celery

Bakersfield gets a frozen yogurt machine.

Susan nearly kills Ronald Reagan.

Christine and Martha listen to harp music at brunch.

A strong command of French is needed to really excel in French Clown School, which Chip Baskets finds out the hard way.

Chip learns how to transfer a call.

Christine eats a carrot.

Chip incorporates a San Joaquin Valley earthiness into his clown routine.

Chip laments becoming a fake Christmas tree person.

Flammable carpets become a headache for Ken and Christine.

One of Martha's best friends is murdered and Chip comes to her aid.

Eddie drags Chip and Martha on a road trip to deliver some cowboy justice.

Martha books Chip a gig at a car crash.

Chip picks up Pedialyte.

Martha drinks too much sherry and ruins the pot roast.

A carpet emergency interrupts Christine's wedding plans.

Family drama brews over Easter brunch in Bakersfield.

All the free bottled water in the world can't soften the sting of rejection during an evening with the family.

Martha serves tilapia for Thanksgiving.

Chip sees a homeless person in a library.

Dale orders a cheeseburger at a Chinese restaurant.

Martha's dad falls off the roof while fixing the TV antenna.

Chip wants a life plan.

Mom adjusts to her new life as a diabetic, Dale learns cacti only need to be watered once a year and Chip hits rock bottom. On the plus side, there are curly fries down there.