Christine brings the celery

Bakersfield gets a frozen yogurt machine.

Susan nearly kills Ronald Reagan.

A strong command of French is needed to really excel in French Clown School, which Chip Baskets finds out the hard way.

Christine and Martha listen to harp music at brunch.

Chip learns how to transfer a call.

Christine eats a carrot.

Chip incorporates a San Joaquin Valley earthiness into his clown routine.

Chip laments becoming a fake Christmas tree person.

Flammable carpets become a headache for Ken and Christine.

Martha books Chip a gig at a car crash.

Chip picks up Pedialyte.

Martha drinks too much sherry and ruins the pot roast.

A carpet emergency interrupts Christine's wedding plans.

Martha serves tilapia for Thanksgiving.

Chip sees a homeless person in a library.

Dale orders a cheeseburger at a Chinese restaurant.

Martha's dad falls off the roof while fixing the TV antenna.

Chip wants a life plan.

Chips uses the cowboy toilet.

A family game of Hungry Hungry Hippos ends in tragedy.

Christine's apple pie is not allowed through security.

Chip takes a new clown under his wing at the rodeo. Mad clown love ensues.

Eddie drags Chip and Martha on a road trip to deliver some cowboy justice.

Chip has to decide between a tarp and snacks.