Chip has to decide between a tarp and snacks.

Christine brings the celery

Martha drinks too much sherry and ruins the pot roast.

A strong command of French is needed to really excel in French Clown School, which Chip Baskets finds out the hard way.

Bakersfield gets a frozen yogurt machine.

Chip incorporates a San Joaquin Valley earthiness into his clown routine.

Susan nearly kills Ronald Reagan.

Chip picks up Pedialyte.

A carpet emergency interrupts Christine's wedding plans.

Chip wants a life plan.

Chip gets arrested, which interrupts Christine's water aerobics schedule.

Christine eats a carrot.

Martha serves tilapia for Thanksgiving.

Christine and Martha listen to harp music at brunch.

Chip laments becoming a fake Christmas tree person.

Chip takes a new clown under his wing at the rodeo. Mad clown love ensues.

Eddie drags Chip and Martha on a road trip to deliver some cowboy justice.

Chip takes a sugar pie to his book club meeting.

Chip follows a turtle around Paris and meets Penelope.

Martha books Chip a gig at a car crash.

Christine turns to Arby's when Chip joins the Russians.

Chip learns how to transfer a call.

A family game of Hungry Hungry Hippos ends in tragedy.

Dale orders a cheeseburger at a Chinese restaurant.

Flammable carpets become a headache for Ken and Christine.