As Dale attempts to make a good deal on some furniture he leaves his daughters in Chip's care.

Chip follows a turtle around Paris and meets Penelope.

Chip takes a sugar pie to his book club meeting.

Mom adjusts to her new life as a diabetic, Dale learns cacti only need to be watered once a year and Chip hits rock bottom. On the plus side, there are curly fries down there.

Family drama brews over Easter brunch in Bakersfield.

All the free bottled water in the world can't soften the sting of rejection during an evening with the family.

One of Martha's best friends is murdered and Chip comes to her aid.

Eddie drags Chip and Martha on a road trip to deliver some cowboy justice.

A strong command of French is needed to really excel in French Clown School, which Chip Baskets finds out the hard way.

Chip takes a new clown under his wing at the rodeo. Mad clown love ensues.