7.6/10166 votes#1 - Comedians
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/6/1993
Beavis and Butt-head decide to become stand-up comedians, perform at a comedy club, get booed and burn the place down.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
7.1/10151 votes#2 - Carwash
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 9/6/1993
Needing money to replace the batteries in their TV remote control, Beavis and Butt-head offer to wash a neighbor's vintage car. They take it for a drive to air dry it, and get into an accident with Mr. Anderson.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
7.8/10148 votes#3 - Couch-Fishing
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 9/7/1993
The boys reel in various things (and people) while casting from the couch, and then get Stewart in trouble with the law.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
7.6/10147 votes#4 - Incognito
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 9/8/1993
After being threatened at school, Beavis and Butt-head wear disguises to class.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
7.6/10157 votes#5 - Kidnapped
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 9/8/1993
Beavis and Butt-head want to go to a concert so they try to kidnap Stewart for ransom money...but quickly get sick of him.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
7.6/10144 votes#6 - Naked Colony
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 9/13/1993
Without the $4,000 membership fee, Beavis and Butt-head must sneak into Sunny Grove Nudist Colony to see naked people.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
7.6/10137 votes#7 - Tornado
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 9/14/1993
The boys go to a trailer park during a tornado and (almost) get to ""do it"" with Lolita & Tanqueray.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: Abraham Weinberg
7.7/10143 votes#8 - Cleaning House
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 9/20/1993
Van Driessen has Beavis and Butt-head clean his house to learn about work and money; instead they learn that 8-track tapes aren't waterproof.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
7.3/10130 votes#9 - Scratch 'N' Win
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 9/21/1993
The boys win the lottery and buy a riding lawn mower.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
8.0/10145 votes#10 - Scared Straight
Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 9/27/1993
Placed in a ""Scared Straight"" program at school, the boys visit a prison and thrash with some inmates who like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
8.0/10142 votes#11 - Eating Contest
Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 9/30/1993
Beavis and Butt-head enter a bratwurst eating contest and end up having to feed frogs to earn the entrance fee.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
8.1/10159 votes#12 - Sporting Goods
Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 10/4/1993
Buzzcut orders Beavis and Butt-head to buy athletic supporters for gym class; Daria takes a revealing picture of them for the school newspaper.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
7.7/10140 votes#13 - Sperm Bank
Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 10/7/1993
Beavis and Butt-head find a new way to make money.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
7.3/10133 votes#14 - Buff 'N' Stuff
Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 10/14/1993
Buzzcut tries to get Beavis and Butt-head to work out.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
7.6/10134 votes#15 - Citizen Butt-head
Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 10/18/1993
Principal McVicker gives the boys a pass to keep them away from school during President Clinton's visit, but they end up meeting him and becoming Students of the Year.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
7.4/10139 votes#16 - Politically Correct
Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 10/21/1993
The boys watch the touching drama ""Joey Buttawipo: My Story;"" Mr. Van Driessen gives them informational books about getting in touch with their feminine sides; they run for Class Treasurer at school.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
7.8/10140 votes#17 - Ball Breakers
Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 10/25/1993
Beavis and Butt-head want to know what's inside a bowling ball, so they blow one up; Mr. Anderson gets blamed.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
7.3/10213 votes#18 - Beavis and Butt-head Meet God
Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 10/28/1993
After seeing hitch-hikers meet a chick on the Late, Late Movie ""Screwing Total Strangers,"" Beavis and Butt-head give it a try. Sunburned and seeing no chicks, they get into a van and are taken to a religious cult where they meet ""God"" -- a guy named Hank who has a knack for biblical movie quotes and...chick videos.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
6.9/10129 votes#19 - True Crime
Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 11/1/1993
Beavis and Butt-head find an ATM card, get some cash with it and get hunted by the law on TV.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
7.5/10133 votes#20 - The Trial
Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 11/4/1993
For throwing eggs at Mr. Anderson's house, Beavis and Butt-head are charged with trespassing and vandalism. Butt-head, guided by a vision of Doug Llewelyn of "The Pupil's Court," handles their defense.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
7.4/10130 votes#21 - The Crush
Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 11/8/1993
Beavis and Butt-head watch themselves on TV, mooning the camera during a news story about a local disaster; infatuated with a hoodlum named Todd, they take a bumpy ride in the trunk of his car as initiation into his gang.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
7.4/10127 votes#22 - Plate Frisbee
Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 11/11/1993
Beavis and Butt-head play frisbee with an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mom.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
7.6/10191 votes#23 - Canoe
Season 3 Episode 23 - Aired 11/15/1993
The school psychiatrist requires Beavis, Butt-head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip, led by Mr. Van Driessen. Butt-head tells Beavis that this is Mr. Van Driessen's attempt at making ""his move"" on Beavis. A fight ensues, and the boys' canoe capsizes. While relieving themselves in the woods (wearing only underwear), they get poison ivy. Mr Van Driessen gets mauled by a bear.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
7.4/10131 votes#24 - Young, Gifted & Crude
Season 3 Episode 24 - Aired 11/25/1993
The boys accidentally score highly on an IQ test and wind up in the gifted class, where they destroy an actual gifted kid's brain.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
7.5/10143 votes#25 - Foreign Exchange
Season 3 Episode 25 - Aired 12/9/1993
Mr. Van Driessen picks the boys to chaperone Japanese foreign exchange student Hiroshi ""Hiro"" Nakayama; they teach him how to hock loogies, play mudball (which causes Mr. Anderson to have a Bataan flashback)...and flog his dolphin.
Director: Mike Judge
Writer: N/A
The Best Episodes of Beavis and Butt-Head Season 3
Every episode of Beavis and Butt-Head Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Beavis and Butt-Head Season 3!
Two dimwitted teenagers discuss TV, heavy-metal music, nachos, and trying to "score with chicks." When the duo aren't sitting on the couch, they try to...
Genres:AnimationComedy
Network:MTV
Season 3 Ratings Summary
"Comedians" is the best rated episode of "Beavis and Butt-Head" season 3. It scored 7.6/10 based on 166 votes. Directed by Mike Judge and written by N/A, it aired on 9/6/1993. This episode is rated 0.5 points higher than the second-best, "Carwash".