Stewart has diarrhea; too much sugar turns Beavis into "The Great Cornholio."

Principal McVicker attempts a radical solution to Beavis and Butt-head's stupidity and continuous laughing in class: they can't laugh at anything they hear for a week.

Beavis and Butt-head struggle to avoid laughing during sexual education class. Problem is, Buzzcut's teaching sex education, and he's not going to make this task easy for them...

A manners expert visits the class, and after attempting to teach Beavis & Butt-head manners, loses it and gets in a fight with Mr. Van Driessen. videos: Green Day - "Longview" Prong - "Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" Styx - "Too Much Time On My Hands"

While searching for a missing kid, Beavis & Butt-head stumble upon a golf game with Mr. Anderson, then follow him around the golf course to steal his golf balls and sell them to other golfers. videos: Primal Scream - "Rocks" Sonic Youth - "Bull In The Heather" KMFDM - "A Drug Against War"

Beavis and Butt-head watch Twilight, which gives them the idea to become vampires or werewolves to look attractive in order to pick up girls.

After playing "Iron Justice," Beavis has a near death experience, and dreams of meeting St. Peter, and Butt-head trying to bury him. videos: Gary Numan - "Cars" Frank Black - "Los Angeles" Tom Waits - "I Don't Want To Grow Up"

"Buff-coat and Beaver" help Mr. Anderson build a swimming pool. videos: Sagat - "Why Is It? (Funk Dat)" Ebn/Ozn - "AEIOU Sometimes Y" Anthrax - "Hy Pro Glow"

After watching an old movie, Beavis and Butt-Head ask a man for his daughter's "hand".

A blackout forces Beavis and Butt-head out of the house to find a place to watch TV. videos: Radiohead - "Creep" Morrissey - "November Spawned a Monster"

Beavis and Butt-head try various means to get their bag of snacks unstuck and out of the vending machine before they starve. videos: Sweaty Nipples - "Demon Juice" Elton John & RuPaul - "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart" Seaweed - "Kid Candy" Motley Crue - "Houligan's Holiday"

Beavis and Butt-head man a crisis line for Mr. Van Driessen and try to "get some" from a caller by being polite. videos: Danzig - "Mother '93" James - "Say Something" Mutha's Day Out - "Locked"

The boys are accused of stealing some money from Burger World and try to pass a lie detector test by holding their breath.

After the new phone book is delivered, the boys decide to call someone, and start repeatedly terrorizing a guy named Harry Sachz with prank calls from the bathroom. Harry gets caller ID and traces the call to Butt-head...who gives him Stewart's address.

Beavis and Butthead get called into work on a busy day. Butt-head gets out of it and sends Beavis in by himself, then goes in to harass him, and other customers as the restaurant comes to a standstill.

Beavis and Butt-head somehow forget how to urinate. videos: Michael Bolton - "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" The Reverend Horton Heat - "Wiggle Stick" Rolling Stones - "Emotional Rescue" Slayer - "Seasons In The Abyss"

The boys visit a drawing class (in hopes of getting free nachos) and see nude models. videos: Nine Inch Nails - "March Of The Pigs" Dick Dale - "Nitro" Superchunk - "Package Thief"

Conservative talk show host Gus Baker (an animated Rush Limbaugh clone) loses his show when he makes the mistake of inviting two "fine upstanding young men as Beavis and Butt-head" to discuss music videos. videos: Jawbox - "Savory" The Clash - "Should I Stay Or Should I Go? (Live)" Herb Alpert - "North On South St."

While eating a chili dog, Beavis sniffs a piece of onion and begins to tear up, but Butt-Head mistakes it for crying and mocks Beavis relentlessly.

Beavis screws an action figure into his hand and has to go the hospital. At the hospital, a cult sees him as the second coming of the Messiah after he transforms into his alter ego, The Great Cornholio.

Butthole and Joe paint Mr. Anderson's house. Bored with that, they sniff paint thinner, destroy quite a few things, paint his cat's butt, and decide to go for a nice ride on his lawnmower.

Beavis is bitten by a dog; Butt-head takes him to the hospital, where a psychotic doctor gives him unnecessary shots for treatment. videos: Missing Persons - "Words" Faith No More - "Easy" Public Image LTD - "The Body" Biohazard with Onyx - "Judgment Night"

Highland High's new school psychiatrist performs a battery of tests on the boys -- including the Rorschach test (in which they can only see one "thing"). videos: Smashing Pumpkins - "Today" Salt 'N Pepa - "Shoop" Gwar - "Jack The World"

Beavis & Butt-head go to the Medical Center. Butt-head gets nitrous at the dentist, Beavis gets an eye exam and a sucker. videos: DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - "I Wanna Rock" Kate Bush - "Love & Anger"

Beavis and Butt-head win a radio contest and become disc jockeys for a day at KT&A radio. videos: Sonic Youth - "Dirty Boots" Soundgarden - "Spoonman" Greta - "Is It What You Wanted"