Stewart has diarrhea; too much sugar turns Beavis into "The Great Cornholio."

Beavis and Butt-head try to grow their own nachos as part of a school project.

A manners expert visits the class, and after attempting to teach Beavis & Butt-head manners, loses it and gets in a fight with Mr. Van Driessen. videos: Green Day - "Longview" Prong - "Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" Styx - "Too Much Time On My Hands"

While searching for a missing kid, Beavis & Butt-head stumble upon a golf game with Mr. Anderson, then follow him around the golf course to steal his golf balls and sell them to other golfers. videos: Primal Scream - "Rocks" Sonic Youth - "Bull In The Heather" KMFDM - "A Drug Against War"

Beavis + Halloween candy = Cornholio, and his quest for more candy and -- of course -- T.P. for his bunghole.

Beavis and Butt-head watch Twilight, which gives them the idea to become vampires or werewolves to look attractive in order to pick up girls.

A blackout forces Beavis and Butt-head out of the house to find a place to watch TV. videos: Radiohead - "Creep" Morrissey - "November Spawned a Monster"

After playing "Iron Justice," Beavis has a near death experience, and dreams of meeting St. Peter, and Butt-head trying to bury him. videos: Gary Numan - "Cars" Frank Black - "Los Angeles" Tom Waits - "I Don't Want To Grow Up"

"Buff-coat and Beaver" help Mr. Anderson build a swimming pool. videos: Sagat - "Why Is It? (Funk Dat)" Ebn/Ozn - "AEIOU Sometimes Y" Anthrax - "Hy Pro Glow"

After watching an old movie, Beavis and Butt-Head ask a man for his daughter's "hand".

The boys watch the touching drama ""Joey Buttawipo: My Story;"" Mr. Van Driessen gives them informational books about getting in touch with their feminine sides; they run for Class Treasurer at school.

Beavis and Butt-head try various means to get their bag of snacks unstuck and out of the vending machine before they starve. videos: Sweaty Nipples - "Demon Juice" Elton John & RuPaul - "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart" Seaweed - "Kid Candy" Motley Crue - "Houligan's Holiday"

Buzzcut tries to get Beavis and Butt-head to work out.

Beavis and Butt-head man a crisis line for Mr. Van Driessen and try to "get some" from a caller by being polite. videos: Danzig - "Mother '93" James - "Say Something" Mutha's Day Out - "Locked"

The boys are accused of stealing some money from Burger World and try to pass a lie detector test by holding their breath.

Beavis and Butt-head stumble upon a babysitting job, and, as usual, screw it up.

Mr. Anderson asks Beavis and Butt-head to go shopping for him at the drug store; they buy everything except what was on his list.

Beavis and Butt-head enter a bratwurst eating contest and end up having to feed frogs to earn the entrance fee.

Beavis and Butt-head somehow forget how to urinate. videos: Michael Bolton - "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" The Reverend Horton Heat - "Wiggle Stick" Rolling Stones - "Emotional Rescue" Slayer - "Seasons In The Abyss"

While Beavis and Butt-head are at the bank trying to get money, a crooked bank officer is arrested for embezzlement and flees to the roof. videos: Ozzy Osbourne - "Shot In The Dark" Lou Reed - "No Money Down" Crowbar - "All I Had (I Gave)"

During Buzzcut's swimming class, Beavis must save a drowning Butt-head, but is unable and Buzzcut intervenes. The boys then have to serve as CPR dummies. Curve - "Missing Link" Carnival Art - "Mr. Blue Veins" R.E.M. - "Nightswimming"

While taking change from a fountain at the mall the boys must run to a fake island in the center when the water is turned on,they remain and think of ways to get out without going into the water...which is only about a foot deep. videos: Whale - "Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe" The Cure - "Caterpillar" Beck - "Pay No Mind"

The boys visit a drawing class (in hopes of getting free nachos) and see nude models. videos: Nine Inch Nails - "March Of The Pigs" Dick Dale - "Nitro" Superchunk - "Package Thief"

Conservative talk show host Gus Baker (an animated Rush Limbaugh clone) loses his show when he makes the mistake of inviting two "fine upstanding young men as Beavis and Butt-head" to discuss music videos. videos: Jawbox - "Savory" The Clash - "Should I Stay Or Should I Go? (Live)" Herb Alpert - "North On South St."

Beavis and Butt-head try to score with a vice cop who is working undercover as a prostitute.