The Best Episodes of Bo' Selecta!
Every episode of Bo' Selecta! ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Bo' Selecta!!
Bo' Selecta! is a British sketch show written and performed by Leigh Francis, which lampoons popular culture and is known for its often surreal, abstract toilet humour.
Top Episode Ratings Summary
The best episode of "Bo' Selecta!" is "Proper Bo' Selecta - Part Two", rated 8.6/10 from 12 user votes. It was directed by N/A and written by N/A. "Proper Bo' Selecta - Part Two" aired on 3/7/2003 and is rated 0.3 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "Proper Bo' Selecta - Part One".
8.6/10 12 votes#1 - Proper Bo' Selecta - Part Two
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 3/7/2003
More highlights, new footage and sketches from the first series.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 8.3/10 9 votes
#2 - Proper Bo' Selecta - Part One
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 2/28/2003
Highlights from the first series, as well as new footage and sketches, including Martin Bashir interviewing Michael Jackson.
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8.2/10 20 votes#3 - Proper Crimbo
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 11/21/2003
Avid reveals that he has recorded a single to compete in the Christmas charts, entitled "Proper Crimbo", and takes us behind the scenes of the music video, with stars including Matthew Wright, John Leslie, Bob Geldof, Dermot O'Leary, Jade Goody and Sting.
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8.0/10 23 votes#4 - Avid Makes Love to... t.A.T.u.
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 6/13/2003
David Beckham joins the Disney Club; Craig David runs into Michael Jackson and Martin Bashir on his world tour; Katie Price expresses upset over One True Voice's split; The Bear interviews Jennifer Ellison; Ricky Gervais surprises shoppers with an outbreak of dancing; Dale Winton goes live on GMTV; and Avid comes face to face with t.A.T.u. at an HMV signing.
Director: Ben Palmer
Writer: N/A
7.7/10 32 votes#5 - Avid Loves... Davina
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/6/2002
Avid Merrion gives a tour around his studio flat, where his dead mother, Angelika, is in a wardrobe and Craig Phillips is chained up in a cupboard. Michael Jackson introduces his family. The Bear interviews Liberty X in his treehouse on Hampstead Heath. Mel B advertises her new book. Craig David provides an insight into 7 days of his life. David Blaine performs street magic for some lucky shoppers. Avid harasses Jade Goody in the street, then interviews Davina McCall.
Director: Ben Palmer
Writer: N/A
7.7/10 28 votes#6 - Avid Stalks... Michael
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 9/20/2002
John Lennon comes back to life and visits his widow Yoko Ono. The Bear interviews Terri Dwyer. Michael Jackson goes ice skating naked with chickens instead of skates. Avid meets Michael Ball in HMV to get his autograph and invites Vanessa Feltz to his flat for his mother's birthday party. Craig David visits the Hawk Conservancy Trust.
Director: Ben Palmer
Writer: N/A
7.6/10 26 votes#7 - Craig David's Homecoming
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/11/2002
David Blaine tries to stay in a suspended ice block for a week; while Craig David comes home to Leeds and introduces his friends and family.
Director: Ben Palmer
Writer: N/A
7.6/10 20 votes#8 - Avid Meets... Westlife
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 6/27/2003
Avid's dream of meeting his heroes, Westlife, finally comes true; Keane surprise Avid with a visit; and Trisha Goddard helps out a group of motorists in distress.
Director: Ben Palmer
Writer: N/A
7.5/10 27 votes#9 - Avid Surprises... Penny
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/13/2002
Britney Spears tells us what she does on her day off. Enrique Iglesias berates Gareth Gates for his drunken behaviour. The Bear interviews Tess Daly. Michael Jackson and his assistant Bubbles (Caroline Flack) compete in blind boxing. Elton John learns to use the internet. Craig David takes on the world of medieval jousting. David Blaine helps a woman overcome her fear of chickens. Avid surprises Penny Smith in her dressing room on the set of GMTV.
Director: Ben Palmer
Writer: N/A
7.5/10 27 votes#10 - Avid Oozes Over... The Hollyoaks Babes
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/4/2002
Destiny's Child go to a beauty salon in Bradford on their day off, where Beyoncé angrily criticises her bandmates. Michael Jackson dives with a chain around him, and has oranges hit at him by Bubbles. The Bear interviews Sarah Cawood. Avid meets Ethan Hawke at a book signing at HMV and sneaks into the British Soap Awards, where he meets several cast members, kissing a few of them. Craig David is expecting to film a music video, but it is cancelled.
Director: Ben Palmer
Writer: N/A
7.4/10 20 votes#11 - Avid's Back... Back Again
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 6/6/2003
Jade Goody gives birth to a new baby; Craig David begins a sold-out tour; Katie Price airs an argument between members of The Spice Girls and Girls Aloud; Michael Jackson offers P. Diddy the chance to duet with him; Avid attends a celebrity football game where he meets Rod Stewart, and Gareth Gates has a weird encounter with Justin Hawkins.
Director: Ben Palmer
Writer: N/A
- 7.4/10 23 votes
#12 - The Bear Takes Over
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 8/13/2004
The Bear takes over as host, and starts a band with James Bourne and Charlie Simpson from Busted; Craig David "Checks It Out" with Derek Acorah, searching for ghosts in a haunted mansion; Kat Slater has an argument in the garage in Eastendings; while Patsy Kensit gets drunk and thinks she has feelings for Mel B in The Odd Couple.
Director: Ben Palmer
Writer: N/A
7.3/10 25 votes#13 - Michael Jackson's Family Tree
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 9/27/2002
Michael Jackson introduces Janet Jackson for the first time; he tells The Osbournes to tone down their swearing. The Bear interviews Christine Hamilton. Avid's odd neighbour Ozzey discovers that he is keeping Craig Phillips hostage. Avid tries to meet Geri Halliwell at a book signing but is ejected but security guards. Craig David wants to break America, but mistakenly flies to Majorca instead. Avid meets Keith Duffy in a pub. David Blaine performs a trick in the street. Will Young is interviewed by a computer for Celebrity Test.
Director: Ben Palmer
Writer: N/A
7.2/10 19 votes#14 - Craig David's Doppelganger
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 7/25/2003
Craig David discovers he has a doppelganger; David Sneddon gives his first live performance since Fame Academy; and Richard Madeley reveals details of his first encounter with Judy Finnigan, and how her ample assets have made his life brighter.
Director: Ben Palmer
Writer: N/A
7.1/10 20 votes#15 - Avid Dreams of... Mis-Teeq
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 6/20/2003
Avid is arrested for stalking Vanessa Feltz; Craig David goes on a promotional tour for his new single; David Beckham learns how to ride a bike; Michael Jackson tries out some new international cuisine; The Bear interviews Kerry Katona; Ant & Dec find out what their latest task on Saturday Night Takeaway is; and Avid has dreams of meeting Mis-Teeq.
Director: Ben Palmer
Writer: N/A
7.1/10 20 votes#16 - Avid on the... Radio
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 7/18/2003
The Bear interviews Davina McCall and Dermot O'Leary on the set of Big Brother; Michael Jackson scatters Barry White's ashes; Mel B gives a guided tour of her house; and Avid finally comes face-to-face with Chris Moyles.
Director: Ben Palmer
Writer: N/A
7.0/10 18 votes#17 - Avid vs..... Meatloaf
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 7/11/2003
The bear interviews Vernon Kay; Avid goes behind-the-scenes at Party in the Park; Meat Loaf challenges Avid to a sing-off; and Kylie Minogue finds herself caught in a bidding war for her old underwear.
Director: Ben Palmer
Writer: N/A
- 6.9/10 20 votes
#18 - Avid and the... Australian
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 6/25/2004
Michael Jackson starts a protest on the prison roof in Doin' Porridge; in The Odd Couple, Mel B annoys Patsy Kensit in the bathroom; The Bear goes to the pub with Bob Mortimer; and Avid interviews Peter Andre.
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- 6.9/10 19 votes
#19 - That One With Lots of Guests
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 8/6/2004
Avid interviews a number of celebrity guests, including Myleene Klass, Vernon Kay, Dermot O'Leary and Craig Phillips.
Director: Ben Palmer
Writer: N/A
6.8/10 21 votes#20 - Avid Goes to the... Movies
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 7/4/2003
The Bear interviews Edith Bowman; Avid attends the movie premiere of Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle; and former Take That member Mark Owen makes an unexpected appearance.
Director: Ben Palmer
Writer: N/A
6.8/10 23 votes#21 - Avid and the... Spice Girl
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 6/18/2004
Avid gives a tour of his new chat show set and the people who work there, and he also interviews Emma Bunton; Paul McKenna is interviewed by The Bear; Mel B and Patsy Kensit share a house in a spoof of The Odd Couple, and Craig David starts filming his new video diary.
Director: Ben Palmer
Writer: N/A
6.8/10 21 votes#22 - Avid Learns How to... Be Cool
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 7/2/2004
Avid tries to entertain Jack Osbourne with an afternoon in the Jacuzzi; and Keith Lemon has a proposition for Avid.
Director: Ben Palmer
Writer: N/A
- 6.8/10 22 votes
#23 - Avid Falls in Love with... Nadine
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 7/9/2004
The Bear becomes an agony aunt with Phil Vickery and Fern Britton on the This Morning set. Nick Cotton and Kat Slater argue in the laundrette in Eastendings; Craig David has trouble with his PR Manager; in The Odd Couple, Mel B and Patsy Kensit talk about the size of their breasts; and Nadine gives a live performance of her new single.
Director: Ben Palmer
Writer: N/A
- 6.8/10 20 votes
#24 - Avid and the... Coronation Street Threesome
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 7/23/2004
In Doin' Porridge, Michael Jackson has some recreation time in the prison yard; The Bear and Jonathan Ross rehearse for "Bear: The Movie"; Avid meets Suranne Jones and Samia Ghadie on the set of Coronation Street; Craig David edits his new video for "Soda Pop" in the new segment of his video diary, and Mel B looks after Patsy Kensit when she is ill in The Odd Couple.
Director: Ben Palmer
Writer: N/A
6.8/10 22 votes#25 - Avid and the Trouble with... The Osbournes
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 7/30/2004
Avid interviews to Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne about their daughter, Kelly; in Eastendings, Kat Slater has a run in with Sonia's Dad, and the show then experiences technical difficulties caused by The Bear; Craig David throws a party for his single "Soda Pop"; it's Psychotherapy Day for Michael Jackson in Doin' Porridge; and in The Odd Couple, Patsy Kensit and Mel B exercise to a work out video.
Director: Ben Palmer
Writer: N/A