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The Best Episodes of Bo' Selecta! Season 1

Every episode of Bo' Selecta! Season 1 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Bo' Selecta! Season 1!

Bo' Selecta! is a British sketch show written and performed by Leigh Francis, which lampoons popular culture and is known for its often surreal, abstract...
Genre:Comedy
Network:Channel 4

Season 1 Ratings Summary

"Avid Loves... Davina" is the best rated episode of "Bo' Selecta!" season 1. It scored 7.7/10 based on 32 votes. Directed by Ben Palmer and written by N/A, it aired on 9/6/2002. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "Avid Surprises... Penny".

  • Avid Loves... Davina
    7.7/1032 votes

    #1 - Avid Loves... Davina

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/6/2002

    Avid Merrion gives a tour around his studio flat, where his dead mother, Angelika, is in a wardrobe and Craig Phillips is chained up in a cupboard. Michael Jackson introduces his family. The Bear interviews Liberty X in his treehouse on Hampstead Heath. Mel B advertises her new book. Craig David provides an insight into 7 days of his life. David Blaine performs street magic for some lucky shoppers. Avid harasses Jade Goody in the street, then interviews Davina McCall.

    Director: Ben Palmer

    Writer: N/A

  • Avid Surprises... Penny
    7.5/1027 votes

    #2 - Avid Surprises... Penny

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/13/2002

    Britney Spears tells us what she does on her day off. Enrique Iglesias berates Gareth Gates for his drunken behaviour. The Bear interviews Tess Daly. Michael Jackson and his assistant Bubbles (Caroline Flack) compete in blind boxing. Elton John learns to use the internet. Craig David takes on the world of medieval jousting. David Blaine helps a woman overcome her fear of chickens. Avid surprises Penny Smith in her dressing room on the set of GMTV.

    Director: Ben Palmer

    Writer: N/A

  • Avid Stalks... Michael
    7.7/1028 votes

    #3 - Avid Stalks... Michael

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 9/20/2002

    John Lennon comes back to life and visits his widow Yoko Ono. The Bear interviews Terri Dwyer. Michael Jackson goes ice skating naked with chickens instead of skates. Avid meets Michael Ball in HMV to get his autograph and invites Vanessa Feltz to his flat for his mother's birthday party. Craig David visits the Hawk Conservancy Trust.

    Director: Ben Palmer

    Writer: N/A

  • Michael Jackson's Family Tree
    7.3/1025 votes

    #4 - Michael Jackson's Family Tree

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 9/27/2002

    Michael Jackson introduces Janet Jackson for the first time; he tells The Osbournes to tone down their swearing. The Bear interviews Christine Hamilton. Avid's odd neighbour Ozzey discovers that he is keeping Craig Phillips hostage. Avid tries to meet Geri Halliwell at a book signing but is ejected but security guards. Craig David wants to break America, but mistakenly flies to Majorca instead. Avid meets Keith Duffy in a pub. David Blaine performs a trick in the street. Will Young is interviewed by a computer for Celebrity Test.

    Director: Ben Palmer

    Writer: N/A

  • Avid Oozes Over... The Hollyoaks Babes
    7.5/1027 votes

    #5 - Avid Oozes Over... The Hollyoaks Babes

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/4/2002

    Destiny's Child go to a beauty salon in Bradford on their day off, where Beyoncé angrily criticises her bandmates. Michael Jackson dives with a chain around him, and has oranges hit at him by Bubbles. The Bear interviews Sarah Cawood. Avid meets Ethan Hawke at a book signing at HMV and sneaks into the British Soap Awards, where he meets several cast members, kissing a few of them. Craig David is expecting to film a music video, but it is cancelled.

    Director: Ben Palmer

    Writer: N/A

  • Craig David's Homecoming
    7.6/1026 votes

    #6 - Craig David's Homecoming

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/11/2002

    David Blaine tries to stay in a suspended ice block for a week; while Craig David comes home to Leeds and introduces his friends and family.

    Director: Ben Palmer

    Writer: N/A

  • Proper Bo' Selecta - Part One
    8.3/109 votes

    #7 - Proper Bo' Selecta - Part One

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 2/28/2003

    Highlights from the first series, as well as new footage and sketches, including Martin Bashir interviewing Michael Jackson.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Proper Bo' Selecta - Part Two
    8.6/1012 votes

    #8 - Proper Bo' Selecta - Part Two

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 3/7/2003

    More highlights, new footage and sketches from the first series.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A