The Worst Episodes of Bo' Selecta!
Every episode of Bo' Selecta! ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Bo' Selecta!!
Bo' Selecta! is a British sketch show written and performed by Leigh Francis, which lampoons popular culture and is known for its often surreal, abstract toilet humour.
Lowest Rated Episodes Summary
The worst episode of "Bo' Selecta!" is "Ho Ho Ho Selecta!", rated N/A/10 from 0 user votes. It was directed by N/A and written by N/A. "Ho Ho Ho Selecta!" aired on 12/23/2003 and is rated NaN point(s) lower than the second lowest rated, "A Bear's Christmas Tail".
NaN/10 0 votes#1 - Ho Ho Ho Selecta!
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 12/23/2003
Craig David visits Santa Claus' grotto; Michael Jackson teaches Mel B the art of carol singing; Elton John delivers an alternative Queen's speech; and a number of famous faces join together for a choir recital.
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NaN/10 0 votes#2 - A Bear's Christmas Tail
Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 12/28/2004
The Bear decides to move out of his treehouse and find himself a family... but not quite everything goes to plan.
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#3 - Avid in the U.S.A.
Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 10/13/2006
Avid and his wife Sacha talk about their move to L.A., and the celebrities who stay at their new hotel. Meanwhile, in the Michael Jackson Show, Michael pimps a bride.
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#4 - Avid Hangs Out With... Justin Timberlake
Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 10/20/2006
Avid meets Justin Timberlake, while wolf-boy Ralph talks to Carlito about what it would be like to be with a woman like Sacha.
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#5 - The Bear and the Supermodel
Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 10/27/2006
The Bear meets Victoria Silvstedt, and Sacha starts having an affair with Ralph the wolf-boy.
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#6 - Chris Martin's Donuts
Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 11/3/2006
Avid catches Sacha kissing Ralph, whilst she's seeing Steve Guttenberg. Chris Martin has fun shopping for donuts.
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#7 - Avid and the... Movie Star
Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 11/10/2006
Carlito tries to tell Ralph that wolf boys can't have relationships with humans after he becomes upset over losing Sacha. Avid and Sacha meet Dean Cain.
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#8 - Pete Docherty's Addiction
Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 11/17/2006
Krishnan Guru-Murphy reports on Pete Docherty's latest addiction - peas. Plus The Bear finally gets a gig, presenting a chat show.
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#9 - The Bear's Proper Chrimbo!
Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 12/18/2009
The Bear counts down his top twenty all-time favourite Christmas-related music videos, including both of Avid Merrion's Christmas-related singles – "Proper Crimbo" and "I Got You Babe".
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- 6.6/10 24 votes
#10 - Avid Becomes Obsessive with... Nadine
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 7/16/2004
Avid interviews Sean Pertwee on his talk show set; The Bear goes camping with Lisa Stansfield in The Bear's Showbiz Tail, and Nadine returns to the studio to perform "No Limit".
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6.8/10 21 votes#11 - Avid Goes to the... Movies
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 7/4/2003
The Bear interviews Edith Bowman; Avid attends the movie premiere of Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle; and former Take That member Mark Owen makes an unexpected appearance.
Director: Ben Palmer
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6.8/10 23 votes#12 - Avid and the... Spice Girl
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 6/18/2004
Avid gives a tour of his new chat show set and the people who work there, and he also interviews Emma Bunton; Paul McKenna is interviewed by The Bear; Mel B and Patsy Kensit share a house in a spoof of The Odd Couple, and Craig David starts filming his new video diary.
Director: Ben Palmer
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6.8/10 21 votes#13 - Avid Learns How to... Be Cool
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 7/2/2004
Avid tries to entertain Jack Osbourne with an afternoon in the Jacuzzi; and Keith Lemon has a proposition for Avid.
Director: Ben Palmer
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- 6.8/10 22 votes
#14 - Avid Falls in Love with... Nadine
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 7/9/2004
The Bear becomes an agony aunt with Phil Vickery and Fern Britton on the This Morning set. Nick Cotton and Kat Slater argue in the laundrette in Eastendings; Craig David has trouble with his PR Manager; in The Odd Couple, Mel B and Patsy Kensit talk about the size of their breasts; and Nadine gives a live performance of her new single.
Director: Ben Palmer
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- 6.8/10 20 votes
#15 - Avid and the... Coronation Street Threesome
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 7/23/2004
In Doin' Porridge, Michael Jackson has some recreation time in the prison yard; The Bear and Jonathan Ross rehearse for "Bear: The Movie"; Avid meets Suranne Jones and Samia Ghadie on the set of Coronation Street; Craig David edits his new video for "Soda Pop" in the new segment of his video diary, and Mel B looks after Patsy Kensit when she is ill in The Odd Couple.
Director: Ben Palmer
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6.8/10 22 votes#16 - Avid and the Trouble with... The Osbournes
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 7/30/2004
Avid interviews to Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne about their daughter, Kelly; in Eastendings, Kat Slater has a run in with Sonia's Dad, and the show then experiences technical difficulties caused by The Bear; Craig David throws a party for his single "Soda Pop"; it's Psychotherapy Day for Michael Jackson in Doin' Porridge; and in The Odd Couple, Patsy Kensit and Mel B exercise to a work out video.
Director: Ben Palmer
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- 6.9/10 20 votes
#17 - Avid and the... Australian
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 6/25/2004
Michael Jackson starts a protest on the prison roof in Doin' Porridge; in The Odd Couple, Mel B annoys Patsy Kensit in the bathroom; The Bear goes to the pub with Bob Mortimer; and Avid interviews Peter Andre.
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- 6.9/10 19 votes
#18 - That One With Lots of Guests
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 8/6/2004
Avid interviews a number of celebrity guests, including Myleene Klass, Vernon Kay, Dermot O'Leary and Craig Phillips.
Director: Ben Palmer
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7.0/10 18 votes#19 - Avid vs..... Meatloaf
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 7/11/2003
The bear interviews Vernon Kay; Avid goes behind-the-scenes at Party in the Park; Meat Loaf challenges Avid to a sing-off; and Kylie Minogue finds herself caught in a bidding war for her old underwear.
Director: Ben Palmer
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7.1/10 20 votes#20 - Avid Dreams of... Mis-Teeq
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 6/20/2003
Avid is arrested for stalking Vanessa Feltz; Craig David goes on a promotional tour for his new single; David Beckham learns how to ride a bike; Michael Jackson tries out some new international cuisine; The Bear interviews Kerry Katona; Ant & Dec find out what their latest task on Saturday Night Takeaway is; and Avid has dreams of meeting Mis-Teeq.
Director: Ben Palmer
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7.1/10 20 votes#21 - Avid on the... Radio
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 7/18/2003
The Bear interviews Davina McCall and Dermot O'Leary on the set of Big Brother; Michael Jackson scatters Barry White's ashes; Mel B gives a guided tour of her house; and Avid finally comes face-to-face with Chris Moyles.
Director: Ben Palmer
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7.2/10 19 votes#22 - Craig David's Doppelganger
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 7/25/2003
Craig David discovers he has a doppelganger; David Sneddon gives his first live performance since Fame Academy; and Richard Madeley reveals details of his first encounter with Judy Finnigan, and how her ample assets have made his life brighter.
Director: Ben Palmer
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7.3/10 25 votes#23 - Michael Jackson's Family Tree
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 9/27/2002
Michael Jackson introduces Janet Jackson for the first time; he tells The Osbournes to tone down their swearing. The Bear interviews Christine Hamilton. Avid's odd neighbour Ozzey discovers that he is keeping Craig Phillips hostage. Avid tries to meet Geri Halliwell at a book signing but is ejected but security guards. Craig David wants to break America, but mistakenly flies to Majorca instead. Avid meets Keith Duffy in a pub. David Blaine performs a trick in the street. Will Young is interviewed by a computer for Celebrity Test.
Director: Ben Palmer
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7.4/10 20 votes#24 - Avid's Back... Back Again
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 6/6/2003
Jade Goody gives birth to a new baby; Craig David begins a sold-out tour; Katie Price airs an argument between members of The Spice Girls and Girls Aloud; Michael Jackson offers P. Diddy the chance to duet with him; Avid attends a celebrity football game where he meets Rod Stewart, and Gareth Gates has a weird encounter with Justin Hawkins.
Director: Ben Palmer
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- 7.4/10 23 votes
#25 - The Bear Takes Over
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 8/13/2004
The Bear takes over as host, and starts a band with James Bourne and Charlie Simpson from Busted; Craig David "Checks It Out" with Derek Acorah, searching for ghosts in a haunted mansion; Kat Slater has an argument in the garage in Eastendings; while Patsy Kensit gets drunk and thinks she has feelings for Mel B in The Odd Couple.
Director: Ben Palmer
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