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The Worst Episodes of Bo' Selecta!

Bo' Selecta! is a British sketch show written and performed by Leigh Francis, which lampoons popular culture and is known for its often surreal, abstract...

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  1. Background image for Proper Crimbo
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    #1 - Proper Crimbo

    S2:E9

    Avid reveals that he has recorded a single to compete in the Christmas charts, entitled "Proper Crimbo", and takes us behind the scenes of the music video, with stars including Matthew Wright, John Leslie, Bob Geldof, Dermot O'Leary, Jade Goody and Sting.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for Ho Ho Ho Selecta!
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    #2 - Ho Ho Ho Selecta!

    S2:E10

    Craig David visits Santa Claus' grotto; Michael Jackson teaches Mel B the art of carol singing; Elton John delivers an alternative Queen's speech; and a number of famous faces join together for a choir recital.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  3. Background image for A Bear's Christmas Tail
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    #3 - A Bear's Christmas Tail

    S3:E10

    The Bear decides to move out of his treehouse and find himself a family... but not quite everything goes to plan.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  4. Background image for Avid in the U.S.A.
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    #4 - Avid in the U.S.A.

    S4:E1

    Avid and his wife Sacha talk about their move to L.A., and the celebrities who stay at their new hotel. Meanwhile, in the Michael Jackson Show, Michael pimps a bride.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  5. Background image for Avid Hangs Out With... Justin Timberlake
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    #5 - Avid Hangs Out With... Justin Timberlake

    S4:E2

    Avid meets Justin Timberlake, while wolf-boy Ralph talks to Carlito about what it would be like to be with a woman like Sacha.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  6. Background image for The Bear and the Supermodel
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    #6 - The Bear and the Supermodel

    S4:E3

    The Bear meets Victoria Silvstedt, and Sacha starts having an affair with Ralph the wolf-boy.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #7 - Chris Martin's Donuts

    S4:E4

    Avid catches Sacha kissing Ralph, whilst she's seeing Steve Guttenberg. Chris Martin has fun shopping for donuts.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for Avid and the... Movie Star
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    #8 - Avid and the... Movie Star

    S4:E5

    Carlito tries to tell Ralph that wolf boys can't have relationships with humans after he becomes upset over losing Sacha. Avid and Sacha meet Dean Cain.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  10. Background image for Pete Docherty's Addiction
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    #9 - Pete Docherty's Addiction

    S4:E6

    Krishnan Guru-Murphy reports on Pete Docherty's latest addiction - peas. Plus The Bear finally gets a gig, presenting a chat show.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  11. Background image for The Bear's Proper Chrimbo!
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    #10 - The Bear's Proper Chrimbo!

    S4:E7

    The Bear counts down his top twenty all-time favourite Christmas-related music videos, including both of Avid Merrion's Christmas-related singles – "Proper Crimbo" and "I Got You Babe".

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  12. Background image for Avid Becomes Obsessive with... Nadine
    6.6/10(24 votes)

    #11 - Avid Becomes Obsessive with... Nadine

    S3:E5

    Avid interviews Sean Pertwee on his talk show set; The Bear goes camping with Lisa Stansfield in The Bear's Showbiz Tail, and Nadine returns to the studio to perform "No Limit".

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  13. Background image for Avid Goes to the... Movies
    6.8/10(21 votes)

    #12 - Avid Goes to the... Movies

    S2:E5

    The Bear interviews Edith Bowman; Avid attends the movie premiere of Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle; and former Take That member Mark Owen makes an unexpected appearance.

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    Director:Ben Palmer
    Writer:Unknown
  14. Background image for Avid and the... Spice Girl
    6.8/10(23 votes)

    #13 - Avid and the... Spice Girl

    S3:E1

    Avid gives a tour of his new chat show set and the people who work there, and he also interviews Emma Bunton; Paul McKenna is interviewed by The Bear; Mel B and Patsy Kensit share a house in a spoof of The Odd Couple, and Craig David starts filming his new video diary.

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    Director:Ben Palmer
  15. Background image for Avid Learns How to... Be Cool
    6.8/10(21 votes)

    #14 - Avid Learns How to... Be Cool

    S3:E3

    Avid tries to entertain Jack Osbourne with an afternoon in the Jacuzzi; and Keith Lemon has a proposition for Avid.

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    Director:Ben Palmer
    Writer:Unknown
  16. Background image for Avid Falls in Love with... Nadine
    6.8/10(22 votes)

    #15 - Avid Falls in Love with... Nadine

    S3:E4

    The Bear becomes an agony aunt with Phil Vickery and Fern Britton on the This Morning set. Nick Cotton and Kat Slater argue in the laundrette in Eastendings; Craig David has trouble with his PR Manager; in The Odd Couple, Mel B and Patsy Kensit talk about the size of their breasts; and Nadine gives a live performance of her new single.

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    Director:Ben Palmer
    Writer:Unknown
  17. Background image for Avid and the... Coronation Street Threesome
    6.8/10(20 votes)

    #16 - Avid and the... Coronation Street Threesome

    S3:E6

    In Doin' Porridge, Michael Jackson has some recreation time in the prison yard; The Bear and Jonathan Ross rehearse for "Bear: The Movie"; Avid meets Suranne Jones and Samia Ghadie on the set of Coronation Street; Craig David edits his new video for "Soda Pop" in the new segment of his video diary, and Mel B looks after Patsy Kensit when she is ill in The Odd Couple.

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    Director:Ben Palmer
    Writer:Unknown
  18. Background image for Avid and the Trouble with... The Osbournes
    6.8/10(22 votes)

    #17 - Avid and the Trouble with... The Osbournes

    S3:E7

    Avid interviews to Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne about their daughter, Kelly; in Eastendings, Kat Slater has a run in with Sonia's Dad, and the show then experiences technical difficulties caused by The Bear; Craig David throws a party for his single "Soda Pop"; it's Psychotherapy Day for Michael Jackson in Doin' Porridge; and in The Odd Couple, Patsy Kensit and Mel B exercise to a work out video.

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    Director:Ben Palmer
    Writer:Unknown
  19. Background image for Avid and the... Australian
    6.9/10(20 votes)

    #18 - Avid and the... Australian

    S3:E2

    Michael Jackson starts a protest on the prison roof in Doin' Porridge; in The Odd Couple, Mel B annoys Patsy Kensit in the bathroom; The Bear goes to the pub with Bob Mortimer; and Avid interviews Peter Andre.

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    Director:Unknown
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  20. Background image for That One With Lots of Guests
    6.9/10(19 votes)

    #19 - That One With Lots of Guests

    S3:E8

    Avid interviews a number of celebrity guests, including Myleene Klass, Vernon Kay, Dermot O'Leary and Craig Phillips.

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    Director:Ben Palmer
    Writer:Unknown
  21. Background image for Avid vs..... Meatloaf
    7.0/10(18 votes)

    #20 - Avid vs..... Meatloaf

    S2:E6

    The bear interviews Vernon Kay; Avid goes behind-the-scenes at Party in the Park; Meat Loaf challenges Avid to a sing-off; and Kylie Minogue finds herself caught in a bidding war for her old underwear.

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    Director:Ben Palmer
  22. Background image for Avid Dreams of... Mis-Teeq
    7.1/10(20 votes)

    #21 - Avid Dreams of... Mis-Teeq

    S2:E3

    Avid is arrested for stalking Vanessa Feltz; Craig David goes on a promotional tour for his new single; David Beckham learns how to ride a bike; Michael Jackson tries out some new international cuisine; The Bear interviews Kerry Katona; Ant & Dec find out what their latest task on Saturday Night Takeaway is; and Avid has dreams of meeting Mis-Teeq.

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    Director:Ben Palmer
    Writer:Unknown
  23. Background image for Avid on the... Radio
    7.1/10(20 votes)

    #22 - Avid on the... Radio

    S2:E7

    The Bear interviews Davina McCall and Dermot O'Leary on the set of Big Brother; Michael Jackson scatters Barry White's ashes; Mel B gives a guided tour of her house; and Avid finally comes face-to-face with Chris Moyles.

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    Director:Ben Palmer
    Writer:Unknown
  24. Background image for Craig David's Doppelganger
    7.2/10(19 votes)

    #23 - Craig David's Doppelganger

    S2:E8

    Craig David discovers he has a doppelganger; David Sneddon gives his first live performance since Fame Academy; and Richard Madeley reveals details of his first encounter with Judy Finnigan, and how her ample assets have made his life brighter.

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    Director:Ben Palmer
    Writer:Unknown
  25. Background image for Michael Jackson's Family Tree
    7.3/10(25 votes)

    #24 - Michael Jackson's Family Tree

    S1:E4

    Michael Jackson introduces Janet Jackson for the first time; he tells The Osbournes to tone down their swearing. The Bear interviews Christine Hamilton. Avid's odd neighbour Ozzey discovers that he is keeping Craig Phillips hostage. Avid tries to meet Geri Halliwell at a book signing but is ejected but security guards. Craig David wants to break America, but mistakenly flies to Majorca instead. Avid meets Keith Duffy in a pub. David Blaine performs a trick in the street. Will Young is interviewed by a computer for Celebrity Test.

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    Director:Ben Palmer
    Writer:Unknown
  26. Background image for Avid's Back... Back Again
    7.4/10(20 votes)

    #25 - Avid's Back... Back Again

    S2:E1

    Jade Goody gives birth to a new baby; Craig David begins a sold-out tour; Katie Price airs an argument between members of The Spice Girls and Girls Aloud; Michael Jackson offers P. Diddy the chance to duet with him; Avid attends a celebrity football game where he meets Rod Stewart, and Gareth Gates has a weird encounter with Justin Hawkins.

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    Director:Ben Palmer
    Writer:Unknown

Worst Episodes Summary

"Proper Crimbo" is the worst rated episode of "Bo' Selecta!". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 11/21/2003. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Ho Ho Ho Selecta!".