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The Worst Episodes of Boston Legal

Alan Shore and Denny Crane lead a brigade of high-priced civil litigators in an upscale Boston law firm in a series focusing on the professional...

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  1. Background image for Live Big
    5.7/10(3 votes)

    #1 - Live Big

    S2:E16

    Alan and Denny defend a man charged with murder after he euthanized his wife with Alzheimers. Meanwhile, long-lost family members return when Shirley's ex-husband asks her to be "best man" at his wedding and Paul tracks down his estranged daughter.

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  2. Background image for Truly, Madly, Deeply
    6.0/10(3 votes)

    #2 - Truly, Madly, Deeply

    S2:E7

    Denny is called to defend a man who raped and killed a 13-year-old girl, but decides he'd rather go to jail than spend his days defending murderers. Meanwhile, Alan must face his fear of clowns and Shirley dumps a bizarre bestiality case on Denise.

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  3. Background image for Guardians and Gatekeepers
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - Guardians and Gatekeepers

    S5:E2

    A close call for Denny involving prescription drugs inspires Alan to go after a pharmaceutical company for its unscrupulous advertising tactics. Meanwhile, Carl defends Shirley's 17-year-old granddaughter after she's caught voting illegally, and Jerry and Katie help a girl who was sexually assaulted in a private detention facility.

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    Director:Mike Listo
    Writer:Unknown
  4. Background image for Juiced
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - Juiced

    S5:E11

    When Denny receives bad news about the state of his Alzheimer's, Alan goes before the Massachusetts Supreme Court to plead for access to an experimental drug that could help his condition. Meanwhile, Jerry and Katie try to help a girl get into Harvard after her SAT scores arouse suspicion, and Catherine Piper returns.

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    Writer:Unknown
  5. Background image for Attack of the Xenophobes
    6.5/10(2 votes)

    #5 - Attack of the Xenophobes

    S4:E7

    Denny needs Alan's help after using an employee's weight as a reason for dismissal; Clarence is upset by an Internet posting of him as Clarice; Katie and Whitney work on a murder case involving racism and the police; and Jerry is anxious about taking a relationship to the next level.

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  6. Background image for Roe v. Wade, The Musical
    6.5/10(2 votes)

    #6 - Roe v. Wade, The Musical

    S4:E12

    Shirley and Alan face off in court when they're on opposite sides of a case involving stolen sperm; Jerry helps his objectophile ex-girlfriend when she loses her teaching job for inappropriate contact with a student.

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  8. Background image for The Cancer Man Can
    6.7/10(3 votes)

    #7 - The Cancer Man Can

    S2:E11

    Paul recruits Denise to help him defend a cancer patient who used his wealth to guarantee he would not get a placebo during a drug study. Meanwhile, Alan goes too far in trying to convince the senior partners to promote "Hands" to partner, and Denny finds himself falling in love with a woman he meets at a charity event.

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  9. Background image for Smile
    6.7/10(3 votes)

    #8 - Smile

    S2:E15

    Alan's friendly demeanor quickly turns into anger when a prestigious private school turns away a child prodigy because she lacks the face muscles to smile. Meanwhile, Shirley and Denise take on a hospital that refused to administer emergency birth control to a rape victim due to religious beliefs, and Brad is put on special assignment by Denny.

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  10. Background image for Change of Course
    7.0/10(5 votes)

    #9 - Change of Course

    S1:E4

    A cop killing centers on a haughty defendant, reluctantly represented by Lori and zealously by a firm veteran, who has been a patient in a mental facility. Meanwhile, Shore plays hardball with a witness in a shoplifting case involving a kleptomaniac CEO.

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  11. Background image for Witches of Mass Destruction
    7.0/10(3 votes)

    #10 - Witches of Mass Destruction

    S2:E6

    The firm takes on two milestone cases. First, Shirley and Denise represent Christian and Wiccan parents who are outraged by a public school's Halloween celebrations, but the case takes a turn for the worse when the clients begin arguing amongst themselves. Meanwhile, Denny and Alan's friendship is tested when Alan helps Cassie sue the US military for the loss of her brother.

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    7.0/10(3 votes)

    #11 - Stick It

    S2:E19

    Alan once again goes to bat for Melissa, this time with much less confidence, who is in serious trouble with the IRS. Meanwhile, Paul and Brad enact a plan to help Rachel get into rehab, and Denise re-enters the world of dating with disastrous results.

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    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #12 - The Nutcrackers

    S3:E10

    Alan represents a mother fighting for custody of her preteen daughters, who happen to be white-supremacist singers; a woman reaches for the heavens to blame someone for her husband's death by lightning strike; a girl wants to be emancipated from her family; and Shirley and Alan's wager becomes public at the office Christmas party.

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    Director:John Terlesky
    Writer:Unknown
  14. Background image for The Good Lawyer
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #13 - The Good Lawyer

    S3:E16

    Alan tries two different cases, including the defense of a therapist who was fired for his belief in UFOs. Meanwhile, Clarence is confused by Claire's dinner invitation; and Bethany tries to bring out Denny's spiritual side.

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    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #14 - Brotherly Love

    S3:E19

    Alan and Denny defend an unscrupulous lawyer accused of obstructing justice on behalf of his brother. Meanwhile, interoffice couples Brad and Denise and Claire and Clarence each deal with major relationship revelations; and Denny practices the positive-thinking philosophy known as "the secret" in order to wish Raquel Welch into his life.

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    Director:Unknown
  16. Background image for Guise 'N Dolls
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #15 - Guise 'N Dolls

    S3:E20

    Alan faces Jerry in court again in a case involving a department store's sale of allegedly lewd dolls; Shirley and Paul react to Denny's insensitive remark to a potential employee; and Denise considers a colleague's opinion regarding her relationship with Brad.

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    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #16 - Do Tell

    S4:E4

    Shirley answers the call when a military man, who is an old friend of Denny's, comes under fire for admitting he's gay; Alan endures another bout of incoherent speech; Katie helps a new associate with a bullfighter's custody battle.

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  18. Background image for Happy Trails
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - Happy Trails

    S5:E6

    Shirley defends the notorious Catherine Piper after she accidentally blows up her doctor. Meanwhile, Alan and Denny take a break from the office, but they are out of their element at a dude ranch in Utah.

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    Director:Mike Listo
    Writer:Unknown
  19. Background image for Mad Cows
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - Mad Cows

    S5:E7

    Alan and Denny sue the USDA on behalf of a cattle rancher who wants to test her entire herd for mad cow disease; Jerry's consideration to make partner hinges on an up-or-down vote by the firm's panel, which includes Paul Lewiston.

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    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - Roe

    S5:E8

    Alan and Shirley help a minor in a legal battle over her pregnancy, and Jerry takes up his own defense when he faces aggravated-assault charges after an encounter with a bully.

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  21. Background image for Kill, Baby, Kill
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #20 - Kill, Baby, Kill

    S5:E9

    Carl and Denny go to Virginia to defend a prison guard who shot a death-row inmate when a lethal-injection execution was botched. Meanwhile, Alan and Shirley help a woman who says she lost her job after voting for John McCain.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  22. Background image for Made In China (1)
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #21 - Made In China (1)

    S5:E12

    Financial problems may force Crane, Poole & Schmidt to be put up for sale. Meanwhile, Alan petitions the Supreme Court for Denny's access to a non-FDA approved medicine; and Shirley and Carl plan their wedding.

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    Director:Bill D'Elia
    Writer:Unknown
  23. Background image for A Greater Good
    7.3/10(3 votes)

    #22 - A Greater Good

    S1:E9

    Alan and Denny defend a drug company that is being sued by a woman who states they provided false reasoning when they took her off of an experimental pill that was a possible cure for her sickness. Alan and Denny discover a shocking secret that could make or break their case and because of that, they become at odds with each other on how to proceed. Lori discovers that Tara's new information for their case would win it for them, but the way she retrieved it could cost them their case and their careers. Lori learns a secret about Brad.

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    Writer:Peter Ocko
  24. Background image for Men to Boys
    7.3/10(3 votes)

    #23 - Men to Boys

    S2:E5

    Denise finds herself in a difficult position when an auto-injury case she neglected for three years comes up for trial and she is unprepared. While Garrett researches, he meets Cassie, a young paralegal whose strange sexual tendencies hide a painful past. Meanwhile Denny learns he must apologize to Lori or face a sexual harrassment suit, and Alan takes Sara out for dinner and a "show."

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  25. Background image for The Ass Fat Jungle
    7.3/10(3 votes)

    #24 - The Ass Fat Jungle

    S2:E8

    Denise finds herself wanting to sue her own client when Boston's most celebrated plastic surgeon is under fire for unorthodox techniques. Shirley takes on a difficult case involving an Alzheimer's patient which touches her personally. Meanwhile, Alan and Denny fight their own demons as Alan asks his new secretary to protect him from night terrors and Denny undergoes an MRI.

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  26. Background image for Gone
    7.3/10(3 votes)

    #25 - Gone

    S2:E9

    When the FBI's hands are tied with red tape, Brad helps Denise go undercover as a rogue agent in order to find a missing boy who is close to her heart. But when legal and ethical roadblocks appear, they must make some difficult decisions. Meanwhile, Denny's nonchalance regarding the use of firearms becomes a real concern for the other senior partners when he shoots a homeless man in the head with a paintball gun.

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    Director:Mel Damski
    Writer:Unknown

Worst Episodes Summary

"Live Big" is the worst rated episode of "Boston Legal". It scored 5.7/10 based on 3 votes. Directed by Bill D'Elia and written by David E. Kelley, it aired on 2/21/2006. This episode scored 0.3 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Truly, Madly, Deeply".