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The Best Episodes of Chelmsford 123

Every episode of Chelmsford 123 ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Chelmsford 123!

Chelmsford 123 is a British television situation comedy produced for Channel 4 by Hat Trick Productions. It ran for two series, of six and seven...
Genre:Comedy
Network:Channel 4

Best Episodes Summary

"Arrivederci Roma" is the best rated episode of "Chelmsford 123". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Jimmy Mulville, it aired on 3/9/1988. This episode scored NaN points higher than the second highest rated, "What's Your Poison?".

  • Arrivederci Roma
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    #1 - Arrivederci Roma

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 3/9/1988

    Aulus is given the Governor's job as a suitable punishment for accidentally insulting the Holy Roman Emperors' girlfriend (a horse!). They arrive in England to a surprisingly warm welcome from the Brits but inadvertently upset them at the first night celebration.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jimmy Mulville

  • What's Your Poison?
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    #2 - What's Your Poison?

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 3/16/1988

    Aulus tries to win over the Brits by doing an early morning walkabout and arranging a banquet. Grasientus buys poison from Wolfbane with a view to killing Badvoc. Aulus is dismayed when Grasientus is exposed as a poisoner... but then Badvoc and Aulus are found to be up to the same tricks.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jimmy Mulville

  • The Girl of My Dreams
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    #3 - The Girl of My Dreams

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 3/23/1988

    Aulus is having troubled dreams and tries to have them interpreted. A tribe of female warriors demands a male sacrifice after their cheif's three daughters are de-flowered. The women lay seige to Aulus, Badvoc, Grasientus and Functio for over a month.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jimmy Mulville

  • One for the Road
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    #4 - One for the Road

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 3/30/1988

    Aulus pledges to build a Roman road from Chelmsford to London but the proposed route goes straight through a brothel that is being run by Badvoc and his men and being frequented by Functio. Blagg makes a career change from Shepherd to Masseur.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jimmy Mulville

  • Vidi, Vici, Veni
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    #5 - Vidi, Vici, Veni

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 4/6/1988

    Badvoc is kidnapped by two Triconi. Aulus decides to 'protect' Gargamadua. Badvoc outwits the Triconi and talks them into sending a ransom demand of 100 bags of gold to Aulus.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jimmy Mulville

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    #6 - Peeled Grapes and Pedicures

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 4/13/1988

    Aulus decides to liven up Chelmsford with the Festival of Saturnalia. As part of the revelry, a fool is made king for a day - and so the Romans naturally choose Badvoc.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jimmy Mulville

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    #7 - Heads You Lose

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 1/9/1990

    Aulus is depressed because Badvoc always runs rings around him. He consults with a psychiatrist and confronts his anger. Badvoc is arrested and sentenced to death. Aulus eventually relents but Badvoc convinces him to go ahead with the sentence.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jimmy Mulville

  • Get Well Soon
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    #8 - Get Well Soon

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 1/16/1990

    A great heatwave hits Chelmsford, giving the Romans an opportunity for to top up their tans and Britons to die of thirst. It gets so bad that Badvoc has to cancel his annual bath.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jimmy Mulville

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    #9 - Bird Trouble

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 1/23/1990

    Badvoc attempts to relieve Aulus Paulinus of a priceless ring and use it to exact sexual favours, incurring the wrath of the governor's wife Marcella.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jimmy Mulville, Rory McGrath

  • Odi et Amo
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    #10 - Odi et Amo

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 1/30/1990

    Aulus' repulsive right-hand man Grasientus, winner of 'The Ugliest Git in the Empire', falls in love with a beautiful British girl. The problem is Aulus also desires her hand - and other bits as well...

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jimmy Mulville

  • The Secret War
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    #11 - The Secret War

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 2/6/1990

    Things are quiet in Chelmsford. Too quiet. Aulus hasn't heard anything of Badvoc for weeks, which can only mean one of two things; either Aulus has gone deaf or Badvoc is up to something.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jimmy Mulville

  • Mines a Double
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    #12 - Mines a Double

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 2/13/1990

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    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jimmy Mulville

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    #13 - Something Beginning with "E"

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 2/20/1990

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    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jimmy Mulville