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The Best Episodes of Chelmsford 123 Season 1

Every episode of Chelmsford 123 Season 1 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Chelmsford 123 Season 1!

Chelmsford 123 is a British television situation comedy produced for Channel 4 by Hat Trick Productions. It ran for two series, of six and seven...
Genre:Comedy
Network:Channel 4

Season 1 Ratings Summary

"Arrivederci Roma" is the best rated episode of "Chelmsford 123" season 1. It scored 6.7/10 based on 25 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Jimmy Mulville, it aired on 3/9/1988. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "What's Your Poison?".

  • Arrivederci Roma
    6.7/1025 votes

    #1 - Arrivederci Roma

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 3/9/1988

    Aulus is given the Governor's job as a suitable punishment for accidentally insulting the Holy Roman Emperors' girlfriend (a horse!). They arrive in England to a surprisingly warm welcome from the Brits but inadvertently upset them at the first night celebration.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jimmy Mulville

  • What's Your Poison?
    6.5/1015 votes

    #2 - What's Your Poison?

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 3/16/1988

    Aulus tries to win over the Brits by doing an early morning walkabout and arranging a banquet. Grasientus buys poison from Wolfbane with a view to killing Badvoc. Aulus is dismayed when Grasientus is exposed as a poisoner... but then Badvoc and Aulus are found to be up to the same tricks.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jimmy Mulville

  • The Girl of My Dreams
    6.2/1015 votes

    #3 - The Girl of My Dreams

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 3/23/1988

    Aulus is having troubled dreams and tries to have them interpreted. A tribe of female warriors demands a male sacrifice after their cheif's three daughters are de-flowered. The women lay seige to Aulus, Badvoc, Grasientus and Functio for over a month.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jimmy Mulville

  • One for the Road
    6.4/1014 votes

    #4 - One for the Road

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 3/30/1988

    Aulus pledges to build a Roman road from Chelmsford to London but the proposed route goes straight through a brothel that is being run by Badvoc and his men and being frequented by Functio. Blagg makes a career change from Shepherd to Masseur.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jimmy Mulville

  • Vidi, Vici, Veni
    7.1/1014 votes

    #5 - Vidi, Vici, Veni

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 4/6/1988

    Badvoc is kidnapped by two Triconi. Aulus decides to 'protect' Gargamadua. Badvoc outwits the Triconi and talks them into sending a ransom demand of 100 bags of gold to Aulus.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jimmy Mulville

  • Peeled Grapes and Pedicures
    7.1/1013 votes

    #6 - Peeled Grapes and Pedicures

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 4/13/1988

    Aulus decides to liven up Chelmsford with the Festival of Saturnalia. As part of the revelry, a fool is made king for a day - and so the Romans naturally choose Badvoc.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jimmy Mulville