6.2/1015 votesLoading...#1 - The Girl of My Dreams
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 3/23/1988
Aulus is having troubled dreams and tries to have them interpreted. A tribe of female warriors demands a male sacrifice after their cheif's three daughters are de-flowered. The women lay seige to Aulus, Badvoc, Grasientus and Functio for over a month.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jimmy Mulville
- 6.4/1014 votesLoading...
#2 - One for the Road
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 3/30/1988
Aulus pledges to build a Roman road from Chelmsford to London but the proposed route goes straight through a brothel that is being run by Badvoc and his men and being frequented by Functio. Blagg makes a career change from Shepherd to Masseur.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jimmy Mulville
- 6.5/1015 votesLoading...
#3 - What's Your Poison?
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 3/16/1988
Aulus tries to win over the Brits by doing an early morning walkabout and arranging a banquet. Grasientus buys poison from Wolfbane with a view to killing Badvoc. Aulus is dismayed when Grasientus is exposed as a poisoner... but then Badvoc and Aulus are found to be up to the same tricks.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jimmy Mulville
- 6.7/1025 votesLoading...
#4 - Arrivederci Roma
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 3/9/1988
Aulus is given the Governor's job as a suitable punishment for accidentally insulting the Holy Roman Emperors' girlfriend (a horse!). They arrive in England to a surprisingly warm welcome from the Brits but inadvertently upset them at the first night celebration.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jimmy Mulville
- 7.1/1014 votesLoading...
#5 - Vidi, Vici, Veni
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 4/6/1988
Badvoc is kidnapped by two Triconi. Aulus decides to 'protect' Gargamadua. Badvoc outwits the Triconi and talks them into sending a ransom demand of 100 bags of gold to Aulus.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jimmy Mulville
- 7.1/1013 votesLoading...
#6 - Peeled Grapes and Pedicures
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 4/13/1988
Aulus decides to liven up Chelmsford with the Festival of Saturnalia. As part of the revelry, a fool is made king for a day - and so the Romans naturally choose Badvoc.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jimmy Mulville
- 7.4/1012 votesLoading...
#7 - Get Well Soon
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 1/16/1990
A great heatwave hits Chelmsford, giving the Romans an opportunity for to top up their tans and Britons to die of thirst. It gets so bad that Badvoc has to cancel his annual bath.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jimmy Mulville
- 7.4/1011 votesLoading...
#8 - Mines a Double
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 2/13/1990
No description available
Director: N/A
Writer: Jimmy Mulville
- 7.6/1014 votesLoading...
#9 - Heads You Lose
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 1/9/1990
Aulus is depressed because Badvoc always runs rings around him. He consults with a psychiatrist and confronts his anger. Badvoc is arrested and sentenced to death. Aulus eventually relents but Badvoc convinces him to go ahead with the sentence.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jimmy Mulville
- 7.7/1012 votesLoading...
#10 - The Secret War
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 2/6/1990
Things are quiet in Chelmsford. Too quiet. Aulus hasn't heard anything of Badvoc for weeks, which can only mean one of two things; either Aulus has gone deaf or Badvoc is up to something.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jimmy Mulville
- 7.7/109 votesLoading...
#11 - Something Beginning with "E"
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 2/20/1990
No description available
Director: N/A
Writer: Jimmy Mulville
- 7.8/1013 votesLoading...
#12 - Bird Trouble
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 1/23/1990
Badvoc attempts to relieve Aulus Paulinus of a priceless ring and use it to exact sexual favours, incurring the wrath of the governor's wife Marcella.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jimmy Mulville, Rory McGrath
- 8.1/1014 votesLoading...
#13 - Odi et Amo
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 1/30/1990
Aulus' repulsive right-hand man Grasientus, winner of 'The Ugliest Git in the Empire', falls in love with a beautiful British girl. The problem is Aulus also desires her hand - and other bits as well...
Director: N/A
Writer: Jimmy Mulville
The Worst Episodes of Chelmsford 123
Every episode of Chelmsford 123 ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Chelmsford 123!
Chelmsford 123 is a British television situation comedy produced for Channel 4 by Hat Trick Productions. It ran for two series, of six and seven...
Genre:Comedy
Network:Channel 4
Worst Episodes Summary
"The Girl of My Dreams" is the worst rated episode of "Chelmsford 123". It scored 6.2/10 based on 15 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Jimmy Mulville, it aired on 3/23/1988. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "One for the Road".