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The Best Episodes of Childrens Hospital Season 7

Every episode of Childrens Hospital Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Childrens Hospital Season 7!

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Childrens Hospital Season 7 Episode 1 - Kids Hospital
    7.4/10(56 votes)

    #1 - Kids Hospital

    S7:E1

    In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns to a life of crime with his brother, Sir Tinklebutton.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Childrens Hospital Season 7 Episode 2 - One Million Saved
    7.6/10(58 votes)

    #2 - One Million Saved

    S7:E2

    A rare disease appears at Childrens Hospital, and the team has to journey into the buried remains of the original Childrens Hospital with Val's alter-ego, Derrick Childrens, to find the cure. Meanwhile, the rest of the doctors desperately try to save the hospital's landmark millionth patient.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Childrens Hospital Season 7 Episode 3 - Sy's Tenure
    6.9/10(51 votes)

    #3 - Sy's Tenure

    S7:E3

    When Sy finally gets tenure, he decides to use its powers for the greatest good: building the world's first consumer jetpack. Elsewhere, Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal, and Owen learns just how hard it is to be the hospital DJ.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Childrens Hospital Season 7 Episode 4 - Doctor Beth
    7.1/10(52 votes)

    #4 - Doctor Beth

    S7:E4

    Set four years ago, Nurse Beth's origins are uncovered as we explore the world of the Nurses' Quarters in the Childrens Hospital basement. Beth has to navigate the complex social hierarchy of the nurses and avoid losing their friendship when she suddenly gets promoted to doctor.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Childrens Hospital Season 7 Episode 5 - The Show You Watch
    7.5/10(48 votes)

    #5 - The Show You Watch

    S7:E5

    A look back at an episode of the popular 1950s variety show The Show You Watch, known for its irascible host, hilarious skits and elaborate dances, but mostly revered for its weekly visit to Childrens Hospital, the sketch upon which the present day show is loosely based.

    Director:Marco Fargnoli
    Writers:Rob Corddry, Megan Amram

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  6. Childrens Hospital Season 7 Episode 6 - DOY
    7.6/10(52 votes)

    #6 - DOY

    S7:E6

    Blake, Lola and Glenn are excited to be attending this year's Doctor of the Year Convention (or DOY) in Vegas. Even though Blake has won six years in a row, Glenn and Lola are determined to win. Owen tags along to visit his mom, with surprising consequences.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Childrens Hospital Season 7 Episode 7 - Show Me a Hero
    7.9/10(56 votes)

    #7 - Show Me a Hero

    S7:E7

    When Dr. Cat Black has a crisis of faith, the hospital's resident spiritual leaders fiercely compete against each other to convert her and win a monthly sales prize. Glenn grows frustrated that he isn't getting the respect he deserves for playing second bass in the L.A. punk band X.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Childrens Hospital Season 7 Episode 8 - By the Throat
    7.4/10(50 votes)

    #8 - By the Throat

    S7:E8

    After discovering that Childrens Hospital is out of tongue depressors, Owen finds himself embroiled in a dangerous hospital-wide conspiracy that reaches all the way up to Governor Jasper Ruth, the Boss Tweed of Sao Paulo, Brazil. GEORGE WENDT guest stars.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Childrens Hospital Season 7 Episode 9 - Childrens Horsepital
    6.8/10(48 votes)

    #9 - Childrens Horsepital

    S7:E9

    A race horse is wanted by fearsome mob boss Mamma Fiorucci, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital, all while Lola's college barbershop quartet tempts her into rejoining and Glenn glues Blake's hands into his latex gloves. VALERIE HARPER and WILL SASSO guest star. Recurring guest star BRIAN HUSKEY also appears.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Michael Showalter

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  10. Childrens Hospital Season 7 Episode 10 - Through the Eyes of a Falcon
    7.0/10(59 votes)

    #10 - Through the Eyes of a Falcon

    S7:E10

    In a "Behind the Scenes" episode, actor Just Falcon (who plays Dr. Glenn Richie) invites the rest of the Childrens Hospital cast to his special photography exhibition, where all of their shocking secrets are revealed.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Childrens Hospital Season 7 Episode 11 - Grandparents Day
    7.2/10(54 votes)

    #11 - Grandparents Day

    S7:E11

    It's "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day" at the hospital. The doctors struggle with their grandparents, whether they're overbearing, trying to kill themselves or are just famous actors.

    Director:Alex Fernie
    Writers:Rob Corddry, Gil Ozeri

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  12. Childrens Hospital Season 7 Episode 12 - Hump Cola
    7.0/10(48 votes)

    #12 - Hump Cola

    S7:E12

    Owen discovers that the fluid in Chief's hump tastes exactly like Coca Cola. Despite Chief's protests, Owen attempts to monetize her "hump cola," while Blake suspects Glenn has an addiction problem and takes him to Nils Vildervaan, professional rehabilitationalimist. MICHAEL SHOWALTER guest stars.

    Director:Danny Jelinek
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Childrens Hospital Season 7 Episode 13 - The Grid, Part One
    7.5/10(53 votes)

    #13 - The Grid, Part One

    S7:E13

    When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.

    Director:Danny Jelinek
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  14. Childrens Hospital Season 7 Episode 14 - The Grid, Part Two
    7.6/10(53 votes)

    #14 - The Grid, Part Two

    S7:E14

    When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.

    Director:Danny Jelinek
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Kids Hospital" is the best rated episode of "Childrens Hospital" season 7. It scored 7.4/10 based on 56 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/22/2016. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "One Million Saved".