7.3/1049 votes#1 - Kids Hospital
Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 1/22/2016
In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns to a life of crime with his brother, Sir Tinklebutton.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.5/1053 votes
#2 - One Million Saved
Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 1/29/2016
A rare disease appears at Childrens Hospital, and the team has to journey into the buried remains of the original Childrens Hospital with Val's alter-ego, Derrick Childrens, to find the cure. Meanwhile, the rest of the doctors desperately try to save the hospital's landmark millionth patient.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 6.8/1045 votes
#3 - Sy's Tenure
Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 2/5/2016
When Sy finally gets tenure, he decides to use its powers for the greatest good: building the world's first consumer jetpack. Elsewhere, Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal, and Owen learns just how hard it is to be the hospital DJ.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.0/1045 votes
#4 - Doctor Beth
Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 2/12/2016
Set four years ago, Nurse Beth's origins are uncovered as we explore the world of the Nurses' Quarters in the Childrens Hospital basement. Beth has to navigate the complex social hierarchy of the nurses and avoid losing their friendship when she suddenly gets promoted to doctor.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.3/1041 votes
#5 - The Show You Watch
Season 7 Episode 5 - Aired 2/19/2016
A look back at an episode of the popular 1950s variety show The Show You Watch, known for its irascible host, hilarious skits and elaborate dances, but mostly revered for its weekly visit to Childrens Hospital, the sketch upon which the present day show is loosely based.
Director: Marco Fargnoli
Writer: Rob Corddry, Megan Amram
- 7.6/1046 votes
#6 - DOY
Season 7 Episode 6 - Aired 2/26/2016
Blake, Lola and Glenn are excited to be attending this year's Doctor of the Year Convention (or DOY) in Vegas. Even though Blake has won six years in a row, Glenn and Lola are determined to win. Owen tags along to visit his mom, with surprising consequences.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.8/1048 votes
#7 - Show Me a Hero
Season 7 Episode 7 - Aired 3/4/2016
When Dr. Cat Black has a crisis of faith, the hospital's resident spiritual leaders fiercely compete against each other to convert her and win a monthly sales prize. Glenn grows frustrated that he isn't getting the respect he deserves for playing second bass in the L.A. punk band X.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.3/1042 votes
#8 - By the Throat
Season 7 Episode 8 - Aired 3/11/2016
After discovering that Childrens Hospital is out of tongue depressors, Owen finds himself embroiled in a dangerous hospital-wide conspiracy that reaches all the way up to Governor Jasper Ruth, the Boss Tweed of Sao Paulo, Brazil. GEORGE WENDT guest stars.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 6.7/1042 votes
#9 - Childrens Horsepital
Season 7 Episode 9 - Aired 3/18/2016
A race horse is wanted by fearsome mob boss Mamma Fiorucci, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital, all while Lola's college barbershop quartet tempts her into rejoining and Glenn glues Blake's hands into his latex gloves. VALERIE HARPER and WILL SASSO guest star. Recurring guest star BRIAN HUSKEY also appears.
Director: N/A
Writer: Michael Showalter
- 6.9/1053 votes
#10 - Through the Eyes of a Falcon
Season 7 Episode 10 - Aired 3/25/2016
In a "Behind the Scenes" episode, actor Just Falcon (who plays Dr. Glenn Richie) invites the rest of the Childrens Hospital cast to his special photography exhibition, where all of their shocking secrets are revealed.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.2/1048 votes
#11 - Grandparents Day
Season 7 Episode 11 - Aired 4/1/2016
It's "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day" at the hospital. The doctors struggle with their grandparents, whether they're overbearing, trying to kill themselves or are just famous actors.
Director: Alex Fernie
Writer: Rob Corddry, Gil Ozeri
- 7.0/1042 votes
#12 - Hump Cola
Season 7 Episode 12 - Aired 4/8/2016
Owen discovers that the fluid in Chief's hump tastes exactly like Coca Cola. Despite Chief's protests, Owen attempts to monetize her "hump cola," while Blake suspects Glenn has an addiction problem and takes him to Nils Vildervaan, professional rehabilitationalimist. MICHAEL SHOWALTER guest stars.
Director: Danny Jelinek
Writer: N/A
- 7.4/1046 votes
#13 - The Grid, Part One
Season 7 Episode 13 - Aired 5/6/2016
When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.
Director: Danny Jelinek
Writer: Rob Corddry
- 7.6/1046 votes
#14 - The Grid, Part Two
Season 7 Episode 14 - Aired 5/13/2016
When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.
Director: Danny Jelinek
Writer: Rob Corddry
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Season 7 Ratings Summary
"Kids Hospital" is the best rated episode of "Childrens Hospital" season 7. It scored 7.3/10 based on 49 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 1/22/2016. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "One Million Saved".