The Best Episodes of Childrens Hospital Season 7

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1. #1 Fan Favorite
   

   7.4/10(57 votes)

   #1 - Kids Hospital

   S7:E11/22/2016

   In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns to a life of crime with his brother, Sir Tinklebutton.

   Director:Alex Fernie

   Writer:Rob Corddry

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   Director:Alex Fernie

   Writer:Rob Corddry
2. 

   7.6/10(58 votes)

   #2 - One Million Saved

   S7:E21/29/2016

   A rare disease appears at Childrens Hospital, and the team has to journey into the buried remains of the original Childrens Hospital with Val's alter-ego, Derrick Childrens, to find the cure. Meanwhile, the rest of the doctors desperately try to save the hospital's landmark millionth patient.

   Director:David Wain

   Writer:Krister Johnson

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   Director:David Wain

   Writer:Krister Johnson
3. 

   6.9/10(52 votes)

   #3 - Sy's Tenure

   S7:E32/5/2016

   When Sy finally gets tenure, he decides to use its powers for the greatest good: building the world's first consumer jetpack. Elsewhere, Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal, and Owen learns just how hard it is to be the hospital DJ.

   Director:Alex Fernie

   Writer:Jim Margolis

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   Director:Alex Fernie

   Writer:Jim Margolis
4. 

   7.2/10(53 votes)

   #4 - Doctor Beth

   S7:E42/12/2016

   Set four years ago, Nurse Beth's origins are uncovered as we explore the world of the Nurses' Quarters in the Childrens Hospital basement. Beth has to navigate the complex social hierarchy of the nurses and avoid losing their friendship when she suddenly gets promoted to doctor.

   Director:David Wain

   Writer:Krister Johnson

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   Director:David Wain

   Writer:Krister Johnson
5. 

   7.5/10(48 votes)

   #5 - The Show You Watch

   S7:E52/19/2016

   A look back at an episode of the popular 1950s variety show The Show You Watch, known for its irascible host, hilarious skits and elaborate dances, but mostly revered for its weekly visit to Childrens Hospital, the sketch upon which the present day show is loosely based.

   Director:Marco Fargnoli

   Writer:Megan Amram

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   Director:Marco Fargnoli

   Writer:Megan Amram
6. 

   7.6/10(52 votes)

   #6 - DOY

   S7:E62/26/2016

   Blake, Lola and Glenn are excited to be attending this year's Doctor of the Year Convention (or DOY) in Vegas. Even though Blake has won six years in a row, Glenn and Lola are determined to win. Owen tags along to visit his mom, with surprising consequences.

   Director:Alex Fernie

   Writer:Megan Amram

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   Director:Alex Fernie

   Writer:Megan Amram
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   7.8/10(56 votes)

   #7 - Show Me a Hero

   S7:E73/4/2016

   When Dr. Cat Black has a crisis of faith, the hospital's resident spiritual leaders fiercely compete against each other to convert her and win a monthly sales prize. Glenn grows frustrated that he isn't getting the respect he deserves for playing second bass in the L.A. punk band X.

   Director:Ryan McFaul

   Writer:Krister Johnson

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   Director:Ryan McFaul

   Writer:Krister Johnson
8. 

   7.4/10(50 votes)

   #8 - By the Throat

   S7:E83/11/2016

   After discovering that Childrens Hospital is out of tongue depressors, Owen finds himself embroiled in a dangerous hospital-wide conspiracy that reaches all the way up to Governor Jasper Ruth, the Boss Tweed of Sao Paulo, Brazil. GEORGE WENDT guest stars.

   Director:Marco Fargnoli

   Writer:Krister Johnson

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   Director:Marco Fargnoli

   Writer:Krister Johnson
9. 

   6.9/10(49 votes)

   #9 - Childrens Horsepital

   S7:E93/18/2016

   A race horse is wanted by fearsome mob boss Mamma Fiorucci, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital, all while Lola's college barbershop quartet tempts her into rejoining and Glenn glues Blake's hands into his latex gloves. VALERIE HARPER and WILL SASSO guest star. Recurring guest star BRIAN HUSKEY also appears.

   Director:Danny Jelinek

   Writer:Jonathan Stern

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   Director:Danny Jelinek

   Writer:Jonathan Stern
10. 

    7.0/10(59 votes)

    #10 - Through the Eyes of a Falcon

    S7:E103/25/2016

    In a "Behind the Scenes" episode, actor Just Falcon (who plays Dr. Glenn Richie) invites the rest of the Childrens Hospital cast to his special photography exhibition, where all of their shocking secrets are revealed.

    Director:Ryan McFaul

    Writer:Jonathan Stern

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    Director:Ryan McFaul

    Writer:Jonathan Stern
11. 

    7.2/10(54 votes)

    #11 - Grandparents Day

    S7:E114/1/2016

    It's "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day" at the hospital. The doctors struggle with their grandparents, whether they're overbearing, trying to kill themselves or are just famous actors.

    Director:Alex Fernie

    Writers:Rob Corddry, Gil Ozeri

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    Director:Alex Fernie

    Writers:Rob Corddry, Gil Ozeri
12. 

    6.9/10(49 votes)

    #12 - Hump Cola

    S7:E124/8/2016

    Owen discovers that the fluid in Chief's hump tastes exactly like Coca Cola. Despite Chief's protests, Owen attempts to monetize her "hump cola," while Blake suspects Glenn has an addiction problem and takes him to Nils Vildervaan, professional rehabilitationalimist. MICHAEL SHOWALTER guest stars.

    Director:Danny Jelinek

    Writer:Michael Showalter

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    Director:Danny Jelinek

    Writer:Michael Showalter
13. 

    7.4/10(53 votes)

    #13 - The Grid, Part One

    S7:E135/6/2016

    When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.

    Director:Danny Jelinek

    Writer:Rob Corddry

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    Director:Danny Jelinek

    Writer:Rob Corddry
14. 

    7.6/10(53 votes)

    #14 - The Grid, Part Two

    S7:E145/13/2016

    When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.

    Director:Danny Jelinek

    Writer:Rob Corddry

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    Director:Danny Jelinek

    Writer:Rob Corddry