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The Worst Episodes of Childrens Hospital

Every episode of Childrens Hospital ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Childrens Hospital!

Worst episode
S6E8 Koontz is Coming
5.868 votes
Best episode
S4E14 Eulogy
8.577 votes
Top season
Season 2
7.8avg
Binge time
16h 56m
91 episodes
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Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 8 - Koontz is Coming
    5.8/10(68 votes)

    S6:E8

    Sy runs himself ragged trying to impress an influential blogger before the big hospital fundraiser gala.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 10 - Nils Vildervaan, Professional Interventiomalist
    6.6/10(53 votes)

    S6:E10

    When Sy's new girlfriend makes significant changes around the hospital, the doctors react with hostility.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Michael Showalter

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  3. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 1 - Five Years Later
    6.9/10(63 votes)

    S6:E1

    Five years after leaving the army base, Owen must re-integrate into a 'normal' life at the hospital.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Childrens Hospital Season 7 Episode 12 - Hump Cola
    6.9/10(54 votes)

    S7:E12

    Owen discovers that the fluid in Chief's hump tastes exactly like Coca Cola. Despite Chief's protests, Owen attempts to monetize her "hump cola," while Blake suspects Glenn has an addiction problem and takes him to Nils Vildervaan, professional rehabilitationalimist. MICHAEL SHOWALTER guest stars.

    Director:Danny Jelinek
    Writer:Michael Showalter

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  5. Childrens Hospital Season 3 Episode 9 - Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts
    7.0/10(84 votes)

    S3:E9

    The doctors go back in time.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Childrens Hospital Season 7 Episode 10 - Through the Eyes of a Falcon
    7.0/10(64 votes)

    S7:E10

    In a "Behind the Scenes" episode, actor Just Falcon (who plays Dr. Glenn Richie) invites the rest of the Childrens Hospital cast to his special photography exhibition, where all of their shocking secrets are revealed.

    Director:Ryan McFaul
    Writer:Jonathan Stern

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  7. Childrens Hospital Season 7 Episode 3 - Sy's Tenure
    7.0/10(57 votes)

    S7:E3

    When Sy finally gets tenure, he decides to use its powers for the greatest good: building the world's first consumer jetpack. Elsewhere, Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal, and Owen learns just how hard it is to be the hospital DJ.

    Director:Alex Fernie
    Writer:Jim Margolis

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  8. Childrens Hospital Season 1 Episode 3 - Episode 3
    7.1/10(152 votes)

    S1:E3

    The Chief calls a staff meeting to discuss Lola's nonexistent brain tumor.

    Director:Rob Corddry
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  9. Childrens Hospital Season 7 Episode 9 - Childrens Horsepital
    7.0/10(54 votes)

    S7:E9

    A race horse is wanted by fearsome mob boss Mamma Fiorucci, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital, all while Lola's college barbershop quartet tempts her into rejoining and Glenn glues Blake's hands into his latex gloves. VALERIE HARPER and WILL SASSO guest star. Recurring guest star BRIAN HUSKEY also appears.

    Director:Danny Jelinek
    Writer:Jonathan Stern

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  10. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 14 - Kick Me
    7.1/10(57 votes)

    S6:E14

    When Blake realizes that the source of his life's pain is the other doctors, he decides to take revenge.

    Director:Paul Scheer
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  11. Childrens Hospital Season 7 Episode 4 - Doctor Beth
    7.2/10(58 votes)

    S7:E4

    Set four years ago, Nurse Beth's origins are uncovered as we explore the world of the Nurses' Quarters in the Childrens Hospital basement. Beth has to navigate the complex social hierarchy of the nurses and avoid losing their friendship when she suddenly gets promoted to doctor.

    Director:David Wain
    Writer:Krister Johnson

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  12. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 3 - We Are Not Our DNA!
    7.2/10(57 votes)

    S6:E3

    Shocking DNA test results cause confusion and chaos among the staff.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 5 - With Great Power . . .
    7.2/10(52 votes)

    S6:E5

    Lola may have a superpower, and Blake and Dori seek parenting advice.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Childrens Hospital Season 1 Episode 1 - Episode 1
    7.3/10(204 votes)

    S1:E1

    Cat breaks up with Glenn, and Lola fakes a brain tumor to dump Owen. Later, they "console" each other. Blake is a sad clown, and Owens ex-partner tries to lure him back to be a cop. American forces raid the hills of Pakistan in search of bin Laden.

    Director:Rob Corddry
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  15. Childrens Hospital Season 3 Episode 7 - Father's Day
    7.3/10(90 votes)

    S3:E7

    Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a transplant procedure.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Childrens Hospital Season 4 Episode 8 - Ladies Night
    7.3/10(84 votes)

    S4:E8

    Single mothers receive discounts.

    Director:David Wain
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Childrens Hospital Season 5 Episode 5 - Imaginary Friends
    7.3/10(66 votes)

    S5:E5

    The doctors rally to save a ward for imaginary friends.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Childrens Hospital Season 6 Episode 13 - Home Life of a Doctor
    7.3/10(64 votes)

    S6:E13

    Glenn returns to Sao Paolo, Brazil, for his family's weekly Shabbat dinner.

    Director:David Wain
    Writer:Rachel Axler

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  19. Childrens Hospital Season 7 Episode 11 - Grandparents Day
    7.3/10(59 votes)

    S7:E11

    It's "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day" at the hospital. The doctors struggle with their grandparents, whether they're overbearing, trying to kill themselves or are just famous actors.

    Director:Alex Fernie
    Writer:Gil Ozeri

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  20. Childrens Hospital Season 1 Episode 2 - Episode 2
    7.4/10(166 votes)

    S1:E2

    Things get tense after Cat sneezed on Lola. Meanwhile, Briggs tries to get Glen back on the police force.

    Director:Rob Corddry
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  21. Childrens Hospital Season 1 Episode 4 - Episode 4
    7.4/10(140 votes)

    S1:E4

    The Chief tries to help a boy who has aged rapidly. Meanwhile, Blake tries to help people via the healing power of laughter.

    Director:Rob Corddry
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  22. Childrens Hospital Season 3 Episode 10 - Munch by Proxy
    7.4/10(90 votes)

    S3:E10

    Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Childrens Hospital Season 3 Episode 8 - Stryker Bites the Dust
    7.4/10(85 votes)

    S3:E8

    The staff receive counseling after the death of Brock Stryker (Rob Riggle).

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Childrens Hospital Season 4 Episode 2 - Staff Dance
    7.4/10(84 votes)

    S4:E2

    Madonna visits the hospital, stunning Owen.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  25. Childrens Hospital Season 4 Episode 5 - Behind the Scenes
    7.4/10(84 votes)

    S4:E5

    The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.

    Director:Michael Patrick Jann
    Writer:David Wain

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Koontz is Coming" is the worst rated episode of Childrens Hospital. It scored 5.8/10 from 68 votes. Written and directed by Unknown, it aired on May 9, 2015. This episode scored 0.8 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Nils Vildervaan, Professional Interventiomalist".

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