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The Worst Episodes of Childrens Hospital

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Childrens Hospital Season 1 Episode 3 - Episode 3
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    #1 - Episode 3

    S1:E3

    The Chief calls a staff meeting to discuss Lola's nonexistent brain tumor.

    Director:Rob Corddry
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  2. Childrens Hospital Season 1 Episode 4 - Episode 4
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    #2 - Episode 4

    S1:E4

    The Chief tries to help a boy who has aged rapidly. Meanwhile, Blake tries to help people via the healing power of laughter.

    Director:Rob Corddry
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  3. Childrens Hospital Season 1 Episode 5 - Episode 5
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    #3 - Episode 5

    S1:E5

    Another doctor tries to use Blake's method: the healing power of laughter.

    Director:Rob Corddry
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  4. Childrens Hospital Season 1 Episode 6 - Episode 6
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    #4 - Episode 6

    S1:E6

    In this very special episode, things are told from the perspective of a visiting doctor from Puerto Rico.

    Director:Rob Corddry
    Writer:Jonathan Stern

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  5. Childrens Hospital Season 1 Episode 7 - Episode 7
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    #5 - Episode 7

    S1:E7

    Glen gets upset about Cat's new boyfriend. Meanwhile, a new doctor may be able to cure The Chief.

    Director:Rob Corddry
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  6. Childrens Hospital Season 1 Episode 8 - Episode 8
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    #6 - Episode 8

    S1:E8

    Blake challenges Nate to a competition where the two doctors must perform surgery using only the healing power of laughter.

    Director:Rob Corddry
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  7. Childrens Hospital Season 1 Episode 9 - Episode 9
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    #7 - Episode 9

    S1:E9

    Blake tells Lola he knows her brain tumor is fake. Meanwhile, Glen tries to get revenge on Cat's new boyfriend.

    Director:Rob Corddry
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  8. Childrens Hospital Season 1 Episode 10 - Episode 10
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    #8 - Episode 10

    S1:E10

    In the season finale Max performs surgery on The Chief and Blake tries to cure Lola's nonexistent tumor.

    Director:Rob Corddry
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  9. Childrens Hospital Season 2 Episode 1 - I See Her Face Everywhere
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    #9 - I See Her Face Everywhere

    S2:E1

    As the new season begins, Cat Black is conflicted about her full term pregnancy, because the father (Nick Kroll) is 6 years old and has advanced aging disease; the doctors remember Lola who still seems to be dead; Chief has more than professional feelings for the new administrator; Glenn cures cancer.

    Director:Matt Shakman
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  10. Childrens Hospital Season 2 Episode 2 - No One Can Replace Her
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    #10 - No One Can Replace Her

    S2:E2

    Cat goes into labor with Little Nicky's baby. Little Nicky's advanced aging disease causes him to take on the tendencies of an old man as the disease begins to kill him. Lola Spratt returns from the hospital to explain that she faked her death, but everyone believes she is a ghost. Blake Downs returns to the hospital, following the failure of his private practice/spin-off. New doctor Valerie Flame takes over narrating duties on the show for Cat Black when complications occur in the birth of she and Nicky's child.

    Director:Matt Shakman
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  11. Childrens Hospital Season 2 Episode 3 - I Am Not Afraid of Any Ghost
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    #11 - I Am Not Afraid of Any Ghost

    S2:E3

    Dr. Maestro asks Dr. Flame to give him a lethal injection so that he can find Dr. Spratt in the spirit world. A creepy EMT wants to show The Chief his "sexy costume.

    Director:Bryan Gordon
    Writer:Rob Huebel

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  12. Childrens Hospital Season 2 Episode 4 - Give a Painted Brother a Break
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    #12 - Give a Painted Brother a Break

    S2:E4

    Dr. Blake's clown brother comes to visit and borrows money from Dr. Blake to pay off his gambling debts, while telling him it's for an operation. A mascot from a local theme park starts suspiciously, repeatedly bringing in children with broken arms for treatment. The hospital is turned into a youth hostel, and Sy gets conned by an attractive young foreign girl.

    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Paul Scheer

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  13. Childrens Hospital Season 2 Episode 5 - Joke Overload
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    #13 - Joke Overload

    S2:E5

    The staff must choose between saving an old black man and a young white kid. Insult comic Jeffrey Ross brings his child into the O.R., but the staff is more concerned with enjoying his humor than treating his child. Two Star Trek nerds dressed in uniforms (one as a Klingon) visit the hospital.

    Director:John Inwood
    Writer:Jason Mantzoukas

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  14. Childrens Hospital Season 2 Episode 6 - The End of the Middle
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    #14 - The End of the Middle

    S2:E6

    An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.

    Director:David Wain
    Writer:Jonathan Stern

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  15. Childrens Hospital Season 2 Episode 7 - Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters
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    #15 - Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters

    S2:E7

    A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.

    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Jonathan Stern

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  16. Childrens Hospital Season 2 Episode 8 - Hot Enough for You?
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    #16 - Hot Enough for You?

    S2:E8

    When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.

    Director:David Wain
    Writers:David Wain, Rob Corddry

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  17. Childrens Hospital Season 2 Episode 9 - The Coffee Machine Paid For Itself
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    #17 - The Coffee Machine Paid For Itself

    S2:E9

    A hip sexy Rabbi (David Wain) arrives and seduces Valerie, angering Glenn; Sy faces a moral dilemma involving a coffee machine; Lola is confused by a mysterious organ in a cooler.

    Director:Bryan Gordon
    Writers:Ken Marino, Erica Oyama

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  18. Childrens Hospital Season 2 Episode 10 - Show Me On Montana
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    #18 - Show Me On Montana

    S2:E10

    "Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.

    Director:John Inwood
    Writers:Diablo Cody, Dana Fox, Elizabeth Meriwether, Lorene Scafaria

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  19. Childrens Hospital Season 2 Episode 11 - You Know No One Can Hear You, Right?
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    #19 - You Know No One Can Hear You, Right?

    S2:E11

    The abortion debate is brought into relief by a visit from a prominent Senator (Ed Begley, Jr.); Owen must decide whether he can treat the 10-year-old who beats him daily; Sy finally faces his alcoholism.

    Director:Ken Marino
    Writers:Rob Corddry, Brian Huskey

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  20. Childrens Hospital Season 2 Episode 12 - The Sultan's Finger - LIVE
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    #20 - The Sultan's Finger - LIVE

    S2:E12

    In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.

    Director:David Wain
    Writers:David Wain, Rob Corddry, Jonathan Stern

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  21. Childrens Hospital Season 3 Episode 1 - Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run
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    #21 - Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run

    S3:E1

    A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.

    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Rob Corddry

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  22. Childrens Hospital Season 3 Episode 2 - Ward 8
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    #22 - Ward 8

    S3:E2

    Briggs (Nick Offerman) goes undercover in the children's psych ward; Blake's ex (Sarah Silverman) resurfaces; and Chief and Glenn share a moment.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Childrens Hospital Season 3 Episode 3 - Black Doctor
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    #23 - Black Doctor

    S3:E3

    Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Childrens Hospital Season 3 Episode 4 - Home Is Where the Hospital Is
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    #24 - Home Is Where the Hospital Is

    S3:E4

    The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Childrens Hospital Season 3 Episode 5 - Nip/Tug
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    #25 - Nip/Tug

    S3:E5

    A pediatric plastic surgeon joins the staffers; Max Von Sydow has a mix-up in the maternity ward; and Glen and Owen try to hunt down a snack.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Episode 3" is the worst rated episode of "Childrens Hospital". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Rob Corddry and written by Rob Corddry, it aired on 12/8/2008. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Episode 4".