8.2/101,791 votesLoading...#1 - Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 1/11/2024
Ted's plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer John up by finding him a new friend.
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Writer: Jon Pollack
8.2/101,633 votesLoading...#2 - He's Gotta Have It
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 1/11/2024
As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity after John learns he is the last virgin in school.
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Writer: Paul Corrigan, Brad Walsh
7.9/102,254 votesLoading...#3 - Just Say Yes
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/11/2024
When Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled.
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Writer: Seth MacFarlane
7.8/101,657 votesLoading...#4 - Desperately Seeking Susan
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 1/11/2024
Blaire convinces Matty and Susan to let Ted act as their marriage therapist. After the session, Ted, John and Blaire encourage Susan to pursue the career she abandoned long ago.
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Writer: Seth MacFarlane
7.7/101,964 votesLoading...#5 - My Two Dads
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/11/2024
Ted and John's plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role. Matty agrees to get a colonoscopy… on one condition.
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Writer: Paul Corrigan, Brad Walsh
7.7/101,782 votesLoading...#6 - Ejectile Dysfunction
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 1/11/2024
Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film. Matty and Susan's disappointing night out leads Susan to question their relationship.
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Writer: Dana Gould
6.7/102,313 votesLoading...#7 - Loud Night
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 1/11/2024
Matty's unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic. A trip to church gets John and Ted wondering about Ted's miraculous origin.
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Writer: Julius Sharpe
The Best Episodes of ted
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It's 1993 and Ted the bear's moment of fame has passed, leaving him living with his best friend, 16-year-old John Bennett, who lives in a...
Genre:Comedy
Network:Peacock
Top Episode Ratings Summary
"Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles" is the best rated episode of "ted". It scored 8.2/10 based on 1791 votes. Directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by Jon Pollack, it aired on 1/11/2024. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "He's Gotta Have It".