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The Best Episodes of ted

Every episode of ted ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of ted!

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It's 1993 and Ted the bear's moment of fame has passed, leaving him living with his best friend, 16-year-old John Bennett, who lives in a working-class Boston home with his parents and cousin. Ted may

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    ted Season 1 Episode 4 - Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles
    8.2/10(2161 votes)

    #1 - Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles

    S1:E4

    Ted's plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer John up by finding him a new friend.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Jon Pollack

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  2. ted Season 1 Episode 7 - He's Gotta Have It
    8.2/10(1967 votes)

    #2 - He's Gotta Have It

    S1:E7

    As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity after John learns he is the last virgin in school.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writers:Paul Corrigan, Brad Walsh

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  3. ted Season 1 Episode 1 - Just Say Yes
    7.9/10(2667 votes)

    #3 - Just Say Yes

    S1:E1

    When Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Seth MacFarlane

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  4. ted Season 1 Episode 5 - Desperately Seeking Susan
    7.8/10(1990 votes)

    #4 - Desperately Seeking Susan

    S1:E5

    Blaire convinces Matty and Susan to let Ted act as their marriage therapist. After the session, Ted, John and Blaire encourage Susan to pursue the career she abandoned long ago.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Seth MacFarlane

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  5. ted Season 1 Episode 2 - My Two Dads
    7.7/10(2344 votes)

    #5 - My Two Dads

    S1:E2