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The Best Episodes of Gene Simmons: Family Jewels

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Welcome to the unconventional family life of KISS front man Gene Simmons. Simmons and actress Shannon Tweed have been happily unmarried for twenty years and have two children, Nick and Sophie. Gene Simmons Family Jewels

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    Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 10 - Uncle Gene Wants You
    9.4/10(17 votes)

    #1 - Uncle Gene Wants You

    S2:E10

    Gene decides to take Sophie to San Diego's Camp Pendleton to help her do some research for a school paper she has to write on the armed forces. After a lot of smack talking back and forth, they are thrown into a few brutal basic training exercises. No one is laughing now.

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  2. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 9 - The Wingman
    9.0/10(11 votes)

    #2 - The Wingman

    S2:E9

    Gene decides to take his business partner's thirty year old nephew out on the town in Las Vegas to help cheer him up after learning about his divorce. Gene soon finds out that getting game isn't as easy as it used to be.

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  3. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 6 Episode 5 - The Demon Does the Holy Land
    8.9/10(20 votes)

    #3 - The Demon Does the Holy Land

    S6:E5

    Gene realizes the importance of spending quality time with family and extends their Israel trip so he can show Shannon and Nick more of his homeland.

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  4. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 4 Episode 1 - Sophie's Sweet 16 (1)
    8.6/10(8 votes)

    #4 - Sophie's Sweet 16 (1)

    S4:E1

    Nick uses his power over Gene to make Sophie's Sweet 16 birthday party turn from low key to an all out blowout party.

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  5. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 8 - Coming Out Party
    8.0/10(9 votes)

    #5 - Coming Out Party

    S2:E8

    Gene plans on making a "Rent-A-Bachelor" charity event his coming out party, but being as he didn't follow the doctors orders he is unable to attend. He sends Nick in his place and the bids go wild. Gene must now find a way to heal himself before he accepts the first ever "Golden Tongue" award at the Adult Video News Awards.

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  6. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 6 - Stir Crazy
    7.4/10(9 votes)

    #6 - Stir Crazy

    S2:E6

    Shannon is finally allowed to come home and ends up driving the kids wild. Gene thinks the doctors don't know what they are talking about and ingores there advise. Nick and Sophie turn to their Aunt Tracy for some help in escaping the madness.

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  7. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 2 - A Bun in the Oven
    7.2/10(9 votes)

    #7 - A Bun in the Oven

    S2:E2

    While Nick, Sophie and Aunt Tracy await the results of Shannon's pregnancy test Gene and fellow KISS band member Paul Stanley serve as the Grand Marshals of the NYC Halloween Parade. After receiving a strange proposition from two groupies, Gene returns home to learn the results of Shannon's pregnancy test.

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  8. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 3 - Gene's Big Mouth
    7.2/10(9 votes)

    #8 - Gene's Big Mouth

    S2:E3

    Gene's suggestion that he and Shannon adopt a child is music to her ears until she learns he hopes the yearlong process will dampen her enthusiasm. While Gene chases his lost precious black book from one end of Manhattan to the other, Shannon plans to teach Gene he should think before he speaks.

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  9. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 4 - Nice Day for a Facelift
    7.2/10(10 votes)

    #9 - Nice Day for a Facelift

    S2:E4

    Our cameras document every moment of Gene and Shannon's dual cosmetic surgeries. We are by their side as they kiss the kids goodbye, get prepped for their procedures and are put under anesthesia.

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  10. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 7 - Snowblind
    7.2/10(9 votes)

    #10 - Snowblind

    S2:E7

    Shannon tries to escape to Aspen for some real R & R, but Sophie talks the rest of the family into heading up their as well. Gene soon learns that Sophie wanted to go up there because of a boy she likes and Gene tries to find out all about him and ends up getting in trouble. Soon he has to be rescues by the mountain's ski patrol.

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  11. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 1 - Under the Knife
    7.0/10(9 votes)

    #11 - Under the Knife

    S2:E1

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  12. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 5 - Face Off
    7.0/10(9 votes)

    #12 - Face Off

    S2:E5

    A very graphical episode of Gene and Shannon's facelifts in which Shannon has to stay in the hospital due to the pain. Nick and especially Sophie can't really handle the initial results of their parents makeover.

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  13. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 1 - Happily Unmarried
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #13 - Happily Unmarried

    S1:E1

    Gene Simmons asked in long time girlfriend's sisters to plan a surprise birthday party for her, while he is in Vegas to attend the opening of a new Hotel.

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  14. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 2 - Next Generation Rock Star
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #14 - Next Generation Rock Star

    S1:E2

    Nick starts his own band and Gene tries to take over. He becomes the manager and is overly critical of everything from clothes to the bands name. He even books a gig too soon for the band. Shannon takes young Sophie to a fashion week in Los Angeles.

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  15. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 3 - The Demon Lives
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #15 - The Demon Lives

    S1:E3

    When Gene doesn't get recognized at the tv studio by a security guard, he is let down. But then he learns that KISS is going to be honored on a TV special in Las Vegas, and his spirits are raised. Shannon wants another kid and won't let Gene attend the special until he helps make that happen.

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  16. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 4 - Driving Me Crazy
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #16 - Driving Me Crazy

    S1:E4

    Gene Simmons makes his daughter take self defense classes because she has started dating. Gene's son Nick is getting his driver license, which Gene didn't get until he was 35, and the two square off in a driving test challenge. The loser will be humiliated in public.

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  17. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 5 - Food Or Sex?
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #17 - Food Or Sex?

    S1:E5

    Shannon and Gene go to a weight-loss spa. Gene is very unhappy to learn that not only is it a weight loss spa, but that he also is in seperate rooms from Shannon and that his food is being rationed. Nick and Sophie are left in control of their Aunt Tracy and things get out of hand quickly.

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  18. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 6 - Sexercise!
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #18 - Sexercise!

    S1:E6

    Its career day at school, and Sophie decided to follow Gene around for the day. Shannon is furious to learn that Gene took 13 year old Sophie to the filming of a sexy exercise video.

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  19. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 7 - The Un-Anniversary
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #19 - The Un-Anniversary

    S1:E7

    Gene Simmons takes the family to New York to visit his mom while he attends a business meeting about a car wash. While they are reminiscing he forgets an important event in Shannon and his life.

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  20. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 8 - Loose Change
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #20 - Loose Change

    S1:E8

    Gene Simmons invests his money into a cattle ranch and ends up losing thousands of dollars because of it.

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  21. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 9 - Fan...tastic
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #21 - Fan...tastic

    S1:E9

    Gene Simmons agrees to a day with his biggest fan, which Playboy Radio sets out to find. Shannon thinks Gene looks corny when he gets all dressed up for his hot date. While Gene is on his date, the family gets rid of his clothes.

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  22. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 10 - Horsin' Around
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #22 - Horsin' Around

    S1:E10

    Gene breaks a date with his daughter to go to Indy and promote his "I Am Indy" campaign. To make up for the slight, Shannon buys Sophie a horse - which they keep at the house.

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  23. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 11 - Gene's Addiction
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #23 - Gene's Addiction

    S1:E11

    The family sees that Gene is overworked and needs to get away. So they force Gene to go on an impromptu vacation.

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  24. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 12 - Shrinkwrapped
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #24 - Shrinkwrapped

    S1:E12

    Shannon and the kids attempt to sell all of Gene's KISS memoriablia from his office. Shannon wins a session with a psychotherapist, but Gene refuses to go.

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  25. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 13 - Behind The Makeup
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #25 - Behind The Makeup

    S1:E13

    Season finale. Shannon has some surprising news for Gene. Shannon also tries to talk Gene into getting a face lift, but he doesn't like the idea. She gives him an idea about starting a tv show about new moms. Could Shannon be pregnant again?

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Best Episodes Summary

"Uncle Gene Wants You" is the best rated episode of "Gene Simmons: Family Jewels". It scored 9.4/10 based on 17 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 5/20/2007. This episode scored 0.4 points higher than the second highest rated, "The Wingman".