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The Best Episodes of Gene Simmons: Family Jewels

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The Best Episodes of Gene Simmons: Family Jewels

Welcome to the unconventional family life of KISS front man Gene Simmons. Simmons and actress Shannon Tweed have been happily unmarried for twenty years and...

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  1. Background image for Uncle Gene Wants You
    9.2/10(17 votes)

    #1 - Uncle Gene Wants You

    S2:E10

    Gene decides to take Sophie to San Diego's Camp Pendleton to help her do some research for a school paper she has to write on the armed forces. After a lot of smack talking back and forth, they are thrown into a few brutal basic training exercises. No one is laughing now.

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    Director:Unknown
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  2. Background image for The Wingman
    8.1/10(11 votes)

    #2 - The Wingman

    S2:E9

    Gene decides to take his business partner's thirty year old nephew out on the town in Las Vegas to help cheer him up after learning about his divorce. Gene soon finds out that getting game isn't as easy as it used to be.

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  3. Background image for Coming Out Party
    7.3/10(9 votes)

    #3 - Coming Out Party

    S2:E8

    Gene plans on making a "Rent-A-Bachelor" charity event his coming out party, but being as he didn't follow the doctors orders he is unable to attend. He sends Nick in his place and the bids go wild. Gene must now find a way to heal himself before he accepts the first ever "Golden Tongue" award at the Adult Video News Awards.

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  4. Background image for Gene's Big Mouth
    7.2/10(9 votes)

    #4 - Gene's Big Mouth

    S2:E3

    Gene's suggestion that he and Shannon adopt a child is music to her ears until she learns he hopes the yearlong process will dampen her enthusiasm. While Gene chases his lost precious black book from one end of Manhattan to the other, Shannon plans to teach Gene he should think before he speaks.

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    Director:Unknown
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  5. Background image for Stir Crazy
    7.2/10(9 votes)

    #5 - Stir Crazy

    S2:E6

    Shannon is finally allowed to come home and ends up driving the kids wild. Gene thinks the doctors don't know what they are talking about and ingores there advise. Nick and Sophie turn to their Aunt Tracy for some help in escaping the madness.

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  6. Background image for Nice Day for a Facelift
    7.1/10(10 votes)

    #6 - Nice Day for a Facelift

    S2:E4

    Our cameras document every moment of Gene and Shannon's dual cosmetic surgeries. We are by their side as they kiss the kids goodbye, get prepped for their procedures and are put under anesthesia.

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  8. Background image for A Bun in the Oven
    7.0/10(9 votes)

    #7 - A Bun in the Oven

    S2:E2

    While Nick, Sophie and Aunt Tracy await the results of Shannon's pregnancy test Gene and fellow KISS band member Paul Stanley serve as the Grand Marshals of the NYC Halloween Parade. After receiving a strange proposition from two groupies, Gene returns home to learn the results of Shannon's pregnancy test.

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  9. Background image for Face Off
    7.0/10(9 votes)

    #8 - Face Off

    S2:E5

    A very graphical episode of Gene and Shannon's facelifts in which Shannon has to stay in the hospital due to the pain. Nick and especially Sophie can't really handle the initial results of their parents makeover.

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  10. Background image for Under the Knife
    6.8/10(9 votes)

    #9 - Under the Knife

    S2:E1

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    6.8/10(9 votes)

    #10 - Snowblind

    S2:E7

    Shannon tries to escape to Aspen for some real R & R, but Sophie talks the rest of the family into heading up their as well. Gene soon learns that Sophie wanted to go up there because of a boy she likes and Gene tries to find out all about him and ends up getting in trouble. Soon he has to be rescues by the mountain's ski patrol.

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    #11 - Happily Unmarried

    S1:E1

    Gene Simmons asked in long time girlfriend's sisters to plan a surprise birthday party for her, while he is in Vegas to attend the opening of a new Hotel.

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    #12 - Next Generation Rock Star

    S1:E2

    Nick starts his own band and Gene tries to take over. He becomes the manager and is overly critical of everything from clothes to the bands name. He even books a gig too soon for the band. Shannon takes young Sophie to a fashion week in Los Angeles.

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    #13 - The Demon Lives

    S1:E3

    When Gene doesn't get recognized at the tv studio by a security guard, he is let down. But then he learns that KISS is going to be honored on a TV special in Las Vegas, and his spirits are raised. Shannon wants another kid and won't let Gene attend the special until he helps make that happen.

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    #14 - Driving Me Crazy

    S1:E4

    Gene Simmons makes his daughter take self defense classes because she has started dating. Gene's son Nick is getting his driver license, which Gene didn't get until he was 35, and the two square off in a driving test challenge. The loser will be humiliated in public.

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    #15 - Food Or Sex?

    S1:E5

    Shannon and Gene go to a weight-loss spa. Gene is very unhappy to learn that not only is it a weight loss spa, but that he also is in seperate rooms from Shannon and that his food is being rationed. Nick and Sophie are left in control of their Aunt Tracy and things get out of hand quickly.

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    #16 - Sexercise!

    S1:E6

    Its career day at school, and Sophie decided to follow Gene around for the day. Shannon is furious to learn that Gene took 13 year old Sophie to the filming of a sexy exercise video.

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    #17 - The Un-Anniversary

    S1:E7

    Gene Simmons takes the family to New York to visit his mom while he attends a business meeting about a car wash. While they are reminiscing he forgets an important event in Shannon and his life.

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    #18 - Loose Change

    S1:E8

    Gene Simmons invests his money into a cattle ranch and ends up losing thousands of dollars because of it.

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    #19 - Fan...tastic

    S1:E9

    Gene Simmons agrees to a day with his biggest fan, which Playboy Radio sets out to find. Shannon thinks Gene looks corny when he gets all dressed up for his hot date. While Gene is on his date, the family gets rid of his clothes.

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    #20 - Horsin' Around

    S1:E10

    Gene breaks a date with his daughter to go to Indy and promote his "I Am Indy" campaign. To make up for the slight, Shannon buys Sophie a horse - which they keep at the house.

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    #21 - Gene's Addiction

    S1:E11

    The family sees that Gene is overworked and needs to get away. So they force Gene to go on an impromptu vacation.

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    #22 - Shrinkwrapped

    S1:E12

    Shannon and the kids attempt to sell all of Gene's KISS memoriablia from his office. Shannon wins a session with a psychotherapist, but Gene refuses to go.

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    #23 - Behind The Makeup

    S1:E13

    Season finale. Shannon has some surprising news for Gene. Shannon also tries to talk Gene into getting a face lift, but he doesn't like the idea. She gives him an idea about starting a tv show about new moms. Could Shannon be pregnant again?

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    #24 - Growing Pains

    S2:E11

    Nick's friends persuade him to move out of the house. Nick decides to check out a college. Sophie, Shannon and Gene go shopping to buy items for Nick to bribe him into staying home. Nick has a terrible experience at the weekend orientation. Sophie asks Nick not to tell their parents about his experience so that his parents will continue to bribe him into staying home.

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    #25 - Master Gene Theatre

    S2:E12

    A look at some hilarious outtakes, Bad jokes, and never seen before couch interviews from season one. Including a few new segments of Gene and the family.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Uncle Gene Wants You" is the best rated episode of "Gene Simmons: Family Jewels". It scored 9.2/10 based on 17 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 5/20/2007. This episode scored 1.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "The Wingman".