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The Best Episodes of Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2

Every episode of Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2!

Welcome to the unconventional family life of KISS front man Gene Simmons. Simmons and actress Shannon Tweed have been happily unmarried for twenty years and...
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Season 2 Ratings Summary

"Under the Knife" is the best rated episode of "Gene Simmons: Family Jewels" season 2. It scored 6.8/10 based on 9 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 3/25/2007. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "A Bun in the Oven".

  • Under the Knife
    6.8/109 votes

    #1 - Under the Knife

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 3/25/2007

    No description available

    Director: N/A

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  • A Bun in the Oven
    7.0/109 votes

    #2 - A Bun in the Oven

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 3/25/2007

    While Nick, Sophie and Aunt Tracy await the results of Shannon's pregnancy test Gene and fellow KISS band member Paul Stanley serve as the Grand Marshals of the NYC Halloween Parade. After receiving a strange proposition from two groupies, Gene returns home to learn the results of Shannon's pregnancy test.

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  • Gene's Big Mouth
    7.2/109 votes

    #3 - Gene's Big Mouth

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 4/1/2007

    Gene's suggestion that he and Shannon adopt a child is music to her ears until she learns he hopes the yearlong process will dampen her enthusiasm. While Gene chases his lost precious black book from one end of Manhattan to the other, Shannon plans to teach Gene he should think before he speaks.

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  • Nice Day for a Facelift
    7.1/1010 votes

    #4 - Nice Day for a Facelift

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 4/1/2007

    Our cameras document every moment of Gene and Shannon's dual cosmetic surgeries. We are by their side as they kiss the kids goodbye, get prepped for their procedures and are put under anesthesia.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Face Off
    7.0/109 votes

    #5 - Face Off

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 4/8/2007

    A very graphical episode of Gene and Shannon's facelifts in which Shannon has to stay in the hospital due to the pain. Nick and especially Sophie can't really handle the initial results of their parents makeover.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Stir Crazy
    7.2/109 votes

    #6 - Stir Crazy

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 4/15/2007

    Shannon is finally allowed to come home and ends up driving the kids wild. Gene thinks the doctors don't know what they are talking about and ingores there advise. Nick and Sophie turn to their Aunt Tracy for some help in escaping the madness.

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  • Snowblind
    6.8/109 votes

    #7 - Snowblind

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 4/22/2007

    Shannon tries to escape to Aspen for some real R & R, but Sophie talks the rest of the family into heading up their as well. Gene soon learns that Sophie wanted to go up there because of a boy she likes and Gene tries to find out all about him and ends up getting in trouble. Soon he has to be rescues by the mountain's ski patrol.

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  • Coming Out Party
    7.3/109 votes

    #8 - Coming Out Party

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 4/29/2007

    Gene plans on making a "Rent-A-Bachelor" charity event his coming out party, but being as he didn't follow the doctors orders he is unable to attend. He sends Nick in his place and the bids go wild. Gene must now find a way to heal himself before he accepts the first ever "Golden Tongue" award at the Adult Video News Awards.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Wingman
    8.1/1011 votes

    #9 - The Wingman

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 5/6/2007

    Gene decides to take his business partner's thirty year old nephew out on the town in Las Vegas to help cheer him up after learning about his divorce. Gene soon finds out that getting game isn't as easy as it used to be.

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  • Uncle Gene Wants You
    9.2/1017 votes

    #10 - Uncle Gene Wants You

    Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 5/20/2007

    Gene decides to take Sophie to San Diego's Camp Pendleton to help her do some research for a school paper she has to write on the armed forces. After a lot of smack talking back and forth, they are thrown into a few brutal basic training exercises. No one is laughing now.

    Director: N/A

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  • Growing Pains
    NaN/100 votes

    #11 - Growing Pains

    Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 6/3/2007

    Nick's friends persuade him to move out of the house. Nick decides to check out a college. Sophie, Shannon and Gene go shopping to buy items for Nick to bribe him into staying home. Nick has a terrible experience at the weekend orientation. Sophie asks Nick not to tell their parents about his experience so that his parents will continue to bribe him into staying home.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Master Gene Theatre
    NaN/100 votes

    #12 - Master Gene Theatre

    Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 6/10/2007

    A look at some hilarious outtakes, Bad jokes, and never seen before couch interviews from season one. Including a few new segments of Gene and the family.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • British Invasion
    NaN/100 votes

    #13 - British Invasion

    Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 6/17/2007

    Gene uses his Rock God status to throw Nick an 18th Birthday he will never forget - a personal tour of London's musical landmarks including The Beatles' Abbey Road Studios. Another family vacation is nearly torpedoed when an overly zealous young exec from Gene's English record label attempts to turn their holiday into a publicity tour.

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  • All Grown Up
    NaN/100 votes

    #14 - All Grown Up

    Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 7/8/2007

    Gene takes Sophie to Paris, France for a photo shoot with a professional photographer. Of course, being his only daughter, Gene makes sure nobody takes advantage of his 14 year old daughter. Meanwhile, Shannon and Nick remain in London, Nick spend the day with a girl friend he made on the earlier episode (British Invasion) and thinks of staying in London for College

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  • Rich Dad
    NaN/100 votes

    #15 - Rich Dad

    Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 7/15/2007

    Gene helps out a mother and son with their strip club while he is in Las Vegas. He rushed home after that to play volleyball with Sophie in a Father/Daughter game she never told him about because she doesn't want to bother him and his busy schedule. Gene thinks she just doesn't want him there and wants to be a proud dad.

    Director: N/A

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  • Alpha Male
    NaN/100 votes

    #16 - Alpha Male

    Season 2 Episode 16 - Aired 7/22/2007

    Sophie wants to go camping with the family on her birhday to prove that she and Sharon are the Alpha Males in the family, not Gene.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Sucker Bet
    NaN/100 votes

    #17 - Sucker Bet

    Season 2 Episode 17 - Aired 7/29/2007

    Sharon and Aunt Tracy are off to the Kentucky Derby and Gene insists on tagging along. A problem at the hotel leaves Gene wishing he would have stayed home. Tracy talks Sharon into betting $100,000 on a horse.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • And They're Off
    NaN/100 votes

    #18 - And They're Off

    Season 2 Episode 18 - Aired 7/29/2007

    In a panic over Shannon's $100,000 bet on a horse she knows nothing about Gene frantically tries to sell her ticket at a discount to anyone he comes in contact with.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Trapped In Paradise
    NaN/100 votes

    #19 - Trapped In Paradise

    Season 2 Episode 19 - Aired 8/5/2007

    Gene, who hates the sun and sand, travels to Turks & Caicos in an attempt to bring an Indy car race there. But as usual, things don't go as planned.

    Director: N/A

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  • Genetopia
    NaN/100 votes

    #20 - Genetopia

    Season 2 Episode 20 - Aired 8/12/2007

    Gene toys with the idea of buying his own island with his own rules and calling it "Genetopia." While Gene is away, Shannon tags along with Tracy as she goes to a speed dating event. Tracy soon learns that the guy she thinks she hitting it off with great, is only trying to get to Shannon, who is after all "happily unmarried."

    Director: N/A

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  • Fact Or Fiction?
    NaN/100 votes

    #21 - Fact Or Fiction?

    Season 2 Episode 21 - Aired 8/19/2007

    In the second-season finale, Gene appears on Adam Corolla's radio show and is challenged to take a lie-detector test to verify his boasts regarding his sexual exploits. Afterwards, he is joined by Shannon for lunch with Hugh Hefner. Gene and Shannon then travel to Las Vegas for her sister's wedding.

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  • It Was a Very Good Year
    NaN/100 votes

    #22 - It Was a Very Good Year

    Season 2 Episode 22 - Aired 8/26/2007

    Recap of Season 2 and deleted scenes.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A