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Welcome to the unconventional family life of KISS front man Gene Simmons. Simmons and actress Shannon Tweed have been happily unmarried for twenty years and have two children, Nick and Sophie. Gene Simmons Family Jewels

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 1 - Happily Unmarried
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    #1 - Happily Unmarried

    S1:E1

    Gene Simmons asked in long time girlfriend's sisters to plan a surprise birthday party for her, while he is in Vegas to attend the opening of a new Hotel.

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  2. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 2 - Next Generation Rock Star
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    #2 - Next Generation Rock Star

    S1:E2

    Nick starts his own band and Gene tries to take over. He becomes the manager and is overly critical of everything from clothes to the bands name. He even books a gig too soon for the band. Shannon takes young Sophie to a fashion week in Los Angeles.

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  3. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 3 - The Demon Lives
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    #3 - The Demon Lives

    S1:E3

    When Gene doesn't get recognized at the tv studio by a security guard, he is let down. But then he learns that KISS is going to be honored on a TV special in Las Vegas, and his spirits are raised. Shannon wants another kid and won't let Gene attend the special until he helps make that happen.

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  4. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 4 - Driving Me Crazy
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    #4 - Driving Me Crazy

    S1:E4

    Gene Simmons makes his daughter take self defense classes because she has started dating. Gene's son Nick is getting his driver license, which Gene didn't get until he was 35, and the two square off in a driving test challenge. The loser will be humiliated in public.

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  5. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 5 - Food Or Sex?
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    #5 - Food Or Sex?

    S1:E5

    Shannon and Gene go to a weight-loss spa. Gene is very unhappy to learn that not only is it a weight loss spa, but that he also is in seperate rooms from Shannon and that his food is being rationed. Nick and Sophie are left in control of their Aunt Tracy and things get out of hand quickly.

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  6. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 6 - Sexercise!
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    #6 - Sexercise!

    S1:E6

    Its career day at school, and Sophie decided to follow Gene around for the day. Shannon is furious to learn that Gene took 13 year old Sophie to the filming of a sexy exercise video.

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  7. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 7 - The Un-Anniversary
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    #7 - The Un-Anniversary

    S1:E7

    Gene Simmons takes the family to New York to visit his mom while he attends a business meeting about a car wash. While they are reminiscing he forgets an important event in Shannon and his life.

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  8. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 8 - Loose Change
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    #8 - Loose Change

    S1:E8

    Gene Simmons invests his money into a cattle ranch and ends up losing thousands of dollars because of it.

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  9. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 9 - Fan...tastic
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    #9 - Fan...tastic

    S1:E9

    Gene Simmons agrees to a day with his biggest fan, which Playboy Radio sets out to find. Shannon thinks Gene looks corny when he gets all dressed up for his hot date. While Gene is on his date, the family gets rid of his clothes.

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  10. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 10 - Horsin' Around
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    #10 - Horsin' Around

    S1:E10

    Gene breaks a date with his daughter to go to Indy and promote his "I Am Indy" campaign. To make up for the slight, Shannon buys Sophie a horse - which they keep at the house.

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  11. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 11 - Gene's Addiction
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    #11 - Gene's Addiction

    S1:E11

    The family sees that Gene is overworked and needs to get away. So they force Gene to go on an impromptu vacation.

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  12. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 12 - Shrinkwrapped
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    #12 - Shrinkwrapped

    S1:E12

    Shannon and the kids attempt to sell all of Gene's KISS memoriablia from his office. Shannon wins a session with a psychotherapist, but Gene refuses to go.

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  13. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 1 Episode 13 - Behind The Makeup
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    #13 - Behind The Makeup

    S1:E13

    Season finale. Shannon has some surprising news for Gene. Shannon also tries to talk Gene into getting a face lift, but he doesn't like the idea. She gives him an idea about starting a tv show about new moms. Could Shannon be pregnant again?

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  14. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 11 - Growing Pains
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    #14 - Growing Pains

    S2:E11

    Nick's friends persuade him to move out of the house. Nick decides to check out a college. Sophie, Shannon and Gene go shopping to buy items for Nick to bribe him into staying home. Nick has a terrible experience at the weekend orientation. Sophie asks Nick not to tell their parents about his experience so that his parents will continue to bribe him into staying home.

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  15. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 12 - Master Gene Theatre
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    #15 - Master Gene Theatre

    S2:E12

    A look at some hilarious outtakes, Bad jokes, and never seen before couch interviews from season one. Including a few new segments of Gene and the family.

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  16. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 13 - British Invasion
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    #16 - British Invasion

    S2:E13

    Gene uses his Rock God status to throw Nick an 18th Birthday he will never forget - a personal tour of London's musical landmarks including The Beatles' Abbey Road Studios. Another family vacation is nearly torpedoed when an overly zealous young exec from Gene's English record label attempts to turn their holiday into a publicity tour.

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  17. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 14 - All Grown Up
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    #17 - All Grown Up

    S2:E14

    Gene takes Sophie to Paris, France for a photo shoot with a professional photographer. Of course, being his only daughter, Gene makes sure nobody takes advantage of his 14 year old daughter. Meanwhile, Shannon and Nick remain in London, Nick spend the day with a girl friend he made on the earlier episode (British Invasion) and thinks of staying in London for College

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  18. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 15 - Rich Dad
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    #18 - Rich Dad

    S2:E15

    Gene helps out a mother and son with their strip club while he is in Las Vegas. He rushed home after that to play volleyball with Sophie in a Father/Daughter game she never told him about because she doesn't want to bother him and his busy schedule. Gene thinks she just doesn't want him there and wants to be a proud dad.

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  19. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 16 - Alpha Male
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    #19 - Alpha Male

    S2:E16

    Sophie wants to go camping with the family on her birhday to prove that she and Sharon are the Alpha Males in the family, not Gene.

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  20. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 17 - Sucker Bet
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    #20 - Sucker Bet

    S2:E17

    Sharon and Aunt Tracy are off to the Kentucky Derby and Gene insists on tagging along. A problem at the hotel leaves Gene wishing he would have stayed home. Tracy talks Sharon into betting $100,000 on a horse.

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  21. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 18 - And They're Off
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    #21 - And They're Off

    S2:E18

    In a panic over Shannon's $100,000 bet on a horse she knows nothing about Gene frantically tries to sell her ticket at a discount to anyone he comes in contact with.

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  22. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 19 - Trapped In Paradise
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    #22 - Trapped In Paradise

    S2:E19

    Gene, who hates the sun and sand, travels to Turks & Caicos in an attempt to bring an Indy car race there. But as usual, things don't go as planned.

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  23. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 20 - Genetopia
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    #23 - Genetopia

    S2:E20

    Gene toys with the idea of buying his own island with his own rules and calling it "Genetopia." While Gene is away, Shannon tags along with Tracy as she goes to a speed dating event. Tracy soon learns that the guy she thinks she hitting it off with great, is only trying to get to Shannon, who is after all "happily unmarried."

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  24. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 21 - Fact Or Fiction?
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    #24 - Fact Or Fiction?

    S2:E21

    In the second-season finale, Gene appears on Adam Corolla's radio show and is challenged to take a lie-detector test to verify his boasts regarding his sexual exploits. Afterwards, he is joined by Shannon for lunch with Hugh Hefner. Gene and Shannon then travel to Las Vegas for her sister's wedding.

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  25. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 22 - It Was a Very Good Year
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    #25 - It Was a Very Good Year

    S2:E22

    Recap of Season 2 and deleted scenes.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Happily Unmarried" is the worst rated episode of "Gene Simmons: Family Jewels". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 8/7/2006. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Next Generation Rock Star".