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Welcome to the unconventional family life of KISS front man Gene Simmons. Simmons and actress Shannon Tweed have been happily unmarried for twenty years and have two children, Nick and Sophie. Gene Simmons Family Jewels

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 13 - British Invasion
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    S2:E13

    Gene uses his Rock God status to throw Nick an 18th Birthday he will never forget - a personal tour of London's musical landmarks including The Beatles' Abbey Road Studios. Another family vacation is nearly torpedoed when an overly zealous young exec from Gene's English record label attempts to turn their holiday into a publicity tour.

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  2. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 14 - All Grown Up
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    Gene takes Sophie to Paris, France for a photo shoot with a professional photographer. Of course, being his only daughter, Gene makes sure nobody takes advantage of his 14 year old daughter. Meanwhile, Shannon and Nick remain in London, Nick spend the day with a girl friend he made on the earlier episode (British Invasion) and thinks of staying in London for College

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  3. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 15 - Rich Dad
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    S2:E15

    Gene helps out a mother and son with their strip club while he is in Las Vegas. He rushed home after that to play volleyball with Sophie in a Father/Daughter game she never told him about because she doesn't want to bother him and his busy schedule. Gene thinks she just doesn't want him there and wants to be a proud dad.

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  4. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 16 - Alpha Male
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    S2:E16

    Sophie wants to go camping with the family on her birhday to prove that she and Sharon are the Alpha Males in the family, not Gene.

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  5. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 17 - Sucker Bet
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    S2:E17

    Sharon and Aunt Tracy are off to the Kentucky Derby and Gene insists on tagging along. A problem at the hotel leaves Gene wishing he would have stayed home. Tracy talks Sharon into betting $100,000 on a horse.

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  6. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 18 - And They're Off
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    S2:E18

    In a panic over Shannon's $100,000 bet on a horse she knows nothing about Gene frantically tries to sell her ticket at a discount to anyone he comes in contact with.

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  7. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 19 - Trapped In Paradise
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    S2:E19

    Gene, who hates the sun and sand, travels to Turks & Caicos in an attempt to bring an Indy car race there. But as usual, things don't go as planned.

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  8. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 20 - Genetopia
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    S2:E20

    Gene toys with the idea of buying his own island with his own rules and calling it "Genetopia." While Gene is away, Shannon tags along with Tracy as she goes to a speed dating event. Tracy soon learns that the guy she thinks she hitting it off with great, is only trying to get to Shannon, who is after all "happily unmarried."

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  9. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 21 - Fact Or Fiction?
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    S2:E21

    In the second-season finale, Gene appears on Adam Corolla's radio show and is challenged to take a lie-detector test to verify his boasts regarding his sexual exploits. Afterwards, he is joined by Shannon for lunch with Hugh Hefner. Gene and Shannon then travel to Las Vegas for her sister's wedding.

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  10. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 2 Episode 22 - It Was a Very Good Year
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    S2:E22

    Recap of Season 2 and deleted scenes.

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  11. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 3 Episode 2 - Liar, Liar Tongue on Fire
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    S3:E2

    Gene ignores the family advice on visiting a doctor, after he wakes up feeling like total garbage, but his mom finally convinces him to go. After seeing several different specialists to find out what is wrong, one of them finally uncovers a serious enough condition that needs treatment immediately. Tracy and Shannon take practice lie detector tests on each other in order to prepare for Gene's big day.

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  12. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 3 Episode 4 - Before the Flood
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    Gene is offered a chance to perform at the Royal Crown Revue in Las Vegas. Now he must learn the songs and perfect his act while a construction crew works next door.

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  13. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 3 Episode 6 - Swinging Gene
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  14. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 3 Episode 8 - Nail Me
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    S3:E8

    Shannon and Tracy are overcharged at an upscale salon, so they decide they want to open their own. Gene is on board with the idea, but takes it a step further. He brings the girls back to the salon that ripped them off and introduced them as the new owners of it and then fires the everyone that used to work their.

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  15. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 3 Episode 13 - Viewer Mail
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    S3:E13

    Gene, Shannon, Nick, and Sophie answer questions sent in by viewers.

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  16. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 3 Episode 14 - Mommy Make-Over
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    S3:E14

    Shannon decides to get a little more plastic surgery and this time takes Tracy with her. Thing don't go quite how they had planned. Meanwhile, Gene gets a surprise when he is asked to appear on the next season of The Apprentice by Donald Trump, while he is the unfortunate one who gets to watch over a recent deeply saddened divorcee.

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  17. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 3 Episode 15 - Gene the Apprentice
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    S3:E15

    Gene is clueless to what Shannon and Tracy have had cosmetically done when he is filming in NY for The Celebrity Apprentice." They do everything they can, which includes Sophie and her cousin Emily secretly hiring a nasty nurse, to help themselves completely recover while Gene is gone.

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  18. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 3 Episode 16 - Gene's Ego Trip
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    S3:E16

    With the help of Jeff Ross, Shannon and Tracy come up with the idea to have Gene "Roasted" to help put his ego back in check and to also raise money for the Wounded Soldiers Foundation.

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  19. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 3 Episode 20 - Power Outage
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    S3:E20

    Gene forgets that he has to babysit his four year old twin nephews, Hunter and Jake, when he comes back home after being on the USS Nimitz for twenty four long, hard hours.

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  20. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 3 Episode 21 - Nick after Dark
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    S3:E21

    Nick's new car gets towed away while he is out in Los Angeles during the middle of the night.

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  21. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 3 Episode 22 - South of the Border
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    S3:E22

    Nick and Sophie head to Mexico, with Gene not far behind them.

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  22. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 3 Episode 23 - Happy Birthday...To Whom?
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    S3:E23

    Shannon and Tracy are left stumped when they can't figure out who the childhood friend is that is having a birthday party.

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  23. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 3 Episode 24 - Raw & Uncut
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    S3:E24

    Gene and the family sit down to share some unseen footage and deleted scenes.

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  24. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 3 Episode 25 - X-Gene
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    S3:E25

    Gene heads of to meet some pro snowboarders as he seeks a spokeperson for his new line of snowboarding apparel.

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  25. Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 3 Episode 27 - Fan Favorites
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    S3:E27

    The Family Jewels team takes to the street to interview fans and give them a fresh new look at their all-time favorite episodes.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"British Invasion" is the worst rated episode of "Gene Simmons: Family Jewels". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 6/17/2007. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "All Grown Up".