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Gene Simmons asked in long time girlfriend's sisters to plan a surprise birthday party for her, while he is in Vegas to attend the opening of a new Hotel.

Happily Unmarried

Nick starts his own band and Gene tries to take over.  He becomes the manager and is overly critical of everything from clothes to the bands name.  He even books a gig too soon for the band.  Shannon takes young Sophie to a fashion week in Los Angeles.

Next Generation Rock Star

When Gene doesn't get recognized at the tv studio by a security guard, he is let down.  But then he learns that KISS is going to be honored on a TV special in Las Vegas, and his spirits are raised.  Shannon wants another kid and won't let Gene attend the special until he helps make that happen.

The Demon Lives

Gene Simmons makes his daughter take self defense classes because she has started dating.  Gene's son Nick is getting his driver license, which Gene didn't get until he was 35, and the two square off in a driving test challenge.  The loser will be humiliated in public.

Driving Me Crazy

Shannon and Gene go to a weight-loss spa.  Gene is very unhappy to learn that not only is it a weight loss spa, but that he also is in seperate rooms from Shannon and that his food is being rationed. Nick and Sophie are left in control of their Aunt Tracy and things get out of hand quickly.

Food Or Sex?

Its career day at school, and Sophie decided to follow Gene around for the day.  Shannon is furious to learn that Gene took 13 year old Sophie to the filming of a sexy exercise video.

Sexercise!

Gene Simmons takes the family to New York to visit his mom while he attends a business meeting about a car wash. While they are reminiscing he forgets an important event in Shannon and his life.

The Un-Anniversary

Gene Simmons invests his money into a cattle ranch and ends up losing thousands of dollars because of it.

Loose Change

Gene Simmons agrees to a day with his biggest fan, which Playboy Radio sets out to find.  Shannon thinks Gene looks corny when he gets all dressed up for his hot date.  While Gene is on his date, the family gets rid of his clothes.

Fan...tastic

Gene breaks a date with his daughter to go to Indy and promote his "I Am Indy" campaign.  To make up for the slight, Shannon buys Sophie a horse - which they keep at the house.

Horsin' Around

The family sees that Gene is overworked and needs to get away.  So they force Gene to go on an impromptu vacation.

Gene's Addiction

Shannon and the kids attempt to sell all of Gene's KISS memoriablia from his office.  Shannon wins a session with a psychotherapist, but Gene refuses to go.

Shrinkwrapped

Season finale.  Shannon has some surprising news for Gene.  Shannon also tries to talk Gene into getting a face lift, but he doesn't like the idea.  She gives him an idea about starting a tv show about new moms.  Could Shannon be pregnant again?

Behind The Makeup

Under the Knife

While Nick, Sophie and Aunt Tracy await the results of Shannon's pregnancy test Gene and fellow KISS band member Paul Stanley serve as the Grand Marshals of the NYC Halloween Parade. After receiving a strange proposition from two groupies, Gene returns home to learn the results of Shannon's pregnancy test.

A Bun in the Oven

Gene's suggestion that he and Shannon adopt a child is music to her ears until she learns he hopes the yearlong process will dampen her enthusiasm. While Gene chases his lost precious black book from one end of Manhattan to the other, Shannon plans to teach Gene he should think before he speaks.

Gene's Big Mouth

Our cameras document every moment of Gene and Shannon's dual cosmetic surgeries. We are by their side as they kiss the kids goodbye, get prepped for their procedures and are put under anesthesia.

Nice Day for a Facelift

A very graphical episode of Gene and Shannon's facelifts in which Shannon has to stay in the hospital due to the pain. Nick and especially Sophie can't really handle the initial results of their parents makeover.

Face Off

Shannon is finally allowed to come home and ends up driving the kids wild. Gene thinks the doctors don't know what they are talking about and ingores there advise. Nick and Sophie turn to their Aunt Tracy for some help in escaping the madness.

Stir Crazy

Shannon tries to escape to Aspen for some real R & R, but Sophie talks the rest of the family into heading up their as well. Gene soon learns that Sophie wanted to go up there because of a boy she likes and Gene tries to find out all about him and ends up getting in trouble. Soon he has to be rescues by the mountain's ski patrol.

Snowblind

Gene plans on making a "Rent-A-Bachelor" charity event his coming out party, but being as he didn't follow the doctors orders he is unable to attend. He sends Nick in his place and the bids go wild. Gene must now find a way to heal himself before he accepts the first ever "Golden Tongue" award at the Adult Video News Awards.

Coming Out Party

Gene decides to take his business partner's thirty year old nephew out on the town in Las Vegas to help cheer him up after learning about his divorce. Gene soon finds out that getting game isn't as easy as it used to be.

The Wingman

Gene decides to take Sophie to San Diego's Camp Pendleton to help her do some research for a school paper she has to write on the armed forces. After a lot of smack talking back and forth, they are thrown into a few brutal basic training exercises. No one is laughing now.

Uncle Gene Wants You

Nick's friends persuade him to move out of the house. Nick decides to check out a college. Sophie, Shannon and Gene go shopping to buy items for Nick to bribe him into staying home. Nick has a terrible experience at the weekend orientation. Sophie asks Nick not to tell their parents about his experience so that his parents will continue to bribe him into staying home.

Growing Pains

A look at some hilarious outtakes, Bad jokes, and never seen before couch interviews from season one. Including a few new segments of Gene and the family.

Master Gene Theatre

Gene uses his Rock God status to throw Nick an 18th Birthday he will never forget - a personal tour of London's musical landmarks including The Beatles' Abbey Road Studios. Another family vacation is nearly torpedoed when an overly zealous young exec from Gene's English record label attempts to turn their holiday into a publicity tour.

British Invasion

Gene takes Sophie to Paris, France for a photo shoot with a professional photographer. Of course, being his only daughter, Gene makes sure nobody takes advantage of his 14 year old daughter. Meanwhile, Shannon and Nick remain in London, Nick spend the day with a girl friend he made on the earlier episode (British Invasion) and thinks of staying in London for College

All Grown Up

Gene helps out a mother and son with their strip club while he is in Las Vegas. He rushed home after that to play volleyball with Sophie in a Father/Daughter game she never told him about because she doesn't want to bother him and his busy schedule. Gene thinks she just doesn't want him there and wants to be a proud dad.

Rich Dad

Sophie wants to go camping with the family on her birhday to prove that she and Sharon are the Alpha Males in the family, not Gene.

Alpha Male

Sharon and Aunt Tracy are off to the Kentucky Derby and Gene insists on tagging along. A problem at the hotel leaves Gene wishing he would have stayed home. Tracy talks Sharon into betting $100,000 on a horse.

Sucker Bet

In a panic over Shannon's $100,000 bet on a horse she knows nothing about Gene frantically tries to sell her ticket at a discount to anyone he comes in contact with.

And They're Off

Gene, who hates the sun and sand, travels to Turks & Caicos in an attempt to bring an Indy car race there. But as usual, things don't go as planned.

Trapped In Paradise

Gene toys with the idea of buying his own island with his own rules and calling it "Genetopia." While Gene is away, Shannon tags along with Tracy as she goes to a speed dating event. Tracy soon learns that the guy she thinks she hitting it off with great, is only trying to get to Shannon, who is after all "happily unmarried."

Genetopia

In the second-season finale, Gene appears on Adam Corolla's radio show and is challenged to take a lie-detector test to verify his boasts regarding his sexual exploits. Afterwards, he is joined by Shannon for lunch with Hugh Hefner. Gene and Shannon then travel to Las Vegas for her sister's wedding.

Fact Or Fiction?

It Was a Very Good Year

As if Gene couldn't be any more pressured with the upcoming lie detector test, but after months of preparing for a big KISS concert, Paul Stanley unexpectedly gets sick and can't go on. Then to add to it, Snippy, Gene's dog, goes missing.

Gene's Best Friend

Gene ignores the family advice on visiting a doctor, after he wakes up feeling like total garbage, but his mom finally convinces him to go. After seeing several different specialists to find out what is wrong, one of them finally uncovers a serious enough condition that needs treatment immediately. Tracy and Shannon take practice lie detector tests on each other in order to prepare for Gene's big day.

Liar, Liar Tongue on Fire

Gene doesn't follow the doctor's orders again, when is released from the hospital. Gene and Shannon go on the Adam Corolla Show so Gene can take his lie detector test.

The Brutal Truth

Gene is offered a chance to perform at the Royal Crown Revue in Las Vegas. Now he must learn the songs and perfect his act while a construction crew works next door.

Before the Flood

Gene's car breaks down while he is driving to a gig in Las Vegas. Now he must deal with desert heat, bizarre fans, and a dead cell phone while he tries to make it to the show on time.

Meanwhile, Shannon, Sophie, and Tracy travel around buying Kiss memorabilia from local fans to replace Gene's treasures which were destroyed in a flood.

Knock, Knock, Who's There?

Swinging Gene

Something's Fishy

Shannon and Tracy are overcharged at an upscale salon, so they decide they want to open their own. Gene is on board with the idea, but takes it a step further. He brings the girls back to the salon that ripped them off and introduced them as the new owners of it and then fires the everyone that used to work their.

Nail Me

Shannon decides that it's time to share all of her home movies that she has been documenting about her their for the past twenty four years.

Shannon B. Demille

Gene runs into a problem that is solved by his intern.

Lil Gene

The history of prostitution gets Gene in hot water with Shannon, when he looks up information on it for a book. An old friend unexpectedly visits Nick, but his girlfriend is not happy about it.

Ladies of the Night

Gene ends up behind bars as he continues his research on prositution. As a result of her internship for a fashion designer, Sophie walks the catwalk during LA Fashion Week.

Sophie Couture

Gene, Shannon, Nick, and Sophie answer questions sent in by viewers.

Viewer Mail

Shannon decides to get a little more plastic surgery and this time takes Tracy with her. Thing don't go quite how they had planned. Meanwhile, Gene gets a surprise when he is asked to appear on the next season of The Apprentice by Donald Trump, while he is the unfortunate one who gets to watch over a recent deeply saddened divorcee.

Mommy Make-Over

Gene is clueless to what Shannon and Tracy have had cosmetically done when he is filming in NY for The Celebrity Apprentice." They do everything they can, which includes Sophie and her cousin Emily secretly hiring a nasty nurse, to help themselves completely recover while Gene is gone.

Gene the Apprentice

With the help of Jeff Ross, Shannon and Tracy come up with the idea to have Gene "Roasted" to help put his ego back in check and to also raise money for the Wounded Soldiers Foundation.

Gene's Ego Trip

In this special hour and a half episode, Shannon attempts to put Gene's ego in check when she volunteers him to be the subject of a roast for national TV. She will not only embarrass Gene, but she will be raising money for a good cause.

The Gene Simmons Roast

Shannon gets wind that Tracy might be eloping to Hawaii with her boyfriend, so she springs into action and hopes that Gene's antimarriage talk can snap Tracy out of it. Instead, Gene bonds with Tracy's boyfriend and then Gene and Shannon end up hijacking their honeymoon.

Shannon to the Rescue

After dealing with Tracy in Hawaii, Gene is in hot water and comes up with the idea to give Shannon the honeymoon they will never have, but that she deserves.

Homeymoon at Last

Gene forgets that he has to babysit his four year old twin nephews, Hunter and Jake, when he comes back home after being on the USS Nimitz for twenty four long, hard hours.

Power Outage

Nick's new car gets towed away while he is out in Los Angeles during the middle of the night.

Nick after Dark

Nick and Sophie head to Mexico, with Gene not far behind them.

South of the Border

Shannon and Tracy are left stumped when they can't figure out who the childhood friend is that is having a birthday party.

Happy Birthday...To Whom?

Gene and the family sit down to share some unseen footage and deleted scenes.

Raw & Uncut

Gene heads of to meet some pro snowboarders as he seeks a spokeperson for his new line of snowboarding apparel.

X-Gene

Shannon is in for a surprise when Gene shows her what he bought in Canada.

Homesick

The Family Jewels team takes to the street to interview fans and give them a fresh new look at their all-time favorite episodes.

Fan Favorites

Gene attempts to find nice guys for Sophie and Tracy before he dashes off to Australia on business.

GeneHarmony

Gene finds himself the unlikely owner of an Australian Rules Football team. Will his affinity for the players get in the way of this losing investment?

Gene Down Under

Nick uses his power over Gene to make Sophie's Sweet 16 birthday party turn from low key to an all out blowout party.

Sophie's Sweet 16 (1)

Sophie's Sweet 16 (2)

Gene is set for a business trip to Memphis and brings along Nick, and he gets to perform at the legendary location in which Bluesman Robert Johnson was said to have sold his soul to the devil.

Memphis Blues

Gene heads to Long Island to visit his mother, and learns that has volunteered his services to host a fire-departments fund raising event, which includes a day of training for Gene as a firefighter.

Fireman Gene

Gene and Shannon venture to New Jersey when Gene's friend Tony asks Gene to be the Godfather of his new grandson. While there, Shannon accidentally causes the wives to rebel against the men and Gene and Tony face an emergency when they realize that Gene needs special permission to be the Godfather in the church.

Godfather Gene (1)

Godfather Gene (2)

Gene receives the honor of being the bell ringer at the New York Stock Exchange. Meanwhile at home, Shannon finds herself drawn towards late-night infomercials.

Economic Stimulus

Sophie and her five hyperactive girl friends want to have a slumber party, which Gene agrees to take charge of once Shannon falls ill. But this will include keeping away a group of horny boys trying to crash the party, and must track down one girl who sneaks off with one of the boys to be alone.

Slumber Party

Carrot Top is volunteered by Gene to crash a bachelorette party being held in Las Vegas. Sophie deals with her cheating boyfriend by putting him through the ringer.

The Night from Hell

In hopes of promoting family togetherness, Shannon guilt's them into participating in a 70's themed murder-mystery party.

Who Dunnit?

Gene lends Snippy to his nephews when their dog passes away, hoping to ease their pain. Now he must find them a replacement dog before they become too attached to Snippy.

Puppy Love

Gene sends Shannon and Tracy to a Wine Country Vineyard in order to ease the tensions with a big investor that he doesn't want to upset.

Grapes of Wrath

Both Nick and Gene get into some embarassing situations that they attempt to hide from Shannon.

Dirty Little Secrets

Nick decides it's time to leave the nest after a foreign exchange student moves in for the summer.

Movin' Out

Gene takes over the role of the family's happy homemaker, after Shannon accepts a role in a movie about the Roller Derby.

Derby Queen

Gene takes care of the daily chores around the house as Shannon recovers from an injury from her Roller Derby accident. Meanwhile, Nick has some out-of-town guests staying in the home.

Fresh Meat

With a week off from working for Gene, everyone finds out what it would be like if he slowed down his schedule and stayed around the house more often. Now the family must devise a plan to show him their appreciation.

Gene the Slacker

Gene does a favor for his Kiss manager by heading off to Nashville to take a up-and-coming but bickering country band under his wing.

Rootin' Tootin' Gene

Nick's band hits a roadblock when all of their gear is stolen moments before their debut gig. Meanwhile Shannon convinces Gene to be social and attend a dinner party that unknowingly has another agenda.

Sex & Rock n' Roll

While Gene is in Japan filming a monster movie, Shannon and Tracy go antiquing and buy a piece of furniture that sends them on a search for its original owner.

Letters Lost

Shannon has a health scare; Gene is torn between being home with his kids and being on tour.

Shannon the Brave

After her trip to the doctor, Gene and Shannon await the results of the Shannon's biopsy. Meanwhile, the two try to keep the situation secret from the kids.

Waiting Is The Hardest Part

Gene tries to convince Shannon that he does not want to make a big deal of his upcoming birthday but is subsequently ignored when Shannon and Paul Stanley decide to throw him a huge surprise party. But the surprise may be ruined when Gene decides to go on a business trip on the day of the party.

The Demon Turns 60

Shannon travels to NY to join the KISS tour and spend quality time with Gene only to learn he has a prior commitment with a journalist. Gene sticks Shannon with his friend and native New Yorker, Tony, to ensure she doesn't take out her anger on his wallet.

Kisstastrophe

Nick finds himself in a similar situation than his father usually is in when he his girlfriend Rose tells him that he no longer spends enough time with her because of his commitments to his band, comic book, and school. Meanwhile, Gene boards a plane to Singapore in the hopes of gaining funding for a KISS Vegas show.

Like Father, Like Son

After 15 years of endless pranks, KISS manager Doc McGhee enlists Shannon to help get Gene back once and for all. While in New Orleans for the annual Voo Doo Fest, Gene is lead to believe that the roadies have gone on strike due to a curse the locals have put on him. They will only resume work if he goes through the necessary steps to cure the “curse” himself.

Gene Gets Punked

Shannon and Tracy host a Tazer Party to promote self defense. Meanwhile Nick spends the day with the son of one of Genes clients and gets wound up in a wild adventure including a girl, surfers, and a high speed chase.

Don't Mess With the Simmons

Gene and Tony go on an adventure in the hopes of securing a deal to manufacture gator skin demon boots. Meanwhile, Nick gets ready to perform with former KISS member Bruce Kulick on the Sunset Strip

Gene the Croc Hunter

Gene attempts to inflate his ego by accepting Mark Burnett’s invitation to compete on “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?” and uses a college marketing class to help him develop ideas for a potential client.

Smarty Pants

KISS plans to tour Australia, but poses problems.

KISSteria

Shannon and Tracy decide to go on a road trip to see KISS play out of state. But things take an interesting turn when they, the kids, and Gene all end up separated with only hours to go before the show.

The Best 100th Episode Ever

Sophie has to create a business as part of a school project and of course Gene wants to offer his experience.

Hunks With Hammers

With some time between tour dates, Gene returns home only to find that Shannon has been keeping busy having a pool house built. The family has to make nice with the neighbors when they learn that all of them must sign the permits for the house to be built legally.

Love Thy Neighbor

Gene goes on the hunt for an animal in the house that only he seems to be able to see or hear. Meanwhile, Sophie has to call in Nick when one of her babysitting jobs gets to be too much to handle

Detroit Rock Mommies

Pest Control

In a twist, Gene tags along with Nick when he goes to promote his new comic book at Comic Con. Meanwhile, Tracy and Shannon try to show that they are still young enough to handle a 5K run.

The Geeks Shall Inherit the Earth

Welcome to the unconventional family life of KISS front man Gene Simmons. Simmons and actress Shannon Tweed have been happily unmarried for twenty years and have two children, Nick and Sophie. Gene Simmons Family Jewels reveals a side of Gene that has remained hidden until now. See the softer side of this metal manic as he balances his rock star life with his role as a dad.

The Best Seasons of Gene Simmons: Family Jewels

The Best Seasons of Gene Simmons: Family Jewels

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5

Season 6

Season 7