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The Best Episodes of George Lopez Season 3

Genre:Comedy
Network:ABC

Every episode of George Lopez Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of George Lopez Season 3!

George raises daughter Carmen and dyslexic son Max with his wife Angie, after surviving a miserable, dysfunctional childhood at the hands of his neglectful alcoholic...
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  • What George Doesn't Noah (1)
    8.5/10(96)
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    #1 - What George Doesn't Noah (1)

    Season 3 Episode 27

    Aired 5/21/2004

    When George discovers Carmen's new boyfriend is cheating on her, he does some snooping to find out who the other girl is. But he is surprised to find there isn't another girl........

    Director: Joe Regalbuto

    Writer: N/A

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  • Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)
    8.3/10(90)
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    #2 - Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)

    Season 3 Episode 1

    Aired 9/26/2003

    George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.

    Director: John Pasquin

    Writer: N/A

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  • The Trouble with Ricky
    8.3/10(75)
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    #3 - The Trouble with Ricky

    Season 3 Episode 14

    Aired 1/23/2004

    When George discovers Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand.

    Director: Joe Regalbuto

    Writer: N/A

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  • Split Decision
    8.2/10(77)
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    #4 - Split Decision

    Season 3 Episode 6

    Aired 10/24/2003

    Powers Brothers Aviation lands a huge government project and decides to let everyone have the day off and party at a bar. But George gets in trouble when he lets slip that Mel went to Vegas with Jack's ex-wife -- while they were still married! Geroge fears his firing, but is surprised to find out that Powers is splitting in two! Problems ensue when Mel offers George a job at the new design plant.

    Director: John Pasquin

    Writer: N/A

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  • Fishing Cubans
    8.2/10(74)
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    #5 - Fishing Cubans

    Season 3 Episode 9

    Aired 11/14/2003

    This year, Angie decides that her and George should just get something cheap and from the heart for their anniversary. This gives Vic an opening to convince George to help him smuggle his brother Ontovio out of Cuba. Meanwhile, Max has a fake birthday party to get free presents.

    Director: John Pasquin

    Writer: N/A

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  • Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?
    8.2/10(73)
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    #6 - Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?

    Season 3 Episode 10

    Aired 11/21/2003

    After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.

    Director: John Pasquin

    Writer: N/A

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  • Mementos
    8.2/10(73)
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    #7 - Mementos

    Season 3 Episode 11

    Aired 11/28/2003

    George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to donate a kidney.

    Director: John Pasquin

    Writer: Dailyn Rodriguez

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  • George Goes to Disneyland
    8.2/10(74)
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    #8 - George Goes to Disneyland

    Season 3 Episode 24

    Aired 4/30/2004

    When Max wins an award at school, Angie says she will take him to Disney World. Finally off for a weekend to go, George attempts to get out of it because of other commitments, but in reality, he just doesn\\\'t want to go and see all the things he missed as a child. Carmen also finds a new guy in Zack Powers. NOTE: This episode featured Mickey mouse logos everywhere and the person who found the most won a trip to Disneyland. See below for more.

    Director: Joe Regalbuto

    Writer: George Lopez

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  • Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)
    8.1/10(80)
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    #9 - Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)

    Season 3 Episode 2

    Aired 9/26/2003

    In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.

    Director: John Pasquin

    Writer: N/A

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  • The Cuban Missus Crisis
    8.1/10(87)
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    #10 - The Cuban Missus Crisis

    Season 3 Episode 3

    Aired 10/3/2003

    Angie discovers that her parents are getting divorced, and George becomes nervous about his marriage when Angie's social life improves.

    Director: John Pasquin

    Writer: N/A

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  • She Drives Me Crazy
    8.1/10(76)
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    #11 - She Drives Me Crazy

    Season 3 Episode 23

    Aired 4/16/2004

    After Benny proves to be irresponsible while teaching Carmen to drive, George reluctantly takes it upon himself with disastrous results.

    Director: Mark Cendrowski

    Writer: N/A

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  • Why You Crying?
    7.9/10(127)
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    #12 - Why You Crying?

    Season 3 Episode 13

    Aired 1/9/2004

    George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school.

    Director: John Pasquin

    Writer: N/A

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  • The Art of Boxing
    7.9/10(69)
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    #13 - The Art of Boxing

    Season 3 Episode 20

    Aired 3/26/2004

    Vic and George prompt Max to take up at boxing at Laila Ali\\\'s school to help him relieve stress. But when he gets a black eye, they must face telling Angie the truth.

    Director: Joe Regalbuto

    Writer: N/A

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  • Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)
    7.9/10(74)
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    #14 - Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)

    Season 3 Episode 28

    Aired 5/21/2004

    George and Angie attempt to convince Carmen to dump Jason when he reveals his interest is only in sleeping with her. Randy attempts to win Benny back with a little help from the Commodores. Max finally reaches his goal and graduates the 5th grade.

    Director: Joe Regalbuto

    Writer: N/A

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  • Feel the Burn
    7.8/10(83)
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    #15 - Feel the Burn

    Season 3 Episode 4

    Aired 10/10/2003

    George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

    Director: John Pasquin

    Writer: N/A

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  • No One Gets Out Alive
    7.8/10(67)
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    #16 - No One Gets Out Alive

    Season 3 Episode 7

    Aired 10/31/2003

    The Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

    Director: John Pasquin

    Writer: N/A

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  • God Needles George
    7.8/10(71)
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    #17 - God Needles George

    Season 3 Episode 15

    Aired 2/6/2004

    George is reluctant to keep his promise to Max when a miracle seems to save the family dog from being put to sleep.

    Director: John Pasquin

    Writer: N/A

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  • Benny and Randy
    7.8/10(74)
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    #18 - Benny and Randy

    Season 3 Episode 16

    Aired 2/13/2004

    George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around so George goes to have a talk with Randy. George sees that Randy really does love his mother, so he tricks Benny into admitting she cares about Randy, but is just afraid he'll run off like George's father. Randy proposes and Benny accepts.

    Director: Joe Regalbuto

    Writer: N/A

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  • George's House of Cards
    7.8/10(74)
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    #19 - George's House of Cards

    Season 3 Episode 21

    Aired 4/2/2004

    When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

    Director: Joe Regalbuto

    Writer: N/A

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  • Bachelor Party
    7.8/10(83)
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    #20 - Bachelor Party

    Season 3 Episode 25

    Aired 5/7/2004

    Amy returns and attempts to break up the soon-to-be married Benny and Randy.

    Director: Joe Regalbuto

    Writer: N/A

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  • Wrecking Ball
    7.8/10(65)
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    #21 - Wrecking Ball

    Season 3 Episode 26

    Aired 5/14/2004

    Still furious about her break-up with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss' car. So when the Powers Aviation factory is vandalized, Benny gets the blame for this too - but it's a crime she didn't commit.

    Director: Don Scardino

    Writer: N/A

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  • Carmen's Dating
    7.7/10(81)
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    #22 - Carmen's Dating

    Season 3 Episode 5

    Aired 10/17/2003

    Carmen begins seeing the most popular boy in school, but when he won't be seen in public with her, George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

    Director: John Pasquin

    Writer: Rachel Sweet

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  • Bringing Home the Bacon
    7.7/10(71)
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    #23 - Bringing Home the Bacon

    Season 3 Episode 8

    Aired 11/7/2003

    With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive <em>quinceañera</em> (15th birthday party). But since Angie is successful with her cosmetics business, she gets to make the financial decisions in the family now-to George's chagrin. Meanwhile, Carmen agonizes over how to tell her boyfriend Jason that she loves him without scaring him away.

    Director: John Pasquin

    Writer: Dailyn Rodriguez

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  • Weekend at Benny's
    7.7/10(65)
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    #24 - Weekend at Benny's

    Season 3 Episode 17

    Aired 2/20/2004

    When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend, to teach them tough love.

    Director: Joe Regalbuto

    Writer: N/A

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  • Dance Fever
    7.7/10(72)
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    #25 - Dance Fever

    Season 3 Episode 22

    Aired 4/9/2004

    After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory party in front of his entire staff in order to gain approval from his mom. Meanwhile, Carmen tries to protect the baked goods she's prepared for the Great American Bake Sale from Max, but neglects to protect them from George.

    Director: Joe Regalbuto

    Writer: N/A

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"What George Doesn't Noah (1)" is the best rated episode of "George Lopez" season 3. It scored 8.5/10 based on 96 votes. Directed by Joe Regalbuto and written by N/A, it aired on 5/21/2004. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)".