The Best Episodes of George Lopez Season 3

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1. #1 Fan Favorite
   

   8.2/10(101 votes)

   #1 - Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)

   S3:E19/26/2003

   George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.

   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Unknown

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2. 

   8.1/10(89 votes)

   #2 - Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)

   S3:E29/26/2003

   In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.

   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Unknown

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   Director:John Pasquin

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3. 

   8.1/10(96 votes)

   #3 - The Cuban Missus Crisis

   S3:E310/3/2003

   Angie discovers that her parents are getting divorced, and George becomes nervous about his marriage when Angie's social life improves.

   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Unknown

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   Director:John Pasquin

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4. 

   7.9/10(92 votes)

   #4 - Feel the Burn

   S3:E410/10/2003

   George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Unknown

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   Director:John Pasquin

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5. 

   7.9/10(89 votes)

   #5 - Carmen's Dating

   S3:E510/17/2003

   Carmen begins seeing the most popular boy in school, but when he won't be seen in public with her, George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Rachel Sweet

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   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Rachel Sweet
6. 

   8.2/10(87 votes)

   #6 - Split Decision

   S3:E610/24/2003

   Powers Brothers Aviation lands a huge government project and decides to let everyone have the day off and party at a bar. But George gets in trouble when he lets slip that Mel went to Vegas with Jack's ex-wife -- while they were still married! Geroge fears his firing, but is surprised to find out that Powers is splitting in two! Problems ensue when Mel offers George a job at the new design plant.

   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Unknown

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   7.9/10(76 votes)

   #7 - No One Gets Out Alive

   S3:E710/31/2003

   The Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Unknown

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   7.9/10(79 votes)

   #8 - Bringing Home the Bacon

   S3:E811/7/2003

   With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive <em>quinceañera</em> (15th birthday party). But since Angie is successful with her cosmetics business, she gets to make the financial decisions in the family now-to George's chagrin. Meanwhile, Carmen agonizes over how to tell her boyfriend Jason that she loves him without scaring him away.

   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Dailyn Rodriguez

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   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Dailyn Rodriguez
9. 

   8.3/10(83 votes)

   #9 - Fishing Cubans

   S3:E911/14/2003

   This year, Angie decides that her and George should just get something cheap and from the heart for their anniversary. This gives Vic an opening to convince George to help him smuggle his brother Ontovio out of Cuba. Meanwhile, Max has a fake birthday party to get free presents.

   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Unknown

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10. 

    8.3/10(82 votes)

    #10 - Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?

    S3:E1011/21/2003

    After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.

    Director:John Pasquin

    Writer:Unknown

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11. 

    8.2/10(82 votes)

    #11 - Mementos

    S3:E1111/28/2003

    George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to donate a kidney.

    Director:John Pasquin

    Writer:Dailyn Rodriguez

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    Director:John Pasquin

    Writer:Dailyn Rodriguez
12. 

    7.7/10(80 votes)

    #12 - Christmas Punch

    S3:E1212/12/2003

    At Christmastime, George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.

    Director:John Pasquin

    Writer:Unknown

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13. 

    8.0/10(137 votes)

    #13 - Why You Crying?

    S3:E131/9/2004

    George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school.

    Director:John Pasquin

    Writer:Unknown

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14. 

    8.3/10(84 votes)

    #14 - The Trouble with Ricky

    S3:E141/23/2004

    When George discovers Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Joe Regalbuto

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15. 

    7.9/10(81 votes)

    #15 - God Needles George

    S3:E152/6/2004

    George is reluctant to keep his promise to Max when a miracle seems to save the family dog from being put to sleep.

    Director:John Pasquin

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:John Pasquin

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16. 

    7.9/10(82 votes)

    #16 - Benny and Randy

    S3:E162/13/2004

    George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around so George goes to have a talk with Randy. George sees that Randy really does love his mother, so he tricks Benny into admitting she cares about Randy, but is just afraid he'll run off like George's father. Randy proposes and Benny accepts.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Joe Regalbuto

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17. 

    7.8/10(73 votes)

    #17 - Weekend at Benny's

    S3:E172/20/2004

    When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend, to teach them tough love.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Joe Regalbuto

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18. 

    6.5/10(148 votes)

    #18 - Jason Tutors Max

    S3:E182/27/2004

    Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

    Director:Unknown

    Writer:Unknown

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19. 

    7.7/10(82 votes)

    #19 - Angie Gets Tanked

    S3:E193/19/2004

    When George and Angie fill in at the dunk tank for a school fundraiser, a student's prank puts Angie in a very embarrassing position. Meanwhile, George becomes fiercely competitive when N.Y. Yankee Kenny Lofton pitches in to raise money for handicapped children.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Joe Regalbuto

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20. 

    8.1/10(78 votes)

    #20 - The Art of Boxing

    S3:E203/26/2004

    Vic and George prompt Max to take up at boxing at Laila Ali\\\'s school to help him relieve stress. But when he gets a black eye, they must face telling Angie the truth.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Joe Regalbuto

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21. 

    7.9/10(83 votes)

    #21 - George's House of Cards

    S3:E214/2/2004

    When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Joe Regalbuto

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22. 

    7.8/10(80 votes)

    #22 - Dance Fever

    S3:E224/9/2004

    After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory party in front of his entire staff in order to gain approval from his mom. Meanwhile, Carmen tries to protect the baked goods she's prepared for the Great American Bake Sale from Max, but neglects to protect them from George.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown

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23. 

    8.2/10(84 votes)

    #23 - She Drives Me Crazy

    S3:E234/16/2004

    After Benny proves to be irresponsible while teaching Carmen to drive, George reluctantly takes it upon himself with disastrous results.

    Director:Mark Cendrowski

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Mark Cendrowski

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24. 

    8.3/10(84 votes)

    #24 - George Goes to Disneyland

    S3:E244/30/2004

    When Max wins an award at school, Angie says she will take him to Disney World. Finally off for a weekend to go, George attempts to get out of it because of other commitments, but in reality, he just doesn\\\'t want to go and see all the things he missed as a child. Carmen also finds a new guy in Zack Powers. NOTE: This episode featured Mickey mouse logos everywhere and the person who found the most won a trip to Disneyland. See below for more.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:George López

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    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:George López
25. 

    7.8/10(91 votes)

    #25 - Bachelor Party

    S3:E255/7/2004

    Amy returns and attempts to break up the soon-to-be married Benny and Randy.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Joe Regalbuto

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