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The Best Episodes of George Lopez Season 3

Every episode of George Lopez Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of George Lopez Season 3!

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    George Lopez Season 3 Episode 27 - What George Doesn't Noah (1)
    8.7/10(116 votes)

    S3:E27

    When George discovers Carmen's new boyfriend is cheating on her, he does some snooping to find out who the other girl is. But he is surprised to find there isn't another girl........

    Director:Joe Regalbuto
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 9 - Fishing Cubans
    8.3/10(94 votes)

    S3:E9

    This year, Angie decides that her and George should just get something cheap and from the heart for their anniversary. This gives Vic an opening to convince George to help him smuggle his brother Ontovio out of Cuba. Meanwhile, Max has a fake birthday party to get free presents.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 10 - Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?
    8.3/10(91 votes)

    S3:E10

    After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 11 - Mementos
    8.3/10(93 votes)

    S3:E11

    George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to donate a kidney.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Dailyn Rodriguez

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  5. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 1 - Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)
    8.2/10(109 votes)

    S3:E1

    George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 3 - The Cuban Missus Crisis
    8.2/10(108 votes)

    S3:E3

    Angie discovers that her parents are getting divorced, and George becomes nervous about his marriage when Angie's social life improves.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 20 - The Art of Boxing
    8.2/10(88 votes)

    S3:E20

    Vic and George prompt Max to take up at boxing at Laila Ali's school to help him relieve stress. But when he gets a black eye, they must face telling Angie the truth.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 23 - She Drives Me Crazy
    8.2/10(90 votes)

    S3:E23

    After Benny proves to be irresponsible while teaching Carmen to drive, George reluctantly takes it upon himself with disastrous results.

    Director:Mark Cendrowski
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 24 - George Goes to Disneyland
    8.2/10(92 votes)

    S3:E24

    When Max wins an award at school, Angie says she will take him to Disney World. Finally off for a weekend to go, George attempts to get out of it because of other commitments, but in reality, he just doesn't want to go and see all the things he missed as a child. Carmen also finds a new guy in Zack Powers. NOTE: This episode featured Mickey mouse logos everywhere and the person who found the most won a trip to Disneyland. See below for more.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto
    Writer:George López

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  10. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 2 - Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)
    8.1/10(98 votes)

    S3:E2

    In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 6 - Split Decision
    8.1/10(93 votes)

    S3:E6

    Powers Brothers Aviation lands a huge government project and decides to let everyone have the day off and party at a bar. But George gets in trouble when he lets slip that Mel went to Vegas with Jack's ex-wife -- while they were still married! Geroge fears his firing, but is surprised to find out that Powers is splitting in two! Problems ensue when Mel offers George a job at the new design plant.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 14 - The Trouble with Ricky
    8.1/10(92 votes)

    S3:E14

    When George discovers Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 13 - Why You Crying?
    8.0/10(140 votes)

    S3:E13

    George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 26 - Wrecking Ball
    8.0/10(82 votes)

    S3:E26

    Still furious about her break-up with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss' car. So when the Powers Aviation factory is vandalized, Benny gets the blame for this too - but it's a crime she didn't commit.

    Director:Don Scardino
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 28 - Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)
    8.0/10(92 votes)

    S3:E28

    George and Angie attempt to convince Carmen to dump Jason when he reveals his interest is only in sleeping with her. Randy attempts to win Benny back with a little help from the Commodores. Max finally reaches his goal and graduates the 5th grade.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 4 - Feel the Burn
    7.9/10(101 votes)

    S3:E4

    George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 7 - No One Gets Out Alive
    7.9/10(87 votes)

    S3:E7

    The Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 15 - God Needles George
    7.9/10(89 votes)

    S3:E15

    George is reluctant to keep his promise to Max when a miracle seems to save the family dog from being put to sleep.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 21 - George's House of Cards
    7.9/10(91 votes)

    S3:E21

    When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 22 - Dance Fever
    7.9/10(88 votes)

    S3:E22

    After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory party in front of his entire staff in order to gain approval from his mom. Meanwhile, Carmen tries to protect the baked goods she's prepared for the Great American Bake Sale from Max, but neglects to protect them from George.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 8 - Bringing Home the Bacon
    7.8/10(89 votes)

    S3:E8

    With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive <em>quinceañera</em> (15th birthday party). But since Angie is successful with her cosmetics business, she gets to make the financial decisions in the family now-to George's chagrin. Meanwhile, Carmen agonizes over how to tell her boyfriend Jason that she loves him without scaring him away.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Dailyn Rodriguez

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  22. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 16 - Benny and Randy
    7.8/10(90 votes)

    S3:E16

    George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around so George goes to have a talk with Randy. George sees that Randy really does love his mother, so he tricks Benny into admitting she cares about Randy, but is just afraid he'll run off like George's father. Randy proposes and Benny accepts.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 25 - Bachelor Party
    7.8/10(98 votes)

    S3:E25

    Amy returns and attempts to break up the soon-to-be married Benny and Randy.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 5 - Carmen's Dating
    7.7/10(100 votes)

    S3:E5

    Carmen begins seeing the most popular boy in school, but when he won't be seen in public with her, George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Rachel Sweet

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  25. George Lopez Season 3 Episode 12 - Christmas Punch
    7.7/10(87 votes)

    S3:E12

    At Christmastime, George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"What George Doesn't Noah (1)" is the best rated episode of George Lopez season 3. It scored 8.7/10 from 116 votes. Directed by Joe Regalbuto and written by Unknown, it aired on May 21, 2004. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "Fishing Cubans".