The Worst Episodes of George Lopez

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   5.0/10(148 votes)

   #1 - Max's Big Adventure

   S1:E44/17/2002

   Benny and George find themselves holding open auditions for workers to replace Jim's position at the factory due to a bar fight, while George decides to prove something to Max when Max insists on George letting him walk to school on his own.

   Director:Lee Shallat Chemel

   Writers:George López, Rick Nyholm

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   Director:Lee Shallat Chemel

   Writers:George López, Rick Nyholm
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   5.0/10(99 votes)

   #2 - Feel the Burn

   S3:E410/10/2003

   George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Unknown

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   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Unknown
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   5.0/10(91 votes)

   #3 - Fishing Cubans

   S3:E911/14/2003

   This year, Angie decides that her and George should just get something cheap and from the heart for their anniversary. This gives Vic an opening to convince George to help him smuggle his brother Ontovio out of Cuba. Meanwhile, Max has a fake birthday party to get free presents.

   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Unknown

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   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Unknown
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   5.0/10(89 votes)

   #4 - Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?

   S3:E1011/21/2003

   After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.

   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Unknown

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   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Unknown
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   5.0/10(90 votes)

   #5 - Mementos

   S3:E1111/28/2003

   George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to donate a kidney.

   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Dailyn Rodriguez

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   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Dailyn Rodriguez
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   5.0/10(85 votes)

   #6 - Christmas Punch

   S3:E1212/12/2003

   At Christmastime, George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.

   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Unknown

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   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Unknown
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   5.0/10(140 votes)

   #7 - Why You Crying?

   S3:E131/9/2004

   George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school.

   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Unknown

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   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Unknown
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   5.0/10(90 votes)

   #8 - The Trouble with Ricky

   S3:E141/23/2004

   When George discovers Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand.

   Director:Joe Regalbuto

   Writer:Unknown

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   Director:Joe Regalbuto

   Writer:Unknown
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   5.0/10(88 votes)

   #9 - God Needles George

   S3:E152/6/2004

   George is reluctant to keep his promise to Max when a miracle seems to save the family dog from being put to sleep.

   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Unknown

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   Director:John Pasquin

   Writer:Unknown
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    5.0/10(89 votes)

    #10 - Benny and Randy

    S3:E162/13/2004

    George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around so George goes to have a talk with Randy. George sees that Randy really does love his mother, so he tricks Benny into admitting she cares about Randy, but is just afraid he'll run off like George's father. Randy proposes and Benny accepts.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown
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    5.0/10(81 votes)

    #11 - Weekend at Benny's

    S3:E172/20/2004

    When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend, to teach them tough love.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown
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    5.0/10(157 votes)

    #12 - Jason Tutors Max

    S3:E182/27/2004

    Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

    Director:Unknown

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Unknown

    Writer:Unknown
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    5.0/10(90 votes)

    #13 - Angie Gets Tanked

    S3:E193/19/2004

    When George and Angie fill in at the dunk tank for a school fundraiser, a student's prank puts Angie in a very embarrassing position. Meanwhile, George becomes fiercely competitive when N.Y. Yankee Kenny Lofton pitches in to raise money for handicapped children.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown
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    5.0/10(86 votes)

    #14 - The Art of Boxing

    S3:E203/26/2004

    Vic and George prompt Max to take up at boxing at Laila Ali's school to help him relieve stress. But when he gets a black eye, they must face telling Angie the truth.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown
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    5.0/10(89 votes)

    #15 - George's House of Cards

    S3:E214/2/2004

    When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown
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    5.0/10(85 votes)

    #16 - Dance Fever

    S3:E224/9/2004

    After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory party in front of his entire staff in order to gain approval from his mom. Meanwhile, Carmen tries to protect the baked goods she's prepared for the Great American Bake Sale from Max, but neglects to protect them from George.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown
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    5.0/10(88 votes)

    #17 - She Drives Me Crazy

    S3:E234/16/2004

    After Benny proves to be irresponsible while teaching Carmen to drive, George reluctantly takes it upon himself with disastrous results.

    Director:Mark Cendrowski

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Mark Cendrowski

    Writer:Unknown
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    5.0/10(89 votes)

    #18 - George Goes to Disneyland

    S3:E244/30/2004

    When Max wins an award at school, Angie says she will take him to Disney World. Finally off for a weekend to go, George attempts to get out of it because of other commitments, but in reality, he just doesn't want to go and see all the things he missed as a child. Carmen also finds a new guy in Zack Powers. NOTE: This episode featured Mickey mouse logos everywhere and the person who found the most won a trip to Disneyland. See below for more.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:George López

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    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:George López
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    5.0/10(96 votes)

    #19 - Bachelor Party

    S3:E255/7/2004

    Amy returns and attempts to break up the soon-to-be married Benny and Randy.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown
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    5.0/10(80 votes)

    #20 - Wrecking Ball

    S3:E265/14/2004

    Still furious about her break-up with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss' car. So when the Powers Aviation factory is vandalized, Benny gets the blame for this too - but it's a crime she didn't commit.

    Director:Don Scardino

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Don Scardino

    Writer:Unknown
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    5.0/10(114 votes)

    #21 - What George Doesn't Noah (1)

    S3:E275/21/2004

    When George discovers Carmen's new boyfriend is cheating on her, he does some snooping to find out who the other girl is. But he is surprised to find there isn't another girl........

    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown
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    5.0/10(88 votes)

    #22 - Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)

    S3:E285/21/2004

    George and Angie attempt to convince Carmen to dump Jason when he reveals his interest is only in sleeping with her. Randy attempts to win Benny back with a little help from the Commodores. Max finally reaches his goal and graduates the 5th grade.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown
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    5.0/10(85 votes)

    #23 - Home Sweet Homeschool

    S4:E410/19/2004

    When Carmen's school refuses to let her back in, the recently laid-off Angie agrees to home school her. But the money cut also forces a postponement of George and Angie's wedding.

    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Joe Regalbuto

    Writer:Unknown
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    5.0/10(78 votes)

    #24 - Prescription For Trouble

    S4:E111/11/2005

    When Carmen asks for birth control, George is immediately angry with her reunited boyfriend Jason. But when Jason informs him it was Carmen's idea, George goes on a search to find out the real story, where the birth control seems to be everyone BUT Jason's idea.

    Director:Gerry Cohen

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Gerry Cohen

    Writer:Unknown
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    5.0/10(80 votes)

    #25 - Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks

    S4:E121/18/2005

    George is nervous to tell Ernie that his new pregnant girlfriend may not have been faithful to him.

    Director:Gerry Cohen

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Gerry Cohen

    Writer:Unknown