A Delinquent's Kid Has Long Neck Hair

Try As You Might to Make a Natural Perm Go Away, It Will Always Return

Flavoring is Best in Small Quantities

The Line Between Tenacious and Annoying Is Paper-Thin

Geezers Carve the Things They Shouldn't Forget into Their Wrinkles

Machines That Pick Up Useless Habits Are Called People

Men Must Live Not Long or Thick, but Hard

Ogres Are Weak Against Tiny Heroes Like the Inch-High Samurai

Bragging About Your Own Heroic Deeds Will Make People Hate You, So Make Others Do It For You

Jump and Power Creep Go Hand-in-Hand

Peace and Destruction Are Two Sides of the Same Coin

Bushido Is Found One Second Before Death