Geezers Carve the Things They Shouldn't Forget into Their Wrinkles

Try As You Might to Make a Natural Perm Go Away, It Will Always Return

Flavoring is Best in Small Quantities

A Delinquent's Kid Has Long Neck Hair

The Line Between Tenacious and Annoying Is Paper-Thin

Machines That Pick Up Useless Habits Are Called People

Men Must Live Not Long or Thick, but Hard

Ogres Are Weak Against Tiny Heroes Like the Inch-High Samurai

Bragging About Your Own Heroic Deeds Will Make People Hate You, So Make Others Do It For You

Jump and Power Creep Go Hand-in-Hand

Peace and Destruction Are Two Sides of the Same Coin

Bushido Is Found One Second Before Death