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The Worst Episodes of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.

Every episode of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.!

The Worst Episodes of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.

Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. is an American situation comedy that originally aired on CBS from September 25, 1964, to May 2, 1969. The series was a...

Seasons5

  1. Background image for The Wild Bull Returns
    5.8/10(63 votes)

    #1 - The Wild Bull Returns

    S5:E12

    South American General Cortez looks up his old friends, and falls in love with Carter's girlfriend Bunny.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  2. Background image for Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow
    6.1/10(61 votes)

    #2 - Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow

    S5:E27

    Carter allows a pet rabbit to escape before he learns that it belongs to a general's son.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Unknown
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  3. Background image for The Feudin' Pyles
    6.2/10(84 votes)

    #3 - The Feudin' Pyles

    S1:E18

    Gomer befriends Branch, a country boy from a neighboring hometown -- until he learns that their two families have been feuding for generations.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  4. Background image for Wild Bull of the Pampas
    6.2/10(65 votes)

    #4 - Wild Bull of the Pampas

    S4:E15

    A Latin American military man plots the overthrow of Sgt. Carter.

    Director:Peter Baldwin
    Writer:Unknown
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  5. Background image for Goodbye, Dolly
    6.2/10(63 votes)

    #5 - Goodbye, Dolly

    S4:E24

    Gomer saves an old horse from the glue factory and tries to hide her at the base.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  6. Background image for A Tattoo For Gomer
    6.3/10(59 votes)

    #6 - A Tattoo For Gomer

    S5:E15

    Gomer's practical joke backfires when Lou Ann appears to like his fake tattoo.

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  8. Background image for A Marriage of Convenience
    6.4/10(63 votes)

    #7 - A Marriage of Convenience

    S5:E7

    A movie star tries to get Carter to marry her -- after Gomer refuses -- in order to avoid being deported.

    Director:John Rich
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  9. Background image for Cold Nose, Warm Heart
    6.5/10(68 votes)

    #8 - Cold Nose, Warm Heart

    S3:E11

    Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy only to find himself competing with it for her affections.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  10. Background image for Go Blow Your Horn
    6.6/10(61 votes)

    #9 - Go Blow Your Horn

    S3:E18

    Carter tries to transfer Gomer to the Marine band.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  11. Background image for And Baby Makes Three
    6.6/10(59 votes)

    #10 - And Baby Makes Three

    S4:E29

    Gomer sneaks a baby onto the base when he babysits for a friend—just as the colonel is due on an inspection tour.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. Background image for Marriage, Sgt. Carter Style
    6.6/10(67 votes)

    #11 - Marriage, Sgt. Carter Style

    S5:E17

    Carter decides that Gomer might not re-enlist if he were married, so he tries to push the private into a quick wedding.

    Director:John Erman
    Writer:Unknown
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  13. Background image for Flower Power
    6.6/10(92 votes)

    #12 - Flower Power

    S5:E26

    Three hippies help Gomer paint a truck for maneuvers, but the results are not standard military camouflage.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Unknown
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  14. Background image for My Fair Sister
    6.6/10(64 votes)

    #13 - My Fair Sister

    S5:E29

    Gomer must escort Sgt. Carter's sister to a dance.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Unknown
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  15. Background image for Gomer, the Privileged Character
    6.7/10(51 votes)

    #14 - Gomer, the Privileged Character

    S4:E17

    Gomer is excused from regular duties for singing rehearsals when he's chosen to perform at a base variety show.

    Director:Peter Baldwin
    Writer:Unknown
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  16. Background image for Proxy Poppa
    6.7/10(55 votes)

    #15 - Proxy Poppa

    S5:E25

    A Marine buddy breaks his leg and Gomer and Carter have to take his expectant wife to the hospital.

    Director:John Rich
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  17. Background image for Gomer and the Night Club Comic
    6.8/10(60 votes)

    #16 - Gomer and the Night Club Comic

    S4:E27

    Gomer tries to help a night club comedian who is about to be fired.

    Director:Unknown
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  18. Background image for How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying
    6.9/10(66 votes)

    #17 - How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying

    S3:E6

    Carter sabotages Gomer's garden by putting vodka in his prize watermelon.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  19. Background image for The Crow Ganef
    6.9/10(66 votes)

    #18 - The Crow Ganef

    S3:E28

    Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief, plundering everyone -- and stashing the loot in Gomer's locker.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  20. Background image for Lou Ann Poovie Sings No More
    6.9/10(62 votes)

    #19 - Lou Ann Poovie Sings No More

    S3:E30

    When Lou-Ann is about to be fired from her job as a nightclub singer, Gomer finds her a job as a salesgirl.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  21. Background image for A Dog is a Dog
    6.9/10(62 votes)

    #20 - A Dog is a Dog

    S4:E19

    Carter and Gomer are assigned to watch the Colonel's German Shepherd, but Gomer loses it.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  22. Background image for The Carriage Waits
    6.9/10(66 votes)

    #21 - The Carriage Waits

    S4:E22

    A department store accidentally sends Gomer a baby carriage.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  23. Background image for Show Me The Way to Go Home
    7.0/10(71 votes)

    #22 - Show Me The Way to Go Home

    S3:E5

    Gomer is accused by a drunk's wife of turning her husband into an alcoholic.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Unknown
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  24. Background image for It Takes Two to Tangle
    7.0/10(66 votes)

    #23 - It Takes Two to Tangle

    S3:E13

    Sgt. Carter learns Bunny was seen with another man.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  25. Background image for One of Our Shells is Missing
    7.0/10(70 votes)

    #24 - One of Our Shells is Missing

    S3:E29

    Carter and Gomer hunt for a live mortar shell which the private lost during practice.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  26. Background image for Sergeant Iago
    7.0/10(55 votes)

    #25 - Sergeant Iago

    S4:E23

    Gomer tries to make Lou-Ann jealous by having Carter tell her he is seeing other women.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Wild Bull Returns" is the worst rated episode of "Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.". It scored 5.8/10 based on 63 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 12/20/1968. This episode scored 0.3 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow".