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The Worst Episodes of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.

Every episode of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.!

Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. is an American situation comedy that originally aired on CBS from September 25, 1964, to May 2, 1969. The series was a...
Genres:ComedyFamily
Network:CBS
Episodes
150
Avg. Rating
7.4
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7.9
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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Wild Bull Returns" is the worst rated episode of "Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.". It scored 5.8/10 based on 59 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 12/20/1968. This episode scored 0.3 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow".

  • The Wild Bull Returns
    5.8/10(59)
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    #1 - The Wild Bull Returns

    Season 5 Episode 12

    Aired 12/20/1968

    South American General Cortez looks up his old friends, and falls in love with Carter's girlfriend Bunny.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow
    6.1/10(57)
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    #2 - Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow

    Season 5 Episode 27

    Aired 4/4/1969

    Carter allows a pet rabbit to escape before he learns that it belongs to a general's son.

    Director: John Rich

    Writer: N/A

  • The Feudin' Pyles
    6.2/10(74)
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    #3 - The Feudin' Pyles

    Season 1 Episode 18

    Aired 1/22/1965

    Gomer befriends Branch, a country boy from a neighboring hometown -- until he learns that their two families have been feuding for generations.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Goodbye, Dolly
    6.2/10(60)
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    #4 - Goodbye, Dolly

    Season 4 Episode 24

    Aired 2/23/1968

    Gomer saves an old horse from the glue factory and tries to hide her at the base.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Tattoo For Gomer
    6.2/10(55)
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    #5 - A Tattoo For Gomer

    Season 5 Episode 15

    Aired 1/10/1969

    Gomer's practical joke backfires when Lou Ann appears to like his fake tattoo.

    Director: John Erman

    Writer: Carl Kleinschmitt

  • Wild Bull of the Pampas
    6.3/10(62)
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    #6 - Wild Bull of the Pampas

    Season 4 Episode 15

    Aired 12/15/1967

    A Latin American military man plots the overthrow of Sgt. Carter.

    Director: Peter Baldwin

    Writer: N/A

  • A Marriage of Convenience
    6.4/10(60)
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    #7 - A Marriage of Convenience

    Season 5 Episode 7

    Aired 11/15/1968

    A movie star tries to get Carter to marry her -- after Gomer refuses -- in order to avoid being deported.

    Director: John Rich

    Writer: Harvey Bullock

  • Cold Nose, Warm Heart
    6.5/10(60)
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    #8 - Cold Nose, Warm Heart

    Season 3 Episode 11

    Aired 11/23/1966

    Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy only to find himself competing with it for her affections.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Go Blow Your Horn
    6.5/10(55)
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    #9 - Go Blow Your Horn

    Season 3 Episode 18

    Aired 1/18/1967

    Carter tries to transfer Gomer to the Marine band.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • And Baby Makes Three
    6.6/10(56)
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    #10 - And Baby Makes Three

    Season 4 Episode 29

    Aired 4/5/1968

    Gomer sneaks a baby onto the base when he babysits for a friend—just as the colonel is due on an inspection tour.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Harvey Bullock

  • Marriage, Sgt. Carter Style
    6.6/10(64)
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    #11 - Marriage, Sgt. Carter Style

    Season 5 Episode 17

    Aired 1/24/1969

    Carter decides that Gomer might not re-enlist if he were married, so he tries to push the private into a quick wedding.

    Director: John Erman

    Writer: N/A

  • Flower Power
    6.6/10(87)
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    #12 - Flower Power

    Season 5 Episode 26

    Aired 3/28/1969

    Three hippies help Gomer paint a truck for maneuvers, but the results are not standard military camouflage.

    Director: John Rich

    Writer: N/A

  • Gomer, the Privileged Character
    6.7/10(48)
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    #13 - Gomer, the Privileged Character

    Season 4 Episode 17

    Aired 12/29/1967

    Gomer is excused from regular duties for singing rehearsals when he's chosen to perform at a base variety show.

    Director: Peter Baldwin

    Writer: N/A

  • Proxy Poppa
    6.7/10(51)
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    #14 - Proxy Poppa

    Season 5 Episode 25

    Aired 3/21/1969

    A Marine buddy breaks his leg and Gomer and Carter have to take his expectant wife to the hospital.

    Director: John Rich

    Writer: Harvey Bullock

  • My Fair Sister
    6.7/10(59)
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    #15 - My Fair Sister

    Season 5 Episode 29

    Aired 4/25/1969

    Gomer must escort Sgt. Carter's sister to a dance.

    Director: John Rich

    Writer: N/A

  • The Crow Ganef
    6.8/10(60)
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    #16 - The Crow Ganef

    Season 3 Episode 28

    Aired 3/29/1967

    Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief, plundering everyone -- and stashing the loot in Gomer's locker.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Lou Ann Poovie Sings No More
    6.8/10(54)
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    #17 - Lou Ann Poovie Sings No More

    Season 3 Episode 30

    Aired 4/12/1967

    When Lou-Ann is about to be fired from her job as a nightclub singer, Gomer finds her a job as a salesgirl.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Gomer and the Night Club Comic
    6.8/10(56)
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    #18 - Gomer and the Night Club Comic

    Season 4 Episode 27

    Aired 3/22/1968

    Gomer tries to help a night club comedian who is about to be fired.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Harvey Bullock

  • How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying
    6.9/10(60)
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    #19 - How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying

    Season 3 Episode 6

    Aired 10/19/1966

    Carter sabotages Gomer's garden by putting vodka in his prize watermelon.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • One of Our Shells is Missing
    6.9/10(60)
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    #20 - One of Our Shells is Missing

    Season 3 Episode 29

    Aired 4/5/1967

    Carter and Gomer hunt for a live mortar shell which the private lost during practice.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Dog is a Dog
    6.9/10(58)
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    #21 - A Dog is a Dog

    Season 4 Episode 19

    Aired 1/12/1968

    Carter and Gomer are assigned to watch the Colonel's German Shepherd, but Gomer loses it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Carriage Waits
    6.9/10(63)
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    #22 - The Carriage Waits

    Season 4 Episode 22

    Aired 2/9/1968

    A department store accidentally sends Gomer a baby carriage.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Third Finger, Left Loaf
    7.0/10(76)
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    #23 - Third Finger, Left Loaf

    Season 2 Episode 2

    Aired 9/24/1965

    Gomer is asked to be the best man at his friend's wedding, then loses the ring the night before the ceremony.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Harvey Bullock

  • Crazy Legs Gomer
    7.0/10(63)
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    #24 - Crazy Legs Gomer

    Season 3 Episode 2

    Aired 9/21/1966

    Carter plans to use Gomer to win the inter-squad competition.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Harvey Bullock

  • Show Me The Way to Go Home
    7.0/10(66)
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    #25 - Show Me The Way to Go Home

    Season 3 Episode 5

    Aired 10/12/1966

    Gomer is accused by a drunk's wife of turning her husband into an alcoholic.

    Director: John Rich

    Writer: N/A