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The Best Episodes of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5

Every episode of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5!

Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. is an American situation comedy that originally aired on CBS from September 25, 1964, to May 2, 1969. The series was a spinoff of The Andy Griffith Show, and the pilot was

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    Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 1 - Car For Sale
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    #1 - Car For Sale

    S5:E1

    Hacker plans to get even when Carter sells his car to Gomer instead of to him.

    Director:John Rich
    Writers:Harvey Bullock, Rick Mittleman

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  2. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 2 - Corporal Duke
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    #2 - Corporal Duke

    S5:E2

    Duke is promoted to corporal, but finds his old reputation getting in his way.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 3 - The Booty Prize
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    #3 - The Booty Prize

    S5:E3

    Gomer and Carter are the victims of the lead boot, the battalion's booby prize.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 4 - The Return of Monroe
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    #4 - The Return of Monroe

    S5:E4

    Lou Ann's old boyfriend visits.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 5 - Just Move Your Lips, Sergeant
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    #5 - Just Move Your Lips, Sergeant

    S5:E5

    The platoon's chances to sing in a movie are almost spoiled by Sgt. Carter -- he can't carry a tune.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Harvey Bullock

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  6. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 6 - All You Need is One Good Break
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    #6 - All You Need is One Good Break

    S5:E6

    Gomer and Carter clash as they vie for an actress.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 7 - A Marriage of Convenience
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    #7 - A Marriage of Convenience

    S5:E7

    A movie star tries to get Carter to marry her -- after Gomer refuses -- in order to avoid being deported.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Harvey Bullock

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  8. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 8 - A Star is Not Born
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    #8 - A Star is Not Born

    S5:E8

    Carter appears in a Hollywood movie, but finds acting harder than he thought.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 9 - Come Blow Your Top
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    #9 - Come Blow Your Top

    S5:E9

    Sgt. Hacker bets Carter that he can't go 24 hours without losing his temper, and then enlists Gomer's aid to win his bet.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 10 - A Little Chicken Soup Wouldn't Hurt
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    #10 - A Little Chicken Soup Wouldn't Hurt

    S5:E10

    Lonely widow Molly Gordon feels old and useless until Gomer and his appreciative buddies eat her wonderful home cooking.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 11 - Gomer, the Perfect MP
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    #11 - Gomer, the Perfect MP

    S5:E11

    Gomer is assigned to guard duty at a back gate of the base and refuses to let Carter pass through.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 12 - The Wild Bull Returns
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    #12 - The Wild Bull Returns

    S5:E12

    South American General Cortez looks up his old friends, and falls in love with Carter's girlfriend Bunny.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 13 - Hit and Write
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    #13 - Hit and Write

    S5:E13

    When Carter scratches a parked car and offers to pay for it, the owner shows up with a bill for a completely demolished fender.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 14 - Two on the Bench
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    #14 - Two on the Bench

    S5:E14

    Carter won't believe that Gomer really knows football star Moose Lewis.

    Director:Gary Nelson
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 15 - A Tattoo For Gomer
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    #15 - A Tattoo For Gomer

    S5:E15

    Gomer's practical joke backfires when Lou Ann appears to like his fake tattoo.

    Director:John Erman
    Writer:Carl Kleinschmitt

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  16. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 16 - Win-A-Date
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    #16 - Win-A-Date

    S5:E16

    Gomer and Carter are contestants on the ""Win-A-Date"" televised program.

    Director:Gary Nelson
    Writer:Harvey Bullock

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  17. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 17 - Marriage, Sgt. Carter Style
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    #17 - Marriage, Sgt. Carter Style

    S5:E17

    Carter decides that Gomer might not re-enlist if he were married, so he tries to push the private into a quick wedding.

    Director:John Erman
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 18 - To Save a Life
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    #18 - To Save a Life

    S5:E18

    Sgt. Carter saves Gomer's life and almost comes to regret it as Gomer suffocates him with gratitude.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 19 - Dynamite Diner
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    #19 - Dynamite Diner

    S5:E19

    Gomer and Lou Ann pitch in to help open a new diner, not realizing the owners are in fact planning to rob the bank next door.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Harvey Bullock

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  20. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 20 - Freddy's Friendly Computer
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    #20 - Freddy's Friendly Computer

    S5:E20

    Gomer and Carter again fall prey to con man ""Friendly Freddy,"" now running a computer dating service.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 21 - Gomer Maneuvers
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    #21 - Gomer Maneuvers

    S5:E21

    Gomer inadvertently reveals the position of his platoon to the ""enemy"" during camp maneuvers.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 22 - Gomer Tends A Sick Kat
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    #22 - Gomer Tends A Sick Kat

    S5:E22

    Gomer overhears a conversation about Bunny's sick cat and jumps to the conclusion that it's Sgt. Carter who is critically ill.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 23 - I'm Always Chasing Gomers
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    #23 - I'm Always Chasing Gomers

    S5:E23

    Carter decides he must get away from Gomer to avoid a nervous breakdown, but continues to be haunted by him.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Carl Kleinschmitt

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  24. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 24 - The Short Voyage Home
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    #24 - The Short Voyage Home

    S5:E24

    Carter takes charge of Gomer's life savings for safekeeping and has his pocket picked by a little old lady.

    Director:George Tyne
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 5 Episode 25 - Proxy Poppa
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    #25 - Proxy Poppa

    S5:E25

    A Marine buddy breaks his leg and Gomer and Carter have to take his expectant wife to the hospital.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Harvey Bullock

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Season 5 Ratings Summary

"Car For Sale" is the best rated episode of "Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C." season 5. It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by John Rich and written by Harvey Bullock, Rick Mittleman, it aired on 9/27/1968. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Corporal Duke".