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The Best Episodes of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3

Every episode of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3!

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Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. is an American situation comedy that originally aired on CBS from September 25, 1964, to May 2, 1969. The series was a spinoff of The Andy Griffith Show, and the pilot was

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 1 - Lies, Lies, Lies
    7.7/10(91 votes)

    #1 - Lies, Lies, Lies

    S3:E1

    Gomer tries to convince his friends that a movie star has invited them all to a barbecue at her house.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 2 - Crazy Legs Gomer
    7.1/10(74 votes)

    #2 - Crazy Legs Gomer

    S3:E2

    Carter plans to use Gomer to win the inter-squad competition.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Harvey Bullock

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  3. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 3 - Gomer the Carrier
    7.6/10(66 votes)

    #3 - Gomer the Carrier

    S3:E3

    Gomer and Carter are the only ones who don't come down with German measles.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 4 - Caution: Low Overhead
    7.9/10(74 votes)

    #4 - Caution: Low Overhead

    S3:E4

    Sgt. Carter sets out to expose a fraud by proving to Gomer that the man who sold him a cheap watch is a crook.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 5 - Show Me The Way to Go Home
    7.2/10(72 votes)

    #5 - Show Me The Way to Go Home

    S3:E5

    Gomer is accused by a drunk's wife of turning her husband into an alcoholic.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 6 - How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying
    7.0/10(67 votes)

    #6 - How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying

    S3:E6

    Carter sabotages Gomer's garden by putting vodka in his prize watermelon.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 7 - Gomer and the Little Men From Outer Space
    7.1/10(90 votes)

    #7 - Gomer and the Little Men From Outer Space

    S3:E7

    Carter sends Gomer to a psychiatrist when he claims he has seen men from outer space.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 8 - The Borrowed Car
    7.8/10(75 votes)

    #8 - The Borrowed Car

    S3:E8

    Gomer is arrested after wrecking Sgt. Carter's car.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Harvey Bullock

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  9. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 9 - Gomer Pyle, Super Chef
    7.5/10(68 votes)

    #9 - Gomer Pyle, Super Chef

    S3:E9

    Carter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook a meal.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 10 - Marry Me, Marry Me
    7.3/10(85 votes)

    #10 - Marry Me, Marry Me

    S3:E10

    Gomer dates a girl with similar interests, then discovers that she considers them engaged after the first date.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Carl Kleinschmitt

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  11. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 11 - Cold Nose, Warm Heart
    6.6/10(69 votes)

    #11 - Cold Nose, Warm Heart

    S3:E11

    Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy only to find himself competing with it for her affections.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 12 - Follow That Car
    7.9/10(74 votes)

    #12 - Follow That Car

    S3:E12

    Gomer and Carter are captured by smugglers.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 13 - It Takes Two to Tangle
    7.2/10(67 votes)

    #13 - It Takes Two to Tangle

    S3:E13

    Sgt. Carter learns Bunny was seen with another man.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 14 - Whither the Weather
    7.9/10(71 votes)

    #14 - Whither the Weather

    S3:E14

    Gomer can predict the weather better than the weather bureau.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 15 - Love's Old Sweet Song
    7.6/10(68 votes)

    #15 - Love's Old Sweet Song

    S3:E15

    A songstress applauds Gomer's song with a kiss.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 16 - Gomer the Recruiter
    7.8/10(69 votes)

    #16 - Gomer the Recruiter

    S3:E16

    Gomer unwittingly signs up a fugitive bank robber as a new recruit.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 17 - The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle
    8.3/10(96 votes)

    #17 - The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle

    S3:E17

    Carter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach; then tries to meet the beauties Gomer appeared with in a magazine.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 18 - Go Blow Your Horn
    6.7/10(62 votes)

    #18 - Go Blow Your Horn

    S3:E18

    Carter tries to transfer Gomer to the Marine band.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 19 - You Bet Your Won Ton
    7.8/10(79 votes)

    #19 - You Bet Your Won Ton

    S3:E19

    Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, not knowing it is a front for a gambling operation.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 20 - Sue The Pants Off 'Em
    7.6/10(73 votes)

    #20 - Sue The Pants Off 'Em

    S3:E20

    Two shyster lawyers try to get Gomer and Carter to file a false damage suit after a near miss from an automobile.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 21 - Gomer the Card Shark
    8.1/10(75 votes)

    #21 - Gomer the Card Shark

    S3:E21

    Carter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card cheat.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 22 - To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist
    7.5/10(70 votes)

    #22 - To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist

    S3:E22

    Sgt. Carter attempts to keep Gomer from re-enlisting.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 23 - Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again
    7.6/10(73 votes)

    #23 - Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again

    S3:E23

    The Marine's favorite nightclub singer returns: Lou-Ann Poovie, who looks like a dream and sings like a nightmare. Sgt. Carter fights for her favors with two rivals -- Gomer and Duke.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 24 - Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend
    8.7/10(95 votes)

    #24 - Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend

    S3:E24

    Gomer's love for Welsh rarebit causes him to sleepwalk -- and to tell off Carter.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 25 - Sing a Song of Papa
    7.6/10(76 votes)

    #25 - Sing a Song of Papa

    S3:E25

    A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Lies, Lies, Lies" is the best rated episode of "Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C." season 3. It scored 7.7/10 based on 91 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/14/1966. This episode is rated 0.6 points higher than the second-best, "Crazy Legs Gomer".