7.5/1080 votes#1 - Lies, Lies, Lies
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/14/1966
Gomer tries to convince his friends that a movie star has invited them all to a barbecue at her house.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/1063 votes#2 - Crazy Legs Gomer
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 9/21/1966
Carter plans to use Gomer to win the inter-squad competition.
Director: N/A
Writer: Harvey Bullock
7.5/1059 votes#3 - Gomer the Carrier
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 9/28/1966
Gomer and Carter are the only ones who don't come down with German measles.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.6/1066 votes#4 - Caution: Low Overhead
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 10/5/1966
Sgt. Carter sets out to expose a fraud by proving to Gomer that the man who sold him a cheap watch is a crook.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/1066 votes#5 - Show Me The Way to Go Home
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 10/12/1966
Gomer is accused by a drunk's wife of turning her husband into an alcoholic.
Director: John Rich
Writer: N/A
6.9/1060 votes#6 - How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 10/19/1966
Carter sabotages Gomer's garden by putting vodka in his prize watermelon.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/1081 votes#7 - Gomer and the Little Men From Outer Space
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 10/26/1966
Carter sends Gomer to a psychiatrist when he claims he has seen men from outer space.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.8/1067 votes#8 - The Borrowed Car
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 11/2/1966
Gomer is arrested after wrecking Sgt. Carter's car.
Director: N/A
Writer: Harvey Bullock
7.3/1062 votes#9 - Gomer Pyle, Super Chef
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 11/9/1966
Carter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook a meal.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.1/1074 votes#10 - Marry Me, Marry Me
Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 11/16/1966
Gomer dates a girl with similar interests, then discovers that she considers them engaged after the first date.
Director: N/A
Writer: Carl Kleinschmitt
6.5/1060 votes#11 - Cold Nose, Warm Heart
Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 11/23/1966
Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy only to find himself competing with it for her affections.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.8/1066 votes#12 - Follow That Car
Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 11/30/1966
Gomer and Carter are captured by smugglers.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/1060 votes#13 - It Takes Two to Tangle
Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 12/14/1966
Sgt. Carter learns Bunny was seen with another man.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.7/1061 votes#14 - Whither the Weather
Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 12/21/1966
Gomer can predict the weather better than the weather bureau.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.3/1058 votes#15 - Love's Old Sweet Song
Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 12/28/1966
A songstress applauds Gomer's song with a kiss.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.6/1059 votes#16 - Gomer the Recruiter
Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 1/4/1967
Gomer unwittingly signs up a fugitive bank robber as a new recruit.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.1/1084 votes#17 - The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle
Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 1/11/1967
Carter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach; then tries to meet the beauties Gomer appeared with in a magazine.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.5/1055 votes#18 - Go Blow Your Horn
Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 1/18/1967
Carter tries to transfer Gomer to the Marine band.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.6/1066 votes#19 - You Bet Your Won Ton
Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 1/25/1967
Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, not knowing it is a front for a gambling operation.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.4/1064 votes#20 - Sue The Pants Off 'Em
Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 2/1/1967
Two shyster lawyers try to get Gomer and Carter to file a false damage suit after a near miss from an automobile.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.7/1061 votes#21 - Gomer the Card Shark
Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 2/8/1967
Carter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card cheat.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.2/1059 votes#22 - To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist
Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 2/15/1967
Sgt. Carter attempts to keep Gomer from re-enlisting.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.2/1060 votes#23 - Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again
Season 3 Episode 23 - Aired 2/22/1967
The Marine's favorite nightclub singer returns: Lou-Ann Poovie, who looks like a dream and sings like a nightmare. Sgt. Carter fights for her favors with two rivals -- Gomer and Duke.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.3/1078 votes#24 - Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend
Season 3 Episode 24 - Aired 3/1/1967
Gomer's love for Welsh rarebit causes him to sleepwalk -- and to tell off Carter.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.4/1063 votes#25 - Sing a Song of Papa
Season 3 Episode 25 - Aired 3/8/1967
A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
The Best Episodes of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3
Every episode of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3!
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. is an American situation comedy that originally aired on CBS from September 25, 1964, to May 2, 1969. The series was a...
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Season 3 Ratings Summary
"Lies, Lies, Lies" is the best rated episode of "Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C." season 3. It scored 7.5/10 based on 80 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 9/14/1966. This episode is rated 0.5 points higher than the second-best, "Crazy Legs Gomer".