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The Best Episodes of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3

Every episode of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3!

Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. is an American situation comedy that originally aired on CBS from September 25, 1964, to May 2, 1969. The series was a spinoff of The Andy Griffith Show, and the pilot was

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 1 - Lies, Lies, Lies
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    #1 - Lies, Lies, Lies

    S3:E1

    Gomer tries to convince his friends that a movie star has invited them all to a barbecue at her house.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 2 - Crazy Legs Gomer
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    #2 - Crazy Legs Gomer

    S3:E2

    Carter plans to use Gomer to win the inter-squad competition.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Harvey Bullock

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  3. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 3 - Gomer the Carrier
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    #3 - Gomer the Carrier

    S3:E3

    Gomer and Carter are the only ones who don't come down with German measles.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 4 - Caution: Low Overhead
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    #4 - Caution: Low Overhead

    S3:E4

    Sgt. Carter sets out to expose a fraud by proving to Gomer that the man who sold him a cheap watch is a crook.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 5 - Show Me The Way to Go Home
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    #5 - Show Me The Way to Go Home

    S3:E5

    Gomer is accused by a drunk's wife of turning her husband into an alcoholic.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 6 - How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying
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    #6 - How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying

    S3:E6

    Carter sabotages Gomer's garden by putting vodka in his prize watermelon.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 7 - Gomer and the Little Men From Outer Space
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    #7 - Gomer and the Little Men From Outer Space

    S3:E7

    Carter sends Gomer to a psychiatrist when he claims he has seen men from outer space.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 8 - The Borrowed Car
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    #8 - The Borrowed Car

    S3:E8

    Gomer is arrested after wrecking Sgt. Carter's car.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Harvey Bullock

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  9. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 9 - Gomer Pyle, Super Chef
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    #9 - Gomer Pyle, Super Chef

    S3:E9

    Carter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook a meal.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 10 - Marry Me, Marry Me
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    #10 - Marry Me, Marry Me

    S3:E10

    Gomer dates a girl with similar interests, then discovers that she considers them engaged after the first date.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Carl Kleinschmitt

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  11. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 11 - Cold Nose, Warm Heart
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    #11 - Cold Nose, Warm Heart

    S3:E11

    Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy only to find himself competing with it for her affections.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 12 - Follow That Car
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    #12 - Follow That Car

    S3:E12

    Gomer and Carter are captured by smugglers.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 13 - It Takes Two to Tangle
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    #13 - It Takes Two to Tangle

    S3:E13

    Sgt. Carter learns Bunny was seen with another man.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 14 - Whither the Weather
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    #14 - Whither the Weather

    S3:E14

    Gomer can predict the weather better than the weather bureau.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 15 - Love's Old Sweet Song
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    #15 - Love's Old Sweet Song

    S3:E15

    A songstress applauds Gomer's song with a kiss.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 16 - Gomer the Recruiter
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    #16 - Gomer the Recruiter

    S3:E16

    Gomer unwittingly signs up a fugitive bank robber as a new recruit.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 17 - The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle
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    #17 - The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle

    S3:E17

    Carter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach; then tries to meet the beauties Gomer appeared with in a magazine.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 18 - Go Blow Your Horn
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    #18 - Go Blow Your Horn

    S3:E18

    Carter tries to transfer Gomer to the Marine band.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 19 - You Bet Your Won Ton
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    #19 - You Bet Your Won Ton

    S3:E19

    Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, not knowing it is a front for a gambling operation.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 20 - Sue The Pants Off 'Em
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    #20 - Sue The Pants Off 'Em

    S3:E20

    Two shyster lawyers try to get Gomer and Carter to file a false damage suit after a near miss from an automobile.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 21 - Gomer the Card Shark
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    #21 - Gomer the Card Shark

    S3:E21

    Carter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card cheat.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 22 - To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist
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    #22 - To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist

    S3:E22

    Sgt. Carter attempts to keep Gomer from re-enlisting.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 23 - Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again
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    #23 - Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again

    S3:E23

    The Marine's favorite nightclub singer returns: Lou-Ann Poovie, who looks like a dream and sings like a nightmare. Sgt. Carter fights for her favors with two rivals -- Gomer and Duke.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 24 - Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend
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    #24 - Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend

    S3:E24

    Gomer's love for Welsh rarebit causes him to sleepwalk -- and to tell off Carter.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode 25 - Sing a Song of Papa
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    #25 - Sing a Song of Papa

    S3:E25

    A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Lies, Lies, Lies" is the best rated episode of "Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C." season 3. It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/14/1966. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Crazy Legs Gomer".