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The Best Episodes of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3

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The Best Episodes of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3

Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. is an American situation comedy that originally aired on CBS from September 25, 1964, to May 2, 1969. The series was a...

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  1. Background image for Lies, Lies, Lies
    7.5/10(89 votes)

    #1 - Lies, Lies, Lies

    S3:E1

    Gomer tries to convince his friends that a movie star has invited them all to a barbecue at her house.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for Crazy Legs Gomer
    7.1/10(71 votes)

    #2 - Crazy Legs Gomer

    S3:E2

    Carter plans to use Gomer to win the inter-squad competition.

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    Director:Unknown
  3. Background image for Gomer the Carrier
    7.5/10(64 votes)

    #3 - Gomer the Carrier

    S3:E3

    Gomer and Carter are the only ones who don't come down with German measles.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    7.7/10(72 votes)

    #4 - Caution: Low Overhead

    S3:E4

    Sgt. Carter sets out to expose a fraud by proving to Gomer that the man who sold him a cheap watch is a crook.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  5. Background image for Show Me The Way to Go Home
    7.0/10(70 votes)

    #5 - Show Me The Way to Go Home

    S3:E5

    Gomer is accused by a drunk's wife of turning her husband into an alcoholic.

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    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Unknown
  6. Background image for How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying
    6.9/10(65 votes)

    #6 - How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying

    S3:E6

    Carter sabotages Gomer's garden by putting vodka in his prize watermelon.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for Gomer and the Little Men From Outer Space
    7.1/10(87 votes)

    #7 - Gomer and the Little Men From Outer Space

    S3:E7

    Carter sends Gomer to a psychiatrist when he claims he has seen men from outer space.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for The Borrowed Car
    7.7/10(73 votes)

    #8 - The Borrowed Car

    S3:E8

    Gomer is arrested after wrecking Sgt. Carter's car.

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    Director:Unknown
  10. Background image for Gomer Pyle, Super Chef
    7.3/10(66 votes)

    #9 - Gomer Pyle, Super Chef

    S3:E9

    Carter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook a meal.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  11. Background image for Marry Me, Marry Me
    7.2/10(83 votes)

    #10 - Marry Me, Marry Me

    S3:E10

    Gomer dates a girl with similar interests, then discovers that she considers them engaged after the first date.

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    Director:Unknown
  12. Background image for Cold Nose, Warm Heart
    6.5/10(67 votes)

    #11 - Cold Nose, Warm Heart

    S3:E11

    Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy only to find himself competing with it for her affections.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  13. Background image for Follow That Car
    7.8/10(72 votes)

    #12 - Follow That Car

    S3:E12

    Gomer and Carter are captured by smugglers.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  14. Background image for It Takes Two to Tangle
    7.0/10(64 votes)

    #13 - It Takes Two to Tangle

    S3:E13

    Sgt. Carter learns Bunny was seen with another man.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  15. Background image for Whither the Weather
    7.7/10(69 votes)

    #14 - Whither the Weather

    S3:E14

    Gomer can predict the weather better than the weather bureau.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  16. Background image for Love's Old Sweet Song
    7.4/10(65 votes)

    #15 - Love's Old Sweet Song

    S3:E15

    A songstress applauds Gomer's song with a kiss.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  17. Background image for Gomer the Recruiter
    7.6/10(64 votes)

    #16 - Gomer the Recruiter

    S3:E16

    Gomer unwittingly signs up a fugitive bank robber as a new recruit.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  18. Background image for The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle
    8.1/10(91 votes)

    #17 - The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle

    S3:E17

    Carter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach; then tries to meet the beauties Gomer appeared with in a magazine.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  19. Background image for Go Blow Your Horn
    6.5/10(60 votes)

    #18 - Go Blow Your Horn

    S3:E18

    Carter tries to transfer Gomer to the Marine band.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  20. Background image for You Bet Your Won Ton
    7.7/10(75 votes)

    #19 - You Bet Your Won Ton

    S3:E19

    Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, not knowing it is a front for a gambling operation.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  21. Background image for Sue The Pants Off 'Em
    7.4/10(70 votes)

    #20 - Sue The Pants Off 'Em

    S3:E20

    Two shyster lawyers try to get Gomer and Carter to file a false damage suit after a near miss from an automobile.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  22. Background image for Gomer the Card Shark
    7.9/10(71 votes)

    #21 - Gomer the Card Shark

    S3:E21

    Carter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card cheat.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  23. Background image for To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist
    7.3/10(67 votes)

    #22 - To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist

    S3:E22

    Sgt. Carter attempts to keep Gomer from re-enlisting.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  24. Background image for Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again
    7.5/10(69 votes)

    #23 - Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again

    S3:E23

    The Marine's favorite nightclub singer returns: Lou-Ann Poovie, who looks like a dream and sings like a nightmare. Sgt. Carter fights for her favors with two rivals -- Gomer and Duke.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  25. Background image for Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend
    8.5/10(89 votes)

    #24 - Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend

    S3:E24

    Gomer's love for Welsh rarebit causes him to sleepwalk -- and to tell off Carter.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  26. Background image for Sing a Song of Papa
    7.6/10(70 votes)

    #25 - Sing a Song of Papa

    S3:E25

    A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Lies, Lies, Lies" is the best rated episode of "Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C." season 3. It scored 7.5/10 based on 89 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/14/1966. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "Crazy Legs Gomer".