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The Best Episodes of House Season 3

Every episode of House Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of House Season 3!

Dr. Gregory House, a drug-addicted, unconventional, misanthropic medical genius, leads a team of diagnosticians at the fictional Princeton–Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in New Jersey.
Genres:DramaMysteryComedy
Network:FOX

Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Meaning" is the best rated episode of "House" season 3. It scored 8.8/10 based on 4030 votes. Directed by Deran Sarafian and written by David Shore, Lawrence Kaplow, Garrett Lerner, Russel Friend, it aired on 9/5/2006. This episode is rated 0.5 points higher than the second-best, "Cane & Able".

  • Meaning
    8.8/104,030 votes

    #1 - Meaning

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/5/2006

    After recovering from his gunshot wounds, House works feverishly on two cases at the same time: a paralyzed man who drove his wheelchair into a swimming pool and a woman who became paralyzed after a yoga session.

    Director: Deran Sarafian

    Writer: David Shore, Lawrence Kaplow, Garrett Lerner, Russel Friend

  • Cane & Able
    8.3/103,320 votes

    #2 - Cane & Able

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 9/12/2006

    House and the team treat a young boy who claims there is a tracking device in his neck and believes he has been the subject of alien experimentation. Cameron is outraged when she learns Cuddy and Wilson have been lying to House about the diagnosis on his last case.

    Director: Daniel Sackheim

    Writer: David Shore, Lawrence Kaplow, Garrett Lerner, Russel Friend

  • Informed Consent
    8.5/103,455 votes

    #3 - Informed Consent

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 9/19/2006

    House puts a well-known medical researcher through a battery of tests to determine why he collapsed in his lab. When the team is unable to diagnose the problem, the doctor asks the team to help him end his life. House is forced to use his cane again after the ketamine has worn off as he deals with a clinic patient's teenaged daughter who has a crush on him.

    Director: Laura Innes

    Writer: David Foster

  • Lines in the Sand
    8.9/104,157 votes

    #4 - Lines in the Sand

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 9/26/2006

    When doctors are unable to diagnose why a severely autistic boy screams loudly for no apparent reason, House takes the case. As the boy's condition worsens, it becomes obvious that House relates to the boy because he has no social niceties.

    Director: Newton Thomas Sigel

    Writer: David Hoselton

  • Fools for Love
    8.2/103,145 votes

    #5 - Fools for Love

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 10/31/2006

    House takes the case of a young woman who has been rushed to the hospital with problems breathing and severe stomach pain after she and her husband were robbed. After her husband collapses, the team believes the couple's illnesses are related. Meanwhile, Michael Tritter, a clinic patient, causes problems for House that could have serious ramifications.

    Director: David Platt

    Writer: Peter Blake

  • Que Será Será
    8.0/103,205 votes

    #6 - Que Será Será

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 11/7/2006

    The team encounters logistical problems while trying to run tests on a 600-pound man due to his extremely large size. Meanwhile, House spends the night in jail after being arrested by Detective Tritter for various charges, including resisting arrest.

    Director: Deran Sarafian

    Writer: Thomas L. Moran

  • Son of Coma Guy
    8.8/103,984 votes

    #7 - Son of Coma Guy

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 11/14/2006

    House decides to awaken a comatose patient so he can question the man regarding the family history of his son, who may have a genetic condition and the father is the only living relative. Meanwhile, Wilson confronts House about the stolen prescription pad as Tritter approaches Cameron, Chase, and Foreman in an attempt to divide the team and reveal their loyalties.

    Director: Daniel Attias

    Writer: Doris Egan

  • Whac-A-Mole
    8.0/103,054 votes

    #8 - Whac-A-Mole

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 11/21/2006

    An 18-year-old teenager is brought to the hospital after having a heart attack. House reviews the boy's file and believes he has the diagnosis. He then turns the case into a game by sealing his opinion in an envelope and challenging Cameron, Foreman, and Chase to guess House's diagnosis on their own. Meanwhile, Tritter's actions against Wilson continue to strain the oncologist's relationship with House and destroy his ability to practice medicine.

    Director: Daniel Sackheim

    Writer: Pam Davis

  • Finding Judas
    8.4/103,157 votes

    #9 - Finding Judas

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 11/28/2006

    House takes the case of a young girl who has been diagnosed with pancreatitis. When he takes her divorced parents to court to force them to allow treatment because they can't agree, the judge awards guardianship of the girl to Cuddy. Meanwhile, Tritter continues his strategy to force House to admit to his drug use by offering one of the team members a deal.

    Director: Deran Sarafian

    Writer: Sara Hess

  • Merry Little Christmas
    8.6/103,319 votes

    #10 - Merry Little Christmas

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 12/12/2006

    Wilson arranges for House to make a deal with Tritter, but House refuses. Meanwhile, Cuddy cuts House off Vicodin and removes him from the team's case: a 15-year-old little person who entered the hospital with a collapsed lung and anemia.

    Director: Tony To

    Writer: Liz Friedman

  • Words and Deeds
    8.5/103,269 votes

    #11 - Words and Deeds

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 1/9/2007

    House splits his time between treating a firefighter for uncontrollable shivering, giving Tritter a piece of his mind, and handling his trial for forging prescriptions.

    Director: Daniel Sackheim

    Writer: Leonard Dick

  • One Day, One Room
    9.0/106,592 votes

    #12 - One Day, One Room

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 1/30/2007

    While House is forced to work full-time in the clinic and deal with a rape victim who insists on confiding with him, Cameron deals with a terminal cancer patient trying to take advantage of her state of mind.

    Director: Juan José Campanella

    Writer: David Shore

  • Needle in a Haystack
    7.8/103,077 votes

    #13 - Needle in a Haystack

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 2/6/2007

    House and his staff must deal with a teenage Gypsy boy suffering from inexplicable respiratory distress. However, House has bigger issues on his mind: Cuddy has given away his handicapped spot.

    Director: Peter O'Fallon

    Writer: David Foster

  • Insensitive
    8.7/103,447 votes

    #14 - Insensitive

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 2/13/2007

    It's Valentine's Day, and Cuddy has a blind date. Meanwhile, House leaves ER duty to take the case of a child patient named Hannah.

    Director: Deran Sarafian

    Writer: Matthew V. Lewis

  • Half-Wit
    9.0/104,265 votes

    #15 - Half-Wit

    Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 3/6/2007

    House encounters a brain-damaged musical prodigy with inexplicable abilities while the team faces serious concerns about House's own health.

    Director: Katie Jacobs

    Writer: Lawrence Kaplow

  • Top Secret
    8.0/103,044 votes

    #16 - Top Secret

    Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 3/27/2007

    The ex-marine that saved House's life, in a dream he had the day before, is admitted in the hospital with symptoms resembling Gulf War Syndrome. While House is busy dealing with his own health issues, and Chase and Cameron are too busy with each other, the ex-marine gets worse.

    Director: Deran Sarafian

    Writer: Thomas L. Moran

  • Fetal Position
    8.4/103,326 votes

    #17 - Fetal Position

    Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 4/3/2007

    A famous celebrity photographer suffers from a stroke while being pregnant at her early forties. House and his team have to deal with a great dilemma, save the mother or her unborn child.

    Director: Matt Shakman

    Writer: Garrett Lerner, Russel Friend

  • Airborne
    8.9/103,980 votes

    #18 - Airborne

    Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 4/10/2007

    On House and Cuddy's flight from Singapore a passenger gets ill and Cuddy suspects an epidemic. At the hospital, Wilson leads the team as they deal with a middle-aged woman suffering from seizures.

    Director: Elodie Keene

    Writer: David Hoselton

  • Act Your Age
    8.1/102,983 votes

    #19 - Act Your Age

    Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 4/17/2007

    A 6-year-old girl suffers ailments expected in patients much older. Tensions between Chase and Cameron lead House to intentionally assign them to the same tasks, including investigating the young girl's home.

    Director: Daniel Sackheim

    Writer: Sara Hess

  • House Training
    8.1/103,079 votes

    #20 - House Training

    Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 4/24/2007

    The doctors try to find what's wrong with a scam artist who collapses after her brain "freezes," but the case becomes personal for Foreman.

    Director: Paul McCrane

    Writer: Doris Egan

  • Family
    8.2/102,977 votes

    #21 - Family

    Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 5/1/2007

    Wilson prepares to transplant bone marrow from Matty to his brother Nick. But when Matty gets sick, the team must cure him as he's the only safe donor. Meanwhile Foreman deals with the consequences of his mistake and House has a battle of wills with his new pet Hector.

    Director: David Straiton

    Writer: Liz Friedman

  • Resignation
    8.3/102,974 votes

    #22 - Resignation

    Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 5/8/2007

    The team deals with a 19-year-old college student, while Foreman suddenly and without a reason hands in his resignation. House seems to have already found Foreman's replacement, an attractive nutritionist named Honey.

    Director: Martha Mitchell

    Writer: Pam Davis

  • The Jerk
    8.3/103,052 votes

    #23 - The Jerk

    Season 3 Episode 23 - Aired 5/15/2007

    House treats a 16-year-old chess prodigy who gets everyone on the team annoyed with his behavior. Foreman is upset with House because he thinks his boss sabotaged his job interview with another hospital.

    Director: Daniel Sackheim

    Writer: Leonard Dick

  • Human Error
    8.8/103,644 votes

    #24 - Human Error

    Season 3 Episode 24 - Aired 5/29/2007

    A Cuban couple attempt to get to America by raft... to see House about the wife's heart condition. But when she gets worse House wonders if someone on his staff messed up. Meanwhile Foreman prepares to leave and his departure threatens to shake up the entire team.

    Director: Katie Jacobs

    Writer: Lawrence Kaplow, Thomas L. Moran