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The Best Episodes of House

Every episode of House ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of House!

Dr. Gregory House, a drug-addicted, unconventional, misanthropic medical genius, leads a team of diagnosticians at the fictional Princeton–Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in New Jersey.
Genres:DramaMysteryComedy
Network:FOX

Best Episodes Summary

"Three Stories" is the best rated episode of "House". It scored 9/10 based on 48 votes. Directed by Paris Barclay and written by David Shore, it aired on 5/17/2005. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Wilson's Heart (2)".

  • Three Stories
    9.0/1048 votes
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    #1 - Three Stories

    Season 1 Episode 21 - Aired 5/17/2005

    House must decide whether to take the case of his ex-love's husband and he gives medical students a lecture they'll never forget.

    Director: Paris Barclay

    Writer: David Shore

  • Wilson's Heart (2)
    9.0/1041 votes
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    #2 - Wilson's Heart (2)

    Season 4 Episode 16 - Aired 5/19/2008

    In the aftermath of the bus accident, House struggles with his head injuries and short-term memory loss, and must deal with a concerned Wilson who believes his friend's health may be in danger.

    Director: Katie Jacobs

    Writer: Peter Blake, Garrett Lerner, Russel Friend, Doris Egan, David Foster

  • Help Me
    8.9/1032 votes
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    #3 - Help Me

    Season 6 Episode 21 - Aired 5/17/2010

    Cuddy, House and members of the team join forces with a search-and-rescue team to provide much-needed medical attention at the scene of an emergency.

    Director: Greg Yaitanes

    Writer: Peter Blake, Garrett Lerner, Russel Friend

  • House's Head (1)
    8.8/1048 votes
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    #4 - House's Head (1)

    Season 4 Episode 15 - Aired 5/12/2008

    A bus accident leaves House with serious head trauma and partial amnesia. He comes to believe that a patient on the bus had a life-threatening disease and struggles to recall who it was, and what they had.

    Director: Greg Yaitanes

    Writer: Peter Blake, Garrett Lerner, Russel Friend, Doris Egan, David Foster

  • Broken
    8.8/1036 votes
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    #5 - Broken

    Season 6 Episode 1 - Aired 9/21/2009

    House is detoxing at a mental hospital and being held against his will by his attending physician, so he concocts an escape plan, aided by his roommate and a visitor named Lydia.

    Director: Katie Jacobs

    Writer: David Shore, Garrett Lerner, Russel Friend, David Foster

  • Both Sides Now
    8.7/1032 votes
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    #6 - Both Sides Now

    Season 5 Episode 24 - Aired 5/11/2009

    House and the team are intrigued by Scott, a man whose left brain and right brain operate independently, leaving him with two distinct personalities and no control over some of his actions. As the two sides of Scott’s brain struggle for dominance, his warring personalities make it increasingly difficult for the team to figure out what is causing the unique problem. The team is forced to use some unusual methods to get him to cooperate with their necessary testing. Meanwhile, when House refuses to make an appearance in the clinic, Cuddy takes an unconventional approach to force House to make up the time with a particular patient.

    Director: Greg Yaitanes

    Writer: Doris Egan

  • No Reason
    8.6/1044 votes
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    #7 - No Reason

    Season 2 Episode 24 - Aired 5/23/2006

    House is shot by a former patient and must share a recovery room with the gunman.

    Director: David Shore

    Writer: David Shore, Lawrence Kaplow

  • Baggage
    8.6/1027 votes
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    #8 - Baggage

    Season 6 Episode 20 - Aired 5/10/2010

    During a session with Dr. Nolan, House recounts the case of a woman who arrives at the Princeton Plainsboro emergency room with an unexplained illness and no recollection of who she is. While trying to solve the mystery of the woman's illness, House must also help her piece together her identity.

    Director: David Straiton

    Writer: Doris Egan, David Foster

  • Nobody's Fault
    8.5/1028 votes
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    #9 - Nobody's Fault

    Season 8 Episode 11 - Aired 2/6/2012

    House and his team are placed under review after a staff member gets hurt.

    Director: Greg Yaitanes

    Writer: Garrett Lerner, Russel Friend, David Foster

  • After Hours
    8.4/1028 votes
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    #10 - After Hours

    Season 7 Episode 22 - Aired 5/16/2011

    When House discovers that the experimental drug he's been using causes fatal tumors, he decides to attempt to excise them himself. However, he can't complete the surgery and ends up needing Cuddy's help. Meanwhile, Thirteen's friend from prison (Amy Landecker), a relapsed drug user, arrives at her apartment needing medical care after being stabbed. With her friend unwilling to go to the hospital, Thirteen enlists Chase's assistance when the friend loses sensation and movement in her arm. Also, Taub receives some unexpected news that could change his life.

    Director: Miguel Sapochnik

    Writer: Garrett Lerner, Russel Friend, Seth Hoffman

  • Twenty Vicodin
    8.4/1026 votes
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    #11 - Twenty Vicodin

    Season 8 Episode 1 - Aired 10/3/2011

    House is serving out a lengthy prison sentence for his various misdeeds, including his trip outside the country in an attempt to escape responsibility. Entirely cut off from his old life, House determines his current problems are the result of his inability to deal with people. Feeling he will never be able to practice medicine again, he plans instead to go back to university to earn a doctorate in physics - a field that will all but assure his isolation from other human beings.

    Director: Greg Yaitanes

    Writer: Peter Blake

  • Everybody Dies
    8.4/1031 votes
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    #12 - Everybody Dies

    Season 8 Episode 22 - Aired 5/21/2012

    Facing a 6-month jail term, and the realization that he won't be there for Wilson at the end, House finds himself examining his entire life while contemplating a dismal future without his best friend.

    Director: David Shore

    Writer: David Shore, Peter Blake, Eli Attie

  • Euphoria (1)
    8.3/1034 votes
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    #13 - Euphoria (1)

    Season 2 Episode 20 - Aired 5/2/2006

    When a police officer with a gunshot wound to the head and uncontrollable laughter is admitted, House and the team are baffled. When Foreman begins showing the same symptoms, they race to determine the cause of the illness before Foreman's condition takes the same path.

    Director: Deran Sarafian

    Writer: Matthew V. Lewis

  • One Day, One Room
    8.3/1040 votes
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    #14 - One Day, One Room

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 1/30/2007

    While House is forced to work full-time in the clinic and deal with a rape victim who insists on confiding with him, Cameron deals with a terminal cancer patient trying to take advantage of her state of mind.

    Director: Juan José Campanella

    Writer: David Shore

  • Locked In
    8.3/1035 votes
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    #15 - Locked In

    Season 5 Episode 19 - Aired 3/30/2009

    A man awakens in New York after a bicycle accident unable to move or communicate in any way. House, himself injured in a motorcycle mishap, occupies the hospital bed next to Lee and quickly annoys the doctors treating them both by insisting that Lee has “locked-in” syndrome.

    Director: Daniel Attias

    Writer: Garrett Lerner, Russel Friend, David Foster

  • Under My Skin
    8.3/1029 votes
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    #16 - Under My Skin

    Season 5 Episode 23 - Aired 5/4/2009

    House and the team take on the case of a ballerina whose lungs collapse in the middle of a performance. When the treatment causes her skin to fall off, the dancer faces not only the prospect of never dancing again but also of dying an agonizing death. The team must use their imaginations to carefully choreograph ways to test and treat her delicate body without killing her. Meanwhile, House continues to suffer from what he thinks is insomnia, and he is willing to go to desperate measures to cure it.

    Director: David Straiton

    Writer: Lawrence Kaplow, Pam Davis

  • Selfish
    8.3/1024 votes
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    #17 - Selfish

    Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/2010

    A seemingly healthy 14-year-old girl collapses during a skateboarding exhibition; House and Cuddy face the challenge of handling their romantic relationship at work.

    Director: Daniel Attias

    Writer: Eli Attie

  • Chase
    8.3/1028 votes
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    #18 - Chase

    Season 8 Episode 12 - Aired 2/13/2012

    Chase's religious faith bubbles to the surface when he treats a young nun. In addition, he and House reach a fundamental disagreement about the patient that may finally end Chase's reputation as House's "yes man" but also bring's House's methods, reputation and objectivity are given more serious scrutiny.

    Director: Matt Shakman

    Writer: Peter Blake, Eli Attie

  • Euphoria (2)
    8.2/1032 votes
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    #19 - Euphoria (2)

    Season 2 Episode 21 - Aired 5/3/2006

    Foreman continues to experience the same progression of symptoms as the police officer. When he realizes he may be facing imminent death, he calls his father who comes to his son's side. As it comes down to a race against time, House believes the solution to the illness is in the police officer's apartment.

    Director: Deran Sarafian

    Writer: David Shore, Garrett Lerner, Russel Friend

  • Frozen
    8.2/1030 votes
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    #20 - Frozen

    Season 4 Episode 11 - Aired 2/3/2008

    House and his team have to diagnose a case at a distance when a researcher at a South Pole base is taken ill.

    Director: David Straiton

    Writer: Liz Friedman

  • House Divided
    8.2/1025 votes
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    #21 - House Divided

    Season 5 Episode 22 - Aired 4/27/2009

    The team takes on the case of a deaf 14-year-old named Seth who collapsed after he started “hearing” explosions while competing in a wrestling match. When the team tries to test him for seizures, Seth loses vision in one eye, complicating House’s bunk theory of “Exploding Head Syndrome.” As his condition worsens, the team has an ethical disagreement about the patient and his mother’s adamant decision to forego cochlear implants to supplement his hearing. When the prospect of giving Seth the ability to hear for the first time in his life arises, House and the team are faced with a resounding decision. Meanwhile, House’s lack of sleep starts to play tricks on his mind, but he finds his insomnia may be a gift instead of a burden

    Director: Greg Yaitanes

    Writer: Liz Friedman, Matthew V. Lewis

  • A Pox on Our House
    8.2/1025 votes
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    #22 - A Pox on Our House

    Season 7 Episode 7 - Aired 11/15/2010

    After a 200-year-old medicine jar found on an off-shore shipwreck shatters in a teenage girl's palm, she is admitted to Princeton Plainsboro for symptoms closely linked to smallpox.

    Director: Tucker Gates

    Writer: Lawrence Kaplow

  • Two Stories
    8.2/1026 votes
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    #23 - Two Stories

    Season 7 Episode 13 - Aired 2/21/2011

    House participates in a school’s Career Day and breaks a few rules by sharing explicit medical stories. Waiting outside the principal’s office, he meets two fifth-grade students who assess House’s relationship woes and try to help him understand how his selfish antics get in the way of showing Cuddy how he really feels.

    Director: Greg Yaitanes

    Writer: Thomas L. Moran

  • Out of the Chute
    8.2/1029 votes
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    #24 - Out of the Chute

    Season 7 Episode 16 - Aired 3/14/2011

    The team treats a professional bull rider who is attacked by a bull. The team must determine the causes behind the patients disappearing symptoms and seizures while taking House's advice from outside the hospital as he attends to issues unrelated to the case. Meanwhile, Masters develops a crush on the patient.

    Director: Sanford Bookstaver

    Writer: Lawrence Kaplow, Thomas L. Moran

  • The Dig
    8.2/1025 votes
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    #25 - The Dig

    Season 7 Episode 18 - Aired 4/11/2011

    Thirteen has been in prison for the past year, but the real mystery for House is what she did to get there. At the hospital, the team treats a science teacher suffering from severe respiratory illness. Taub tries to get back into the dating scene, but winds up retreating to his old habits.

    Director: Matt Shakman

    Writer: Sara Hess, David Hoselton