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The Best Episodes of How Do You Want Me? Season 1

Every episode of How Do You Want Me? Season 1 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of How Do You Want Me? Season 1!

Following their marriage, Ian and Lisa move back to the village where she grew up, a village still dominated by her family. In order to try to fit in, Ian takes a job as the village photographer, a profession for which he is not really cut out.

Genre:Comedy
Network:BBC Two

Season 1 Ratings Summary

The best episode of "How Do You Want Me?" season 1 is "No One Can Hear You Scream", rated 6.7/10 from 15 user votes. It was directed by N/A and written by N/A. "No One Can Hear You Scream" aired on 2/24/1998 and is rated 0.4 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "Floppy, But Not Too Floppy".

  • No One Can Hear You Scream
    6.7/10 15 votes

    #1 - No One Can Hear You Scream

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 2/24/1998

    Newly-weds Lisa and Ian Lyons move from London to her home village in rural Suffolk. Ian has trouble adapting to country life when he offends his wife’s farming family over dinner. Then he exacerbates the animosity Lisa’s family have for him even further at the grand opening of a new turkey barn. Meanwhile when Ian struggles to find suitable employment, he takes over the local photography business.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Floppy, But Not Too Floppy
    6.3/10 13 votes

    #2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 3/3/1998

    Ian finally receives his first business assignment: taking the primary school annual photograph. However, things don’t go quite to plan as his inexperience shows through and the students and staff are not as co-operative as he had hoped. Lisa’s father is determined to get his son in law to return to London and offers him a substantial sum of money to encourage him to leave. Meanwhile Lisa has problems of her own when it becomes apparent that her ex, Derek, still harbours feelings for her.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Monstrous
    6.2/10 12 votes

    #3 - Monstrous

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 3/10/1998

    Some intimate photographs of Ian and Lisa cause a stir when they are posted around the village. Desperate to ingratiate himself with the villagers, Ian joins the local football team but quickly begins to regret his decision.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Woof!
    6.3/10 15 votes

    #4 - Woof!

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 3/17/1998

    Derek’s continued obsession with Lisa creates friction. To support a village charity gala, Ian invites one of his friends from the London comedy club to perform. However his friend’s style of stand up proves to be a little too much for the audience.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Hidden World of Country Fire Stations
    6.1/10 13 votes

    #5 - The Hidden World of Country Fire Stations

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 3/24/1998

    Ian travels round with the local fire service when he decides to write a book about them however, he uncovers a swindle they don’t want revealed. Lisa has a constant flow of visitors and Ian begins to feel claustrophobic.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Sausage, Balloon, Bum
    5.8/10 13 votes

    #6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 3/31/1998

    There is a scandal in the village when Ian is accused of hitting a young boy. The Lyons find rural life rather dull and decide to enter the local bridge competition.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A