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The Best Episodes of How Do You Want Me? Season 1

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Following their marriage, Ian and Lisa move back to the village where she grew up, a village still dominated by her family. In order to try to fit in, Ian takes a job as the

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    How Do You Want Me? Season 1 Episode 1 - No One Can Hear You Scream
    7.3/10(19 votes)

    #1 - No One Can Hear You Scream

    S1:E1

    Newly-weds Lisa and Ian Lyons move from London to her home village in rural Suffolk. Ian has trouble adapting to country life when he offends his wife’s farming family over dinner. Then he exacerbates the animosity Lisa’s family have for him even further at the grand opening of a new turkey barn. Meanwhile when Ian struggles to find suitable employment, he takes over the local photography business.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. How Do You Want Me? Season 1 Episode 2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy
    7.0/10(17 votes)

    #2 - Floppy, But Not Too Floppy

    S1:E2

    Ian finally receives his first business assignment: taking the primary school annual photograph. However, things don’t go quite to plan as his inexperience shows through and the students and staff are not as co-operative as he had hoped. Lisa’s father is determined to get his son in law to return to London and offers him a substantial sum of money to encourage him to leave. Meanwhile Lisa has problems of her own when it becomes apparent that her ex, Derek, still harbours feelings for her.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. How Do You Want Me? Season 1 Episode 3 - Monstrous
    6.9/10(16 votes)

    #3 - Monstrous

    S1:E3

    Some intimate photographs of Ian and Lisa cause a stir when they are posted around the village. Desperate to ingratiate himself with the villagers, Ian joins the local football team but quickly begins to regret his decision.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. How Do You Want Me? Season 1 Episode 4 - Woof!
    6.8/10(18 votes)

    #4 - Woof!

    S1:E4

    Derek’s continued obsession with Lisa creates friction. To support a village charity gala, Ian invites one of his friends from the London comedy club to perform. However his friend’s style of stand up proves to be a little too much for the audience.

    Director:Unknown
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  5. How Do You Want Me? Season 1 Episode 5 - The Hidden World of Country Fire Stations
    6.8/10(15 votes)

    #5 - The Hidden World of Country Fire Stations

    S1:E5

    Ian travels round with the local fire service when he decides to write a book about them however, he uncovers a swindle they don’t want revealed. Lisa has a constant flow of visitors and Ian begins to feel claustrophobic.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. How Do You Want Me? Season 1 Episode 6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum
    6.6/10(15 votes)

    #6 - Sausage, Balloon, Bum

    S1:E6

    There is a scandal in the village when Ian is accused of hitting a young boy. The Lyons find rural life rather dull and decide to enter the local bridge competition.

    Director:Unknown
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Season 1 Ratings Summary

"No One Can Hear You Scream" is the best rated episode of "How Do You Want Me?" season 1. It scored 7.3/10 based on 19 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/24/1998. This episode is rated 0.3 points higher than the second-best, "Floppy, But Not Too Floppy".