6.0/1010 votes#1 - White Pubic Hair
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 11/10/1999
When Ian falls through the barn roof, he is convinced that his father-in-law is trying to kill him. Lisa finds directing the school play rather stressful and takes up fishing to relieve tension.
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- 6.7/1012 votes
#2 - I’m Not an Alcoholic
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 11/17/1999
Lisa disagrees with the Headmaster about how the students should address the teachers. Ian gives up alcohol and has great difficulty getting hold of a drink when he wants one. Meanwhile, Dean is more than happy to share his mushrooms with Ian.
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- 7.2/1014 votes
#3 - Nude Modelling Module
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 11/24/1999
Ian runs a photography course in an effort to improve business. However, he has issues with an unwanted admirer and is unable to find the nude model he promised his students. Meanwhile, Lisa is determined to write a novel but lacks inspiration.
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- 6.6/1012 votes
#4 - Bad Builders
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 12/8/1999
Derek has problems when he hires Dean to redesign his kitchen. Meanwhile, Ian agrees to look after Helen’s clothes shop while she is on holiday. All seems to be going well until his role as temporary manager goes to his head.
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- 6.5/1013 votes
#5 - Ready, Steady, Kill
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 12/15/1999
Ian takes up shooting in an effort to bond with his father-in-law. Unfortunately, Ian alienates himself further and ends up shooting someone. Helen thinks she’s unattractive and Lisa organises a photography session for her to help cheer her up.
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- 6.4/1012 votes
#6 - The Pleasures of Village Life
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 12/22/1999
Ian struggles to find somewhere to live and Dean seems to be the only available option. Helen and Derek get close. Lisa’s father begins to recover and gives Ian an ultimatum: leave the village or be arrested for attempted murder.
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Following their marriage, Ian and Lisa move back to the village where she grew up, a village still dominated by her family. In order to...
Genre:Comedy
Network:BBC Two
Season 2 Ratings Summary
"White Pubic Hair" is the best rated episode of "How Do You Want Me?" season 2. It scored 6/10 based on 10 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 11/10/1999. This episode is rated 0.7 points higher than the second-best, "I’m Not an Alcoholic".