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The Best Episodes of Black Books

Every episode of Black Books ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Black Books!

The Best Episodes of Black Books

Black Books centres around the foul tempered and wildly eccentric bookshop owner Bernard Black. Bernard’s devotion to the twin pleasures of drunkenness and wilful antagonism...

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  1. 8.4/10(9 votes)

    #1 - Elephants and Hens

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    S3:E2

    When Bernard holds a children's themed book day in the shop, Fran bets Manni and Bernard they couldn't write a children's book over a weekend, while Bernard bets Fran back that she will have an awful time at her friend's hen party.

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  2. 8.2/10(11 votes)

    #2 - Manny's First Day

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    S1:E2

    After Manny’s help with the tax return Bernard is persuaded to hire him in the shop. Unfortunately he actually sells some books, much to Bernard’s annoyance.

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  3. 8.1/10(11 votes)

    #3 - The Big Lock-Out

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    S1:E5

    The shop gets a new security system that no-one can work.

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  4. 8.0/10(14 votes)

    #4 - Cooking the Books

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    S1:E1

    Bernard’s dodgy accountant has to go on the run, leaving him ill prepared to fill out his own tax return. In fact Bernard would rather do anything than fill it out.

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  5. 7.9/10(9 votes)

    #5 - Moo-Ma and Moo-Pa

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    S3:E3

    Manny's parents visit the shop for the weekend, and the lies he's told them throw Fran and Bernard's lives into chaos.

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  6. 7.9/10(10 votes)

    #6 - Party

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    S3:E6

    Manny and Fran drag Bernard along with them to a party, but the drunken aftermath dredges up secrets and bitterness.

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  8. 7.8/10(14 votes)

    #7 - Grapes of Wrath

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    S1:E3

    Bernard and Manny accept a house-sitting job to get away from their new cleaner. They also drink some wine.

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  9. 7.8/10(10 votes)

    #8 - Fever

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    S2:E2

    On a scorching hot day, Manni tries to maintain his body temperature so it doesn't go over 88 degrees; Fran has problems with a new neighbour, and Bernard tries to find an appropriate "summer girl".

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  10. 7.8/10(11 votes)

    #9 - Manny Come Home

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    S3:E1

    When Manny defects to Goliath Books after an "incident" with Bernard, his ex-employer's life spirals out of control. Meanwhile Fran returns from holiday only to be greeted by the squalor of Bernard's shop.

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  11. 7.7/10(10 votes)

    #10 - The Entertainer

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    S2:E1

    Fran decides to take up piano lessons with a very prominent teacher, however all doesn't go to plan and she ends up having to ask Manni for a favour. Meanwhile Bernard asks a girl out and once again Manni is called upon for a favour.

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    Director:Martin Dennis
  12. 7.7/10(9 votes)

    #11 - A Little Flutter

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    S3:E4

    Bernard becomes addicted to gambling and forces Manny and Fran to compete for one job at the shop in order to finance his bets.

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  13. 7.6/10(10 votes)

    #12 - The Blackout

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    S1:E4

    A hyper, coffee fueled Manny is mistaken for a policeman.

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  14. 7.4/10(10 votes)

    #13 - The Fixer

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    S2:E3

    Bernard and Manni have to deal with a gangster turned writer who plans to hold a reading of his autobiography at the book shop, however he can't read. Meanwhile Fran gets an office job where she isn't quite sure what she is meant to be doing.

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  15. 7.4/10(9 votes)

    #14 - Travel Writer

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    S3:E5

    Fran & Manny become enamored with a dashing travel writer giving a talk at the shop, while Bernard contends with a most unorthodox new landlord.

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  16. 7.3/10(11 votes)

    #15 - He's Leaving Home

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    S1:E6

    Manny runs away from the bookshop into the arms of a beard loving photographer.

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  17. 7.3/10(10 votes)

    #16 - Blood

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    S2:E4

    Manni and Bernard try to keep up with modern book shops and in doing so Manni helps Fran get over her boredom by encouraging her to look up her family tree.

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  18. 7.3/10(10 votes)

    #17 - Hello Sun

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    S2:E5

    Fran tries to cleanse her lifestyle by taking up yoga and going on a radical diet, while Bernard and Manni receive some books on Freud and their lives descend into his famous theories.

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    Director:Martin Dennis
  19. 7.0/10(9 votes)

    #18 - A Nice Change

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    S2:E6

    When construction starts next door to the shop, Manni, Bernard and Fran try to decide what to do while it continues.

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    Director:Martin Dennis

Best Episodes Summary

"Elephants and Hens" is the best rated episode of "Black Books". It scored 8.4/10 based on 9 votes. Directed by Martin Dennis and written by Dylan Moran, Kevin Cecil, Andy Riley, it aired on 3/18/2004. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Manny's First Day".