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The Best Episodes of How I Met Your Mother Season 3

Every episode of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of How I Met Your Mother Season 3!

A father recounts to his children - through a series of flashbacks - the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to...
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Wait For It" is the best rated episode of "How I Met Your Mother" season 3. It scored 8.1/10 based on 4286 votes. Directed by Pamela Fryman and written by Carter Bays, Craig Thomas, it aired on 9/24/2007. This episode is rated 0.6 points higher than the second-best, "We're Not from Here".

  • Wait For It
    8.1/104,286 votes

    #1 - Wait For It

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/24/2007

    Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.

    Director: Pamela Fryman

    Writer: Carter Bays, Craig Thomas

  • We're Not from Here
    7.5/103,850 votes

    #2 - We're Not from Here

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 10/1/2007

    Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.

    Director: Pamela Fryman

    Writer: Chris Harris

  • Third Wheel
    8.0/104,047 votes

    #3 - Third Wheel

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 10/8/2007

    Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.

    Director: Pamela Fryman

    Writer: N/A

  • Little Boys
    7.6/103,824 votes

    #4 - Little Boys

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 10/15/2007

    Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • How I Met Everyone Else
    8.9/105,274 votes

    #5 - How I Met Everyone Else

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 10/22/2007

    Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.

    Director: Pamela Fryman

    Writer: Gloria Calderón Kellett

  • I'm Not That Guy
    7.9/103,800 votes

    #6 - I'm Not That Guy

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 10/29/2007

    Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name

    Director: Pamela Fryman

    Writer: N/A

  • Dowisetrepla
    7.9/103,853 votes

    #7 - Dowisetrepla

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 11/5/2007

    Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.

    Director: Pamela Fryman

    Writer: Brenda Hsueh

  • Spoiler Alert
    9.0/105,342 votes

    #8 - Spoiler Alert

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 11/12/2007

    Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed

    Director: Pamela Fryman

    Writer: Stephen Lloyd

  • Slapsgiving
    8.9/105,058 votes

    #9 - Slapsgiving

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 11/19/2007

    Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.

    Director: Pamela Fryman

    Writer: Matt Kuhn

  • The Yips
    7.8/103,882 votes

    #10 - The Yips

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 11/26/2007

    When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.

    Director: Pamela Fryman

    Writer: Jamie Rhonheimer

  • The Platinum Rule
    8.4/104,083 votes

    #11 - The Platinum Rule

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 12/10/2007

    Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.

    Director: Pamela Fryman

    Writer: Carter Bays, Craig Thomas

  • No Tomorrow
    8.0/103,923 votes

    #12 - No Tomorrow

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 3/17/2008

    Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.

    Director: Pamela Fryman

    Writer: Carter Bays, Craig Thomas

  • Ten Sessions
    8.7/104,641 votes

    #13 - Ten Sessions

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 3/24/2008

    Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.

    Director: Pamela Fryman

    Writer: Carter Bays, Craig Thomas, Chris Harris

  • The Bracket
    8.6/104,156 votes

    #14 - The Bracket

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 3/31/2008

    Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.

    Director: Pamela Fryman

    Writer: Joe Kelly

  • The Chain of Screaming
    7.8/103,748 votes

    #15 - The Chain of Screaming

    Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 4/14/2008

    After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.

    Director: Pamela Fryman

    Writer: Carter Bays, Craig Thomas

  • Sandcastles in the Sand
    8.1/104,125 votes

    #16 - Sandcastles in the Sand

    Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 4/21/2008

    Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.

    Director: Pamela Fryman

    Writer: Kourtney Kang

  • The Goat
    8.1/103,821 votes

    #17 - The Goat

    Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 4/28/2008

    Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.

    Director: Pamela Fryman

    Writer: Stephen Lloyd

  • Rebound Bro
    7.9/103,734 votes

    #18 - Rebound Bro

    Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 5/5/2008

    Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.

    Director: Pamela Fryman

    Writer: Jamie Rhonheimer

  • Everything Must Go
    7.5/103,712 votes

    #19 - Everything Must Go

    Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 5/12/2008

    When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.

    Director: Pamela Fryman

    Writer: Chris Harris

  • Miracles
    8.5/104,107 votes

    #20 - Miracles

    Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 5/19/2008

    Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.

    Director: Pamela Fryman

    Writer: Carter Bays, Craig Thomas