How I Met Your Mother

The Best Episodes of How I Met Your Mother Season 3

Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Every episode of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of How I Met Your Mother Season 3!

A father recounts to his children - through a series of flashbacks - the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to...
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  1. 9.0/10(5.5k votes)

    #1 - Spoiler Alert

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    S3:E8

    Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed

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  2. 8.9/10(5.4k votes)

    #2 - How I Met Everyone Else

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    S3:E5

    Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.

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  3. 8.9/10(5.2k votes)

    #3 - Slapsgiving

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    S3:E9

    Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.

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    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writer:Matt Kuhn
  4. 8.7/10(4.8k votes)

    #4 - Ten Sessions

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    S3:E13

    Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.

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  5. 8.6/10(4.3k votes)

    #5 - The Bracket

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    S3:E14

    Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.

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    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writer:Joe Kelly
  6. 8.5/10(4.2k votes)

    #6 - Miracles

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    S3:E20

    Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.

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  8. 8.4/10(4.2k votes)

    #7 - The Platinum Rule

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    S3:E11

    Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.

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  9. 8.1/10(4.4k votes)

    #8 - Wait For It

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    S3:E1

    Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.

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  10. 8.1/10(4.2k votes)

    #9 - Sandcastles in the Sand

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    S3:E16

    Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.

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  11. 8.1/10(3.9k votes)

    #10 - The Goat

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    S3:E17

    Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.

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  12. 8.0/10(4.1k votes)

    #11 - Third Wheel

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    S3:E3

    Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.

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    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writer:N/A
  13. 8.0/10(4.0k votes)

    #12 - No Tomorrow

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    S3:E12

    Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.

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  14. 7.9/10(3.9k votes)

    #13 - I'm Not That Guy

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    S3:E6

    Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name

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    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writer:N/A
  15. 7.9/10(3.8k votes)

    #14 - Rebound Bro

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    S3:E18

    Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.

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  16. 7.8/10(3.9k votes)

    #15 - Dowisetrepla

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    S3:E7

    Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.

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  17. 7.8/10(4.0k votes)

    #16 - The Yips

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    S3:E10

    When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.

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  18. 7.8/10(3.8k votes)

    #17 - The Chain of Screaming

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    S3:E15

    After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.

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  19. 7.6/10(3.9k votes)

    #18 - Little Boys

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    S3:E4

    Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.

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    Director:N/A
    Writer:N/A
  20. 7.5/10(3.9k votes)

    #19 - We're Not from Here

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    S3:E2

    Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.

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  21. 7.5/10(3.8k votes)

    #20 - Everything Must Go

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    S3:E19

    When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Spoiler Alert" is the best rated episode of "How I Met Your Mother" season 3. It scored 9/10 based on 5478 votes. Directed by Pamela Fryman and written by Stephen Lloyd, it aired on 11/12/2007. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "How I Met Everyone Else".