How I Met Your Mother

The Best Episodes of How I Met Your Mother Season 7

Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Every episode of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of How I Met Your Mother Season 7!

A father recounts to his children - through a series of flashbacks - the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to...
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  1. 8.2/10(28 votes)

    #1 - Tick Tick Tick

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    S7:E10

    Barney and Robin are afraid to break the news to Nora and Kevin that they cheated with each other and want to get back together, while Ted and Marshall get stoned together at a concert.

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  2. 8.0/10(26 votes)

    #2 - Symphony of Illumination

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    S7:E12

    Robin receives bad news and decides to hide it from the gang. Marshall hangs Christmas decorations in his house in the suburbs with some help from his neighbor.

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    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writer:Joe Kelly
  3. 8.0/10(26 votes)

    #3 - The Magician's Code (2)

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    S7:E24

    Ted is conflicted when Victoria approaches him on her wedding day and asks him to elope. Meanwhile, Barney and Quinn are arrested by airport security while on the way to Hawaii when Barney refuses to open a box they are travelling with.

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  4. 7.9/10(29 votes)

    #4 - Ducky Tie

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    S7:E3

    Barney faces having to wear Marshall's ducky tie if he loses a bet with him. Meanwhile, Ted hopes to apologize to an ex for cheating on her.

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  5. 7.9/10(27 votes)

    #5 - No Pressure

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    S7:E17

    When Robin breaks up with Kevin, Ted confesses his feelings to her. Meanwhile, Barney is on a mission to find something private of Marshall and Lily’s.

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    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writer:N/A
  6. 7.9/10(26 votes)

    #6 - Trilogy Time

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    S7:E20

    Ted, Marshall and Barney embark on another "trilogy time", where they get together every three years to watch the "Star Wars" trilogy and envision what their lives will be like in another three years. Meanwhile Barney and Quinn move in together.

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  8. 7.8/10(30 votes)

    #7 - The Best Man

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    S7:E1

    While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy’s wedding, including when Marshall and Lily announced they are having a baby. Meanwhile, Robin considers telling Barney she has feelings for him.

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  9. 7.8/10(28 votes)

    #8 - Disaster Averted

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    S7:E9

    While the gang reminisces about Hurricane Irene, Barney tries to cut a deal with Marshall and Lily to get out of wearing the Ducky Tie.

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  10. 7.7/10(27 votes)

    #9 - The Broath

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    S7:E19

    The gang tries to break up Barney and Quinn after learning they plan on moving in together, leaving Robin and Ted to fight over who deserves to sublet her apartment.

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  11. 7.6/10(29 votes)

    #10 - The Stinson Missile Crisis

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    S7:E4

    After Robin assaults a girl who is out to ruin Barney's relationship, she is forced to begin court-mandated therapy sessions. Meanwhile, Ted gets too involved in Lily's pregnancy.

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  12. 7.6/10(26 votes)

    #11 - The Rebound Girl

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    S7:E11

    Ted and Barney discuss making a life-changing decision together, and Robin tries to discourage Marshall and Lily from moving to Long Island.

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  13. 7.6/10(25 votes)

    #12 - The Drunk Train

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    S7:E16

    Lily and Marshall invite Robin and Kevin on a Valentine's Day trip to Vermont. Kevin and Robin use the trip to talk about taking their relationship to the next level. Meanwhile, Barney realizes he has finally met his match.

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  14. 7.6/10(25 votes)

    #13 - Now We're Even

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    S7:E21

    Although Ted is happy with living alone at his new apartment, Barney tries to convince him about going out every night. Lily has a naughty dream about someone other than Marshall. Robin finally starts her stint as a news anchor at World Wide News.

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  15. 7.6/10(27 votes)

    #14 - The Magician's Code (1)

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    S7:E23

    When Lily goes into labor, Ted and Robin distract her by telling her stories while Marshall hurries back from Atlantic City.

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  16. 7.5/10(27 votes)

    #15 - Tailgate

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    S7:E13

    After celebrating New Year's Eve, Marshall visits his father's graveside to carry on their tradition of tailgating. Meanwhile, Barney and Ted open a bar called "Puzzles," and Robin is forced to fill in for an inebriated news anchor.

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  17. 7.5/10(27 votes)

    #16 - 46 Minutes

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    S7:E14

    Lily and Marshall officially move to the suburbs and realize that Lily's bossy father refuses to move out of their house. Meanwhile, the gang adjusts to them moving by going to a strip club.

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    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writer:N/A
  18. 7.4/10(27 votes)

    #17 - The Naked Truth

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    S7:E2

    Marshall gets a great job offer that he fears may be scuttled by a social media background check. Ted needs a date for the Architects Ball.

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  19. 7.4/10(27 votes)

    #18 - Field Trip

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    S7:E5

    Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company. Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.

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  20. 7.4/10(27 votes)

    #19 - Karma

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    S7:E18

    Barney continues his pursuit of Quinn. Ted has to deal with Robin's old room, while Robin gets a taste of suburban life from Marshall and Lily.

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  21. 7.4/10(25 votes)

    #20 - Good Crazy

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    S7:E22

    Marshall panics when a baby shower indicates that the birth is close at hand and accidentally takes a road trip with Barney. Ted hallucinates seeing Robin while trying to get over her and decides to patch up their differences. Barney tries to talk Quinn out of being a stripper.

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  22. 7.3/10(27 votes)

    #21 - The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

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    S7:E8

    Ted finally meets his mystery girl in the Slutty Pumpkin costume. Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part Canadian, and Lily has pregnancy brain.

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    Director:Pamela Fryman
  23. 7.2/10(28 votes)

    #22 - Mystery vs. History

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    S7:E6

    When Ted goes on a date without researching the girl on the Internet, the gang interferes, showing Kevin that they are too into each other's business. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall come to terms with finding out the sex of their baby.

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  24. 7.2/10(28 votes)

    #23 - Noretta

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    S7:E7

    The gang begins to realize their romantic partner reminds them of one of their parents. Meanwhile, Barney and Nora's planned romantic evening is ruined by a string of bad events.

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    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writer:Matt Kuhn
  25. 7.2/10(28 votes)

    #24 - The Burning Beekeeper

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    S7:E15

    Lily asks for her father's help when she and Marshall decide to throw a housewarming party. Marshall's boss gets under Ted's skin and the two nearly come to blows, and Barney puts the moves on a wacky divorcée.

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Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Tick Tick Tick" is the best rated episode of "How I Met Your Mother" season 7. It scored 8.2/10 based on 28 votes. Directed by Pamela Fryman and written by Chris Harris, it aired on 11/14/2011. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "Symphony of Illumination".