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The Worst Episodes of Jesse

Every episode of Jesse ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Jesse!

Jesse Warner is a 26-year-old single mother juggling between her job, her dreams and her family responsibilities.
Genre:Comedy
Network:NBC

Worst Episodes Summary

"Students Get Flu, Carrie at Zoo, Monkey Throw Poo" is the worst rated episode of "Jesse". It scored 5.1/10 based on 19 votes. Directed by Joe Regalbuto and written by Dan Sterling, it aired on 10/7/1999. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Everything but the Grill".

  • Students Get Flu, Carrie at Zoo, Monkey Throw Poo
    5.1/1019 votes
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    #1 - Students Get Flu, Carrie at Zoo, Monkey Throw Poo

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 10/7/1999

    A flu epidemic breaks out at the center where Jesse works. Carrie gets mad at Jesse for calling a monkey at the zoo stupid. Linda fears that Little John is becoming a geek.

    Director: Joe Regalbuto

    Writer: Dan Sterling

  • Everything but the Grill
    5.3/1017 votes
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    #2 - Everything but the Grill

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/14/1999

    Jesse's plans for a little barbecue are shot to hell when more people than are invited show up.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Barko, the Holiest Dog in the World
    5.4/1016 votes
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    #3 - Barko, the Holiest Dog in the World

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 12/10/1998

    Little John is in a school play, Darren is in a commercial and Diego goes to great lengths to try to prove to Jesse that Roy is a jerk but Jesse won't listen.

    Director: Kevin S. Bright

    Writer: Gabrielle Allan

  • Momma Was a Rollin' Stone
    5.4/1024 votes
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    #4 - Momma Was a Rollin' Stone

    Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 3/18/1999

    Another kid is beating up Little John at school so Jesse goes to talk to his mother. His mother is actually his stepmother and her mother. Jesse now has a stepbrother and Little John has an uncle his own age. She asks Jesse to borrow five grand because her relationship with her new husband, Fez Foose a member of the rock band ""The Ass Police"" isn't going so well. Jesse can only come up with 1200,65$ and her mother takes the money and runs out on her again to go to South America. Jesse goes to confront her mother on the plane and her mother decides to stay.

    Director: Michael Lembeck

    Writer: Dan Sterling

  • L'Eggo My Diego
    5.4/1016 votes
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    #5 - L'Eggo My Diego

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 12/9/1999

    Dr. Danny and Carrie go out on a date and Jesse tags along when she finds out that Diego and Irma where once engaged but she left him at the altar.

    Director: Alan Rafkin

    Writer: N/A

  • The Christmas Party
    5.5/1017 votes
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    #6 - The Christmas Party

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 12/16/1999

    Jesse has a Christmas party.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Nancy Steen

  • The Methadone Clinic
    5.6/1017 votes
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    #7 - The Methadone Clinic

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 11/5/1998

    Jesse's brush with an art-gallery owner may cost Diego a chance to show his work.

    Director: Robby Benson

    Writer: Tad Quill

  • The Kiss
    5.6/1018 votes
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    #8 - The Kiss

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 11/12/1998

    Jesse's ex-husband surprises her with a kiss, just after she and Diego have a spat.

    Director: Robby Benson

    Writer: N/A

  • I Do, I Think I Do
    5.6/1020 votes
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    #9 - I Do, I Think I Do

    Season 1 Episode 22 - Aired 4/1/1999

    Jesse gets a full scholarship for nursing school. Diego faces deportation when his visa runs out. He gets a job at UCLA which is California but Jesse doesn't want him to take it because it's so far away from her but he doesn't have a choice. Jesse goes to talk to him and to her surprise he asks her to marry him. To be continued...

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: Gabrielle Allan

  • Driving Miss Jesse
    5.6/1016 votes
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    #10 - Driving Miss Jesse

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 9/30/1999

    Jesse joins a car pool but Little John's red ants infest the car so she gets a ride back with Diego. Linda won't leave Diego's place.

    Director: Kevin S. Bright

    Writer: N/A

  • A Woman's Prerogative: The Jesse Warner Story
    5.6/1016 votes
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    #11 - A Woman's Prerogative: The Jesse Warner Story

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 12/2/1999

    Jesse tries to win Diego back and gather up the nerve to ask him to marry her.

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: Gabrielle Allan

  • Small Time Felon: The Jesse Warner Story, Part II
    5.6/1015 votes
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    #12 - Small Time Felon: The Jesse Warner Story, Part II

    Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 1/13/2000

    When Jesse's car is stolen she goes looking for a new used car. Linda's mechanic gets her a good deal on an '84 Volvo so she takes it but while out driving it with Diego she notices her old car in an alley. She reports that she found it and when she shows a uniformed officer its location it isn't there anymore. While out driving again though they notice it again at a different location but it gets destroyed.

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: Gabrielle Allan

  • The Cheese Ship
    5.7/1018 votes
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    #13 - The Cheese Ship

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/19/1998

    Jesse invites Diego to Thanksgiving dinner, even though her ex will be in attendance.

    Director: Robby Benson

    Writer: N/A

  • Finders Keepers
    5.7/1019 votes
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    #14 - Finders Keepers

    Season 1 Episode 21 - Aired 3/25/1999

    While on a scavenger hunt Jesse and Diego find a baby in the park. Jesse wants to keep it but Diego and her family tell her it's not a good idea. Just as Diego starts to like the baby the mother is found and the baby returned.

    Director: Shelley Jensen

    Writer: N/A

  • Boo! He's Back
    5.8/1023 votes
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    #15 - Boo! He's Back

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 11/29/1998

    On the eve of Halloween, Jesse gets quite a scare---her ex shows up after seven years and wants to be back in Little John's life.

    Director: Robby Benson

    Writer: Nancy Steen

  • Bar Remodel
    5.8/1016 votes
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    #16 - Bar Remodel

    Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 2/18/1999

    John Warner Sr. decides to go off to Alaska to climb Mt McKinley with Mary Anne, leaving the bar to the care of his three children. When they fail to sell it, they have to decide between them how to fit in running it with the other things that they want to do in their lives.

    Director: Gail Mancuso

    Writer: Tad Quill

  • The Parent Trap
    5.8/1019 votes
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    #17 - The Parent Trap

    Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 3/11/1999

    Diego's parents come to Buffalo and Jesse has to go pick them up at the airport but she picks up the wrong Vasquez's. When she goes with Diego to pick up the right Vasquez's they don't seem as happy to see Jesse as the wrong ones were.

    Director: Kevin S. Bright

    Writer: April Pesa

  • Goober Up the Nose
    5.9/1018 votes
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    #18 - Goober Up the Nose

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 10/1/1998

    Jesse's movie date with Diego ends up in the emergency room when she gets a piece of candy stuck in her nose.

    Director: Robby Benson

    Writer: N/A

  • Bees Do It, Birds Do It, But Not in a Car
    5.9/1018 votes
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    #19 - Bees Do It, Birds Do It, But Not in a Car

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/8/1998

    Jesse's been taking it real slow in her relationship with Diego, but things begin heating up and she may not wish to cool them off.

    Director: Robby Benson

    Writer: Stephen Nathan

  • Boo! He's Gone
    5.9/1018 votes
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    #20 - Boo! He's Gone

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 12/17/1998

    Diego decides that if Jesse wants Roy he won't stand in the way. So he goes to Roy's to tell him, but he catches Roy with another woman. He tries to tell Jesse but she won't listen, that is until Junior finally speaks and tells her it's true. She throws Roy out.

    Director: Joe Regalbuto

    Writer: N/A

  • The Best Deal Possible
    6.0/1018 votes
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    #21 - The Best Deal Possible

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 1/14/1999

    Diego and Jesse pretend to be husband and wife while shopping for a car. Also now that Junior talks, he and Darren try and pick up girls.

    Director: Michael Lembeck

    Writer: Dan Sterling

  • Jesse's New Job
    6.0/1018 votes
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    #22 - Jesse's New Job

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 9/23/1999

    Jesse tells Diego she can't marry him. Then we go forward four months and Jesse gets a job as a nurse's aid but quits when she can't handle it. She does however get it back later. Diego returns having quit his job at UCLA because he got his old job back since funding was given for the art department. He surprises Jesse by popping the question again but she still says no.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Wil Calhoun

  • Jesse's Coat a Useful Crutch, Diego's Kitchen Not So Much
    6.0/1016 votes
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    #23 - Jesse's Coat a Useful Crutch, Diego's Kitchen Not So Much

    Season 2 Episode 16 - Aired 2/24/2000

    Jesse earns a blue jacket at work. She wanted it because nobody believes she works there. Diego accidentally sets his house on fire but thinks it was Linda's fault because of the mess she refuses to clean up in the kitchen.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Dan Sterling

  • Jesse vs. Kurt
    6.1/1018 votes
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    #24 - Jesse vs. Kurt

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 10/21/1999

    Kurt starts a rumor that Jesse is a thief. Linda thinks that Diego is in love with her after he accidentally sees her naked.

    Director: Kevin S. Bright

    Writer: N/A

  • My Boyfriend Went to Chile and All I Got Was This Lousy Moustache
    6.1/1015 votes
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    #25 - My Boyfriend Went to Chile and All I Got Was This Lousy Moustache

    Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 2/10/2000

    Diego returns from Chile with a moustache and decides to shave it off when Jesse asks him but changes his mind when Dr. Danny tells him he's whipped. Linda gets a job as a campus security guard and takes her job too seriously.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: N/A