- 5.1/1019 votesLoading...
#1 - Students Get Flu, Carrie at Zoo, Monkey Throw Poo
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 10/7/1999
A flu epidemic breaks out at the center where Jesse works. Carrie gets mad at Jesse for calling a monkey at the zoo stupid. Linda fears that Little John is becoming a geek.
Director: Joe Regalbuto
Writer: Dan Sterling
- 5.3/1017 votesLoading...
#2 - Everything but the Grill
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/14/1999
Jesse's plans for a little barbecue are shot to hell when more people than are invited show up.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 5.4/1016 votesLoading...
#3 - Barko, the Holiest Dog in the World
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 12/10/1998
Little John is in a school play, Darren is in a commercial and Diego goes to great lengths to try to prove to Jesse that Roy is a jerk but Jesse won't listen.
Director: Kevin S. Bright
Writer: Gabrielle Allan
- 5.4/1024 votesLoading...
#4 - Momma Was a Rollin' Stone
Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 3/18/1999
Another kid is beating up Little John at school so Jesse goes to talk to his mother. His mother is actually his stepmother and her mother. Jesse now has a stepbrother and Little John has an uncle his own age. She asks Jesse to borrow five grand because her relationship with her new husband, Fez Foose a member of the rock band ""The Ass Police"" isn't going so well. Jesse can only come up with 1200,65$ and her mother takes the money and runs out on her again to go to South America. Jesse goes to confront her mother on the plane and her mother decides to stay.
Director: Michael Lembeck
Writer: Dan Sterling
- 5.4/1016 votesLoading...
#5 - L'Eggo My Diego
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 12/9/1999
Dr. Danny and Carrie go out on a date and Jesse tags along when she finds out that Diego and Irma where once engaged but she left him at the altar.
Director: Alan Rafkin
Writer: N/A
- 5.5/1017 votesLoading...
#6 - The Christmas Party
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 12/16/1999
Jesse has a Christmas party.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Nancy Steen
- 5.6/1017 votesLoading...
#7 - The Methadone Clinic
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 11/5/1998
Jesse's brush with an art-gallery owner may cost Diego a chance to show his work.
Director: Robby Benson
Writer: Tad Quill
- 5.6/1018 votesLoading...
#8 - The Kiss
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 11/12/1998
Jesse's ex-husband surprises her with a kiss, just after she and Diego have a spat.
Director: Robby Benson
Writer: N/A
- 5.6/1020 votesLoading...
#9 - I Do, I Think I Do
Season 1 Episode 22 - Aired 4/1/1999
Jesse gets a full scholarship for nursing school. Diego faces deportation when his visa runs out. He gets a job at UCLA which is California but Jesse doesn't want him to take it because it's so far away from her but he doesn't have a choice. Jesse goes to talk to him and to her surprise he asks her to marry him. To be continued...
Director: Shelley Jensen
Writer: Gabrielle Allan
- 5.6/1016 votesLoading...
#10 - Driving Miss Jesse
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 9/30/1999
Jesse joins a car pool but Little John's red ants infest the car so she gets a ride back with Diego. Linda won't leave Diego's place.
Director: Kevin S. Bright
Writer: N/A
- 5.6/1016 votesLoading...
#11 - A Woman's Prerogative: The Jesse Warner Story
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 12/2/1999
Jesse tries to win Diego back and gather up the nerve to ask him to marry her.
Director: Shelley Jensen
Writer: Gabrielle Allan
- 5.6/1015 votesLoading...
#12 - Small Time Felon: The Jesse Warner Story, Part II
Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 1/13/2000
When Jesse's car is stolen she goes looking for a new used car. Linda's mechanic gets her a good deal on an '84 Volvo so she takes it but while out driving it with Diego she notices her old car in an alley. She reports that she found it and when she shows a uniformed officer its location it isn't there anymore. While out driving again though they notice it again at a different location but it gets destroyed.
Director: Shelley Jensen
Writer: Gabrielle Allan
- 5.7/1018 votesLoading...
#13 - The Cheese Ship
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/19/1998
Jesse invites Diego to Thanksgiving dinner, even though her ex will be in attendance.
Director: Robby Benson
Writer: N/A
- 5.7/1019 votesLoading...
#14 - Finders Keepers
Season 1 Episode 21 - Aired 3/25/1999
While on a scavenger hunt Jesse and Diego find a baby in the park. Jesse wants to keep it but Diego and her family tell her it's not a good idea. Just as Diego starts to like the baby the mother is found and the baby returned.
Director: Shelley Jensen
Writer: N/A
- 5.8/1023 votesLoading...
#15 - Boo! He's Back
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 11/29/1998
On the eve of Halloween, Jesse gets quite a scare---her ex shows up after seven years and wants to be back in Little John's life.
Director: Robby Benson
Writer: Nancy Steen
- 5.8/1016 votesLoading...
#16 - Bar Remodel
Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 2/18/1999
John Warner Sr. decides to go off to Alaska to climb Mt McKinley with Mary Anne, leaving the bar to the care of his three children. When they fail to sell it, they have to decide between them how to fit in running it with the other things that they want to do in their lives.
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Tad Quill
- 5.8/1019 votesLoading...
#17 - The Parent Trap
Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 3/11/1999
Diego's parents come to Buffalo and Jesse has to go pick them up at the airport but she picks up the wrong Vasquez's. When she goes with Diego to pick up the right Vasquez's they don't seem as happy to see Jesse as the wrong ones were.
Director: Kevin S. Bright
Writer: April Pesa
- 5.9/1018 votesLoading...
#18 - Goober Up the Nose
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 10/1/1998
Jesse's movie date with Diego ends up in the emergency room when she gets a piece of candy stuck in her nose.
Director: Robby Benson
Writer: N/A
- 5.9/1018 votesLoading...
#19 - Bees Do It, Birds Do It, But Not in a Car
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/8/1998
Jesse's been taking it real slow in her relationship with Diego, but things begin heating up and she may not wish to cool them off.
Director: Robby Benson
Writer: Stephen Nathan
- 5.9/1018 votesLoading...
#20 - Boo! He's Gone
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 12/17/1998
Diego decides that if Jesse wants Roy he won't stand in the way. So he goes to Roy's to tell him, but he catches Roy with another woman. He tries to tell Jesse but she won't listen, that is until Junior finally speaks and tells her it's true. She throws Roy out.
Director: Joe Regalbuto
Writer: N/A
- 6.0/1018 votesLoading...
#21 - The Best Deal Possible
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 1/14/1999
Diego and Jesse pretend to be husband and wife while shopping for a car. Also now that Junior talks, he and Darren try and pick up girls.
Director: Michael Lembeck
Writer: Dan Sterling
- 6.0/1018 votesLoading...
#22 - Jesse's New Job
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 9/23/1999
Jesse tells Diego she can't marry him. Then we go forward four months and Jesse gets a job as a nurse's aid but quits when she can't handle it. She does however get it back later. Diego returns having quit his job at UCLA because he got his old job back since funding was given for the art department. He surprises Jesse by popping the question again but she still says no.
Director: N/A
Writer: Wil Calhoun
- 6.0/1016 votesLoading...
#23 - Jesse's Coat a Useful Crutch, Diego's Kitchen Not So Much
Season 2 Episode 16 - Aired 2/24/2000
Jesse earns a blue jacket at work. She wanted it because nobody believes she works there. Diego accidentally sets his house on fire but thinks it was Linda's fault because of the mess she refuses to clean up in the kitchen.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Dan Sterling
- 6.1/1018 votesLoading...
#24 - Jesse vs. Kurt
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 10/21/1999
Kurt starts a rumor that Jesse is a thief. Linda thinks that Diego is in love with her after he accidentally sees her naked.
Director: Kevin S. Bright
Writer: N/A
- 6.1/1015 votesLoading...
#25 - My Boyfriend Went to Chile and All I Got Was This Lousy Moustache
Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 2/10/2000
Diego returns from Chile with a moustache and decides to shave it off when Jesse asks him but changes his mind when Dr. Danny tells him he's whipped. Linda gets a job as a campus security guard and takes her job too seriously.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: N/A
The Worst Episodes of Jesse
Every episode of Jesse ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Jesse!
Jesse Warner is a 26-year-old single mother juggling between her job, her dreams and her family responsibilities.
Genre:Comedy
Network:NBC
Worst Episodes Summary
"Students Get Flu, Carrie at Zoo, Monkey Throw Poo" is the worst rated episode of "Jesse". It scored 5.1/10 based on 19 votes. Directed by Joe Regalbuto and written by Dan Sterling, it aired on 10/7/1999. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Everything but the Grill".