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The Worst Episodes of Law & Order: Criminal Intent

Every episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Law & Order: Criminal Intent!

The third installment of the “Law & Order” franchise takes viewers deep into the minds of its criminals while following the intense psychological approaches the...
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Worst Episodes Summary

"Lost Children Of The Blood" is the worst rated episode of "Law & Order: Criminal Intent". It scored 6.9/10 based on 266 votes. Directed by John David Coles and written by N/A, it aired on 6/8/2010. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Palimpsest".

  • Lost Children Of The Blood
    6.9/10266 votes
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    #1 - Lost Children Of The Blood

    Season 9 Episode 11 - Aired 6/8/2010

    The body of a bright young college student is found completely drained of blood. What appears to be a sex game gone wrong leads to a world of underground clubs, blood dealers, and a fanatical cult who believe themselves immortal.

    Director: John David Coles

    Writer: N/A

  • Palimpsest
    7.0/10323 votes
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    #2 - Palimpsest

    Season 9 Episode 14 - Aired 6/29/2010

    Nichols takes a very personal interest in a case that turns out to have many layers when an old friend is murdered, and somehow the reclusive book dealer's troubled daughter is also involved.

    Director: Darnell Martin

    Writer: N/A

  • Traffic
    7.2/10238 votes
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    #3 - Traffic

    Season 9 Episode 9 - Aired 5/25/2010

    The murder of a magazine editor reveals his predilection for young girls, leaving Nichols and Stevens investigating not only his staff, but a Russian prostitution ring.

    Director: Christopher Zalla

    Writer: N/A

  • Inhumane Society
    7.2/10239 votes
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    #4 - Inhumane Society

    Season 9 Episode 15 - Aired 7/6/2010

    A boxer's career is derailed when authorities discover he leads a dog fighting ring.

    Director: Michael Smith

    Writer: N/A

  • The Glory That Was...
    7.3/10165 votes
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    #5 - The Glory That Was...

    Season 8 Episode 8 - Aired 6/14/2009

    A former Olympian now working in the Belgian consulate is killed. Her death is soon linked to an aspiring Olympian, a blackmail DVD, and the owner of a private security firm. "The Glory That Was..." is an eighth season episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent the 163rd episode overall. This episode marks the half-point of the season. This episode was originally set to air after "Faithfully" which was set to be the season premiere episode.

    Director: Norberto Barba

    Writer: René Balcer, Dick Wolf, Robert Nathan

  • The Mobster Will See You Now
    7.3/10222 votes
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    #6 - The Mobster Will See You Now

    Season 9 Episode 13 - Aired 6/22/2010

    A government official blackmails two doctors for overcharging patients before he is killed. The doctors have another secret to protect, however, and worry that someone will find out mobsters financed their practice.

    Director: Jean de Segonzac

    Writer: Michael Angeli

  • Eosphoros
    7.4/10333 votes
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    #7 - Eosphoros

    Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 10/24/2004

    When Goren and Eames investigate the death of a prominent atheist and her kidnappers, they discover that the crime, fueled by a need for sympathy and publicity as well as greed, began close to home.

    Director: Alex Zakrzewski

    Writer: Stephanie Sengupta

  • Country Crossover
    7.4/10281 votes
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    #8 - Country Crossover

    Season 6 Episode 7 - Aired 11/7/2006

    Logan and Wheeler must sort through multiple motives as they investigate an award-winning music producer's death.

    Director: Bill L. Norton

    Writer: Warren Leight

  • Bombshell
    7.4/10300 votes
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    #9 - Bombshell

    Season 6 Episode 20 - Aired 5/8/2007

    A woman who married a billionaire winds up dead under mysterious circumstances shortly after her son dies.

    Director: Darnell Martin

    Writer: Julie Martin, Warren Leight

  • Passion
    7.4/10250 votes
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    #10 - Passion

    Season 8 Episode 12 - Aired 7/12/2009

    Egocentric poet Jacob Garrety would do anything to keep his poetry journal, The Village Quarterly, afloat. When foundation president Don McCallum shows up and announces he is cutting funding to the journal, Jacob appeals to assistant and lover Lauren to use her sexuality to change Don’s mind. Though reluctant, she agrees. While Jacob enjoys the advances of arts patron Sandra Dunbar at a poetry reading, Lauren carries out Jacob’s wish, and winds up dead on the street. Detectives Nichols and Wheeler discover the deadly passion that exists behind the arts.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: René Balcer, Dick Wolf

  • All In
    7.4/10281 votes
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    #11 - All In

    Season 8 Episode 13 - Aired 7/19/2009

    When poker genius Josh Snow loses $80,000 in a card game, backer and bookie Lou Cardinale forces him into collections to work off the losses. Lou gives him a .38 and a box of blanks to extract gambling debts, and sends along his mistress, Angela, to keep an eye on the money. Detectives Goren and Eames enter an elaborate game where they must join in the play, or be played.

    Director: David Manson

    Writer: René Balcer, Dick Wolf, Walon Green

  • Delicate
    7.4/10294 votes
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    #12 - Delicate

    Season 9 Episode 4 - Aired 4/20/2010

    The detectives find themselves in the cutthroat world of professional ballet as they investigate the murder of the star ballerina at a conservatory.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Mad Hops
    7.5/10341 votes
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    #13 - Mad Hops

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 1/11/2004

    The murder of a private investigator, who was tracking down the whereabouts of a prominent high school basketball player, has the detectives searching the local courts to discover a link to gamblers and college recruiters until they learn that several other prominent players were transferred to the same school - one with a championship tradition.

    Director: Christopher Swartout

    Writer: René Balcer, Dick Wolf, Stephanie Sengupta, Jim Sterling

  • Weeping Willow
    7.5/10355 votes
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    #14 - Weeping Willow

    Season 6 Episode 10 - Aired 11/28/2006

    The kidnapping of a popular video blogger and her boyfriend--which is witnessed live on the Internet--seems suspicious to Logan and Wheeler.

    Director: Tom DiCillo

    Writer: Warren Leight, René Balcer, Dick Wolf, Stephanie Sengupta

  • Flipped
    7.5/10296 votes
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    #15 - Flipped

    Season 6 Episode 14 - Aired 2/13/2007

    A rap artist is shot after a radio interview, and the only witness is an undercover cop whose task force specializes in rap-world crimes.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Charles Kipps

  • Seeds
    7.5/10283 votes
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    #16 - Seeds

    Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 10/11/2007

    Genetics drive the murder of a doctor and the subsequent investigation.

    Director: Jean de Segonzac

    Writer: Warren Leight, René Balcer, Dick Wolf, Stephanie Sengupta

  • Rock Star
    7.5/10326 votes
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    #17 - Rock Star

    Season 8 Episode 2 - Aired 4/26/2009

    Det. Zach Nichols' first case involves the murder of an artist, but it's unclear whether the neighborhood he lived in was a factor in his death, or something more personal.

    Director: Bill D'Elia

    Writer: René Balcer, Dick Wolf

  • Astoria Helen
    7.5/10261 votes
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    #18 - Astoria Helen

    Season 8 Episode 6 - Aired 5/31/2009

    Nicholas and Wheeler investigate when the partner of a con man who used his charm to scheme a lonely single mother, is found dead.

    Director: Norberto Barba

    Writer: René Balcer, Dick Wolf

  • Salome In Manhattan
    7.5/10298 votes
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    #19 - Salome In Manhattan

    Season 8 Episode 10 - Aired 6/28/2009

    A celebrity chef’s star is on the rise as he plans the opening of a trendy restaurant with powerful partners. Yet his world is upended when his tabloid-friendly, gorgeous girlfriend and business partner is killed under mysterious circumstances. Detectives Nichols and Wheeler enter the seductive world of power and privilege and discover desperation and murder.

    Director: Steve Shill

    Writer: René Balcer, Dick Wolf, Andrew Lipsitz

  • Gods & Insects
    7.5/10256 votes
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    #20 - Gods & Insects

    Season 9 Episode 5 - Aired 4/27/2010

    A body that's been decapitated, initially thought to be a mob hit, leads Detectives Nichols and Stevens to an escort service and the financial would-be gods who utilize it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Ted Sullivan

  • Love On Ice
    7.5/10246 votes
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    #21 - Love On Ice

    Season 9 Episode 8 - Aired 5/18/2010

    Four men who have been friends since high school discover they're being blackmailed over the death of another childhood friend. When one of the four turns up dead, it's up to Nichols and Stevens to uncover the truth behind a 22-year-old mystery.

    Director: Ken Girotti

    Writer: N/A

  • The Third Horseman
    7.6/10402 votes
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    #22 - The Third Horseman

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 1/6/2002

    The killing of an abortion doctor who was shot in his own apartment sends the detectives on a search for the sniper before someone else becomes the next victim. Carver worries that the case will end up being all about abortion rights.

    Director: Constantine Makris

    Writer: René Balcer, Dick Wolf

  • Gemini
    7.6/10332 votes
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    #23 - Gemini

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 10/5/2003

    When a schizophrenic obsessed with Marilyn Monroe and the cult of the blond and the blue-eyed commits a series of murders to eradicate those he feels are responsible for promoting the homogenization of appearance rampant in society, Goren and Eames suspect that a person close to the man may have taken advantage of his illness and his crimes to commit extortion.

    Director: Frank Prinzi

    Writer: René Balcer, Dick Wolf, Stephanie Sengupta, Jim Sterling

  • The Gift
    7.6/10332 votes
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    #24 - The Gift

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 10/12/2003

    Santeria cultists kill the son of a women that believed from them she had psychic powers.

    Director: Alex Zakrzewski

    Writer: Marlene Meyer, René Balcer, Dick Wolf, Marlane Meyer, Marlane Gomard Meyer, Stephanie Sengupta

  • Ill-Bred
    7.6/10321 votes
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    #25 - Ill-Bred

    Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 4/18/2004

    A stable worker resorts to heroin smuggling, deception, extortion, and murder to finance the purchase of the farm and foundation stallion that will provide a leg up on the horse set social ladder.

    Director: Steve Shill

    Writer: René Balcer, Dick Wolf, Jim Sterling