The 4077th and friends convene for their weekly “Medical Conference,” A.K.A. Poker while Radar runs over a civilian and Frank is held hostage in the showers by an enlisted man.

An inept, if punctual, bomber pilot provides comic relief for Hawkeye and Trapper, but inspires Frank to call out the heavy artillery.

Henry's fitness for command is called into question when he's put on trial for charges stemming from the tomfoolery at the 4077th.

A flu epidemic leaves yet-to-be infected Hawkeye and Margaret more overworked than ever.

A wave of conservation hits the 4077th after a vital supply line is cut, creating a variety of shortages.

Frank is investigated by two crazy intelligence men, one who's convinced he's a communist, the other's certain Frank's a fascist.

Another letter from Hawkeye to his father tells about a bigoted soldier who wants the "right color" blood, a live grenade in the OR and Henry's home movies.

Hawkeye and Trapper hassle the brass to obtain a vital piece of medical equipment.

Hawkeye's quest for new boots turns into a never-ending game of horse trading.

Gen. Clayton sends a psychiatrist to the 4077th to gauge the camp's cohesiveness and fitness as a unit.

A lone sniper turns the hospital compound into a combat zone, traps Henry and Radar in the showers and forces surgery by candlelight after he knocks out the generator.

Radar chronicles the antics of a typical week at the 4077th, which includes Hawkeye falling for a new nurse, a POW going berserk in the OR and Klinger seeking a psychiatric discharge.

Mail call inspires Hawkeye and Trapper to play on Frank's greed, and Klinger's letters from home cover everything from death to pregnancy.

Depressed by news from home, Margaret examines her life and decides to request a transfer.

Hawkeye learns a patient was beaten up in his unit because he's homosexual, and Frank wants the soldier drummed out of the Army.

Hawkeye and Trapper receive high-level flak when they buck the brass to report the "friendly fire" shelling of a South Korean village.

Something smells rank at the 4077th, and it might be the new officers' club--from which enlisted types are barred.

Frank chooses a lull in the action to ask Hawkeye and Trapper to perform his hernia operation, and that's just when the war returns full tilt.

Everyone wants to mother a wounded and apparently orphaned boy.

Hawkeye has been operating so long he just can't quit, and he decides to try to end the war while he's at it.

Hawkeye cuts through red tape to help a GI marry his child's Korean mother, and cuts romantic ties with a bigoted nurse.

A local farmer claims the 4077th is on his land, and a Korean woman claims Radar is the father of her child.

Henry returns from Tokyo in love with a woman half his age, but he seems to have forgotten one thing--he's married.

A private with a prominent proboscis pleads for prohibited plastic surgery--but Frank and Margaret smell a rat.