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The Best Episodes of M*A*S*H Season 9

Every episode of M*A*S*H Season 9 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of M*A*S*H Season 9!

The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in,...
Genres:War & PoliticsDramaComedy
Network:CBS

Season 9 Ratings Summary

"The Best of Enemies" is the best rated episode of "M*A*S*H" season 9. It scored 7.8/10 based on 518 votes. Directed by Charles S. Dubin and written by Sheldon Bull, it aired on 11/17/1980. This episode is rated 0.3 points higher than the second-best, "Letters".

  • The Best of Enemies
    7.8/10518 votes

    #1 - The Best of Enemies

    Season 9 Episode 1 - Aired 11/17/1980

    On his way to some R&R in Tokyo, a North Korean soldier forces Hawkeye to perform an emergency roadside operation on his buddy.

    Director: Charles S. Dubin

    Writer: Sheldon Bull

  • Letters
    8.1/10522 votes

    #2 - Letters

    Season 9 Episode 2 - Aired 11/24/1980

    Members of the 4077th share their impressions of war in response to letters from fourth graders in Hawkeye's hometown. Margaret writes about how there are some patients she will never forget, whilst the Colonel tells of his days as 'Hoops' Potter. Hawkeye: "Dear Ronnie, it's a shame to let the love you have for your brother turn to hate for others. Hate makes war, and war is what killed Keith. I understand how you feel. Sometimes I hate myself for being here. But sometimes in the midst of all this insanity, the smallest thing can make my being here seems worthwhile. Maybe the best answer I have for you is that you look for good wherever you can find it."

    Director: Charles S. Dubin

    Writer: N/A

  • Cementing Relationships
    7.5/10500 votes

    #3 - Cementing Relationships

    Season 9 Episode 3 - Aired 12/1/1980

    A jilted Italian soldier, Corpsman Ignazio De Simone, is smitten by Margaret; Klinger pours a cement floor in the operating room to fight the spread of germs.

    Director: Charles S. Dubin

    Writer: N/A

  • Father's Day
    7.3/10497 votes

    #4 - Father's Day

    Season 9 Episode 4 - Aired 12/8/1980

    Margaret has trouble pretending she's a chip off the old block when her dad, blood and guts "Howitzer" Al Houlihan, arrives for a visit. Also, Hawkeye fixes up a soldier who repays them with a large side of steak, but the general who it belongs to is really steamed.

    Director: Alan Alda

    Writer: Karen Hall

  • Death Takes a Holiday
    8.7/10695 votes

    #5 - Death Takes a Holiday

    Season 9 Episode 5 - Aired 12/15/1980

    Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died. Meanwhile, Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Even Klinger lends a hand.

    Director: Mike Farrell

    Writer: N/A

  • A War for All Seasons
    8.1/10565 votes

    #6 - A War for All Seasons

    Season 9 Episode 6 - Aired 12/29/1980

    On New Year's Eve, the staff looks back on the highlights of 1951: The doctors invent an artificial kidney machine; Mulcahy plants a garden; Margaret takes up knitting; and Klinger and Winchester bet on which baseball team will win the pennant.

    Director: Burt Metcalfe

    Writer: N/A

  • Your Retention Please
    7.4/10478 votes

    #7 - Your Retention Please

    Season 9 Episode 7 - Aired 1/5/1981

    Klinger is so depressed by news that his ex-wife plans to remarry, he reenlists for an additional six-year hitch. Meanwhile, a male nurse has a gripe against the army.

    Director: Charles S. Dubin

    Writer: Erik Tarloff

  • Tell It to the Marines
    7.4/10481 votes

    #8 - Tell It to the Marines

    Season 9 Episode 8 - Aired 1/12/1981

    Winchester takes command during Potter's absence; and B.J. and Hawkeye try to convince the Marines to grant a hardship discharge to an immigrant soldier, Private Jost Van Liter.

    Director: Harry Morgan

    Writer: N/A

  • Taking the Fifth
    7.2/10474 votes

    #9 - Taking the Fifth

    Season 9 Episode 9 - Aired 1/19/1981

    Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to lure unsuspecting nurses into his den; and Potter tries to secure a different sort of anesthetic when the army threatens to ban a painkiller.

    Director: Charles S. Dubin

    Writer: N/A

  • Operation Friendship
    7.3/10475 votes

    #10 - Operation Friendship

    Season 9 Episode 10 - Aired 1/26/1981

    Klinger saves Winchester's life when an explosion rocks the operating room; and B.J. is reluctant to reveal the extent of his injuries after the blast.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • No Sweat
    8.0/10494 votes

    #11 - No Sweat

    Season 9 Episode 11 - Aired 2/2/1981

    Margaret develops a case of prickly heat, Charles does his tax returns, and Klinger takes the P.A. apart - just some of the events, which occur during another unendurably, hot night at the 4077th.

    Director: Burt Metcalfe

    Writer: John Rappaport

  • Depressing News
    7.6/10478 votes

    #12 - Depressing News

    Season 9 Episode 12 - Aired 2/9/1981

    Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors.

    Director: Alan Alda

    Writer: N/A

  • No Laughing Matter
    7.6/10469 votes

    #13 - No Laughing Matter

    Season 9 Episode 13 - Aired 2/16/1981

    Hawkeye wagers that he can go a full day without a wisecrack, and Winchester finally confronts the major who exiled him to the 4077th. Charles: "I will not, even for a return to that pearl of the Orient, Tokyo, lie to protect you while destroying a friend's career."

    Director: Burt Metcalfe

    Writer: N/A

  • Oh, How We Danced
    7.9/10533 votes

    #14 - Oh, How We Danced

    Season 9 Episode 14 - Aired 2/23/1981

    Winchester is sent to inspect sanitary conditions on the frontlines, while the rest of the camp plans a surprise anniversary party for B.J.

    Director: Burt Metcalfe

    Writer: John Rappaport

  • Bottoms Up
    7.6/10500 votes

    #15 - Bottoms Up

    Season 9 Episode 15 - Aired 3/2/1981

    One of Margaret's nurses tries to hide her severe drinking problem, and Hawkeye is scorned after a practical joke he plays on Winchester backfires.

    Director: Alan Alda

    Writer: N/A

  • The Red/White Blues
    7.6/10472 votes

    #16 - The Red/White Blues

    Season 9 Episode 16 - Aired 3/9/1981

    Colonel Potter nearly blows his stack when his well-intentioned colleagues mollycoddle him in order to lower his blood pressure.

    Director: Gabrielle Beaumont

    Writer: N/A

  • Bless You, Hawkeye
    7.3/10520 votes

    #17 - Bless You, Hawkeye

    Season 9 Episode 17 - Aired 3/16/1981

    When Hawkeye can't stop a sneezing fit that has no apparent cause, psychiatrist Sidney Freedman digs into the surgeon's past for a clue to this unusual malady.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Blood Brothers
    8.2/10643 votes

    #18 - Blood Brothers

    Season 9 Episode 18 - Aired 4/6/1981

    Hawkeye is overcome by the devotion of a terminally ill G.I., who has leukemia, for his critically wounded buddy, but he has trouble coming to terms with the fact that he can't cure the man. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is worried about the impending visit of a Cardinal.

    Director: Harry Morgan

    Writer: N/A

  • The Foresight Saga
    7.3/10476 votes

    #19 - The Foresight Saga

    Season 9 Episode 19 - Aired 4/13/1981

    The 4077th is given a gift of fresh-grown vegetables by a grateful Korean; and Potter questions the veracity of an upbeat letter from Radar.

    Director: Charles S. Dubin

    Writer: N/A

  • The Life You Save
    8.0/10520 votes

    #20 - The Life You Save

    Season 9 Episode 20 - Aired 5/4/1981

    After Charles is nearly felled by a sniper's bullet, he develops a philosophical obsession with death. Meanwhile, the officers have all been assigned new responsibilities.

    Director: Alan Alda

    Writer: Alan Alda, John Rappaport