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M*A*S*H S9E12 — Depressing News
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M*A*S*H•Season 9•Episode 12

Depressing News

7.6/10 · 542 votesFeb 9, 198125 min

Ranked #11 of 20 in Season 9•−0.1 vs season avg

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Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors.

Directed byAlan Alda
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Alan Alda

Alan Alda

Hawkeye Pierce

Mike Farrell

Mike Farrell

B. J. Hunnicutt

Harry Morgan

Harry Morgan

Sherman Potter

Loretta Swit

Loretta Swit

Margaret Houlihan

David Ogden Stiers

David Ogden Stiers

Charles Winchester

Jamie Farr

Jamie Farr

Maxwell Klinger

William Christopher

William Christopher

Father Mulcahy

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Alan Alda

Alan Alda

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Episode Summary

"Depressing News" is episode 12 of M*A*S*H season 9. It scored 7.6/10 from 542 votes, ranking #11 of 20 episodes this season (season average 7.7). Directed by Alan Alda, it aired on February 9, 1981.

Next: E13 · No Laughing MatterBest of Season 9