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The Best Episodes of Million Dollars, But...

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Every episode of Million Dollars, But... ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Million Dollars, But...!

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  • Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon
    9.4/10(6)
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    #1 - Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon

    Season 1 Episode 6

    Aired 8/19/2015

    This week Chris and Aaron from Social Disorder join Burnie. They meet Baby Burnie, go on a series of bad dates with Hitler, and enjoy delicious sponge.

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  • Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks
    9.2/10(8)
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    #2 - Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks

    Season 1 Episode 2

    Aired 7/8/2015

    This week, Gus joins Gav and Burnie to discuss memory loss, sexy puke, and glowing dicks. Would you take the million dollars?

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  • Birthday Sex & Negativity Light
    9.2/10(6)
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    #3 - Birthday Sex & Negativity Light

    Season 1 Episode 4

    Aired 7/22/2015

    Join Barbara, Gavin, and Burnie as they eat all the birthday cake and travel through time to witness their conception.

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  • Million Dollars, But...
    9.0/10(8)
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    #4 - Million Dollars, But...

    Season 1 Episode 1

    Aired 5/20/2015

    What would you do for a million dollars? Gavin, Burnie, and Barbara would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything.

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  • Magic Dogs & Muscle Men
    9.0/10(6)
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    #5 - Magic Dogs & Muscle Men

    Season 1 Episode 5

    Aired 8/5/2015

    This week, Colton Dunn joins Chris and Burnie to discuss what he would do for $1 million. Not even magic dogs and vomiting spaghetti will get between them and their money.

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  • Achievement Hunter Animal Attack
    9.0/10(6)
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    #6 - Achievement Hunter Animal Attack

    Season 2 Episode 5

    Aired 3/16/2016

    Join the Achievement Hunters as they decide if a million dollars is worth random acts of violence from animals or having baby diapers hurled at their faces.

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  • Flaming Butts
    8.8/10(8)
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    #7 - Flaming Butts

    Season 2 Episode 6

    Aired 3/23/2016

    In the season finale of Million Dollars, But..., learn what having a hot butt really means.

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  • Mime Time & Serial Hugger
    8.7/10(7)
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    #8 - Mime Time & Serial Hugger

    Season 2 Episode 1

    Aired 2/10/2016

    Welcome back for season 2 of "Million Dollars, But..."! This week, the RWBY gang discusses becoming mimes and hugging strangers for 30 seconds.

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  • Sudden Nudity & Permanent Parachutes
    8.6/10(6)
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    #9 - Sudden Nudity & Permanent Parachutes

    Season 1 Episode 7

    Aired 8/26/2015

    This week Gavin and the Free Play crew decide if they'll take a million dollars for disappearing clothes or always wearing a parachute.

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  • Money Mouth & Delayed Climax
    8.4/10(6)
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    #10 - Money Mouth & Delayed Climax

    Season 1 Episode 3

    Aired 7/15/2015

    This week Kerry joins Burnie and Gavin. They discuss delayed climaxes, licking money, and a world full of talking objects.

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  • Biggest Belieber & Knife-hand
    8.4/10(6)
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    #11 - Biggest Belieber & Knife-hand

    Season 2 Episode 3

    Aired 2/24/2016

    This week Barbara and the Funhaus gang livestream their bathroom breaks and become the world's biggest Justin Bieber fans.

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  • Bleed Out & Sneeze Teleport
    8.2/10(6)
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    #12 - Bleed Out & Sneeze Teleport

    Season 1 Episode 8

    Aired 9/9/2015

    For the Season Finale, Michael joins Gavin and Burnie as they teleport around the world and enjoy each others farts.

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  • Puppet Arms & Giant Womb
    8.2/10(6)
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    #13 - Puppet Arms & Giant Womb

    Season 2 Episode 2

    Aired 2/17/2016

    Join Burnie, Adam, and Blaine as they discuss the finer points of having puppet arms and being born from a giant womb every day.

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  • Extinguishing Butt Fires
    8.2/10(7)
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    #14 - Extinguishing Butt Fires

    Season 2 Episode 7

    Aired 3/31/2016

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  • Slow Mo Millionaires
    8.0/10(6)
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    #15 - Slow Mo Millionaires

    Season 3 Episode 2

    Aired 8/17/2016

    Join Gavin, Dan, and Blaine as they dodge speeding bullets, wear mascot outfits for a year and have their hands magically replaced by random objects.

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  • Girls vs Ninjas
    8.0/10(6)
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    #16 - Girls vs Ninjas

    Season 3 Episode 3

    Aired 8/24/2016

    Join Barbara, Lindsay, and Ashley as they fight ninjas and deal with the perils of always being wet.

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  • Evil Twin & Fart Parade
    7.8/10(7)
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    #17 - Evil Twin & Fart Parade

    Season 2 Episode 4

    Aired 3/9/2016

    Zach, Chris, and Josh talk about the important things this week, like having a fart parade or murdering your evil twin!

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  • Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips
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    #18 - Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips

    Season 1 Episode 9

    Aired 12/20/2015

    Special guest Alan Ritchson joins Gavin and Burnie for a Lazer Team episode of Million Dollars, But...

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  • Hunted by Linebackers
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    #19 - Hunted by Linebackers

    Season 3 Episode 1

    Aired 8/10/2016

    Join Gavin, Michael, and Burnie as they discuss the finer points of starting riots, being beaten by children, and dodging professional linebackers.

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  • Old People Punching
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    #20 - Old People Punching

    Season 3 Episode 4

    Aired 9/7/2016

    Join Burnie, Nick, and Kirk as they beat old people and deal with aliens bursting out of their chests. Check out Crunch Time on September 11th!

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    #21 - The Jerk Off Text

    Season 3 Episode 5

    Aired 9/14/2016

    Join Geoff, Greg, and Tim as they gain a million dollars but lose all their dignity.

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    #22 - Screaming Penis

    Season 3 Episode 6

    Aired 9/21/2016

    Join Barbara, Gavin, and Jeremy for the season 3 finale of Million Dollars, But. Will the crew take a million bucks for a screaming penis or permanent snapchat filters? Find out!

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  • Founding Fathers
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    #23 - Founding Fathers

    Season 4 Episode 1

    Aired 4/4/2017

    Join Burnie, Matt, and Gus as they punch random bystanders and float away from Earth.

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    #24 - Wayward Wiener

    Season 4 Episode 2

    Aired 4/11/2017

    Join Gavin, Burnie, and Blaine at RTX Sydney as they take scenarios from the Rooster Teeth community. Can they find their genitals in a dark room filled with sausages? Will they take velociraptor legs? Find out!

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  • Tweeting for Trump
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    #25 - Tweeting for Trump

    Season 4 Episode 3

    Aired 4/18/2017

    Barbara, Elyse, and Ashley transcribe tweets for Donald Trump and have their own personal mariachi band follow them 24/7 in this episode of Million Dollars, But...

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Best Episodes Summary

"Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon" is the best rated episode of "Million Dollars, But...". It scored 9.4/10 based on 6 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 8/19/2015. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks".