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The Best Episodes of Million Dollars, But...

Every episode of Million Dollars, But... ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Million Dollars, But...!

What would you do for a million dollars?
Genre:Comedy

Best Episodes Summary

"Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon" is the best rated episode of "Million Dollars, But...". It scored 9.4/10 based on 6 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 8/19/2015. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks".

  • Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon
    9.4/106 votes
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    #1 - Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 8/19/2015

    This week Chris and Aaron from Social Disorder join Burnie. They meet Baby Burnie, go on a series of bad dates with Hitler, and enjoy delicious sponge.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks
    9.2/108 votes
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    #2 - Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 7/8/2015

    This week, Gus joins Gav and Burnie to discuss memory loss, sexy puke, and glowing dicks. Would you take the million dollars?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Birthday Sex & Negativity Light
    9.2/106 votes
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    #3 - Birthday Sex & Negativity Light

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 7/22/2015

    Join Barbara, Gavin, and Burnie as they eat all the birthday cake and travel through time to witness their conception.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Million Dollars, But...
    9.0/108 votes
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    #4 - Million Dollars, But...

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 5/20/2015

    What would you do for a million dollars? Gavin, Burnie, and Barbara would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Magic Dogs & Muscle Men
    9.0/106 votes
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    #5 - Magic Dogs & Muscle Men

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 8/5/2015

    This week, Colton Dunn joins Chris and Burnie to discuss what he would do for $1 million. Not even magic dogs and vomiting spaghetti will get between them and their money.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Achievement Hunter Animal Attack
    9.0/106 votes
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    #6 - Achievement Hunter Animal Attack

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 3/16/2016

    Join the Achievement Hunters as they decide if a million dollars is worth random acts of violence from animals or having baby diapers hurled at their faces.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Flaming Butts
    8.8/108 votes
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    #7 - Flaming Butts

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 3/23/2016

    In the season finale of Million Dollars, But..., learn what having a hot butt really means.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Mime Time & Serial Hugger
    8.7/107 votes
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    #8 - Mime Time & Serial Hugger

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 2/10/2016

    Welcome back for season 2 of "Million Dollars, But..."! This week, the RWBY gang discusses becoming mimes and hugging strangers for 30 seconds.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Sudden Nudity & Permanent Parachutes
    8.6/106 votes
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    #9 - Sudden Nudity & Permanent Parachutes

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 8/26/2015

    This week Gavin and the Free Play crew decide if they'll take a million dollars for disappearing clothes or always wearing a parachute.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Money Mouth & Delayed Climax
    8.4/106 votes
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    #10 - Money Mouth & Delayed Climax

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 7/15/2015

    This week Kerry joins Burnie and Gavin. They discuss delayed climaxes, licking money, and a world full of talking objects.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Biggest Belieber & Knife-hand
    8.4/106 votes
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    #11 - Biggest Belieber & Knife-hand

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 2/24/2016

    This week Barbara and the Funhaus gang livestream their bathroom breaks and become the world's biggest Justin Bieber fans.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Bleed Out & Sneeze Teleport
    8.2/106 votes
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    #12 - Bleed Out & Sneeze Teleport

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 9/9/2015

    For the Season Finale, Michael joins Gavin and Burnie as they teleport around the world and enjoy each others farts.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Puppet Arms & Giant Womb
    8.2/106 votes
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    #13 - Puppet Arms & Giant Womb

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 2/17/2016

    Join Burnie, Adam, and Blaine as they discuss the finer points of having puppet arms and being born from a giant womb every day.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Extinguishing Butt Fires
    8.2/107 votes
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    #14 - Extinguishing Butt Fires

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 3/31/2016

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    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Slow Mo Millionaires
    8.0/106 votes
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    #15 - Slow Mo Millionaires

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 8/17/2016

    Join Gavin, Dan, and Blaine as they dodge speeding bullets, wear mascot outfits for a year and have their hands magically replaced by random objects.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Girls vs Ninjas
    8.0/106 votes
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    #16 - Girls vs Ninjas

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 8/24/2016

    Join Barbara, Lindsay, and Ashley as they fight ninjas and deal with the perils of always being wet.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Evil Twin & Fart Parade
    7.8/107 votes
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    #17 - Evil Twin & Fart Parade

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 3/9/2016

    Zach, Chris, and Josh talk about the important things this week, like having a fart parade or murdering your evil twin!

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips
    NaN/100 votes
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    #18 - Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 12/20/2015

    Special guest Alan Ritchson joins Gavin and Burnie for a Lazer Team episode of Million Dollars, But...

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Hunted by Linebackers
    NaN/100 votes
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    #19 - Hunted by Linebackers

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 8/10/2016

    Join Gavin, Michael, and Burnie as they discuss the finer points of starting riots, being beaten by children, and dodging professional linebackers.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Old People Punching
    NaN/100 votes
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    #20 - Old People Punching

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 9/7/2016

    Join Burnie, Nick, and Kirk as they beat old people and deal with aliens bursting out of their chests. Check out Crunch Time on September 11th!

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Jerk Off Text
    NaN/100 votes
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    #21 - The Jerk Off Text

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 9/14/2016

    Join Geoff, Greg, and Tim as they gain a million dollars but lose all their dignity.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Screaming Penis
    NaN/100 votes
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    #22 - Screaming Penis

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 9/21/2016

    Join Barbara, Gavin, and Jeremy for the season 3 finale of Million Dollars, But. Will the crew take a million bucks for a screaming penis or permanent snapchat filters? Find out!

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Founding Fathers
    NaN/100 votes
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    #23 - Founding Fathers

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 4/4/2017

    Join Burnie, Matt, and Gus as they punch random bystanders and float away from Earth.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Wayward Wiener
    NaN/100 votes
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    #24 - Wayward Wiener

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 4/11/2017

    Join Gavin, Burnie, and Blaine at RTX Sydney as they take scenarios from the Rooster Teeth community. Can they find their genitals in a dark room filled with sausages? Will they take velociraptor legs? Find out!

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Tweeting for Trump
    NaN/100 votes
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    #25 - Tweeting for Trump

    Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 4/18/2017

    Barbara, Elyse, and Ashley transcribe tweets for Donald Trump and have their own personal mariachi band follow them 24/7 in this episode of Million Dollars, But...

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A