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What would you do for a million dollars? Gavin, Burnie, and Barbara would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything.

Million Dollars, But...

This week, Gus joins Gav and Burnie to discuss memory loss, sexy puke, and glowing dicks. Would you take the million dollars?

Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks

This week Kerry joins Burnie and Gavin. They discuss delayed climaxes, licking money, and a world full of talking objects.

Money Mouth & Delayed Climax

Join Barbara, Gavin, and Burnie as they eat all the birthday cake and travel through time to witness their conception.

Birthday Sex & Negativity Light

This week, Colton Dunn joins Chris and Burnie to discuss what he would do for $1 million. Not even magic dogs and vomiting spaghetti will get between them and their money.

Magic Dogs & Muscle Men

This week Chris and Aaron from Social Disorder join Burnie. They meet Baby Burnie, go on a series of bad dates with Hitler, and enjoy delicious sponge.

Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon

This week Gavin and the Free Play crew decide if they'll take a million dollars for disappearing clothes or always wearing a parachute.

Sudden Nudity & Permanent Parachutes

For the Season Finale, Michael joins Gavin and Burnie as they teleport around the world and enjoy each others farts.

Bleed Out & Sneeze Teleport

Special guest Alan Ritchson joins Gavin and Burnie for a Lazer Team episode of Million Dollars, But...

Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips

Welcome back for season 2 of "Million Dollars, But..."! This week, the RWBY gang discusses becoming mimes and hugging strangers for 30 seconds.

Mime Time & Serial Hugger

Join Burnie, Adam, and Blaine as they discuss the finer points of having puppet arms and being born from a giant womb every day.

Puppet Arms & Giant Womb

This week Barbara and the Funhaus gang livestream their bathroom breaks and become the world's biggest Justin Bieber fans.

Biggest Belieber & Knife-hand

Zach, Chris, and Josh talk about the important things this week, like having a fart parade or murdering your evil twin!

Evil Twin & Fart Parade

Join the Achievement Hunters as they decide if a million dollars is worth random acts of violence from animals or having baby diapers hurled at their faces.

Achievement Hunter Animal Attack

In the season finale of Million Dollars, But..., learn what having a hot butt really means.

Flaming Butts

Extinguishing Butt Fires

Join Gavin, Michael, and Burnie as they discuss the finer points of starting riots, being beaten by children, and dodging professional linebackers.

Hunted by Linebackers

Join Gavin, Dan, and Blaine as they dodge speeding bullets, wear mascot outfits for a year and have their hands magically replaced by random objects.

Slow Mo Millionaires

Join Barbara, Lindsay, and Ashley as they fight ninjas and deal with the perils of always being wet.

Girls vs Ninjas

Join Burnie, Nick, and Kirk as they beat old people and deal with aliens bursting out of their chests. Check out Crunch Time on September 11th!

Old People Punching

Join Geoff, Greg, and Tim as they gain a million dollars but lose all their dignity.

The Jerk Off Text

Join Barbara, Gavin, and Jeremy for the season 3 finale of Million Dollars, But. Will the crew take a million bucks for a screaming penis or permanent snapchat filters? Find out!

Screaming Penis

Join Burnie, Matt, and Gus as they punch random bystanders and float away from Earth.

Founding Fathers

Join Gavin, Burnie, and Blaine at RTX Sydney as they take scenarios from the Rooster Teeth community. Can they find their genitals in a dark room filled with sausages? Will they take velociraptor legs? Find out!

Wayward Wiener

Barbara, Elyse, and Ashley transcribe tweets for Donald Trump and have their own personal mariachi band follow them 24/7 in this episode of Million Dollars, But...

Tweeting for Trump

Join Gavin Free, Burnie Burns, and special guest Grace Helbig as they profess their undying love for strangers and eat cheddar biscuits, tacos, and dog poop.

Grace Helbig in: All You Can Eat

Join Barbara, Blaine, and Jon in a radical and totally tubular 80's themed episode of Million Dollars, But...! Cowabunga dudes!

80's Flashback

Join Barbara Dunkelman, Blaine Gibson, and special guest Jessica Nigri as they crash through ceilings and vibrate on while trying to eat food.

Jessica Nigri in: Crashing Through Ceilings

Will Gavin Free, Burnie Burns, and special guest Phil DeFranco take a million bucks if their food is constantly screaming at them? Find out in this episode of Million Dollars, But...

Phil DeFranco in: Screaming Food

Join Burnie Burns, Barbara Dunkelman, and Hannah Hart as they accept a million dollars to be haunted by historic figures and chug unfinished drinks.

Hannah Hart in: Historic Hauntings

Follow Miles, Gray, and Kerry in a very "In-Saiyan" animation-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!

Anime Fights & Tantalizing Tentacles

Join Barbara, Mariel, and Elyse on a grim and ghoulish quest for money in a Death-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!

Femme Fatales

Level up with Burnie, Ashley, and Jon as they battle Pokémon and undergo extreme makeovers in a video game-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!

Poké-Pandemonium & Ashley the Furry

Would you sacrifice the holidays for a million bucks? Join Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Blaine Gibson as they babysit their drunk family and pull Christmas lights out of their butts.

Holiday: 12 Crimes of Christmas

Journey with Gus, Frank, and Griffon as they get pestered by their own personal fairy and have their lives ruled by a dungeon master in this fantasy-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!

Dungeons, Dragons, and Dumbasses

Achievement Hunter: Sandal Scandal

Funhaus: All Lubed Up

Super Pine 7: Can't Poop

RTX London: A Million Pounds, Although

Barbara's Explosion of Emotion

Chrono Oh No!

Puppet Pandemonium

Claws and Effect

Animated Holiday Special

Join Jack, Jeremy, and Ryan as they fight inanimate objects and hunt down sandal & sock sociopaths in an Achievement Hunter episode of Million Dollars, But!

Achievement Hunter Sandal Scandal

Join Adam, Lawrence and Bruce in a greasy, lubricated adventure with magnetic balls and a fleet of drones in this Funhaus episode of Million Dollars, But!

Funhaus All Lubed Up

Join Steven, James, and Cib in their first (and probably last) episode of Million Dollars, But! There's a superhero with gum powers, nude public speaking, and for some reason everyone touches James' crotch.

Sugar Pine 7 Can't Poop

Grab a cup of tea and enjoy a very special British episode of MDB starring Burnie, Gavin, and Ellie! A special thanks to the Rooster Teeth community for attending RTX London and for making this episode possible!

In this EXPLOSIVE episode of MDB, join Barbara Dunkelman, Adam Ellis, and Jon Risinger as they find creative (and violent) ways to express their emotions. We welcome you with open arms to enjoy this episode!

Join Gavin and first-timers Chad and Trevor in a hair-raising, time-stopping, and, most importantly, law-abiding episode of Million Dollars, But... (complete with mob bosses and out-of-control armpit hair)!

Join Burnie, Becca, and Chris on this ear-splitting, animal hunting, puppet-filled episode of Million Dollars, But...

Join Blaine Gibson, Aaron Marquis, and THE Matt Hullum as they decide if getting close encountered, dumboed and, claw machined is worth a cool million in this episode of Million Dollars But.

Join Burnie, Gus, and Geoff in this very special animated, holiday, underwater-themed episode of MDB! Why not play Million Dollars, But... The Game with your friends this holiday season? Just go to MDBGame.com and get your deck today!

The Best Seasons of Million Dollars, But...

The Best Seasons of Million Dollars, But...

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5

Season 6