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  1. Background image for Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips
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    #1 - Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips

    S1:E9

    Special guest Alan Ritchson joins Gavin and Burnie for a Lazer Team episode of Million Dollars, But...

    Director:Unknown
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    #2 - Hunted by Linebackers

    S3:E1

    Join Gavin, Michael, and Burnie as they discuss the finer points of starting riots, being beaten by children, and dodging professional linebackers.

    Director:Unknown
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    #3 - Slow Mo Millionaires

    S3:E2

    Join Gavin, Dan, and Blaine as they dodge speeding bullets, wear mascot outfits for a year and have their hands magically replaced by random objects.

    Director:Unknown
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    #4 - Girls vs Ninjas

    S3:E3

    Join Barbara, Lindsay, and Ashley as they fight ninjas and deal with the perils of always being wet.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #5 - Old People Punching

    S3:E4

    Join Burnie, Nick, and Kirk as they beat old people and deal with aliens bursting out of their chests. Check out Crunch Time on September 11th!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #6 - The Jerk Off Text

    S3:E5

    Join Geoff, Greg, and Tim as they gain a million dollars but lose all their dignity.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #7 - Screaming Penis

    S3:E6

    Join Barbara, Gavin, and Jeremy for the season 3 finale of Million Dollars, But. Will the crew take a million bucks for a screaming penis or permanent snapchat filters? Find out!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #8 - Founding Fathers

    S4:E1

    Join Burnie, Matt, and Gus as they punch random bystanders and float away from Earth.

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    #9 - Wayward Wiener

    S4:E2

    Join Gavin, Burnie, and Blaine at RTX Sydney as they take scenarios from the Rooster Teeth community. Can they find their genitals in a dark room filled with sausages? Will they take velociraptor legs? Find out!

    Director:Unknown
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    #10 - Tweeting for Trump

    S4:E3

    Barbara, Elyse, and Ashley transcribe tweets for Donald Trump and have their own personal mariachi band follow them 24/7 in this episode of Million Dollars, But...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #11 - Grace Helbig in: All You Can Eat

    S4:E4

    Join Gavin Free, Burnie Burns, and special guest Grace Helbig as they profess their undying love for strangers and eat cheddar biscuits, tacos, and dog poop.

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    #12 - 80's Flashback

    S4:E5

    Join Barbara, Blaine, and Jon in a radical and totally tubular 80's themed episode of Million Dollars, But...! Cowabunga dudes!

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  14. Background image for Jessica Nigri in: Crashing Through Ceilings
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    #13 - Jessica Nigri in: Crashing Through Ceilings

    S4:E6

    Join Barbara Dunkelman, Blaine Gibson, and special guest Jessica Nigri as they crash through ceilings and vibrate on while trying to eat food.

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    #14 - Phil DeFranco in: Screaming Food

    S4:E7

    Will Gavin Free, Burnie Burns, and special guest Phil DeFranco take a million bucks if their food is constantly screaming at them? Find out in this episode of Million Dollars, But...

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Background image for Hannah Hart in: Historic Hauntings
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    #15 - Hannah Hart in: Historic Hauntings

    S4:E8

    Join Burnie Burns, Barbara Dunkelman, and Hannah Hart as they accept a million dollars to be haunted by historic figures and chug unfinished drinks.

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    #16 - Anime Fights & Tantalizing Tentacles

    S5:E1

    Follow Miles, Gray, and Kerry in a very "In-Saiyan" animation-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!

    Director:Unknown
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    #17 - Femme Fatales

    S5:E2

    Join Barbara, Mariel, and Elyse on a grim and ghoulish quest for money in a Death-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!

    Director:Unknown
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    #18 - Poké-Pandemonium & Ashley the Furry

    S5:E3

    Level up with Burnie, Ashley, and Jon as they battle Pokémon and undergo extreme makeovers in a video game-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!

    Director:Unknown
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    #19 - Holiday: 12 Crimes of Christmas

    S5:E4

    Would you sacrifice the holidays for a million bucks? Join Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Blaine Gibson as they babysit their drunk family and pull Christmas lights out of their butts.

    Director:Unknown
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    #20 - Dungeons, Dragons, and Dumbasses

    S5:E5

    Journey with Gus, Frank, and Griffon as they get pestered by their own personal fairy and have their lives ruled by a dungeon master in this fantasy-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!

    Director:Unknown
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    #21 - Achievement Hunter: Sandal Scandal

    S5:E6

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    #22 - Funhaus: All Lubed Up

    S5:E7

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    #23 - Super Pine 7: Can't Poop

    S5:E8

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    #24 - RTX London: A Million Pounds, Although

    S5:E9

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    #25 - Barbara's Explosion of Emotion

    S5:E10

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips" is the worst rated episode of "Million Dollars, But...". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 12/20/2015. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Hunted by Linebackers".