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The Worst Episodes of Million Dollars, But...

Every episode of Million Dollars, But... ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Million Dollars, But...!

What would you do for a million dollars?
Genre:Comedy

Worst Episodes Summary

"Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips" is the worst rated episode of "Million Dollars, But...". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 12/20/2015. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Hunted by Linebackers".

  • Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips
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    #1 - Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 12/20/2015

    Special guest Alan Ritchson joins Gavin and Burnie for a Lazer Team episode of Million Dollars, But...

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  • Hunted by Linebackers
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    #2 - Hunted by Linebackers

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 8/10/2016

    Join Gavin, Michael, and Burnie as they discuss the finer points of starting riots, being beaten by children, and dodging professional linebackers.

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  • Old People Punching
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    #3 - Old People Punching

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 9/7/2016

    Join Burnie, Nick, and Kirk as they beat old people and deal with aliens bursting out of their chests. Check out Crunch Time on September 11th!

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  • The Jerk Off Text
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    #4 - The Jerk Off Text

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 9/14/2016

    Join Geoff, Greg, and Tim as they gain a million dollars but lose all their dignity.

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  • Screaming Penis
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    #5 - Screaming Penis

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 9/21/2016

    Join Barbara, Gavin, and Jeremy for the season 3 finale of Million Dollars, But. Will the crew take a million bucks for a screaming penis or permanent snapchat filters? Find out!

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  • Founding Fathers
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    #6 - Founding Fathers

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 4/4/2017

    Join Burnie, Matt, and Gus as they punch random bystanders and float away from Earth.

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  • Wayward Wiener
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    #7 - Wayward Wiener

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 4/11/2017

    Join Gavin, Burnie, and Blaine at RTX Sydney as they take scenarios from the Rooster Teeth community. Can they find their genitals in a dark room filled with sausages? Will they take velociraptor legs? Find out!

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  • Tweeting for Trump
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    #8 - Tweeting for Trump

    Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 4/18/2017

    Barbara, Elyse, and Ashley transcribe tweets for Donald Trump and have their own personal mariachi band follow them 24/7 in this episode of Million Dollars, But...

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  • Grace Helbig in: All You Can Eat
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    #9 - Grace Helbig in: All You Can Eat

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 4/25/2017

    Join Gavin Free, Burnie Burns, and special guest Grace Helbig as they profess their undying love for strangers and eat cheddar biscuits, tacos, and dog poop.

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  • 80's Flashback
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    #10 - 80's Flashback

    Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 5/2/2017

    Join Barbara, Blaine, and Jon in a radical and totally tubular 80's themed episode of Million Dollars, But...! Cowabunga dudes!

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  • Jessica Nigri in: Crashing Through Ceilings
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    #11 - Jessica Nigri in: Crashing Through Ceilings

    Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 5/16/2017

    Join Barbara Dunkelman, Blaine Gibson, and special guest Jessica Nigri as they crash through ceilings and vibrate on while trying to eat food.

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  • Phil DeFranco in: Screaming Food
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    #12 - Phil DeFranco in: Screaming Food

    Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 5/16/2017

    Will Gavin Free, Burnie Burns, and special guest Phil DeFranco take a million bucks if their food is constantly screaming at them? Find out in this episode of Million Dollars, But...

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  • Hannah Hart in: Historic Hauntings
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    #13 - Hannah Hart in: Historic Hauntings

    Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 5/23/2017

    Join Burnie Burns, Barbara Dunkelman, and Hannah Hart as they accept a million dollars to be haunted by historic figures and chug unfinished drinks.

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  • Anime Fights & Tantalizing Tentacles
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    #14 - Anime Fights & Tantalizing Tentacles

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 11/16/2017

    Follow Miles, Gray, and Kerry in a very "In-Saiyan" animation-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!

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  • Femme Fatales
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    #15 - Femme Fatales

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 11/20/2017

    Join Barbara, Mariel, and Elyse on a grim and ghoulish quest for money in a Death-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!

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  • Poké-Pandemonium & Ashley the Furry
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    #16 - Poké-Pandemonium & Ashley the Furry

    Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 11/27/2017

    Level up with Burnie, Ashley, and Jon as they battle Pokémon and undergo extreme makeovers in a video game-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!

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  • Holiday: 12 Crimes of Christmas
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    #17 - Holiday: 12 Crimes of Christmas

    Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 12/5/2017

    Would you sacrifice the holidays for a million bucks? Join Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Blaine Gibson as they babysit their drunk family and pull Christmas lights out of their butts.

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  • Dungeons, Dragons, and Dumbasses
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    #18 - Dungeons, Dragons, and Dumbasses

    Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 12/11/2017

    Journey with Gus, Frank, and Griffon as they get pestered by their own personal fairy and have their lives ruled by a dungeon master in this fantasy-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!

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  • Achievement Hunter: Sandal Scandal
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    #19 - Achievement Hunter: Sandal Scandal

    Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 2/8/2018

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  • Funhaus: All Lubed Up
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    #20 - Funhaus: All Lubed Up

    Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 2/15/2018

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  • Super Pine 7: Can't Poop
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    #21 - Super Pine 7: Can't Poop

    Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 2/22/2018

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  • RTX London: A Million Pounds, Although
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    #22 - RTX London: A Million Pounds, Although

    Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 3/1/2018

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  • Barbara's Explosion of Emotion
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    #23 - Barbara's Explosion of Emotion

    Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 3/8/2018

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  • Chrono Oh No!
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    #24 - Chrono Oh No!

    Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 3/15/2018

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  • Puppet Pandemonium
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    #25 - Puppet Pandemonium

    Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 3/22/2018

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