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#1 - Million Dollars, But...
Season 1 Episode 1
Aired 5/20/2015
What would you do for a million dollars? Gavin, Burnie, and Barbara would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything.
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#2 - Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks
Season 1 Episode 2
Aired 7/8/2015
This week, Gus joins Gav and Burnie to discuss memory loss, sexy puke, and glowing dicks. Would you take the million dollars?
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#3 - Money Mouth & Delayed Climax
Season 1 Episode 3
Aired 7/15/2015
This week Kerry joins Burnie and Gavin. They discuss delayed climaxes, licking money, and a world full of talking objects.
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#4 - Birthday Sex & Negativity Light
Season 1 Episode 4
Aired 7/22/2015
Join Barbara, Gavin, and Burnie as they eat all the birthday cake and travel through time to witness their conception.
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#5 - Magic Dogs & Muscle Men
Season 1 Episode 5
Aired 8/5/2015
This week, Colton Dunn joins Chris and Burnie to discuss what he would do for $1 million. Not even magic dogs and vomiting spaghetti will get between them and their money.
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#6 - Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon
Season 1 Episode 6
Aired 8/19/2015
This week Chris and Aaron from Social Disorder join Burnie. They meet Baby Burnie, go on a series of bad dates with Hitler, and enjoy delicious sponge.
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#7 - Sudden Nudity & Permanent Parachutes
Season 1 Episode 7
Aired 8/26/2015
This week Gavin and the Free Play crew decide if they'll take a million dollars for disappearing clothes or always wearing a parachute.
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#8 - Bleed Out & Sneeze Teleport
Season 1 Episode 8
Aired 9/9/2015
For the Season Finale, Michael joins Gavin and Burnie as they teleport around the world and enjoy each others farts.
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#9 - Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips
Season 1 Episode 9
Aired 12/20/2015
Special guest Alan Ritchson joins Gavin and Burnie for a Lazer Team episode of Million Dollars, But...
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#10 - Mime Time & Serial Hugger
Season 2 Episode 1
Aired 2/10/2016
Welcome back for season 2 of "Million Dollars, But..."! This week, the RWBY gang discusses becoming mimes and hugging strangers for 30 seconds.
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#11 - Puppet Arms & Giant Womb
Season 2 Episode 2
Aired 2/17/2016
Join Burnie, Adam, and Blaine as they discuss the finer points of having puppet arms and being born from a giant womb every day.
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#12 - Biggest Belieber & Knife-hand
Season 2 Episode 3
Aired 2/24/2016
This week Barbara and the Funhaus gang livestream their bathroom breaks and become the world's biggest Justin Bieber fans.
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#13 - Evil Twin & Fart Parade
Season 2 Episode 4
Aired 3/9/2016
Zach, Chris, and Josh talk about the important things this week, like having a fart parade or murdering your evil twin!
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#14 - Achievement Hunter Animal Attack
Season 2 Episode 5
Aired 3/16/2016
Join the Achievement Hunters as they decide if a million dollars is worth random acts of violence from animals or having baby diapers hurled at their faces.
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#15 - Flaming Butts
Season 2 Episode 6
Aired 3/23/2016
In the season finale of Million Dollars, But..., learn what having a hot butt really means.
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#16 - Extinguishing Butt Fires
Season 2 Episode 7
Aired 3/31/2016
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#17 - Hunted by Linebackers
Season 3 Episode 1
Aired 8/10/2016
Join Gavin, Michael, and Burnie as they discuss the finer points of starting riots, being beaten by children, and dodging professional linebackers.
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#18 - Slow Mo Millionaires
Season 3 Episode 2
Aired 8/17/2016
Join Gavin, Dan, and Blaine as they dodge speeding bullets, wear mascot outfits for a year and have their hands magically replaced by random objects.
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#19 - Girls vs Ninjas
Season 3 Episode 3
Aired 8/24/2016
Join Barbara, Lindsay, and Ashley as they fight ninjas and deal with the perils of always being wet.
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#20 - Old People Punching
Season 3 Episode 4
Aired 9/7/2016
Join Burnie, Nick, and Kirk as they beat old people and deal with aliens bursting out of their chests. Check out Crunch Time on September 11th!
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#21 - The Jerk Off Text
Season 3 Episode 5
Aired 9/14/2016
Join Geoff, Greg, and Tim as they gain a million dollars but lose all their dignity.
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#22 - Screaming Penis
Season 3 Episode 6
Aired 9/21/2016
Join Barbara, Gavin, and Jeremy for the season 3 finale of Million Dollars, But. Will the crew take a million bucks for a screaming penis or permanent snapchat filters? Find out!
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#23 - Founding Fathers
Season 4 Episode 1
Aired 4/4/2017
Join Burnie, Matt, and Gus as they punch random bystanders and float away from Earth.
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#24 - Wayward Wiener
Season 4 Episode 2
Aired 4/11/2017
Join Gavin, Burnie, and Blaine at RTX Sydney as they take scenarios from the Rooster Teeth community. Can they find their genitals in a dark room filled with sausages? Will they take velociraptor legs? Find out!
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#25 - Tweeting for Trump
Season 4 Episode 3
Aired 4/18/2017
Barbara, Elyse, and Ashley transcribe tweets for Donald Trump and have their own personal mariachi band follow them 24/7 in this episode of Million Dollars, But...
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Worst Episodes Summary
"Million Dollars, But..." is the worst rated episode of "Million Dollars, But...". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 5/20/2015. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks".