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The Best Episodes of Million Dollars, But... Season 1

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The Best Episodes of Million Dollars, But... Season 1

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  1. Background image for Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon
    9.4/10(6 votes)

    #1 - Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon

    S1:E6

    This week Chris and Aaron from Social Disorder join Burnie. They meet Baby Burnie, go on a series of bad dates with Hitler, and enjoy delicious sponge.

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  2. Background image for Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks
    9.2/10(8 votes)

    #2 - Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks

    S1:E2

    This week, Gus joins Gav and Burnie to discuss memory loss, sexy puke, and glowing dicks. Would you take the million dollars?

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  3. Background image for Birthday Sex & Negativity Light
    9.2/10(6 votes)

    #3 - Birthday Sex & Negativity Light

    S1:E4

    Join Barbara, Gavin, and Burnie as they eat all the birthday cake and travel through time to witness their conception.

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    9.0/10(8 votes)

    #4 - Million Dollars, But...

    S1:E1

    What would you do for a million dollars? Gavin, Burnie, and Barbara would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything.

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  5. Background image for Magic Dogs & Muscle Men
    9.0/10(6 votes)

    #5 - Magic Dogs & Muscle Men

    S1:E5

    This week, Colton Dunn joins Chris and Burnie to discuss what he would do for $1 million. Not even magic dogs and vomiting spaghetti will get between them and their money.

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  6. Background image for Sudden Nudity & Permanent Parachutes
    8.6/10(6 votes)

    #6 - Sudden Nudity & Permanent Parachutes

    S1:E7

    This week Gavin and the Free Play crew decide if they'll take a million dollars for disappearing clothes or always wearing a parachute.

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    8.4/10(6 votes)

    #7 - Money Mouth & Delayed Climax

    S1:E3

    This week Kerry joins Burnie and Gavin. They discuss delayed climaxes, licking money, and a world full of talking objects.

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  8. Background image for Bleed Out & Sneeze Teleport
    8.2/10(6 votes)

    #8 - Bleed Out & Sneeze Teleport

    S1:E8

    For the Season Finale, Michael joins Gavin and Burnie as they teleport around the world and enjoy each others farts.

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    #9 - Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips

    S1:E9

    Special guest Alan Ritchson joins Gavin and Burnie for a Lazer Team episode of Million Dollars, But...

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Season 1 Ratings Summary

"Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon" is the best rated episode of "Million Dollars, But..." season 1. It scored 9.4/10 based on 6 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 8/19/2015. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks".