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The Best Episodes of Mind Your Language

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Mind Your Language is a British sitcom broadcast on ITV. Created and written by Vince Powell, and directed by Stuart Allen, three series were produced by London Weekend Television between 1977 and 1979, and it

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Mind Your Language Season 3 Episode 3 - No Flowers by Request
    8.5/10(136 votes)

    #1 - No Flowers by Request

    S3:E3

    Mr Brown takes Juan to hospital, suffering from a stomach ache, but a fall causes him to be admitted as a patient, instead.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Mind Your Language Season 3 Episode 8 - What a Tangled Web
    8.5/10(126 votes)

    #2 - What a Tangled Web

    S3:E8

    When Ali suspects that his wife is having an affair, Mr Brown takes matters into his own hands...

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 9 - Kill or Cure
    8.4/10(185 votes)

    #3 - Kill or Cure

    S1:E9

    Poor Jeremy is sick with the flu, so his class decide to pay him a visit hoping to cheer him up.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 2 - Too Many Crooks
    8.4/10(31 votes)

    #4 - Too Many Crooks

    S4:E2

    Two crooks rob the shop of Ranjeet's cousin when he is in charge. To evade capture, they hide in the school.

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  5. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 6 - Come Back, All Is Forgiven
    8.2/10(203 votes)

    #5 - Come Back, All Is Forgiven

    S1:E6

    It is Mr Brown’s birthday, and everyone in the class has brought him a present - but it is not all happy returns when Miss Courtney informs him that his trial month is over and dismisses him, replacing him with a new teacher.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 1 - Never Say Die
    8.2/10(84 votes)

    #6 - Never Say Die

    S4:E1

    Mr Brown mistakenly believes that Miss Courtney is dying.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 1 - The First Lesson
    8.1/10(335 votes)

    #7 - The First Lesson

    S1:E1

    Jeremy Brown starts his new job as a teacher of English as a foreign language and meets his students for the first time, a diverse group of ten adults in London, hailing from nine different countries in Europe and Asia.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 13 - The Examination
    8.1/10(168 votes)

    #8 - The Examination

    S1:E13

    The students prepare to take their Lower Cambridge Certificate exam at the end of the first term. Meanwhile, Mr Brown has a disagreement with a couple in the pub, which comes back to haunt him when it turns out that the man (Mr Short, a former principal of the school) will be supervising the exam.

    Director:Unknown
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  9. Mind Your Language Season 2 Episode 1 - All Present If Not Correct
    8.1/10(156 votes)

    #9 - All Present If Not Correct

    S2:E1

    At the start of the new school year, Mr Brown has two new students, Zoltán Szabo from Hungary and Swedish au pair, Ingrid Svenson.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Mind Your Language Season 2 Episode 2 - Queen for a Day
    8.1/10(160 votes)

    #10 - Queen for a Day

    S2:E2

    It is announced that the Queen will be visiting the school, and Miss Courtney gets excited about the event, to the extent that the school is redecorated and the EFL students wear their national costumes.

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  11. Mind Your Language Season 2 Episode 6 - A Hard Day's Night
    8.1/10(147 votes)

    #11 - A Hard Day's Night

    S2:E6

    Jeremy's flat is being redecorated so Giovanni and Max invite him to spend the night at their place.

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  12. Mind Your Language Season 3 Episode 1 - I Belong to Glasgow
    8.1/10(146 votes)

    #12 - I Belong to Glasgow

    S3:E1

    All the students return except for Ingrid and Zoltan, who has left for Hungary. Soon after, an affluent Arab Sheikh enrols his Scottish chauffeur in Mr Brown's class, due to not being able to understand his accent. But the Glaswegian man causes trouble due to his obnoxious, hostile and confrontational attitude.

    Director:Unknown
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  13. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 2 - An Inspector Calls
    8.0/10(240 votes)

    #13 - An Inspector Calls

    S1:E2

    An inspector from the local education authority arrives at the school to observe the classes, but Mr Brown mistakes him for a new student.

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  14. Mind Your Language Season 2 Episode 5 - Don't Forget the Driver
    8.0/10(135 votes)

    #14 - Don't Forget the Driver

    S2:E5

    A road trip is planned for the class, but nothing goes according to plan.

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  15. Mind Your Language Season 2 Episode 8 - After Three
    8.0/10(142 votes)

    #15 - After Three

    S2:E8

    The time has come for the Annual College Concert. What kind of a performance will the English class give ?

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Mind Your Language Season 3 Episode 6 - Repent at Leisure
    8.0/10(120 votes)

    #16 - Repent at Leisure

    S3:E6

    Anna's visa is about to expire so her friends suggest that she marry Mr Brown in order to become a British citizen.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 5 - The Best Things in Life
    7.9/10(207 votes)

    #17 - The Best Things in Life

    S1:E5

    Jamila is arrested for shoplifting a magazine due to her misunderstanding of the word 'free' in promotional material...

    Director:Unknown
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  18. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 7 - The Cheating Game
    7.9/10(188 votes)

    #18 - The Cheating Game

    S1:E7

    In order to see how prepared they are for their upcoming exam, the students prepare to take a mock exam, failing miserably and angering Mr Brown. Seeing that their teacher has no faith in them, they decide to cheat!

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Mind Your Language Season 3 Episode 4 - Just the Job
    7.9/10(126 votes)

    #19 - Just the Job

    S3:E4

    Mr Brown receives an offer of a higher paid position at another school.

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  20. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 3 - Easy Come Easy Go
    7.9/10(25 votes)

    #20 - Easy Come Easy Go

    S4:E3

    The students have seven draws on the football pools and stand to win thousands of pounds if they can get one more!

    Director:Unknown
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  21. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 4 - All Through the Night
    7.8/10(214 votes)

    #21 - All Through the Night

    S1:E4

    Upset that his students’ English is not improving, especially in the presence of Miss Courtney who leaves disappointed, Mr Brown keeps them after class, to the extent that they get locked in the building.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 8 - Better to Have Loved and Lost
    7.8/10(179 votes)

    #22 - Better to Have Loved and Lost

    S1:E8

    Celebrations as Ali and Su-Lee announce that they are to marry... but he already has a wife!

    Director:Unknown
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  23. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 11 - A Point of Honour
    7.8/10(172 votes)

    #23 - A Point of Honour

    S1:E11

    Mr Brown finds himself in a lot of trouble when Danielle tells Mr Jarvis, a pestering woodwork teacher at the school, that she is engaged to her English teacher.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. Mind Your Language Season 2 Episode 4 - Many Happy Returns
    7.8/10(143 votes)

    #24 - Many Happy Returns

    S2:E4

    Sid can't believe his luck. Just when he was hard up for cash, he finds lots of it. The only problem is Ranjeet is the one who lost it...

    Director:Unknown
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  25. Mind Your Language Season 3 Episode 2 - Who Loves Ya Baby?
    7.8/10(130 votes)

    #25 - Who Loves Ya Baby?

    S3:E2

    Au pair Danielle brings her boss' baby to school, but she leaves him in the canteen and he goes missing.

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Best Episodes Summary

"No Flowers by Request" is the best rated episode of "Mind Your Language". It scored 8.5/10 based on 136 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 11/10/1979. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "What a Tangled Web".