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The Best Episodes of Mind Your Language

Every episode of Mind Your Language ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Mind Your Language!

Best episode
S3E3 No Flowers by Request
8.5144 votes
Worst episode
S4E12 Teacher's Pet
6.627 votes
Top season
Season 3
8.0avg
Binge time
12h 6m
42 episodes
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Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Mind Your Language Season 3 Episode 3 - No Flowers by Request
    8.5/10(144 votes)

    S3:E3

    Mr Brown takes Juan to hospital, suffering from a stomach ache, but a fall causes him to be admitted as a patient, instead.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 9 - Kill or Cure
    8.4/10(197 votes)

    S1:E9

    Poor Jeremy is sick with the flu, so his class decide to pay him a visit hoping to cheer him up.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Mind Your Language Season 3 Episode 8 - What a Tangled Web
    8.4/10(134 votes)

    S3:E8

    When Ali suspects that his wife is having an affair, Mr Brown takes matters into his own hands...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 2 - Too Many Crooks
    8.5/10(32 votes)

    S4:E2

    Two crooks rob the shop of Ranjeet's cousin when he is in charge. To evade capture, they hide in the school.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 1 - The First Lesson
    8.1/10(355 votes)

    S1:E1

    Jeremy Brown starts his new job as a teacher of English as a foreign language and meets his students for the first time, a diverse group of ten adults in London, hailing from nine different countries in Europe and Asia.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 6 - Come Back, All Is Forgiven
    8.1/10(213 votes)

    S1:E6

    It is Mr Brown’s birthday, and everyone in the class has brought him a present - but it is not all happy returns when Miss Courtney informs him that his trial month is over and dismisses him, replacing him with a new teacher.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 13 - The Examination
    8.1/10(176 votes)

    S1:E13

    The students prepare to take their Lower Cambridge Certificate exam at the end of the first term. Meanwhile, Mr Brown has a disagreement with a couple in the pub, which comes back to haunt him when it turns out that the man (Mr Short, a former principal of the school) will be supervising the exam.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Mind Your Language Season 2 Episode 2 - Queen for a Day
    8.1/10(169 votes)

    S2:E2

    It is announced that the Queen will be visiting the school, and Miss Courtney gets excited about the event, to the extent that the school is redecorated and the EFL students wear their national costumes.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Mind Your Language Season 2 Episode 1 - All Present If Not Correct
    8.1/10(165 votes)

    S2:E1

    At the start of the new school year, Mr Brown has two new students, Zoltán Szabo from Hungary and Swedish au pair, Ingrid Svenson.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Mind Your Language Season 2 Episode 6 - A Hard Day's Night
    8.1/10(155 votes)

    S2:E6

    Jeremy's flat is being redecorated so Giovanni and Max invite him to spend the night at their place.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Mind Your Language Season 3 Episode 1 - I Belong to Glasgow
    8.1/10(155 votes)

    S3:E1

    All the students return except for Ingrid and Zoltan, who has left for Hungary. Soon after, an affluent Arab Sheikh enrols his Scottish chauffeur in Mr Brown's class, due to not being able to understand his accent. But the Glaswegian man causes trouble due to his obnoxious, hostile and confrontational attitude.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 1 - Never Say Die
    8.1/10(85 votes)

    S4:E1

    Mr Brown mistakenly believes that Miss Courtney is dying.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 2 - An Inspector Calls
    8.0/10(253 votes)

    S1:E2

    An inspector from the local education authority arrives at the school to observe the classes, but Mr Brown mistakes him for a new student.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Mind Your Language Season 2 Episode 8 - After Three
    8.0/10(150 votes)

    S2:E8

    The time has come for the Annual College Concert. What kind of a performance will the English class give ?

    Director:Unknown
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  15. Mind Your Language Season 2 Episode 5 - Don't Forget the Driver
    8.0/10(145 votes)

    S2:E5

    A road trip is planned for the class, but nothing goes according to plan.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Mind Your Language Season 3 Episode 6 - Repent at Leisure
    8.0/10(128 votes)

    S3:E6

    Anna's visa is about to expire so her friends suggest that she marry Mr Brown in order to become a British citizen.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 5 - The Best Things in Life
    7.9/10(217 votes)

    S1:E5

    Jamila is arrested for shoplifting a magazine due to her misunderstanding of the word 'free' in promotional material...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 7 - The Cheating Game
    7.9/10(197 votes)

    S1:E7

    In order to see how prepared they are for their upcoming exam, the students prepare to take a mock exam, failing miserably and angering Mr Brown. Seeing that their teacher has no faith in them, they decide to cheat!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 3 - Easy Come Easy Go
    8.0/10(26 votes)

    S4:E3

    The students have seven draws on the football pools and stand to win thousands of pounds if they can get one more!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Mind Your Language Season 3 Episode 4 - Just the Job
    7.9/10(133 votes)

    S3:E4

    Mr Brown receives an offer of a higher paid position at another school.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 4 - All Through the Night
    7.8/10(225 votes)

    S1:E4

    Upset that his students’ English is not improving, especially in the presence of Miss Courtney who leaves disappointed, Mr Brown keeps them after class, to the extent that they get locked in the building.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 11 - A Point of Honour
    7.8/10(181 votes)

    S1:E11

    Mr Brown finds himself in a lot of trouble when Danielle tells Mr Jarvis, a pestering woodwork teacher at the school, that she is engaged to her English teacher.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Mind Your Language Season 2 Episode 4 - Many Happy Returns
    7.8/10(150 votes)

    S2:E4

    Sid can't believe his luck. Just when he was hard up for cash, he finds lots of it. The only problem is Ranjeet is the one who lost it...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Mind Your Language Season 3 Episode 5 - Guilty or Not Guilty?
    7.8/10(145 votes)

    S3:E5

    All the students are brought to court for causing various acts of mischief at different places in London. Miss Courtney oversees the session as one of the magistrates, while Mr Brown acts as their barrister.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Mind Your Language Season 3 Episode 7 - The School Fete
    7.8/10(126 votes)

    S3:E7

    The school holds a fete, and Max is responsible for hiring celebrity, Arthur Mullard, to open the events.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Best Episodes Summary

"No Flowers by Request" is the best rated episode of Mind Your Language. It scored 8.5/10 from 144 votes. Written and directed by Unknown, it aired on November 10, 1979. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Kill or Cure".

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