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The Worst Episodes of Mind Your Language

Jeremy Brown, a language teacher, tries to make a living by teaching English to immigrants. With pupils from India, France, China, and many other countries,...

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  1. Background image for Everybody's Out
    5.7/10(18 votes)

    #1 - Everybody's Out

    S4:E10

    There is discontent when the students form their own union.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for Time and Tide
    6.0/10(17 votes)

    #2 - Time and Tide

    S4:E5

    Mr Brown finds himself in deep water when he takes the students down the River Thames to improve their knowledge of English history.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  3. Background image for Teacher's Pet
    6.0/10(21 votes)

    #3 - Teacher's Pet

    S4:E12

    Mr Brown brings his neighbour's dog to class.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  4. Background image for Ghoulies and Ghosties
    6.5/10(18 votes)

    #4 - Ghoulies and Ghosties

    S4:E6

    Mr Brown scoffs at the suggestion that the school is haunted.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  5. Background image for Wedding Fever
    6.6/10(17 votes)

    #5 - Wedding Fever

    S4:E9

    Juan is accidentally locked in the school on the night before his wedding!

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  6. Background image for Mama Mia
    6.7/10(19 votes)

    #6 - Mama Mia

    S4:E7

    Giovanni's mother visits him at the school.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for Fifty Years On
    7.1/10(20 votes)

    #7 - Fifty Years On

    S4:E4

    It's Miss Courtney's birthday, and finding Ingrid's mink coat in her office, she assumes that it's a present...

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for The First Lady
    7.1/10(19 votes)

    #8 - The First Lady

    S4:E11

    Mr Brown is suffering from flu and has a bizarre dream involving destruction at the school.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  10. Background image for A Rash Decision
    7.2/10(20 votes)

    #9 - A Rash Decision

    S4:E8

    Mr Brown and all the students catch a rash and fever, and soon they are admitted to a quarantine ward.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  11. Background image for End of Term
    7.4/10(26 votes)

    #10 - End of Term

    S4:E13

    The school is closed and Miss Courtney is busy preparing for a European tour, while Mr Brown and the students arrive to find out how they have fared in their examinations.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  12. Background image for A Fate Worse Than Death
    7.5/10(213 votes)

    #11 - A Fate Worse Than Death

    S1:E3

    Ranjeet asks Mr Brown and the rest of the class to help him escape an arranged marriage with Surinder, the daughter of his father’s best friend.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  13. Background image for Hello Sailor
    7.5/10(164 votes)

    #12 - Hello Sailor

    S1:E10

    Juan brings his Russian sailor friend Boris to class, explaining that he wants to defect and stay in England, having fallen love with a girl he just met.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  14. Background image for How's Your Father
    7.5/10(142 votes)

    #13 - How's Your Father

    S1:E12

    Could it be that Sid the Janitor is Jeremy's father ?

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  15. Background image for Brief Re-Encounter
    7.5/10(135 votes)

    #14 - Brief Re-Encounter

    S2:E3

    Miss Courtney's former fiancé returns, but are his intentions entirely honourable ?

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  16. Background image for Easy Come Easy Go
    7.5/10(20 votes)

    #15 - Easy Come Easy Go

    S4:E3

    The students have seven draws on the football pools and stand to win thousands of pounds if they can get one more!

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  17. Background image for Better to Have Loved and Lost
    7.7/10(170 votes)

    #16 - Better to Have Loved and Lost

    S1:E8

    Celebrations as Ali and Su-Lee announce that they are to marry... but he already has a wife!

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    Director:Unknown
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    7.7/10(124 votes)

    #17 - Take Your Partners

    S2:E7

    Jeremy is talked into buying two tickets to the Ladies Circle Dance.

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    Director:Unknown
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  19. Background image for Who Loves Ya Baby?
    7.7/10(121 votes)

    #18 - Who Loves Ya Baby?

    S3:E2

    Au pair Danielle brings her boss' baby to school, but she leaves him in the canteen and he goes missing.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  20. Background image for The School Fete
    7.7/10(110 votes)

    #19 - The School Fete

    S3:E7

    The school holds a fete, and Max is responsible for hiring celebrity, Arthur Mullard, to open the events.

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    Director:Unknown
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  21. Background image for All Through the Night
    7.8/10(203 votes)

    #20 - All Through the Night

    S1:E4

    Upset that his students’ English is not improving, especially in the presence of Miss Courtney who leaves disappointed, Mr Brown keeps them after class, to the extent that they get locked in the building.

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    Director:Unknown
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  22. Background image for A Point of Honour
    7.8/10(162 votes)

    #21 - A Point of Honour

    S1:E11

    Mr Brown finds himself in a lot of trouble when Danielle tells Mr Jarvis, a pestering woodwork teacher at the school, that she is engaged to her English teacher.

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    Director:Unknown
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  23. Background image for Many Happy Returns
    7.8/10(133 votes)

    #22 - Many Happy Returns

    S2:E4

    Sid can't believe his luck. Just when he was hard up for cash, he finds lots of it. The only problem is Ranjeet is the one who lost it...

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    Director:Unknown
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  24. Background image for Guilty or Not Guilty?
    7.8/10(124 votes)

    #23 - Guilty or Not Guilty?

    S3:E5

    All the students are brought to court for causing various acts of mischief at different places in London. Miss Courtney oversees the session as one of the magistrates, while Mr Brown acts as their barrister.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  25. Background image for The Best Things in Life
    7.9/10(197 votes)

    #24 - The Best Things in Life

    S1:E5

    Jamila is arrested for shoplifting a magazine due to her misunderstanding of the word 'free' in promotional material...

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    Director:Unknown
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  26. Background image for The Cheating Game
    7.9/10(178 votes)

    #25 - The Cheating Game

    S1:E7

    In order to see how prepared they are for their upcoming exam, the students prepare to take a mock exam, failing miserably and angering Mr Brown. Seeing that their teacher has no faith in them, they decide to cheat!

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    Director:Unknown
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Worst Episodes Summary

"Everybody's Out" is the worst rated episode of "Mind Your Language". It scored 5.7/10 based on 18 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 3/8/1986. This episode scored 0.3 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Time and Tide".