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Jeremy Brown, a language teacher, tries to make a living by teaching English to immigrants. With pupils from India, France, China, and many other countries, his lessons do not always go as planned.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 12 - Teacher's Pet
    6.4/10(26 votes)

    S4:E12

    Mr Brown brings his neighbour's dog to class.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 5 - Time and Tide
    6.6/10(22 votes)

    S4:E5

    Mr Brown finds himself in deep water when he takes the students down the River Thames to improve their knowledge of English history.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 10 - Everybody's Out
    6.8/10(25 votes)

    S4:E10

    There is discontent when the students form their own union.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 6 - Ghoulies and Ghosties
    7.1/10(23 votes)

    S4:E6

    Mr Brown scoffs at the suggestion that the school is haunted.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 7 - Mama Mia
    7.1/10(25 votes)

    S4:E7

    Giovanni's mother visits him at the school.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 9 - Wedding Fever
    7.4/10(23 votes)

    S4:E9

    Juan is accidentally locked in the school on the night before his wedding!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 3 - A Fate Worse Than Death
    7.5/10(232 votes)

    S1:E3

    Ranjeet asks Mr Brown and the rest of the class to help him escape an arranged marriage with Surinder, the daughter of his father’s best friend.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 10 - Hello Sailor
    7.5/10(182 votes)

    S1:E10

    Juan brings his Russian sailor friend Boris to class, explaining that he wants to defect and stay in England, having fallen love with a girl he just met.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 12 - How's Your Father
    7.5/10(158 votes)

    S1:E12

    Could it be that Sid the Janitor is Jeremy's father ?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Mind Your Language Season 2 Episode 3 - Brief Re-Encounter
    7.5/10(153 votes)

    S2:E3

    Miss Courtney's former fiancé returns, but are his intentions entirely honourable ?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 4 - Fifty Years On
    7.5/10(26 votes)

    S4:E4

    It's Miss Courtney's birthday, and finding Ingrid's mink coat in her office, she assumes that it's a present...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 11 - The First Lady
    7.6/10(25 votes)

    S4:E11

    Mr Brown is suffering from flu and has a bizarre dream involving destruction at the school.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 8 - Better to Have Loved and Lost
    7.7/10(187 votes)

    S1:E8

    Celebrations as Ali and Su-Lee announce that they are to marry... but he already has a wife!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Mind Your Language Season 2 Episode 7 - Take Your Partners
    7.7/10(140 votes)

    S2:E7

    Jeremy is talked into buying two tickets to the Ladies Circle Dance.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Mind Your Language Season 3 Episode 2 - Who Loves Ya Baby?
    7.7/10(137 votes)

    S3:E2

    Au pair Danielle brings her boss' baby to school, but she leaves him in the canteen and he goes missing.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 13 - End of Term
    7.7/10(33 votes)

    S4:E13

    The school is closed and Miss Courtney is busy preparing for a European tour, while Mr Brown and the students arrive to find out how they have fared in their examinations.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 4 - All Through the Night
    7.8/10(223 votes)

    S1:E4

    Upset that his students’ English is not improving, especially in the presence of Miss Courtney who leaves disappointed, Mr Brown keeps them after class, to the extent that they get locked in the building.

    Director:Unknown
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  18. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 11 - A Point of Honour
    7.8/10(180 votes)

    S1:E11

    Mr Brown finds himself in a lot of trouble when Danielle tells Mr Jarvis, a pestering woodwork teacher at the school, that she is engaged to her English teacher.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Mind Your Language Season 2 Episode 4 - Many Happy Returns
    7.8/10(150 votes)

    S2:E4

    Sid can't believe his luck. Just when he was hard up for cash, he finds lots of it. The only problem is Ranjeet is the one who lost it...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Mind Your Language Season 3 Episode 5 - Guilty or Not Guilty?
    7.8/10(145 votes)

    S3:E5

    All the students are brought to court for causing various acts of mischief at different places in London. Miss Courtney oversees the session as one of the magistrates, while Mr Brown acts as their barrister.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Mind Your Language Season 3 Episode 7 - The School Fete
    7.8/10(125 votes)

    S3:E7

    The school holds a fete, and Max is responsible for hiring celebrity, Arthur Mullard, to open the events.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 8 - A Rash Decision
    7.8/10(26 votes)

    S4:E8

    Mr Brown and all the students catch a rash and fever, and soon they are admitted to a quarantine ward.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 5 - The Best Things in Life
    7.9/10(215 votes)

    S1:E5

    Jamila is arrested for shoplifting a magazine due to her misunderstanding of the word 'free' in promotional material...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 7 - The Cheating Game
    7.9/10(196 votes)

    S1:E7

    In order to see how prepared they are for their upcoming exam, the students prepare to take a mock exam, failing miserably and angering Mr Brown. Seeing that their teacher has no faith in them, they decide to cheat!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Mind Your Language Season 3 Episode 4 - Just the Job
    7.9/10(133 votes)

    S3:E4

    Mr Brown receives an offer of a higher paid position at another school.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Teacher's Pet" is the worst rated episode of "Mind Your Language". It scored 6.4/10 based on 26 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 4/5/1986. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Time and Tide".