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The Worst Episodes of Mind Your Language

Jeremy Brown, a language teacher, tries to make a living by teaching English to immigrants. With pupils from India, France, China, and many other countries,...

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    #1 - An Inspector Calls

    S1:E2

    An inspector from the local education authority arrives at the school to observe the classes, but Mr Brown mistakes him for a new student.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #2 - A Fate Worse Than Death

    S1:E3

    Ranjeet asks Mr Brown and the rest of the class to help him escape an arranged marriage with Surinder, the daughter of his father’s best friend.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #3 - All Through the Night

    S1:E4

    Upset that his students’ English is not improving, especially in the presence of Miss Courtney who leaves disappointed, Mr Brown keeps them after class, to the extent that they get locked in the building.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #4 - The Best Things in Life

    S1:E5

    Jamila is arrested for shoplifting a magazine due to her misunderstanding of the word 'free' in promotional material...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #5 - Come Back, All is Forgiven

    S1:E6

    It is Mr Brown’s birthday, and everyone in the class has brought him a present - but it is not all happy returns when Miss Courtney informs him that his trial month is over and dismisses him, replacing him with a new teacher.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #6 - The Cheating Game

    S1:E7

    In order to see how prepared they are for their upcoming exam, the students prepare to take a mock exam, failing miserably and angering Mr Brown. Seeing that their teacher has no faith in them, they decide to cheat!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #7 - Better to Have Loved and Lost

    S1:E8

    Celebrations as Ali and Su-Lee announce that they are to marry... but he already has a wife!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #8 - Kill or Cure

    S1:E9

    Poor Jeremy is sick with the flu, so his class decide to pay him a visit hoping to cheer him up.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #9 - Hello Sailor

    S1:E10

    Juan brings his Russian sailor friend Boris to class, explaining that he wants to defect and stay in England, having fallen love with a girl he just met.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #10 - A Point of Honour

    S1:E11

    Mr Brown finds himself in a lot of trouble when Danielle tells Mr Jarvis, a pestering woodwork teacher at the school, that she is engaged to her English teacher.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #11 - How's Your Father

    S1:E12

    Could it be that Sid the Janitor is Jeremy's father ?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #12 - The Examination

    S1:E13

    The students prepare to take their Lower Cambridge Certificate exam at the end of the first term. Meanwhile, Mr Brown has a disagreement with a couple in the pub, which comes back to haunt him when it turns out that the man (Mr Short, a former principal of the school) will be supervising the exam.

    Director:Unknown
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    #13 - Never say Die

    S4:E1

    Mr Brown mistakenly believes that Miss Courtney is dying.

    Director:Unknown
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    #14 - Easy Come Easy Go

    S4:E3

    The students have seven draws on the football pools and stand to win thousands of pounds if they can get one more!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #15 - Fifty Years On

    S4:E4

    It's Miss Courtney's birthday, and finding Ingrid's mink coat in her office, she assumes that it's a present...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #16 - Time and Tide

    S4:E5

    Mr Brown finds himself in deep water when he takes the students down the River Thames to improve their knowledge of English history.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #17 - Ghoulies and Ghosties

    S4:E6

    Mr Brown scoffs at the suggestion that the school is haunted.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #18 - Mama Mia

    S4:E7

    Giovanni's mother visits him at the school.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #19 - A Rash Decision

    S4:E8

    Mr Brown and all the students catch a rash and fever, and soon they are admitted to a quarantine ward.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #20 - Wedding Fever

    S4:E9

    Juan is accidentally locked in the school on the night before his wedding!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #21 - Everybody's Out

    S4:E10

    There is discontent when the students form their own union.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #22 - The First Lady

    S4:E11

    Mr Brown is suffering from flu and has a bizarre dream involving destruction at the school.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #23 - Teacher's Pet

    S4:E12

    Mr Brown brings his neighbour's dog to class.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #24 - End of Term

    S4:E13

    The school is closed and Miss Courtney is busy preparing for a European tour, while Mr Brown and the students arrive to find out how they have fared in their examinations.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #25 - Just the Job

    S3:E4

    Mr Brown receives an offer of a higher paid position at another school.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"An Inspector Calls" is the worst rated episode of "Mind Your Language". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/6/1978. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "A Fate Worse Than Death".