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Mind Your Language is a British sitcom broadcast on ITV. Created and written by Vince Powell, and directed by Stuart Allen, three series were produced by London Weekend Television between 1977 and 1979, and it

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 12 - Teacher's Pet
    6.4/10(26 votes)

    #1 - Teacher's Pet

    S4:E12

    Mr Brown brings his neighbour's dog to class.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 10 - Everybody's Out
    6.5/10(24 votes)

    #2 - Everybody's Out

    S4:E10

    There is discontent when the students form their own union.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 5 - Time and Tide
    6.6/10(22 votes)

    #3 - Time and Tide

    S4:E5

    Mr Brown finds himself in deep water when he takes the students down the River Thames to improve their knowledge of English history.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 7 - Mama Mia
    6.9/10(24 votes)

    #4 - Mama Mia

    S4:E7

    Giovanni's mother visits him at the school.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 6 - Ghoulies and Ghosties
    7.1/10(23 votes)

    #5 - Ghoulies and Ghosties

    S4:E6

    Mr Brown scoffs at the suggestion that the school is haunted.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 9 - Wedding Fever
    7.2/10(22 votes)

    #6 - Wedding Fever

    S4:E9

    Juan is accidentally locked in the school on the night before his wedding!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 4 - Fifty Years On
    7.4/10(25 votes)

    #7 - Fifty Years On

    S4:E4

    It's Miss Courtney's birthday, and finding Ingrid's mink coat in her office, she assumes that it's a present...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 3 - A Fate Worse Than Death
    7.5/10(223 votes)

    #8 - A Fate Worse Than Death

    S1:E3

    Ranjeet asks Mr Brown and the rest of the class to help him escape an arranged marriage with Surinder, the daughter of his father’s best friend.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 10 - Hello Sailor
    7.5/10(173 votes)

    #9 - Hello Sailor

    S1:E10

    Juan brings his Russian sailor friend Boris to class, explaining that he wants to defect and stay in England, having fallen love with a girl he just met.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 12 - How's Your Father
    7.5/10(150 votes)

    #10 - How's Your Father

    S1:E12

    Could it be that Sid the Janitor is Jeremy's father ?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Mind Your Language Season 2 Episode 3 - Brief Re-Encounter
    7.5/10(145 votes)

    #11 - Brief Re-Encounter

    S2:E3

    Miss Courtney's former fiancé returns, but are his intentions entirely honourable ?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 11 - The First Lady
    7.5/10(24 votes)

    #12 - The First Lady

    S4:E11

    Mr Brown is suffering from flu and has a bizarre dream involving destruction at the school.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 8 - A Rash Decision
    7.6/10(25 votes)

    #13 - A Rash Decision

    S4:E8

    Mr Brown and all the students catch a rash and fever, and soon they are admitted to a quarantine ward.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Mind Your Language Season 4 Episode 13 - End of Term
    7.6/10(32 votes)

    #14 - End of Term

    S4:E13

    The school is closed and Miss Courtney is busy preparing for a European tour, while Mr Brown and the students arrive to find out how they have fared in their examinations.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. Mind Your Language Season 2 Episode 7 - Take Your Partners
    7.7/10(133 votes)

    #15 - Take Your Partners

    S2:E7

    Jeremy is talked into buying two tickets to the Ladies Circle Dance.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Mind Your Language Season 3 Episode 7 - The School Fete
    7.7/10(118 votes)

    #16 - The School Fete

    S3:E7

    The school holds a fete, and Max is responsible for hiring celebrity, Arthur Mullard, to open the events.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 4 - All Through the Night
    7.8/10(214 votes)

    #17 - All Through the Night

    S1:E4

    Upset that his students’ English is not improving, especially in the presence of Miss Courtney who leaves disappointed, Mr Brown keeps them after class, to the extent that they get locked in the building.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 8 - Better to Have Loved and Lost
    7.8/10(179 votes)

    #18 - Better to Have Loved and Lost

    S1:E8

    Celebrations as Ali and Su-Lee announce that they are to marry... but he already has a wife!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 11 - A Point of Honour
    7.8/10(172 votes)

    #19 - A Point of Honour

    S1:E11

    Mr Brown finds himself in a lot of trouble when Danielle tells Mr Jarvis, a pestering woodwork teacher at the school, that she is engaged to her English teacher.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. Mind Your Language Season 2 Episode 4 - Many Happy Returns
    7.8/10(143 votes)

    #20 - Many Happy Returns

    S2:E4

    Sid can't believe his luck. Just when he was hard up for cash, he finds lots of it. The only problem is Ranjeet is the one who lost it...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Mind Your Language Season 3 Episode 2 - Who Loves Ya Baby?
    7.8/10(130 votes)

    #21 - Who Loves Ya Baby?

    S3:E2

    Au pair Danielle brings her boss' baby to school, but she leaves him in the canteen and he goes missing.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Mind Your Language Season 3 Episode 5 - Guilty or Not Guilty?
    7.8/10(135 votes)

    #22 - Guilty or Not Guilty?

    S3:E5

    All the students are brought to court for causing various acts of mischief at different places in London. Miss Courtney oversees the session as one of the magistrates, while Mr Brown acts as their barrister.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 5 - The Best Things in Life
    7.9/10(207 votes)

    #23 - The Best Things in Life

    S1:E5

    Jamila is arrested for shoplifting a magazine due to her misunderstanding of the word 'free' in promotional material...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Mind Your Language Season 1 Episode 7 - The Cheating Game
    7.9/10(188 votes)

    #24 - The Cheating Game

    S1:E7

    In order to see how prepared they are for their upcoming exam, the students prepare to take a mock exam, failing miserably and angering Mr Brown. Seeing that their teacher has no faith in them, they decide to cheat!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Mind Your Language Season 3 Episode 4 - Just the Job
    7.9/10(126 votes)

    #25 - Just the Job

    S3:E4

    Mr Brown receives an offer of a higher paid position at another school.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Teacher's Pet" is the worst rated episode of "Mind Your Language". It scored 6.4/10 based on 26 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 4/5/1986. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Everybody's Out".