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The Worst Episodes of Mind Your Language

Every episode of Mind Your Language ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Mind Your Language!

Jeremy Brown, a language teacher, tries to make a living by teaching English to immigrants. With pupils from India, France, China, and many other countries,...
Genre:Comedy
Network:ITV1

Worst Episodes Summary

"Everybody's Out" is the worst rated episode of "Mind Your Language". It scored 6.1/10 based on 16 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 3/8/1986. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Teacher's Pet".

  • Everybody's Out
    6.1/1016 votes
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    #1 - Everybody's Out

    Season 4 Episode 10 - Aired 3/8/1986

    There is discontent when the students form their own union.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Teacher's Pet
    6.2/1019 votes
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    #2 - Teacher's Pet

    Season 4 Episode 12 - Aired 4/5/1986

    Mr Brown brings his neighbour's dog to class.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Time and Tide
    6.4/1015 votes
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    #3 - Time and Tide

    Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 2/1/1986

    Mr Brown finds himself in deep water when he takes the students down the River Thames to improve their knowledge of English history.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Mama Mia
    6.6/1016 votes
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    #4 - Mama Mia

    Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 2/15/1986

    Giovanni's mother visits him at the school.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Ghoulies and Ghosties
    7.0/1015 votes
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    #5 - Ghoulies and Ghosties

    Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 2/8/1986

    Mr Brown scoffs at the suggestion that the school is haunted.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Wedding Fever
    7.1/1015 votes
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    #6 - Wedding Fever

    Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 3/1/1986

    Juan is accidentally locked in the school on the night before his wedding!

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Fifty Years On
    7.3/1018 votes
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    #7 - Fifty Years On

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 1/25/1986

    It's Miss Courtney's birthday, and finding Ingrid's mink coat in her office, she assumes that it's a present...

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The First Lady
    7.3/1016 votes
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    #8 - The First Lady

    Season 4 Episode 11 - Aired 3/22/1986

    Mr Brown is suffering from flu and has a bizarre dream involving destruction at the school.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Rash Decision
    7.4/1017 votes
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    #9 - A Rash Decision

    Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 2/22/1986

    Mr Brown and all the students catch a rash and fever, and soon they are admitted to a quarantine ward.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Fate Worse Than Death
    7.5/10199 votes
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    #10 - A Fate Worse Than Death

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 1/13/1978

    Ranjeet asks Mr Brown and the rest of the class to help him escape an arranged marriage with Surinder, the daughter of his father’s best friend.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Hello Sailor
    7.5/10153 votes
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    #11 - Hello Sailor

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 3/3/1978

    Juan brings his Russian sailor friend Boris to class, explaining that he wants to defect and stay in England, having fallen love with a girl he just met.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • How's Your Father
    7.5/10131 votes
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    #12 - How's Your Father

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 3/17/1978

    Could it be that Sid the Janitor is Jeremy's father ?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Brief Re-Encounter
    7.5/10125 votes
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    #13 - Brief Re-Encounter

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 10/21/1978

    Miss Courtney's former fiancé returns, but are his intentions entirely honourable ?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • End of Term
    7.5/1024 votes
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    #14 - End of Term

    Season 4 Episode 13 - Aired 4/12/1986

    The school is closed and Miss Courtney is busy preparing for a European tour, while Mr Brown and the students arrive to find out how they have fared in their examinations.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Better to Have Loved and Lost
    7.7/10159 votes
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    #15 - Better to Have Loved and Lost

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 2/17/1978

    Celebrations as Ali and Su-Lee announce that they are to marry... but he already has a wife!

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Take Your Partners
    7.7/10113 votes
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    #16 - Take Your Partners

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 11/18/1978

    Jeremy is talked into buying two tickets to the Ladies Circle Dance.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Who Loves Ya Baby?
    7.7/10111 votes
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    #17 - Who Loves Ya Baby?

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 11/3/1979

    Au pair Danielle brings her boss' baby to school, but she leaves him in the canteen and he goes missing.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Guilty or Not Guilty?
    7.7/10114 votes
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    #18 - Guilty or Not Guilty?

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 11/24/1979

    All the students are brought to court for causing various acts of mischief at different places in London. Miss Courtney oversees the session as one of the magistrates, while Mr Brown acts as their barrister.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • All Through the Night
    7.8/10192 votes
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    #19 - All Through the Night

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 1/20/1978

    Upset that his students’ English is not improving, especially in the presence of Miss Courtney who leaves disappointed, Mr Brown keeps them after class, to the extent that they get locked in the building.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Point of Honour
    7.8/10150 votes
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    #20 - A Point of Honour

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 3/10/1978

    Mr Brown finds himself in a lot of trouble when Danielle tells Mr Jarvis, a pestering woodwork teacher at the school, that she is engaged to her English teacher.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Many Happy Returns
    7.8/10123 votes
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    #21 - Many Happy Returns

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/28/1978

    Sid can't believe his luck. Just when he was hard up for cash, he finds lots of it. The only problem is Ranjeet is the one who lost it...

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The School Fete
    7.8/1097 votes
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    #22 - The School Fete

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 12/8/1979

    The school holds a fete, and Max is responsible for hiring celebrity, Arthur Mullard, to open the events.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Best Things in Life
    7.9/10184 votes
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    #23 - The Best Things in Life

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 1/27/1978

    Jamila is arrested for shoplifting a magazine due to her misunderstanding of the word 'free' in promotional material...

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Cheating Game
    7.9/10166 votes
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    #24 - The Cheating Game

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 2/10/1978

    In order to see how prepared they are for their upcoming exam, the students prepare to take a mock exam, failing miserably and angering Mr Brown. Seeing that their teacher has no faith in them, they decide to cheat!

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Easy Come Easy Go
    7.9/1018 votes
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    #25 - Easy Come Easy Go

    Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 1/18/1986

    The students have seven draws on the football pools and stand to win thousands of pounds if they can get one more!

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A