The Worst Episodes of Mind Your Language

There is discontent when the students form their own union.

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Mr Brown brings his neighbour's dog to class.

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Mr Brown finds himself in deep water when he takes the students down the River Thames to improve their knowledge of English history.

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Giovanni's mother visits him at the school.

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Mr Brown scoffs at the suggestion that the school is haunted.

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Juan is accidentally locked in the school on the night before his wedding!

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It's Miss Courtney's birthday, and finding Ingrid's mink coat in her office, she assumes that it's a present...

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Mr Brown is suffering from flu and has a bizarre dream involving destruction at the school.

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Juan brings his Russian sailor friend Boris to class, explaining that he wants to defect and stay in England, having fallen love with a girl he just met.

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Could it be that Sid the Janitor is Jeremy's father ?

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Miss Courtney's former fiancé returns, but are his intentions entirely honourable ?

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The school is closed and Miss Courtney is busy preparing for a European tour, while Mr Brown and the students arrive to find out how they have fared in their examinations.

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Ranjeet asks Mr Brown and the rest of the class to help him escape an arranged marriage with Surinder, the daughter of his father’s best friend.

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Mr Brown and all the students catch a rash and fever, and soon they are admitted to a quarantine ward.

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Jeremy is talked into buying two tickets to the Ladies Circle Dance.

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Au pair Danielle brings her boss' baby to school, but she leaves him in the canteen and he goes missing.

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Upset that his students’ English is not improving, especially in the presence of Miss Courtney who leaves disappointed, Mr Brown keeps them after class, to the extent that they get locked in the building.

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Celebrations as Ali and Su-Lee announce that they are to marry... but he already has a wife!

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Mr Brown finds himself in a lot of trouble when Danielle tells Mr Jarvis, a pestering woodwork teacher at the school, that she is engaged to her English teacher.

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Sid can't believe his luck. Just when he was hard up for cash, he finds lots of it. The only problem is Ranjeet is the one who lost it...

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All the students are brought to court for causing various acts of mischief at different places in London. Miss Courtney oversees the session as one of the magistrates, while Mr Brown acts as their barrister.

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The school holds a fete, and Max is responsible for hiring celebrity, Arthur Mullard, to open the events.

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Jamila is arrested for shoplifting a magazine due to her misunderstanding of the word 'free' in promotional material...

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In order to see how prepared they are for their upcoming exam, the students prepare to take a mock exam, failing miserably and angering Mr Brown. Seeing that their teacher has no faith in them, they decide to cheat!

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Mr Brown receives an offer of a higher paid position at another school.

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