6.1/1016 votesLoading...#1 - Everybody's Out
Season 4 Episode 10 - Aired 3/8/1986
There is discontent when the students form their own union.
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- 6.2/1019 votesLoading...
#2 - Teacher's Pet
Season 4 Episode 12 - Aired 4/5/1986
Mr Brown brings his neighbour's dog to class.
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- 6.4/1015 votesLoading...
#3 - Time and Tide
Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 2/1/1986
Mr Brown finds himself in deep water when he takes the students down the River Thames to improve their knowledge of English history.
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- 6.6/1016 votesLoading...
#4 - Mama Mia
Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 2/15/1986
Giovanni's mother visits him at the school.
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- 7.0/1015 votesLoading...
#5 - Ghoulies and Ghosties
Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 2/8/1986
Mr Brown scoffs at the suggestion that the school is haunted.
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- 7.1/1015 votesLoading...
#6 - Wedding Fever
Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 3/1/1986
Juan is accidentally locked in the school on the night before his wedding!
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- 7.3/1018 votesLoading...
#7 - Fifty Years On
Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 1/25/1986
It's Miss Courtney's birthday, and finding Ingrid's mink coat in her office, she assumes that it's a present...
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- 7.3/1016 votesLoading...
#8 - The First Lady
Season 4 Episode 11 - Aired 3/22/1986
Mr Brown is suffering from flu and has a bizarre dream involving destruction at the school.
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- 7.4/1017 votesLoading...
#9 - A Rash Decision
Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 2/22/1986
Mr Brown and all the students catch a rash and fever, and soon they are admitted to a quarantine ward.
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7.5/10199 votesLoading...#10 - A Fate Worse Than Death
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 1/13/1978
Ranjeet asks Mr Brown and the rest of the class to help him escape an arranged marriage with Surinder, the daughter of his father’s best friend.
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7.5/10153 votesLoading...#11 - Hello Sailor
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 3/3/1978
Juan brings his Russian sailor friend Boris to class, explaining that he wants to defect and stay in England, having fallen love with a girl he just met.
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7.5/10131 votesLoading...#12 - How's Your Father
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 3/17/1978
Could it be that Sid the Janitor is Jeremy's father ?
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7.5/10125 votesLoading...#13 - Brief Re-Encounter
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 10/21/1978
Miss Courtney's former fiancé returns, but are his intentions entirely honourable ?
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- 7.5/1024 votesLoading...
#14 - End of Term
Season 4 Episode 13 - Aired 4/12/1986
The school is closed and Miss Courtney is busy preparing for a European tour, while Mr Brown and the students arrive to find out how they have fared in their examinations.
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7.7/10159 votesLoading...#15 - Better to Have Loved and Lost
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 2/17/1978
Celebrations as Ali and Su-Lee announce that they are to marry... but he already has a wife!
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- 7.7/10113 votesLoading...
#16 - Take Your Partners
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 11/18/1978
Jeremy is talked into buying two tickets to the Ladies Circle Dance.
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7.7/10111 votesLoading...#17 - Who Loves Ya Baby?
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 11/3/1979
Au pair Danielle brings her boss' baby to school, but she leaves him in the canteen and he goes missing.
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7.7/10114 votesLoading...#18 - Guilty or Not Guilty?
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 11/24/1979
All the students are brought to court for causing various acts of mischief at different places in London. Miss Courtney oversees the session as one of the magistrates, while Mr Brown acts as their barrister.
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7.8/10192 votesLoading...#19 - All Through the Night
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 1/20/1978
Upset that his students’ English is not improving, especially in the presence of Miss Courtney who leaves disappointed, Mr Brown keeps them after class, to the extent that they get locked in the building.
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7.8/10150 votesLoading...#20 - A Point of Honour
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 3/10/1978
Mr Brown finds himself in a lot of trouble when Danielle tells Mr Jarvis, a pestering woodwork teacher at the school, that she is engaged to her English teacher.
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7.8/10123 votesLoading...#21 - Many Happy Returns
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/28/1978
Sid can't believe his luck. Just when he was hard up for cash, he finds lots of it. The only problem is Ranjeet is the one who lost it...
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7.8/1097 votesLoading...#22 - The School Fete
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 12/8/1979
The school holds a fete, and Max is responsible for hiring celebrity, Arthur Mullard, to open the events.
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7.9/10184 votesLoading...#23 - The Best Things in Life
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 1/27/1978
Jamila is arrested for shoplifting a magazine due to her misunderstanding of the word 'free' in promotional material...
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7.9/10166 votesLoading...#24 - The Cheating Game
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 2/10/1978
In order to see how prepared they are for their upcoming exam, the students prepare to take a mock exam, failing miserably and angering Mr Brown. Seeing that their teacher has no faith in them, they decide to cheat!
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- 7.9/1018 votesLoading...
#25 - Easy Come Easy Go
Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 1/18/1986
The students have seven draws on the football pools and stand to win thousands of pounds if they can get one more!
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The Worst Episodes of Mind Your Language
Every episode of Mind Your Language ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Mind Your Language!
Jeremy Brown, a language teacher, tries to make a living by teaching English to immigrants. With pupils from India, France, China, and many other countries,...
Genre:Comedy
Network:ITV1
Worst Episodes Summary
"Everybody's Out" is the worst rated episode of "Mind Your Language". It scored 6.1/10 based on 16 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 3/8/1986. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Teacher's Pet".